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Chapter 530 Premiere
Chapter 530 Premiere
There are a lot of movies that want to grab food during the Spring Festival, but there are not many people who are capable or confident to get a share of it. Except for "East and West", the other four movies are big productions!
The big production mentioned here refers to the star's appearance fee, which means that the cost of investing in film production will not be too high, but these few films do not rely on the plot to win. If you have no money, you have to learn from Hollywood. The special effects and the scene, Fat Brother thinks it must be beautiful just thinking about it.
Fat Brother didn't do any red carpet, and quietly touched the backstage with the crew members and the main actors, and the media in the audience were all ready, waiting for all the main creators of the crew to appear on stage.
"Why are all your fans holding placards at the scene!"
Ou Zhengqing took a peek at the situation in the audience and looked dissatisfied at Fat Brother. The other unknown young actors also took a sneak peek, and saw that the signs in the audience were "Fat Brother", "Love Fat Life" and so on. Don't be too envious of the disgusting support card.
"It means that I am popular."
Fat Brother said calmly while playing with his mobile phone that Wu Kuan was reporting to him the preparations for the big project.
"You bastard! It's obvious that you took half of the tickets for the premiere and gave them to your fans. Otherwise, Zhou, you are so scheming!"
Ou Zhengqing gritted her teeth and said, thinking that she might become a comedian in two hours, she panicked in her heart.
"It's almost there, let's go."
Fat Brother looked at the time, put away his phone, stood up and straightened his clothes.
He and Ou Zhengqing are both veterans, and the other new actors were all so excited, some stepped on the heels of the person in front of them, and another walked like they were walking on the same hands and feet...
"Dear guests and friends, welcome to the premiere of "East and West" in your busy schedule. I am the host, Xiao Yu. First of all, let us invite all the main creators of "East and West" with the warmest applause. Applause welcome……"
Then I saw Wang Zhizhi in formal attire, the fat guy smiling all over his face, Ou Zhengqing with a stiff smile, and a string of actors following him from the side of the stage to the center of the stage to stand still, smiling and waving to the fans in the audience, Or take pictures with the media.
Reporter: "Brother Fat, do you think the new movie can achieve the same results as "Infernal Affairs"?"
Fat Brother: "It's hard to say."
"There are rumors that your studio is planning to sign Ou Zhengqing, is it true?"
Fat Brother: "It's all rumors, so it must be false."
"Brother Fat, it is said that people in the industry generally don't like this movie. Do you have anything to say about it?"
"You've said it all, it's said, and it doesn't matter whether other people like it or not, as long as the audience thinks it looks good, everyone agrees!"
"Yes!"
"Fat brother, we support you!"
Fat Brother said the last sentence to the audience, and the fans immediately cheered.
The reporter wanted to ask again, but Fat Brother quickly pulled the other actors over: "Don't keep staring at me and asking, there are so many people on stage!"
As he spoke, he put the microphone into the hand of the newcomer next to him, and he himself moved to the side. The artist who received the microphone was full of emotion. He even suspected the sinister intentions of Fat Brother in giving movie tickets to fans just now in the background. I didn't expect Fat Brother to be such a senior who took care of the newcomers, and I was so useless!
Fat Brother thinks that everyone standing on stage today is from the crew, and whoever is interviewed can contribute to his film. The most important thing is that he is too lazy to explain to the reporter what is there and what is not. Let's talk about the box office in the end.
The reporters didn't like it and had nothing to do. They caught these artists who had just appeared and interviewed them for about ten minutes, and then they did nothing.
After Fat Brother and the other actors sat in the front row, the host walked through the scene, and the lights in the scene were slowly dimmed, and the movie was about to start.
"Director: Wang Zhizhou otherwise
Screenwriter: Zhou Otherwise
Music: Zhou Otherwise
Starring: Zhou Oran, Ou Zhengqing..."
After the factory logo was released, a series of Zhou Buan's names immediately won cheers from the audience. Fat Brother still has the same style as before, and he will never give money to outsiders for the work he can do...
In order to prevent the audience from being confused, Fat Brother made a lot of changes to the script. A narration was inserted at the beginning of the film, a fictional dynasty was introduced, and a general introduction was given to the leading actors and the main plot of the film.
"Heaven is jealous of talents! This is Hong Qi, a beautiful man of my generation. It is the last day I will live in this world. I absolutely cannot accept the blow of a broken relationship!"
"Come, hero! . . . Come, come, come, come!"
"Hero, are you okay? I'm sorry, the position you were standing just now was so handsome, so I couldn't help kicking. It's been a long time since I kicked so well!"
…………
The entire screening hall became a sea of joy, and the upgraded jokes were more suitable for the audience's taste. The burden was so dense that the audience didn't even have time to drink saliva, and they didn't dare to drink it. The danger of squirting...
Especially when Hong Qi dragged Ouyang Feng to commit suicide, the audience almost laughed out loud, slapping their thighs and chairs regardless of their image.
Although the crew and leading actors in the front row had seen the film, they still found it funny when watching it again. The louder the audience laughed, the more bleak the expression on poor Ou Zhengqing's face became.
It's over, it's over, after this film, I guess many people will come to me to make this kind of nonsensical comedy.
It doesn't matter to other actors, the most important thing is that someone asks me to make a film, as for expanding the scope of the film?That was too far away for them.
Jiang Wu is a professional film critic, and also a supporter of the academic or artistic film style. Before he came to watch "East and West", he was ready to criticize, with the purpose of criticizing, with the purpose of judging to watch movies with the eyes of the people.
At first he was still writing and drawing in the little notebook, but after watching it, the little notebook was put away without knowing it, and he burst out laughing like an ordinary audience.
It wasn't until the movie was over and the main creator of the crew came to the stage to express his gratitude that Jiang Wu slapped his head angrily: "I went to watch the movie, so how can I write this movie review after I go back!"
Taking advantage of the commotion at the scene, Jiang Wu quickly slipped out and went straight to the ticket hall, where there was already a long queue for ticket collection.
"Beauty, here's a ticket for the latest "East and West"."
Finally it was Jiang Wu's turn, Jiang Wu pointed to the electronic screen above and said urgently.
"Excuse me sir, today's tickets are sold out."
The beautiful woman at the ticket window said with a smile.
"Sold out? How is that possible? I don't think there are many people who have bought tickets for "East and West"!"
Jiang Wu was not happy when he heard it. I waited in line for so long and you told me it was sold out?
"Yes, because the movie tickets for "East and West" were already booked online yesterday, so those who bought tickets at the scene today can only watch other movies. Would you like to watch "Legend of the Blind Man"? It's also a comedy oh!"
The beauty who sells tickets at the movie theater explained patiently, and by the way, she also kindly recommended another Spring Festival comedy for Jiang Wu.
"no thank you!"
Although he really wanted to swear, Jiang Wu still held back, squeezed out a stiff smile, turned and left the team.
Before taking two steps, a middle-aged man wearing a baseball cap cautiously approached, grabbed Jiang Wu and whispered, "Friend!"
Jiang Wu turned his head and gave the middle-aged man a puzzled look.
The middle-aged man in the baseball cap looked around, and then smiled lewdly: "My friend, do you want a ticket for "East and West"?"
…………
Jiang Wu sat in the screening room again, looked down at the ticket stub in his hand, and then remembered the three hundred oceans that had just separated from him, Jiang Wu finally couldn't help but burst out: "MMP!"
(End of this chapter)
There are a lot of movies that want to grab food during the Spring Festival, but there are not many people who are capable or confident to get a share of it. Except for "East and West", the other four movies are big productions!
The big production mentioned here refers to the star's appearance fee, which means that the cost of investing in film production will not be too high, but these few films do not rely on the plot to win. If you have no money, you have to learn from Hollywood. The special effects and the scene, Fat Brother thinks it must be beautiful just thinking about it.
Fat Brother didn't do any red carpet, and quietly touched the backstage with the crew members and the main actors, and the media in the audience were all ready, waiting for all the main creators of the crew to appear on stage.
"Why are all your fans holding placards at the scene!"
Ou Zhengqing took a peek at the situation in the audience and looked dissatisfied at Fat Brother. The other unknown young actors also took a sneak peek, and saw that the signs in the audience were "Fat Brother", "Love Fat Life" and so on. Don't be too envious of the disgusting support card.
"It means that I am popular."
Fat Brother said calmly while playing with his mobile phone that Wu Kuan was reporting to him the preparations for the big project.
"You bastard! It's obvious that you took half of the tickets for the premiere and gave them to your fans. Otherwise, Zhou, you are so scheming!"
Ou Zhengqing gritted her teeth and said, thinking that she might become a comedian in two hours, she panicked in her heart.
"It's almost there, let's go."
Fat Brother looked at the time, put away his phone, stood up and straightened his clothes.
He and Ou Zhengqing are both veterans, and the other new actors were all so excited, some stepped on the heels of the person in front of them, and another walked like they were walking on the same hands and feet...
"Dear guests and friends, welcome to the premiere of "East and West" in your busy schedule. I am the host, Xiao Yu. First of all, let us invite all the main creators of "East and West" with the warmest applause. Applause welcome……"
Then I saw Wang Zhizhi in formal attire, the fat guy smiling all over his face, Ou Zhengqing with a stiff smile, and a string of actors following him from the side of the stage to the center of the stage to stand still, smiling and waving to the fans in the audience, Or take pictures with the media.
Reporter: "Brother Fat, do you think the new movie can achieve the same results as "Infernal Affairs"?"
Fat Brother: "It's hard to say."
"There are rumors that your studio is planning to sign Ou Zhengqing, is it true?"
Fat Brother: "It's all rumors, so it must be false."
"Brother Fat, it is said that people in the industry generally don't like this movie. Do you have anything to say about it?"
"You've said it all, it's said, and it doesn't matter whether other people like it or not, as long as the audience thinks it looks good, everyone agrees!"
"Yes!"
"Fat brother, we support you!"
Fat Brother said the last sentence to the audience, and the fans immediately cheered.
The reporter wanted to ask again, but Fat Brother quickly pulled the other actors over: "Don't keep staring at me and asking, there are so many people on stage!"
As he spoke, he put the microphone into the hand of the newcomer next to him, and he himself moved to the side. The artist who received the microphone was full of emotion. He even suspected the sinister intentions of Fat Brother in giving movie tickets to fans just now in the background. I didn't expect Fat Brother to be such a senior who took care of the newcomers, and I was so useless!
Fat Brother thinks that everyone standing on stage today is from the crew, and whoever is interviewed can contribute to his film. The most important thing is that he is too lazy to explain to the reporter what is there and what is not. Let's talk about the box office in the end.
The reporters didn't like it and had nothing to do. They caught these artists who had just appeared and interviewed them for about ten minutes, and then they did nothing.
After Fat Brother and the other actors sat in the front row, the host walked through the scene, and the lights in the scene were slowly dimmed, and the movie was about to start.
"Director: Wang Zhizhou otherwise
Screenwriter: Zhou Otherwise
Music: Zhou Otherwise
Starring: Zhou Oran, Ou Zhengqing..."
After the factory logo was released, a series of Zhou Buan's names immediately won cheers from the audience. Fat Brother still has the same style as before, and he will never give money to outsiders for the work he can do...
In order to prevent the audience from being confused, Fat Brother made a lot of changes to the script. A narration was inserted at the beginning of the film, a fictional dynasty was introduced, and a general introduction was given to the leading actors and the main plot of the film.
"Heaven is jealous of talents! This is Hong Qi, a beautiful man of my generation. It is the last day I will live in this world. I absolutely cannot accept the blow of a broken relationship!"
"Come, hero! . . . Come, come, come, come!"
"Hero, are you okay? I'm sorry, the position you were standing just now was so handsome, so I couldn't help kicking. It's been a long time since I kicked so well!"
…………
The entire screening hall became a sea of joy, and the upgraded jokes were more suitable for the audience's taste. The burden was so dense that the audience didn't even have time to drink saliva, and they didn't dare to drink it. The danger of squirting...
Especially when Hong Qi dragged Ouyang Feng to commit suicide, the audience almost laughed out loud, slapping their thighs and chairs regardless of their image.
Although the crew and leading actors in the front row had seen the film, they still found it funny when watching it again. The louder the audience laughed, the more bleak the expression on poor Ou Zhengqing's face became.
It's over, it's over, after this film, I guess many people will come to me to make this kind of nonsensical comedy.
It doesn't matter to other actors, the most important thing is that someone asks me to make a film, as for expanding the scope of the film?That was too far away for them.
Jiang Wu is a professional film critic, and also a supporter of the academic or artistic film style. Before he came to watch "East and West", he was ready to criticize, with the purpose of criticizing, with the purpose of judging to watch movies with the eyes of the people.
At first he was still writing and drawing in the little notebook, but after watching it, the little notebook was put away without knowing it, and he burst out laughing like an ordinary audience.
It wasn't until the movie was over and the main creator of the crew came to the stage to express his gratitude that Jiang Wu slapped his head angrily: "I went to watch the movie, so how can I write this movie review after I go back!"
Taking advantage of the commotion at the scene, Jiang Wu quickly slipped out and went straight to the ticket hall, where there was already a long queue for ticket collection.
"Beauty, here's a ticket for the latest "East and West"."
Finally it was Jiang Wu's turn, Jiang Wu pointed to the electronic screen above and said urgently.
"Excuse me sir, today's tickets are sold out."
The beautiful woman at the ticket window said with a smile.
"Sold out? How is that possible? I don't think there are many people who have bought tickets for "East and West"!"
Jiang Wu was not happy when he heard it. I waited in line for so long and you told me it was sold out?
"Yes, because the movie tickets for "East and West" were already booked online yesterday, so those who bought tickets at the scene today can only watch other movies. Would you like to watch "Legend of the Blind Man"? It's also a comedy oh!"
The beauty who sells tickets at the movie theater explained patiently, and by the way, she also kindly recommended another Spring Festival comedy for Jiang Wu.
"no thank you!"
Although he really wanted to swear, Jiang Wu still held back, squeezed out a stiff smile, turned and left the team.
Before taking two steps, a middle-aged man wearing a baseball cap cautiously approached, grabbed Jiang Wu and whispered, "Friend!"
Jiang Wu turned his head and gave the middle-aged man a puzzled look.
The middle-aged man in the baseball cap looked around, and then smiled lewdly: "My friend, do you want a ticket for "East and West"?"
…………
Jiang Wu sat in the screening room again, looked down at the ticket stub in his hand, and then remembered the three hundred oceans that had just separated from him, Jiang Wu finally couldn't help but burst out: "MMP!"
(End of this chapter)
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