Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 181 Day - Hong Xiafei at Luoxi Mountain (subscription required)
When eating breakfast, Tang Tang pouted, with a displeasure on his face, and complained while digging the porridge with a small spoon.

Tang Shuang: "Don't think that I can't hear you because you have a low voice. I will remember everything you scold me."

Candy: "The Lun family didn't scold you~ Huh! You will bully me and even spank me."

Tang Shuang: "Look at my dark circles, it's all because of you. Spanking is a light forgiveness. Next time I'll tie you up in the woods."

Tangtang gasped angrily, subconsciously covered his spanked butt, and complained to Brother Sanjian on the left: "Father, Xiaoshuang beat the child. The child is very wronged now and wants to cry."

Tang Shuang: "You won't cry, because you are a strong baby, right?"

Tangtanger: "Which~ Children will cry when they are wronged."

Tang Shuang suddenly let out a jiu, and tapped Tangtanger's chubby face twice with her finger: "~Sunflower Acupuncture Hand!"

Candy: "Huh?"

Not only Tangtang was stunned, Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning were also stunned, this young man's nerves were wrong.

Tang Shuang smiled triumphantly: "Little man! You have been hit by my elder brother's sunflower acupressure, and you can't cry anymore. You can only laugh from now on."

Candy's eyes were full of surprise, and there was this kind of operation: "Why?"

It is too much to keep a little child from crying!
Tang Shuang made nonsense: "Do you know Sunflower acupuncture? It's very powerful. If it hits your face, you won't be able to cry, because the acupuncture point for crying is frozen, and the tears can't go through, so you can't shed."

"what?"

Candy seemed to have read the heavenly book, put down the spoon, and touched the face of Tang Xiaoshuang's sunflower acupressure hand, wanting to feel if there was any difference.

Huh~ It's still meaty, I don't feel any different.

Tang Shuang: "You can't feel it like this, only I have a way."

Tang Tang looked at Tang Shuang curiously, "Xiao Shuang, tell me quickly~"

Now she is very interested in all kinds of kung fu, mainly due to the influence of the new movie "Hero".After watching the press conference that day, she asked Tang Zhen to play a martial arts movie for fun.

Tang Shuang smiled and said: "You have to slap your face with your hands, the place I touched just now will hurt a little, you can feel it."

Tang Shuang really slapped her face, swinging and swinging, which made Tang Shuang lament how much meat she had.

Tang Shuang: "Does it hurt a little?"

Candy felt it with her heart, nodded and said, "It's still a little hot!"

Tang Shuang patted the little man's head, and praised him: "You are really a smart baby, a prodigy in martial arts, come to my room later, brother will give you a book of martial arts."

"Huh? Haha~ I want it, I want it!"

Tang Shuang was too rampant. In Old Tang's house, facing her parents, it was too much to dare to deceive a child like this.

Brother Sanjian endured the toothache: "Childish! Are you proud of lying to a five-and-a-half-year-old child?"

Tang Shuang said to Tang Sanjian: "I'm not childish, I'm childish. There's only one doll at home. I don't play with her. She's so lonely."

Brother Sanjian didn't bother to pay attention to this stupid son. Yesterday he saw how well he handled the media, and Lao Huai was relieved. After a night of sleep, he regained his original nature. You can't teach a child.

In order not to let the youngest doll of the old Tang family be cheated, Brother Sanjian exposed Tang Shuang's deception, and Tangtang was furious!

The little girl thought that she possessed special skills, her small hands formed into palms, and she slashed at Tang Shuang with more than a dozen horizontal and vertical knives~
"Ten steps, one kill, you're stupid!"

This girl watched the press conference of the new film "Hero" yesterday. Li Ying, as a kung fu superstar, performed a set of beautiful moves, which is called the nameless ten-step-one-kill.

Tangtang children's shoes remembered it at the time, and followed it decently at home, which has a bit of a very good attribute.

Tang Shuang: "Wow~ Awesome~ It's the first time I've seen a kid with such a good kung fu. It's so amazing. Next time I see Uncle, make a gesture with him. I believe you can beat Uncle."

Tangtanger proudly said: "Uncle is as good as me."

Tang Shuang praised: "You are still so young, you are as powerful as uncle, when you grow up, you must be much stronger than uncle. May I ask this Super Sailor Moon, how did you do this?"

Tang Shuang held a deep-fried dough stick and interviewed Tang Tanger.

Candy covered her mouth with her hands and laughed loudly, ouch~
She was so happy that she almost fell off the chair, but the patron saint Xiangning caught her.

"Eat breakfast well, stop playing, and go to school soon." Huang Xiangning urged.

Tangtang ignored it and said to Tang Shuang, "Xiao Shuang, interview me again."

Tang Shuang pulled the fritters out of her mouth and handed it to Tangtanger: "Super Sailor Moon, may I ask why you are so good? I guess it must be taught by your more powerful brother."

Tangtanger snorted, and then bit the fritters used for the interview in one bite.

Tang Shuang: "You are a puppy, right?"

Tang Tanger got angry, sobbed, and bit Tang Shuang's finger.

Tang Shuang yelled, "My day—"

It suddenly occurred to me that Old Tang's family has family rules and no swearing is allowed, especially in front of Tang Tang.

The word "my day" must not be said out of the mouth, otherwise it will be bad, and the brain will turn sharply, "——I am sunset, Xishan, Hongxiafei~"

Huang Xiangning said that he was not allowed to swear at children, and at the same time told Candy to let go, biting is a very bad habit.

Tang Shuang nodded, pinched Tang Tang'er's face, and pulled, but the chick was still biting her.

Tangtang'er let go, and said to Huang Xiangning, "Mom, I want to eat sweet and sour pork."

Tang Shuang flicked her finger, leaving sticky saliva on it, but it didn't hurt. Candy didn't bite with her teeth, so there wasn't even a shallow tooth mark, so to be precise, it should be Tang Shuang's finger .

It doesn't hurt, but it's really itchy, okay? !

Tang Shuang: "I won't be able to call you Tangtanger anymore, I will call you Bai Jingjing's older sister, Bai Riri."

Tangtanger was not happy and wanted to fight back, but Tang Sanjian began to criticize her, and seriously taught the chick not to bite!

Tangtanger argued: "I was playing with Xiaoshuang, I didn't really bite him!"

"No matter what the reason, it won't work!"

Tangtang'er pouted, feeling that she was playing with Xiaoshuang and didn't really bite, so she shouldn't be criticized, but what Mom and Dad said was never wrong, so she decided to accept it, and said in a low voice, "Oh, I see. "

After finishing speaking, the little girl began to act coquettishly, and asked Tang Sanjian with concern: "Dad, do you have a toothache?"

Tang Sanjian kept covering his cheeks, and said in a muffled voice: "Mmm~"

Tangtanger is such a considerate little padded jacket, she immediately jumped off the chair, came to Dad's side, and gave him a back thump.

People have a toothache, so what's the matter!

But brother Sanjian is very useful, his teeth don't hurt anymore, his waist is straight, his back can lift a thousand weights, he can touch the melon seeds on the little man's head, and like it.

Huang Xiangning said on the sidelines that Old Tang was angry because he had quarreled with people in the newspaper these two days.

Tang Shuang was furious, bang!A slap on the table startled Tang Sanjian, his eyes widened.

Tang Shuang took the lead: "Listen to me first, who dares to challenge the majesty of the old Tang family! Swear back!"

Tang Sanjian was speechless, "Students are not good at cursing."

Tang Shuang said majesticly: "I am good at scolding people, I can scold them back into the womb."

Huang Xiangning interrupted, telling her to be more careful.

Tang Shuang said in a gentle way: "I have a way of scolding people. Let's fight father and son and see who dares not listen! Let me scold, how do you want them to die?"

Looking at Tangtanger, he added a sentence: "Isn't there Tangtang here, if it doesn't work, just let it go."

Tang Tang'er's little face suddenly became bulging, and she stared at Tang Shuang, "You are the puppy, you were picked up from the mother dog, hum! Don't think that children don't know."

Tang Shuang smiled and said, "I don't talk to silly girls."

Said to Tang Sanjian: "Dad, I'm really good at cursing people. I'm in charge of cursing, and you are in charge of reasoning. It's not insulting to gentlemen."

Tang Sanjian: "Are you sure you dare to scold?"

It was time to express his determination, Tang Shuang patted the table and said to safeguard the honor of the old Tang family.

Tang Sanjian: "With your words, I feel relieved. I haven't raised in vain for 20 years. There are only two people who quarreled with me. They are both from Tongji University, and one is Lu Dewang."

Tang Shuang had heard of this person before, he was a professor in the Department of Philosophy of Tongji University, and he had nothing to do with him.

"scold!"

Tang Sanjian smiled and said: "You know the other one, that old thief Jian Siming."

Tang Shuang slapped the table and said loudly, "Curse—er, who?"

Tang Sanjian: "That old thief Jian Siming."

Tang Shuang: "Hehehehe... Scholars, think long-term."

Seeing his constipated expression, Tang Sanjian was not happy: "Don't you want to scold me, coward!"

Jian Siming is a professor of the Chinese Department of Tongji University in Guangdong Province. Tang Shuang is not his student because he only teaches graduate students. Tang Shuang wants to take the postgraduate entrance examination under his name.

Tang Sanjian sneered twice, got up, led Tangtanger away.

Tang Tanger followed Brother Sanjian's example and sneered at Tang Shuang.

What the scholars said is to think long-term, but what they mean is that I am scared and want to run away.

Tang Shuang smiled awkwardly, and asked the gentle sister Xiangning, "Mom, why are you arguing with them?"

Huang Xiangning briefly narrated the matter, Tang Sanjian, Lu Dewang, and Jian Siming discussed a hot news that happened in Guangdong Province recently, and Sanjian brothers played one against two, losing the upper hand.

(End of this chapter)