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Chapter 794 The fat guy with worrying IQ
Chapter 794 The fat guy with worrying IQ
At the end of the chat, Mr. Qi had basically "retired" to the second line, and the two old professors couldn't wait to take turns asking questions, answering these fat guys fluently one by one.
"Mr. Zhou, is the unnamed ancient book you mentioned just now still there? Are there any works in Jiang Chengzi's format?"
Dean Bai asked a question that everyone wanted to know. After speaking, everyone looked at Fat Brother nervously. You must know that not all literati are willing to share this kind of private collection.
Fat Brother spread his hands: "Unfortunately, I lost it during several times of moving."
A few people felt a burst of regret when they heard it. It didn't matter whether it was really lost or not. They only knew that they had no chance to see this lonely copy.
"Since this is the case, are there other works with the name Jiang Chengzi recorded in that ancient book?"
One of the old professors said anxiously.
If it can be confirmed that there is indeed a "new" ci brand of "Jiangchengzi", it will be a major discovery in the study of ancient Chinese poetry culture, and it will also provide new ideas and inspiration for those who engage in literary research.
"of course."
Fat Brother breathed a sigh of relief, the more they asked, the more professional they became. This guy was about to fail, so he changed the subject.
Fat Brother stood up and paced back and forth in the office slowly, frowning slightly, he didn't look like he was reciting poetry, but he was preparing to compose it.
When they saw this, they didn't dare to express their anger, for fear of interrupting his train of thought, their eyes followed him dangling in the office. "Mr. Zhou" coughed twice, and his brows stretched out. The old professor looked at him. Quickly prepare paper and pen to record.
"Jiangchengzi Mizhou hunting:
The old man chatted about being a teenager, holding the yellow on the left, Qingcang on the right, the brocade hat, the sable fur, and the thousand riders rolling Hiraoka.In order to repay Qingcheng, he followed the prefect, shot the tiger himself, and watched Sun Lang.
The wine is full and the gallbladder is still open.A little frost on the temples, so why not!Chijie Yunzhong, when will Feng Tang be dispatched?Will pull the eagle bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot Sirius. "
"it is good!"
The old professor jumped up and applauded loudly.
The other people also looked fascinated, and it can be seen from the words alone, what kind of spirit this "old man" is in the words!
"The whole word is full of madness, full of generosity and indignation, magnificent atmosphere, contrary to the soft style of the poem you gave Mr. Qi, it is full of masculine beauty, good words, good words!"
Dean Bai couldn't help praising, he knew that the ancient Mizhou was in the present Shandong, and the official name appeared in the poem, so it was easy to match with the historical figure, he didn't believe that Zhou could make up such a poem .
"Is there any more, is there any more!"
No matter what the other two old professors said, their eyes were like drunks looking at the shop owner, full of longing and anticipation.
"Yes! Jiangchengzi Xicheng Yangliu Nongchunrou:
Xicheng Yangliu Nong Chunrou, moving away from sorrow, tears hard to collect.I still remember passionate, and once returned to the boat.Biye Zhuqiao had things that day, no one was seen, and the water was empty.
Shaohua is not reserved for young people, I hate you, when will I rest?When the catkins fall and the flowers fall, one climbs up the building.It is said that the spring river is full of tears, endless flow, and many sorrows. "
"Also, Jiangchengzi·Phoenix Mountain is raining and then sunny..."
"Jiang Chengzi Appreciating Spring..."
Fat Brother recited seven or eight poems in one go. The more they listened, the more startled they became, and the more they listened, the more shocking they became. The styles of these words are very different, either graceful or masculine, and they cannot be written by the same person. At this time, what they said to Zhou Buan Jiang Chengzi's brand name is already [-]% believed.
After talking for a while, the fat brother was a little dry, and he picked up the cup of cold tea on the table and said "ton, ton, ton". Dean Bai seemed to be a little excited. After the fat man finished drinking the tea, Cai looked at him "affectionately", and said solemnly, "Mr. Zhou, are you interested in working in our Faculty of Arts?"
Fat Brother was dumbfounded, and after a long while, he said in a daze: "What?"
…………
"In his opinion, this is a win-win situation for both you and the Faculty of Liberal Arts. Once it is confirmed, it will be your honor, and even more so, the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Peking University."
On the way back, Mr. Qi explained the confusion to Fat Brother.
Dean Bai didn't ask Fatty to answer on the spot, and he also clearly stated that Fatty is just a virtual title of visiting professor, the kind that doesn't belong to the establishment. To put it bluntly, he found a reason for him to publicize the cooperation between the two parties. Fat brother can go back and think about it.
"Then what good does it do me?"
Fat Brother said with a puzzled look.
"It's an honor."
Mr. Qi said seriously.
After a few seconds, the fat brother saw that Mr. Qi was silent, and said with a look of disbelief: "No more?"
"Then what else do you want? This honor means that your talent is recognized by China's top universities. In the future, no one in this circle will dare to underestimate you. Everyone will sell your face, and if you publish a book in the future , the publisher may give you one or two more points..."
When talking about the publisher, Mr. Qi looked around and lowered his volume, as if he was talking about something extraordinary.
"Oh, I see."
Fat brother nodded, co-authoring is a false name, how could he go to their so-called literati circle, he didn't understand even one of the entertainment and game circles.
"Just think about it yourself, don't think about me."
Old Man Qi smiled and said, Fat Brother originally wanted to send him back to the hotel, but Old Man Qi refused to let him die, saying that he lived close by and wanted to walk around casually, but before leaving, he carried himself on one of the two cardboard tubes on his back. Passed a hand to Fat Brother.
"This is?"
The fat brother took it, weighed it, and said doubtfully.
"It's not rude to come and go. Thank you for the song Jiangchengzi that you gave me. Compared with my gift, it's not worth mentioning, but it's also my heart. I hope you don't dislike it."
As soon as the fat brother heard that it was a gift for himself, he just declined, and Mr. Qi took two steps back, then turned around, raised his hand and shook it as he walked, counting it as goodbye.
"Heh, this old man is quite foreign-looking. You must have watched too many idol dramas of the domineering president."
Fat Brother couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and felt that although Old Man Qi had a straight face every day, he was actually quite cute.
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"Ding dong!"
"No keys!"
Han Yuyun glared at the slob "hatefully", but at the same time helped him pass the slippers and took the things in his hand.
"what is this?"
Han Yuyun took the cardboard tube and weighed it, curious about what was inside.
"I don't know, take it apart and have a look."
Fat Brother said casually.
"You picked it up on the side of the road? You don't know what you brought back?"
Han Yuyun got angry, but obediently unsealed the paper tube and took out the contents.
"Jiangcheng Ziyemeng Ji: ten years of life and death, never forgetting... Isn't this the poem you gave to Mr. Qi?"
Han Yuyun is Fat Brother's "little fan girl". Of course, he remembers the graffiti that Fat Brother splashed ink in Pengcheng Bookstore.
"Isn't this old man just transcribing it once and returning it to me as a gift?"
Fat Brother quickly took it and took a look, it wasn't it!
It's just that a sentence was added in the space on the far left: Don't give it to Zhou, otherwise, there is also a "Qi Dashoushu", stamped with a small red clay stamp.
"Originally, Mr. Qi's real name is Qi Da. No wonder he never mentioned his real name."
Fat Brother tsk tsk with a belated look.
"Illiterate! It's Qi Dashou! And they usually don't leave their real names."
Han Yuyun gave this guy a blank look and said.
"Qi Dashou? This name isn't very good, and it's too dishonest to write me a name and still use my stage name?"
"Hey, where are you going, daughter-in-law?"
"Stop chatting?"
Seeing that Han Yuyun rolled her eyes, she turned her head and went upstairs on her own, Fat Brother hurriedly shouted from behind.
"I'm afraid that your IQ will be lowered by you."
(End of this chapter)
At the end of the chat, Mr. Qi had basically "retired" to the second line, and the two old professors couldn't wait to take turns asking questions, answering these fat guys fluently one by one.
"Mr. Zhou, is the unnamed ancient book you mentioned just now still there? Are there any works in Jiang Chengzi's format?"
Dean Bai asked a question that everyone wanted to know. After speaking, everyone looked at Fat Brother nervously. You must know that not all literati are willing to share this kind of private collection.
Fat Brother spread his hands: "Unfortunately, I lost it during several times of moving."
A few people felt a burst of regret when they heard it. It didn't matter whether it was really lost or not. They only knew that they had no chance to see this lonely copy.
"Since this is the case, are there other works with the name Jiang Chengzi recorded in that ancient book?"
One of the old professors said anxiously.
If it can be confirmed that there is indeed a "new" ci brand of "Jiangchengzi", it will be a major discovery in the study of ancient Chinese poetry culture, and it will also provide new ideas and inspiration for those who engage in literary research.
"of course."
Fat Brother breathed a sigh of relief, the more they asked, the more professional they became. This guy was about to fail, so he changed the subject.
Fat Brother stood up and paced back and forth in the office slowly, frowning slightly, he didn't look like he was reciting poetry, but he was preparing to compose it.
When they saw this, they didn't dare to express their anger, for fear of interrupting his train of thought, their eyes followed him dangling in the office. "Mr. Zhou" coughed twice, and his brows stretched out. The old professor looked at him. Quickly prepare paper and pen to record.
"Jiangchengzi Mizhou hunting:
The old man chatted about being a teenager, holding the yellow on the left, Qingcang on the right, the brocade hat, the sable fur, and the thousand riders rolling Hiraoka.In order to repay Qingcheng, he followed the prefect, shot the tiger himself, and watched Sun Lang.
The wine is full and the gallbladder is still open.A little frost on the temples, so why not!Chijie Yunzhong, when will Feng Tang be dispatched?Will pull the eagle bow like a full moon, look northwest, and shoot Sirius. "
"it is good!"
The old professor jumped up and applauded loudly.
The other people also looked fascinated, and it can be seen from the words alone, what kind of spirit this "old man" is in the words!
"The whole word is full of madness, full of generosity and indignation, magnificent atmosphere, contrary to the soft style of the poem you gave Mr. Qi, it is full of masculine beauty, good words, good words!"
Dean Bai couldn't help praising, he knew that the ancient Mizhou was in the present Shandong, and the official name appeared in the poem, so it was easy to match with the historical figure, he didn't believe that Zhou could make up such a poem .
"Is there any more, is there any more!"
No matter what the other two old professors said, their eyes were like drunks looking at the shop owner, full of longing and anticipation.
"Yes! Jiangchengzi Xicheng Yangliu Nongchunrou:
Xicheng Yangliu Nong Chunrou, moving away from sorrow, tears hard to collect.I still remember passionate, and once returned to the boat.Biye Zhuqiao had things that day, no one was seen, and the water was empty.
Shaohua is not reserved for young people, I hate you, when will I rest?When the catkins fall and the flowers fall, one climbs up the building.It is said that the spring river is full of tears, endless flow, and many sorrows. "
"Also, Jiangchengzi·Phoenix Mountain is raining and then sunny..."
"Jiang Chengzi Appreciating Spring..."
Fat Brother recited seven or eight poems in one go. The more they listened, the more startled they became, and the more they listened, the more shocking they became. The styles of these words are very different, either graceful or masculine, and they cannot be written by the same person. At this time, what they said to Zhou Buan Jiang Chengzi's brand name is already [-]% believed.
After talking for a while, the fat brother was a little dry, and he picked up the cup of cold tea on the table and said "ton, ton, ton". Dean Bai seemed to be a little excited. After the fat man finished drinking the tea, Cai looked at him "affectionately", and said solemnly, "Mr. Zhou, are you interested in working in our Faculty of Arts?"
Fat Brother was dumbfounded, and after a long while, he said in a daze: "What?"
…………
"In his opinion, this is a win-win situation for both you and the Faculty of Liberal Arts. Once it is confirmed, it will be your honor, and even more so, the Faculty of Liberal Arts of Peking University."
On the way back, Mr. Qi explained the confusion to Fat Brother.
Dean Bai didn't ask Fatty to answer on the spot, and he also clearly stated that Fatty is just a virtual title of visiting professor, the kind that doesn't belong to the establishment. To put it bluntly, he found a reason for him to publicize the cooperation between the two parties. Fat brother can go back and think about it.
"Then what good does it do me?"
Fat Brother said with a puzzled look.
"It's an honor."
Mr. Qi said seriously.
After a few seconds, the fat brother saw that Mr. Qi was silent, and said with a look of disbelief: "No more?"
"Then what else do you want? This honor means that your talent is recognized by China's top universities. In the future, no one in this circle will dare to underestimate you. Everyone will sell your face, and if you publish a book in the future , the publisher may give you one or two more points..."
When talking about the publisher, Mr. Qi looked around and lowered his volume, as if he was talking about something extraordinary.
"Oh, I see."
Fat brother nodded, co-authoring is a false name, how could he go to their so-called literati circle, he didn't understand even one of the entertainment and game circles.
"Just think about it yourself, don't think about me."
Old Man Qi smiled and said, Fat Brother originally wanted to send him back to the hotel, but Old Man Qi refused to let him die, saying that he lived close by and wanted to walk around casually, but before leaving, he carried himself on one of the two cardboard tubes on his back. Passed a hand to Fat Brother.
"This is?"
The fat brother took it, weighed it, and said doubtfully.
"It's not rude to come and go. Thank you for the song Jiangchengzi that you gave me. Compared with my gift, it's not worth mentioning, but it's also my heart. I hope you don't dislike it."
As soon as the fat brother heard that it was a gift for himself, he just declined, and Mr. Qi took two steps back, then turned around, raised his hand and shook it as he walked, counting it as goodbye.
"Heh, this old man is quite foreign-looking. You must have watched too many idol dramas of the domineering president."
Fat Brother couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and felt that although Old Man Qi had a straight face every day, he was actually quite cute.
…………
"Ding dong!"
"No keys!"
Han Yuyun glared at the slob "hatefully", but at the same time helped him pass the slippers and took the things in his hand.
"what is this?"
Han Yuyun took the cardboard tube and weighed it, curious about what was inside.
"I don't know, take it apart and have a look."
Fat Brother said casually.
"You picked it up on the side of the road? You don't know what you brought back?"
Han Yuyun got angry, but obediently unsealed the paper tube and took out the contents.
"Jiangcheng Ziyemeng Ji: ten years of life and death, never forgetting... Isn't this the poem you gave to Mr. Qi?"
Han Yuyun is Fat Brother's "little fan girl". Of course, he remembers the graffiti that Fat Brother splashed ink in Pengcheng Bookstore.
"Isn't this old man just transcribing it once and returning it to me as a gift?"
Fat Brother quickly took it and took a look, it wasn't it!
It's just that a sentence was added in the space on the far left: Don't give it to Zhou, otherwise, there is also a "Qi Dashoushu", stamped with a small red clay stamp.
"Originally, Mr. Qi's real name is Qi Da. No wonder he never mentioned his real name."
Fat Brother tsk tsk with a belated look.
"Illiterate! It's Qi Dashou! And they usually don't leave their real names."
Han Yuyun gave this guy a blank look and said.
"Qi Dashou? This name isn't very good, and it's too dishonest to write me a name and still use my stage name?"
"Hey, where are you going, daughter-in-law?"
"Stop chatting?"
Seeing that Han Yuyun rolled her eyes, she turned her head and went upstairs on her own, Fat Brother hurriedly shouted from behind.
"I'm afraid that your IQ will be lowered by you."
(End of this chapter)
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