Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 1024 Big Ball

"Oh, my baby is so proud!" Candy, who was standing on the small kitchen stool, sighed contentedly and said proudly.

Tang Shuang lowered her head to look at this little man in a funny way, and asked, "Why are you so proud?"

Candy pointed to the bowls and plates in the cupboard: "Look! Xiaoshuang, open your little eyes and look at these eating guys. They were dirty just now, but now they are so clean. Why? ?Because Candy worked hard and cleaned them! We only have food at noon, otherwise there will be no food! Jingjing will be hungry, Xiaowu will cry for father and mother, and Xiaoshuang will... emm~ Chirping, it's over."

Tang Shuang stared at her for a while, she has a strong desire to survive, little sister.

He nodded: "There is some truth in what you said."

"Hee hee, it makes sense!" The little man waved his hands happily, "It's very reasonable! The Lun family is the reason! The king of reason!"

Tang Shuang looked at the child who was inflated in an instant, and said, "But there are many things that don't make sense."

Tangtanger heard it, and immediately said: "Xiao Shuang, are you tired? You should take a rest and stop talking!"

Tang Shuang glanced at her: "What? You can only listen to good things? You don't want to hear bad things? Let me tell you, the truth is often bad, and lies are good."

"Xiao Shuang, you are so handsome."

Tang Shuang said this without hesitation, Tang Shuang was stunned for a moment before realizing it, and stared at the smirking kid expressionlessly. Does this guy mean that he is not handsome?
"Ho ho ho ~ why are you staring at the Lun family! The Lun family praises you for being handsome, so don't beat me up." After she finished speaking, she took out a small thing from her pocket, raised it up and gave it to her. Tang Shuang looked, "Look! The little seahorse of the Lun family! Fill it with water."

Candy turned on the faucet, filled the little seahorse with water, twisted the lid, and tightened it tightly. The fluffy little seahorse immediately gained weight, and its stomach was full of "ammunition".When a friend comes, you can give him water, and when a villain comes, you can shoot him a few times!
Tang Shuang ignored this little hippocampus. This villain dared not shoot at people now. He had been educated last time.

"You just said to open my small eyes? What do you mean? Are my eyes small?" Tang Shuang asked, without asking clearly, he panicked.

Tang Shuang looked at Tang Shuang's eyes with her small head raised, and her eyes rolled around. She was obviously thinking about how to answer this question. If she didn't do it right, something big might happen.

Tang Shuang tried to open her eyes wide, panicking.

"How is it? Is it big?"

Candy immediately nodded in confusion: "Big."

Then he added: "It's getting smaller now."

"It's getting bigger again."

"Huh? You're young again."

"It's big."

"Small."

……

Tang Zhen stood curiously at the door of the kitchen and watched the two finish washing the dishes, but they still stood side by side by the sink and chatted enthusiastically. Candy kept saying how big and small...

After 5 minutes, she asked amusedly, "What are you doing?"

Such a boring conversation, the two actually talked for 5 minutes!It completely puzzled her.

Tang Shuang and Tangtanger came back to their senses and looked back at Tang Zhen. Tangtanger jumped off the stool and wanted to go to her sister, but she didn't run after two steps. When she looked up, Xiaoshuang grabbed her little clothes .

Tang Shuang said: "Don't run away, tell me, are my eyes big or small?"

Tangtanger wanted to pull back her little clothes, and said, "Xiao Shuang, can you let the Lun family go first~"

"No, give me a promise first."

Candy looked at Tang Shuang with helpless eyes, lowered her head and muttered in a low voice: "Oh, my mother, will the Lun family be beaten if they tell the truth? I'm so worried that Xiaoshuang, a bad guy, will beat up the children! Then Praise that his eyes are as big as balls? Emmmm, no, the Lun family is a little baby, and a good baby. You can’t tell lies. If you lie, your nose will become longer and you will become an elephant. Not being able to pick boogers, how uncomfortable~emmmmm..."

Tang Shuang saw that the villain was muttering and refused to give him a happy answer, so she said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean! Can you give me a quick word! Answer quickly!"

He made a fool of himself.

Tangtanger suddenly felt that something was wrong, and immediately jumped up and shouted: "Big! How big! Big eyes are so beautiful! I'm so envious! You are so big and handsome! Xiaoshuang, you are really amazing."

As he spoke, he raised his hand and wiped it under his nose, wiping his snot!Get the snot out before your nose grows longer, and don't drink it later.

This disgusting action instantly reduced the authority of the words of praise just now by 80%.

After wiping his nose, the little man raised his hand and made a gesture of bouncing a marble: "biu~ bouncing your big eyeball!"

It seemed that the snot that had just been wiped off was ejected.

Tangtanger took the opportunity to jump, broke away from Tang Shuang's pull, and ran towards her sister briskly, shouting as she ran, "Big ball ~ big ball ~ big ball ~ sister save Lun's house!" Acridine!"

A fierce child plunged into Tang Zhen's arms. Although she didn't look back, based on her understanding of Xiaoshuang, the king must have been thinking about how to eat the baby.

Sure enough, Tang Shuang came over with a grimace, and Tang Tanger screamed in fright, frantically seeking her sister's protection.

Tang Zhen held Tang Tanger in her arms and said to Tang Shuang, "Don't scare the children, Xiao Shuang, you are so childish!"

Tang Shuang didn't care if she was childish or not, being handsome was more important than anything else.

"Do you think my eyes are big?"

Candy showed her small face from Tang Zhen's arms, nodded and shouted, "Big ball, big ball!"

Tang Shuang asked in pain: "Are you praising me or scolding me? Why do I feel like you are praising me and scolding me?!"

"If I have fairy wands, I will become bigger, smaller and more beautiful, and I will also change into a house full of comic chocolates and toys."

The little man began to sing, and didn't answer Tang Shuang's words directly.

This made Tang Shuang even more painful.

Well, looking at the villain's expression, Tang Shuang was already sure that she wasn't praising her!

He resolutely abandoned this child who didn't understand aesthetics, and asked Tang Zhen, "Sister, do you think I'm handsome?"

Tang Zhen glared at him, took Tang Tanger and left, not bothering to answer this extremely childish question.

Candy was led out by Tang Zhen's little hand, and she turned her head and grinned at Tang Shuang, ho ho ho ho ho~ how swollen~ the king can't treat the baby as swollen!
It's a good time for my sister to be at home. If my sister is not here today, she will be out of luck.

After the two sisters of the Tang family left the kitchen, Tang Shuang took out her mobile phone and took a picture of the results of washing the dishes just now, including himself, and then posted it in the "Family in Love" group, writing: "To mom Washing dishes is my daily job."

And @"Fire's a mess", wrote: "Want to come to the benchmark?"

Is benchmarking just like taking a javelin?
Anyway, "Fire in a Mess" posted a gif of a bloody javelin piercing the sky.

Besides, no one ever answered.

Well, it looks like everyone is really busy.

Dingdong, there is a message in the group, Tang Shuang saw that it was sent by "Qi Ye Zhenzhen", and wrote: "This is the fruit of Tang Tang's labor, and Xiaoshuang also has a share."

As soon as these words fell, there was a series of ding-dong sounds immediately in the group.

"Tang Tang is doing well."

"My Candy is really hardworking and a good baby."

"Candy is so obedient, will the baby come to my house to play?"

"Good baby."

……

It seems that everyone is not busy anymore.

　Thank you all for the reward
　　
　
(End of this chapter)