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Chapter 792 Aipi's official Weibo and ashamed old men

"Okay, it doesn't matter if you don't say it. I'm from the police station. This is my ID. Although you stole money from the family, this incident is too big. We have launched a public prosecution, but you don't have to be afraid , because you are a minor, you will be sent to a labor camp for a year and a half at most..."

In the video, the look of the fat guy frightening the children with a serious face made the netizens laugh out loud.

The funniest guy took out the "police officer's certificate" from his pocket in a serious manner. He took it out and took it back very quickly. Netizens found out that Fat Brother's "police officer certificate" turned out to be the room card and room card set of a five-star hotel in Pengcheng.

"Hey, 110? I'm reporting someone pretending to be a policeman with my real name!"

"I'll convince you that you can call yourself a policeman just by taking a hotel key card."

"Brother Fat, the way you scare the little friends is so handsome."

"Fat brother, if you are addicted to movies, hurry up and make a movie."

"Brother Fat, you are a public figure after all, can you pay attention to your own image?"

Netizens said they were reporting, but they were all joking, and no one really took the official account of Aite’s relevant department. Anyone with a discerning eye could see that the reason why Fat Brother did this was to get “information” out of the bear’s mouth. "Come on, but the netizens made a fuss, and actually attracted the official Weibo of the law enforcement agency.

Pengcheng Public Security: "Comrade Zhou, are you aware of the nature of your behavior? Whoever pretends to be an official of a state agency to bluff and deceive shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention, public surveillance or deprivation of political rights; if the circumstances are serious, he shall be sentenced to ten years or more. Those who pretend to be people's policemen to bluff and cheat shall be given a heavier punishment in accordance with the provisions of the preceding paragraph."

When the fat guy saw that the police really came, he didn't care if they were joking or serious, at least he had to put his attitude in order, so he quickly replied with a correct attitude:
"I have deeply realized my mistakes. I hope that the organization will treat me leniently for the sake of my good attitude of admitting my mistakes. In the days to come, I will be cautious in my words and deeds, set an example for the majority of netizens, and urge them not to Make the same mistake as me!"

"When I saw your comment, I didn't know why and felt like laughing again."

"Set an example for us? Do you think we're going to pretend to be cops like you?"

"I've never seen such a brazen person who obviously committed a crime, and then dumped the blame on innocent netizens like us."

"Anyone who dares to pretend to be a policeman is either uneducated or a desperate fanatic. Fat brother, what do you think you are?"

"I think he must be uneducated. After all, everyone knows that Fat Brother failed the college entrance examination."

"The one upstairs said it's good to slap you in the face?"

As soon as the official Weibo of Pengcheng Public Security came out, the official Weibo of public security in other cities also jumped out:

The police in Shanghai: "We have explained to the children for many years that we only catch bad guys, but this video of yours ruined it..."

Beijing Public Security: "Brother Fat, you owe an explanation to children all over the country."

Jiangcheng Public Security: "Just come here to rub some fans..."

On weekdays, the serious official Weibo is far from being comparable to celebrities and entertainers like Fat Brother. When netizens discuss on the Internet which official Weibo is the most down-to-earth, they are far away in an elegantly decorated and antique courtyard in the capital. A group of old men are arguing around a pair of "graffiti".

"Such words, such characters, what a waste!"

An old man with a gray beard looked at the picture in front of him and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

He is Zhu Minzhang, the president of the Huaxia Calligraphers Association. Today's bureau was created by him. To be precise, he was entrusted by someone. This person is none other than Mr. Qi, nicknamed "Qi Dashou", Qi Liren.

There is no distinction between poetry and calligraphy. Although Mr. Qi is a master of calligraphy, he also has extensive knowledge in poetry. After he received this gift from Zhou Buan, he naturally liked this song Jiang Chengzi more and more, even if the words were ugly. A little bit, but only the name "Jiangchengzi" puzzled him.

Because there is no Jiang Chengzi in the name of the Ci Pai that he is familiar with, this Ci has a special meaning to him. It is a eulogy sent to him by Zhou Buan. In order to find out, Qi Liren found a friend of the Huaxia Poetry Association. In the end, his friend also kept shaking his head, suggesting that he go to the president of their Poetry Association, but there is a premise that the poem cannot be said to have been written by Zhou Otherwise.

Back then, Zhou Oran demoted their Poetry Association to nothing in the live broadcast of the TV program, and Dou Shi even sent two of their members to the hospital on the spot.

If you don't mention Zhou, how can you do it? Qi Liren is also stubborn, so he immediately found Zhu Minzhang. Is there no one in our Calligraphy Association?
"Okay, Lao Zhu, I've already said that I don't speak words, so I just say the name of the word card. Who has heard of it?"

Qi Liren said impatiently, he would not give Zhu Minzhang a good face just because he is the president.

All the old men beside them shook their heads to express their ignorance, and the men, women and children who accompanied them also frowned. It seemed that Fat Brother really gave them a big problem.

"This poem has a total of seven crosses, seven sentences in each of the upper and lower parts, and five flat rhymes. There don't seem to be many works that I know of this format."

Another old man pinched his chin and said.

"It's not not much, it's not at all."

Qi Liren added that he has studied this poem the most among all the people. Before coming here, he had searched all the information, but had no choice but to see if other people could provide some ideas.

A group of people were blind in the yard all day without thinking, Qi Liren finally said helplessly: "If it really doesn't work, I have to ask Zhou Otherwise."

"do not!"

Several old men said in unison, and even Zhu Minzhang looked unwilling.

"Why don't you, you are not allowed to ask others if you can't do it yourself?!"

Qi Liren was very happy when he heard it.

"Let's try again, try again."

Zhu Minzhang said with a sneer, half of the calligraphers' association is here, so many seniors still can't understand the name of a small ci brand, so they have to go to ask the original author, who is the original author? Are you going out for a ride?

"I don't know anything, aren't you ashamed? I'll give you three days, and after three days, I'll have all the gifts ready and come to ask for advice!"

Qi Liren flicked his sleeves, carefully rolled up the fat man's "calligraphy" on the table, and walked away with a snort.

Everyone in the courtyard looked at each other.

"This old fox, talk like he knows!"

"How is this, is it our business?"

"Oh, I fell into this old boy's trap!"

These old brothers are still capable. For a while, the students of the Chinese Department who were ranked in the country all received an assignment about "Jiangchengzi". , at the end of the term!
Young people are good at using the power of the Internet. The post bar forums where various ancient poetry lovers gather on the Internet are full of discussions about Jiang Chengzi. From the discussion of the number of words to the implication, some people even offer "high rewards", hoping that there will be a good thing that there will be a brave man under the reward.

In the end, it was all in vain, the students couldn't get the gold medal for avoiding death, Zhu Minzhang and the others felt ashamed, Qi Liren finally found Fat Brother.

(End of this chapter)