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Chapter 672
Chapter 672
At this time, it was the morning on the other side of the ocean. A luxury convoy slowly stopped in front of the headquarters building of Hengte Motors, and an old man on crutches rushed into the Hengte Building.
"Nick, my old buddy, I have some news to tell you, that little guy in Huaxia has just authorized the cancellation of their branch in the United States."
The old man's entourage stayed at the door, and he couldn't wait to announce the news to the owner of the office as soon as he entered the office.
"Borg, tell me this is good news."
The old man named Nick behind the desk looked up at Borg while playing with the cigar cutter.
"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. They don't even plan to stay after the sale. It seems that they plan to give up the North American market completely."
The old man named Borg was not idle either, and while he replied casually, he fiddled with the giant floor-standing globe in the office with the eagle-headed cane in his hand, and Huaxia's position was marked with a striking red pen.
Even the after-sales service is withdrawn, which means that the rights and interests of those Huazhi car owners in the United States cannot be guaranteed. The huge amount of money spent is still one thing. The key point is that Huazhi's overall strategy of global layout is disrupted at once.
"It looks like there will be worse news soon."
Nick threw the cigar cutters on the table with a smile on his face, and seemed not at all worried about the counterattack from Huazhi, but was as excited as if he had discovered something interesting.
Although it was Huaxia Market that saved Hengte when they were in danger, Hengte obviously had no gratitude.
Hengte's internal market work is divided into two parts, one is the Huaxia market, and the other is other. There is even a team of experts composed of elites from all over the world. This team is only one thing, researching Huaxia.
How to guide and change the preferences of Chinese consumers, study local car companies, including investing in or crushing potential Chinese car companies...
That is to say, in recent years, there have been more and more self-developed car companies in Huaxia, which makes Hengte a little bit overwhelmed, but this does not mean that they will let little guys like Huazhi do their best over them. The accent is still necessary.
Then it became a battle between Huazhi and the Automobile Association, or Hengte. By this time, Hengte no longer cared about "exposing his identity".
Hengte: The three major pieces of your house are not good!
Huazhi: Your interiors are all plastic parts, so low!
Hengte: Your central control makes abnormal noises!
Huazhi: Don't be ridiculous, all your cars are making strange noises!
Hengte: Your autopilot killed someone!
Huazhi: Are there fewer people killed by your car?So many people in Huaxia have never seen anyone drive an autopilot and have an accident. Besides, why didn’t we know what happened?The formaldehyde in your car exceeds the standard, causing consumers to get acute leukemia!
Hunt: I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!
Huazhi and Laomei's car tycoons seem to have nothing else to do except their daily fights, and the Internet is full of gunpowder following their fights. Nick not only knows how to pay for the navy, but also plays it very smoothly In the United States, he even controlled a number of media in order to provide public opinion services for Hengte.
Therefore, every time he Hengte criticizes Huazhi, there will always be a large number of unrighteous netizens popping up on the Internet to follow him. In order to keep up with the rhythm of the benefactor, the sailors even make up jokes. So, this trick works well for everyone, but it doesn't work for Fat Brother.
Why, he is a great master in the joke world.
The sailors are bluffing on the Internet with a rhythm: My American friend bought Huazhi, and I heard that the new car has been lying around several times before the break-in period. When the car was finally sold, the car dealers did not dare to accept it. A real car that makes car dealers tremble...
When netizens were dubious, Fat Brother's Weibo was updated again: "Tell you a good way to double the value of Hengte cars, and that is to fill up the gas!"
"Hahahaha, I knew that the king with a strong mouth would not be willing to be lonely!"
"This is probably the worst time Hengte has been hacked..."
"Then if I drive a Hengte off-road vehicle with a large fuel tank, wouldn't it quadruple the amount of fuel?"
"Hurry up, sailors, it's up to you to play your cards!"
Every time Fat Brother swears at someone, netizens, just like the New Year, call for friends and friends to watch the fun under Fat Brother's Weibo.
Shui Jun: "You know nothing about the history of the century-old Hengte, even a real Hengte car owner doesn't bother to talk nonsense to you!"
Fat Brother: "The owner of the Huazhi car will often take the initiative to talk to the owner of the Hengte car: Do you want me to tow the car for you?"
The netizens who were waiting to read the joke burst into laughter again. There are many models of Hengte, and things like lying down happen from time to time.
Shui Jun: "Hente is equipped with luxury, and even the tailgate has a heating function. What else do you have besides an artificial mental retardation?"
The fat brother replied in seconds: "You can pull it down, that function is to keep the owner's hands from freezing when pushing the cart in winter."
Shui Jun and Fat Brother went back and forth, swiping dozens of Weibo posts in a short while.
"Tsk tsk! Fat brother, what a mouth!"
In Huazhi's cafeteria, Fu Xuehai was watching with relish on his mobile phone, and occasionally took two mouthfuls of food.
"Haha, it's a joke to push the cart, the boss will come one more and one more!"
The other people nearby laughed and urged, they originally wanted to find the navy to scold them back, but they didn't expect the fat brother to coax him and waved his hands and said no, it's a good match for one against ten thousand!
Han Yuyun also gave him a blank look with a smile, her husband always thinks that he is joking and out of shape, but at critical moments, he can always easily deal with the things that make them anxious.
Hengte's sailors were swearing and seeing that they couldn't handle Zhou, otherwise this stinky hooligan would be gone. After a meal, Hengte's official Weibo actually came out to be a demon, and posted a piece of Hengte's latest model In the silhouette photo of the model, there are lines like airflow swishing across the top of the car roof, and the accompanying text is just one sentence: "Hengte, the master of car aerodynamics!"
The extremely arrogant Aite posted Brother Fat's Weibo, and it seemed that he was here to make trouble.
"Boss, come here!"
Liu Juehuai handed over his mobile phone to Fat Brother with an excited face.
"whispering sound!"
Fat Brother snorted disdainfully, then picked up his mobile phone and replied: "Isn't it just to save fuel for Huazhi who is dragging it."
As soon as the Weibo was posted, the owner of Huazhi and many fans of Fat Brother immediately burst into laughter again. It's a pity that this guy doesn't talk about cross talk. Netizens hate the funny Aite Qiheng The special officer approached slightly, for fear that the person on the other side might not see the same thing.
After more than half an hour, Hengte's official Weibo account finally came alive again, posting a group of photos, showing a charismatic car that had been burned to the ground, with the same simple caption: "You guys The focus of research and development should be on protecting the safety of drivers, not on useless technologies."
"Fuck your shit!"
Zhang Sheng became angry when he saw it. The burned car in this group of photos is indeed Huazhi, but the cause of the fire is not the quality of the car, but the rioters who threw gasoline bottles during the parade in the United States and set the car on fire. car.
This matter was not reported back to the country at the time, and burning a car was not a big deal, so Hengte directly used the bluff in this group of photos to come here.
(End of this chapter)
At this time, it was the morning on the other side of the ocean. A luxury convoy slowly stopped in front of the headquarters building of Hengte Motors, and an old man on crutches rushed into the Hengte Building.
"Nick, my old buddy, I have some news to tell you, that little guy in Huaxia has just authorized the cancellation of their branch in the United States."
The old man's entourage stayed at the door, and he couldn't wait to announce the news to the owner of the office as soon as he entered the office.
"Borg, tell me this is good news."
The old man named Nick behind the desk looked up at Borg while playing with the cigar cutter.
"I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you. They don't even plan to stay after the sale. It seems that they plan to give up the North American market completely."
The old man named Borg was not idle either, and while he replied casually, he fiddled with the giant floor-standing globe in the office with the eagle-headed cane in his hand, and Huaxia's position was marked with a striking red pen.
Even the after-sales service is withdrawn, which means that the rights and interests of those Huazhi car owners in the United States cannot be guaranteed. The huge amount of money spent is still one thing. The key point is that Huazhi's overall strategy of global layout is disrupted at once.
"It looks like there will be worse news soon."
Nick threw the cigar cutters on the table with a smile on his face, and seemed not at all worried about the counterattack from Huazhi, but was as excited as if he had discovered something interesting.
Although it was Huaxia Market that saved Hengte when they were in danger, Hengte obviously had no gratitude.
Hengte's internal market work is divided into two parts, one is the Huaxia market, and the other is other. There is even a team of experts composed of elites from all over the world. This team is only one thing, researching Huaxia.
How to guide and change the preferences of Chinese consumers, study local car companies, including investing in or crushing potential Chinese car companies...
That is to say, in recent years, there have been more and more self-developed car companies in Huaxia, which makes Hengte a little bit overwhelmed, but this does not mean that they will let little guys like Huazhi do their best over them. The accent is still necessary.
Then it became a battle between Huazhi and the Automobile Association, or Hengte. By this time, Hengte no longer cared about "exposing his identity".
Hengte: The three major pieces of your house are not good!
Huazhi: Your interiors are all plastic parts, so low!
Hengte: Your central control makes abnormal noises!
Huazhi: Don't be ridiculous, all your cars are making strange noises!
Hengte: Your autopilot killed someone!
Huazhi: Are there fewer people killed by your car?So many people in Huaxia have never seen anyone drive an autopilot and have an accident. Besides, why didn’t we know what happened?The formaldehyde in your car exceeds the standard, causing consumers to get acute leukemia!
Hunt: I'm not!I don't!Don't talk nonsense!
Huazhi and Laomei's car tycoons seem to have nothing else to do except their daily fights, and the Internet is full of gunpowder following their fights. Nick not only knows how to pay for the navy, but also plays it very smoothly In the United States, he even controlled a number of media in order to provide public opinion services for Hengte.
Therefore, every time he Hengte criticizes Huazhi, there will always be a large number of unrighteous netizens popping up on the Internet to follow him. In order to keep up with the rhythm of the benefactor, the sailors even make up jokes. So, this trick works well for everyone, but it doesn't work for Fat Brother.
Why, he is a great master in the joke world.
The sailors are bluffing on the Internet with a rhythm: My American friend bought Huazhi, and I heard that the new car has been lying around several times before the break-in period. When the car was finally sold, the car dealers did not dare to accept it. A real car that makes car dealers tremble...
When netizens were dubious, Fat Brother's Weibo was updated again: "Tell you a good way to double the value of Hengte cars, and that is to fill up the gas!"
"Hahahaha, I knew that the king with a strong mouth would not be willing to be lonely!"
"This is probably the worst time Hengte has been hacked..."
"Then if I drive a Hengte off-road vehicle with a large fuel tank, wouldn't it quadruple the amount of fuel?"
"Hurry up, sailors, it's up to you to play your cards!"
Every time Fat Brother swears at someone, netizens, just like the New Year, call for friends and friends to watch the fun under Fat Brother's Weibo.
Shui Jun: "You know nothing about the history of the century-old Hengte, even a real Hengte car owner doesn't bother to talk nonsense to you!"
Fat Brother: "The owner of the Huazhi car will often take the initiative to talk to the owner of the Hengte car: Do you want me to tow the car for you?"
The netizens who were waiting to read the joke burst into laughter again. There are many models of Hengte, and things like lying down happen from time to time.
Shui Jun: "Hente is equipped with luxury, and even the tailgate has a heating function. What else do you have besides an artificial mental retardation?"
The fat brother replied in seconds: "You can pull it down, that function is to keep the owner's hands from freezing when pushing the cart in winter."
Shui Jun and Fat Brother went back and forth, swiping dozens of Weibo posts in a short while.
"Tsk tsk! Fat brother, what a mouth!"
In Huazhi's cafeteria, Fu Xuehai was watching with relish on his mobile phone, and occasionally took two mouthfuls of food.
"Haha, it's a joke to push the cart, the boss will come one more and one more!"
The other people nearby laughed and urged, they originally wanted to find the navy to scold them back, but they didn't expect the fat brother to coax him and waved his hands and said no, it's a good match for one against ten thousand!
Han Yuyun also gave him a blank look with a smile, her husband always thinks that he is joking and out of shape, but at critical moments, he can always easily deal with the things that make them anxious.
Hengte's sailors were swearing and seeing that they couldn't handle Zhou, otherwise this stinky hooligan would be gone. After a meal, Hengte's official Weibo actually came out to be a demon, and posted a piece of Hengte's latest model In the silhouette photo of the model, there are lines like airflow swishing across the top of the car roof, and the accompanying text is just one sentence: "Hengte, the master of car aerodynamics!"
The extremely arrogant Aite posted Brother Fat's Weibo, and it seemed that he was here to make trouble.
"Boss, come here!"
Liu Juehuai handed over his mobile phone to Fat Brother with an excited face.
"whispering sound!"
Fat Brother snorted disdainfully, then picked up his mobile phone and replied: "Isn't it just to save fuel for Huazhi who is dragging it."
As soon as the Weibo was posted, the owner of Huazhi and many fans of Fat Brother immediately burst into laughter again. It's a pity that this guy doesn't talk about cross talk. Netizens hate the funny Aite Qiheng The special officer approached slightly, for fear that the person on the other side might not see the same thing.
After more than half an hour, Hengte's official Weibo account finally came alive again, posting a group of photos, showing a charismatic car that had been burned to the ground, with the same simple caption: "You guys The focus of research and development should be on protecting the safety of drivers, not on useless technologies."
"Fuck your shit!"
Zhang Sheng became angry when he saw it. The burned car in this group of photos is indeed Huazhi, but the cause of the fire is not the quality of the car, but the rioters who threw gasoline bottles during the parade in the United States and set the car on fire. car.
This matter was not reported back to the country at the time, and burning a car was not a big deal, so Hengte directly used the bluff in this group of photos to come here.
(End of this chapter)
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