Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 190 The mountain is full of monkeys, my butt is the most popular

Tang Tian is the second oldest among the three generations of the old Tang family, second only to Tang Jin, but he got married early, and now his son is eight years old, while the other juniors of the Tang family are bachelors, er, to be precise, they are dating friends The only one is Tang Jin, and the others, both men and women, are sticks.

Tang Tian is a high school math teacher, his wife, Zhang Yifen is also a teacher, a junior high school math teacher.The two were together when they were studying in normal school, and they have been each other's first love all the way to this day, which is very rare.

On this day, Zhang Yifen was cooking in the kitchen, Tang Yu was doing homework, and Tang Tian was playing a game of eating chicken.

He is a game fan, and he is quite powerful. He has always lamented that if he is a professional player, he must be a great character.

It's hard to tell if this is true or not, but among the friends around him, he is indeed the most powerful. Tang Shuang, Tang Huohuo, Tang Xin and others don't play with him, because there is no chance of winning at all, and being abused every time is boring.

Tang Yu wasn't in the mood to do his homework. From time to time, he secretly glanced at his father's game and yelled non-stop:

"There are people on the mountain!", "There are people in the room be careful", "One hit and three good", "You are going to be poisoned to death", "Why is your teammate a woman"...

Tang Tian put down the game: "What are you yelling about, concentrate on doing your homework!"

Tang Yu's hands were so itchy that his skin was peeling off, he humbly begged him to play a game, and then he would do his homework after playing a game.

Tang Tian: "Your mother specifically told you that you are not allowed to play games."

Tang Yu: "Then how can you play, have you prepared for lessons?"

Tang Tian said angrily: "I am your father, I am the master of the family."

Tang Yu was able to bend and stretch, and pleaded again, Tang Tian shook his head firmly.

Tang Yu said angrily: "At home, you are in charge. You obviously listen to women in everything. You have no personality at all! My Uncle Xiaoshuang is your role model."

Tang Tian was not angry at all, and said, "That's why he doesn't have a girlfriend, and I, you are already this old."

Tang Yu: "Dad, I support you in professional competitions. Your level is too good. I can't beat you in ten."

Speaking of this, Tang Tian was very happy, but Tang Yu was still not allowed to play games.

Tang Yu said angrily: "Tomorrow is the weekend. I have two days to finish my homework. Why do I have to do it tonight? I don't want to do my homework now, I just want to play."

Tang Tian: "Stop following me, you don't want to do your homework anytime."

After finishing speaking, Tang Tian turned off the game, completely cutting off the kid's delusions.

After dinner, Tang Yu wanted to play games again.

Before Tang Tian spoke, Zhang Yifen had already said, no.To prevent him from rebounding, watch TV.

Tang Yu didn't want to watch TV, he just wanted to play and eat chicken. If he was not allowed to play, he got angry, quarreled with Zhang Yifen, and finally threatened to run away from home.

This kid did what he said, and he really slammed the door and left.

Tang Tian and Zhang Yifen were sitting firmly like a mountain. Tang Tian was still praising Zhang Yifen for the delicious braised pork tonight. Zhang Yifen smiled and said that she had been asking her colleagues for advice for a long time.

I'm used to the plot of Tang Yu running away from home, so anyone can be as stable as iron.

Tang Yu always threatened to run away from home, but every time he came back by himself, the excuse was that it was windy today, or it was raining today, or it was too dark without the moon, or there was smog today...

When I came back, I felt better, as if nothing happened.This child has a very good ability to adjust his mentality. With this optimistic personality, he will be a person without worries in the future.

Sure enough, after a while, Tang Yu, who went out full of complaints, came back happily, and yelled when he entered the door: "Mom and Dad, my uncle is here! I will run away from home tomorrow, and I must be rude to accompany my uncle today."

As soon as he finished speaking, a childish voice sounded again: "Little monkey! Little monkey, why is your butt the reddest, can you show me?"

Tang Shuang brought Tang Tanger in.

Tang Yu was already eight years old, and he knew how to be ashamed. When he heard Tangtanger's words, he didn't dare to answer them, and pretended he didn't hear them.

Tang Yu complained to Tang Shuang in front of his father and mother: "Uncle, Xiao Yu's life is so hard."

Tang Shuang didn't expect to encounter resentment when she entered the door. Tang Tanger left Zhang Yifen's arms curiously, and asked, "Little monkey, what's wrong with you? Someone bullied you. Little aunt beat him up for you!"

Tang Yuer's seniority is too high, Tang Yu dare not provoke her at all, even if his seniority is not high, he can't play with this little ancestor.

She is so skinny, but she can please the old Tang's family of more than a dozen people, this is not something ordinary people can do!

Tang Yu really wanted this skill, he didn't want everyone to like him, he just wanted to be able to conquer Tang Tian and Zhang Yifen by acting like a baby, thank God.

When Tang Yu saw Tang Tang's children's shoes, he felt even more bitter, and thanked him bravely: "Thank you, little aunt, you are still too young, so my uncle can help you with this matter. Uncle, you have to make decisions for Xiaoyu. This day is impossible."

Tang Tian was furious, this kid dared to take the opportunity to act violently.

Tang Yu hid behind Tang Shuang in an instant. Seeing that her little monkey was about to be beaten, Tang Tanger also opened her small hands to protect Tang Yu, staring at Tang Tian with a serious face.

Zhang Yifen took Candy away with a smile, this doll is too cute, "Don't worry, they just scare the little monkeys, go, sister-in-law will take you to eat delicious food."

A delicious sentence bought the candy, as long as the little monkey is not killed, it is not a big deal.

Tang Yu lamented: "Uncle Xiaoshuang, look at me. I am in elementary school, and the teacher is my aunt. When I go to junior high school, my mother will take care of me. When I go to high school, it will be my dad who will take care of me." , too miserable."

Tang Shuang thought about it, and it seemed a bit miserable. He had tasted the feeling of being controlled by a monkey, and said, "Don't cry, if you are going to be admitted to Yuezhou University in the future, it will be your third grandpa who will control you."

Hearing this, Tang Yu collapsed on the ground.

For someone with a monkey personality like him, being under the watchful eye all day is no different than taking his life.It's like a wild monkey being kept in a cage, even if it is delicious and delicious, its hair is yellow, listless and listless.

After all, Tang Yu was Tang Shuang's fanboy, so he couldn't leave him alone, so he put on a show and didn't care after he left.

So he euphemistically expressed that he should not be too strict with children, and an eight-year-old boy has reached the stage of rebellion.

Tang Tian also complained, this kid played crazy during the summer vacation, didn't do his summer homework, and got the bottom five in the class in the preliminary test at the beginning of school. What made him most angry was that he failed the math test. This is unbearable!

Speaking of the exam, Tang Shuang mentioned that Tangtang'er got 98 points in her homework yesterday, and felt a little nervous, saying that he taught her by hand last night.

Tang Tian hurriedly congratulated Tang Tian, ​​and praised Tang Tanger for being smart since she was a child, and the villain is amazing.

Tang Yu listened to it, feeling a little cold, and disagreed very much!His little aunt is a little devil, how can he not know her grades?He also often fails, hum, his father is partial to children, and his mother wants to take Candy away and let him go. No, I can't see anyone now.

Tang Yu was full of thoughts, but Tang Shuang was pleading for Tang Yu.

"Brother Tian, ​​you are a teacher of the people, and you are better at teaching and educating people, but I see that Xiaoyu's eyes are dim and his spirit is not good. For students' grades, control yourself and control the prehistoric power in your body. The widest thing in this world is the ocean, and the sky is wider than the ocean. The test is wider than the sky, and the test is wider than the test. A mind of achievement..."

It's still my uncle who treats me well, Tang Yu: "Dad, look at what my Uncle Xiaoshuang said. Celebrities who publish books and make movies are different. Should we listen to it and learn from it? What's wrong now There is still time to adjust.”

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When Tang Shuang explained the purpose of coming, Tang Yu was overjoyed, making a movie?It's so much fun, if he wants to go, he must fight for it.

Tang Tian is worried, can this brat do it?

Tang Shuang didn't dare to promise it, she just said to try, just two days on the weekend, it's a very simple story that doesn't even need lines.

Tang Yu saw that his father was hesitating, the opportunity was once in a thousand years, and he risked his life to fight for it: "Dad, let me go, give me a chance, maybe our family can produce a big star, I don't think I am suitable for studying, but for filming , hang out with my uncle, that’s right, I come into contact with celebrities every day, uncle, take me to see Zhang Fei next time, okay, I have such a good foundation, maybe he appreciates me and takes me as an apprentice.”

You're thinking too much, let's take the role of Tang Xiaomi first.

Tang Yu pleaded again, this time he started with Tang Tian's hobbies, Tang Tian likes to play e-sports, if he had this opportunity back then, he would definitely get his wish, become a professional player, and realize his childhood dream.But now there is an opportunity in front of his son, if he doesn't cherish it, he will regret it for 1 years and repeat the mistakes of being a father.

To make a dream come true, or to shatter it with your own hands?

Such a simple question still needs to be thought about?Know how to choose without thinking about it.

Tang Tian's brain is super easy to use, so he finally agreed. Seeing Tang Yu's appearance as a monkey out of the cage, he worriedly asked that the homework must be completed.

Tang Yu patted his chest and promised that if he didn't finish his homework, he wouldn't be human!

Tang Shuang took a deep breath, isn't she a human?Dare to swear with this, it is very fierce, can the children nowadays be so brave, if it were him, he would definitely not dare.

(End of this chapter)