Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 204 Confrontation of IQs

"The Conch..."

Tang Shuang was humming a song when she suddenly braked, because a small head poked out of the door, with big eyes peeking at him.

Tang Shuang: "Why? Sneaking around the door~"

When Tangtang was found, she walked in with a smile, and asked Tang Shuang curiously, "Xiao Shuang, what song were you singing just now? I haven't heard it before. Can you teach me?"

If I teach you, big things will happen, and many disasters come from this way.

Tang Shuang firmly refused to admit it: "I didn't sing, you heard it wrong."

Tangtanger: "Hmph! The Lun family obviously heard it, what number are you singing?"

Tang Shuang touched Mengwazi's head, and asked, "Why do you always care about what song I sing? I haven't asked you where you heard the song about Huangtu Gaopo?"

Candy pretended to be naive: "What yellow, yellow, loess high slope? Candy can't sing."

Tang Shuang said with a smile: "You still lied to my brother, just when you framed me, I was criticized by my mother."

Tangtang'er opened her big innocent eyes, and shook her head: "The Lun family really don't remember, then, Xiaoshuang, sing a little bit, Tangtang'er can remember."

Tang Shuang: "My family lives on the Loess High Slope! My father..."

I didn't dare to sing anymore, for fear of accidents, who knows if there are ears ambush outside the door.

"Just this one, remember? Tell me quickly, where did you hear it, I can't figure it out."

Candy: "What sister?"

Tang Shuang: "I can't figure it out, don't worry about it, I'll answer your question quickly."

Tangtang'er put her little hands behind her back and pretended to be innocent: "The Lun family don't know what song it is, Xiaoshuang, why don't you sing more."

Tang Shuang opened her mouth, but swallowed it back: "I feel that you are deliberately framing me, right, you little man, you have a very bad mind."

Candy was found to be careful, smiled and stopped pretending to be cute, and pointed at Tang Shuang: "The Lun family heard you singing at the door, Conch, right, sing it to Tangy, I want to hear it, I want to hear it , Sing it to Tang Tang."

Tang Shuang was her source of songs, and it was up to him to enrich the music library.

Tang Shuang refused to admit it even more: "I really didn't sing, I was memorizing my textbook."

Tangtanger didn't believe it, "What are you reciting, then you can recite it to Tangtanger."

Tang Shuang: "The core values ​​of socialism are prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness..."

Candy can't understand at all, don't believe it.

Tang Shuang spread her hands: "If you don't believe me, I can't help it. I'm just memorizing textbooks. I love studying so much."

Tangtanger: "Huh~ Xiaoshuang, you're getting snot in your hair again!"

As she said that, the chick jumped up and wanted to touch Tang Shuang's hair, but she was too small, even if Tang Shuang was sitting, she couldn't do anything.

Tang Shuang looked in the mirror, stroked her hair, and said, "This is not snot, this is pomade."

Candy asked curiously: "Why do you put snot on your hair?"

She decided it was snot, what was sticky but not snot!
Tang Shuang laughed loudly: "Haha, let my brother become more handsome and compelling!"

Tangtanger nodded: "You are a cricket just like Qiqi, right? It's so disgusting, Tang Xiaoshuang, it stinks."

Tang Shuang smelled the wax on her hands. It didn't stink, on the contrary, it smelled delicious, but when she took her hands away, there was indeed a stench in the air.

Tang Shuang: "Little man, you fart!"

Tangtang'er covered her nose with her hands, shook her head, and said in a muffled voice, "It's you!"

Tang Shuang couldn't stay any longer, so she went out to get some air: "Emma, ​​you're so stinky, you stinky pig, you still don't admit to farting, are you going to poop?"

Candy shook her head, then nodded again, and said with a smile: "I want to poop, ho ho ho ~"

Tang Shuang quickly pushed the little man to the bathroom: "Why don't you go quickly, do you want to fart a little more and kill me?"

puff~
Hearing this, Little Pipi immediately tried to fart to see if he could kill Tang Xiaoshuang.

Tang Shuang turned around and left: "You fart king, go get papa quickly."

With a whoosh, Tangtanger suddenly jumped past him, snatched into his room, and before Tang Shuang could understand what was going on, she ran out again with her two little hands tightly hugged in front of her. , as if hiding something.

Tang Shuang: "What are you doing, you took something from me, don't wipe your ass with my banknotes."

Tangtang'er hahaha three times, bang, closed the bathroom door, really couldn't hold back anymore.

Tang Shuang returned to her room, packed her things and prepared to go out.

Ye Liang is proud today, he has achieved a great victory, and wants to invite him to eat, drink and have fun.

He specifically told him that although he misses Tangtang Tangtang very much, it is better not to bring it today, because he wants to have fun after dinner, go to the bar... to play games played by adults.

Tang Shuang was still thinking about how to avoid the villain, but just in time, she went to have a papa, so she could go out through the main entrance openly.

Huh?Where is my wallet?
Tang Shuang checked and checked, but couldn't find the wallet, nor the car keys.

On the bed, on the table, on the floor, under the bed, under the table...all checked, but nothing was found.

Suddenly he remembered that Tangtanger ran to his room with a whoosh, and then ran out with a whoosh, hiding something in his hand.

Could it be that this doll is being used for papa?Probably.

Tang Shuang knocked on the bathroom door and asked, "Little princess, little princess, are you pooping? My brother asked you, are you holding my wallet and car keys?"

An unbearable voice came from inside: "Mmhhhhhhhhhhh~", it seemed to be unobstructed before replying, "Yeah, I'm here, hahaha, Xiaoshuang, you can't leave."

Tang Shuang: --! !
"Am I going? Where am I going? I said, cutie, what are you doing with my wallet and car keys? Hurry up and take them out after you finish pulling them, so they don't stink."

Candy: "Hmm!!! Xiaoshuang, I can't talk anymore, I can't make a sound when I poop, I have to cover my nose, because it smells too bad."

When she said this, she didn't know if she had fainted, because she didn't answer any questions from Tang Shuang, and only heard the sound of pulling papa hard.

Tang Shuang hurried away and waited for the chick to come out. During the process, the voice of "Hmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~" was echoing in her mind.

Tang Shuang really wanted to slap herself, but it was useless, her ears seemed to be occupied by the sound of candy pooping, now it was time for "um" and "eh" to celebrate victory.

Emma, ​​he hurried back to the room and played some elegant music.

After a while, "Haha, Little Shuangzi is listening to a song!"

A little man finally appeared at the door after being called for a long time, smiling with his little hands behind his back.

Tang Shuang: "My wallet and car keys, hand over the gun and don't kill me."

Tang Tanger walked up to Tang Shuang and asked curiously, "Xiao Shuang, where are you going?"

Tang Shuang: "Why do a child care so much about adults' affairs, hurry up and take it out."

Candy said loudly: "You look down on children!"

Tang Shuang looked at the chick who was about to go online, immediately admitted her mistake, and said humbly, "You have misunderstood me, cutie. I didn't look down on children. What I mean is that my brother has to go out to work and is in a hurry."

Candy: "What do you do for work?"

Tang Shuang pulled the little girl's body, her little hand was always behind her back, maybe the thing was in her hand, and she directly snatched it by force.

but!

"Haha, no, look, no."

Candy smiled and stretched out her little hand in front of Tang Shuang to show him, there is really nothing, it is empty, I am so mad at you!

Tang Shuang grabbed her little hand, and was concerned about another issue: "Why don't you pay attention to hygiene! You don't wash your hands after going to the toilet!!"

Tang Tanger blinked. She forgot, but she refused to admit it. She spread her little hand and handed it to Tang Shuang: "It doesn't smell bad. If you don't believe me, you can smell it."

Tang Shuang quickly avoided: "My heart is so tired now, don't smell it, go, I'll take you to wash your hands, next time you dare to forget to wash your hands and hit your palm."

After Tang Shuang took the girl to wash her hands, she looked around the bathroom, but she didn't find his wallet or car keys.

"Little Ancestor, where did you leave my stuff? Hurry up and hand it over, I'm going to be late."

The chick patted her face with her wet little hands, her flushed face was a little hot, it was much cooler this way.

"Speak quickly, don't play dumb with me, what do you want? Just say it." Tang Shuang clearly marked the price to exchange benefits.

Haha, that's what I was waiting for, Tangtanger said with a smile: "Xiaoshuang, go and have fun without bringing candy, hum, I'm going!"

After finishing speaking, she grabbed Tang Shuang's trousers.

Tang Shuang: "Go, go, don't take the opportunity to wipe your hands on my pants, isn't there your hand towel?"

Tangtanger raised her little hand innocently, and said loudly, "It's clean! Why is Xiaoshuang such a person, she's not cute at all."

Tang Shuang was helpless: "Where did you get me~ I'm going to cry."

"Hehehe, Xiaoshuang take me there~"

Tang Shuang: "I'm going to study!"

Going to the bar is studying? ! !

Candy doesn't believe it, hum!I have never seen Tang Xiaoshuang take it so seriously, she must be lying to the children.

"real!"

I also cook it.

Seeing that a lie didn't work, Tang Shuang lied again, saying that she was actually going to play football.

Tangtang'er was even more indignant now: "You really lied to children! Damn it! Hmph, don't go, don't go."

Pulling Tang Shuang's pants and not allowing her to leave, Tang Shuang looked down, quickly analyzed the situation, and thought it would be a good idea to take off her pants before she hugged her legs with her hands, but... here comes the problem, wallet and car Where are the keys? !

So I can only continue to deal with the children.

"Little princess, please forgive me. I didn't mean to lie to you. The main reason is that my father would not let me go if he heard it. So I can only say to study. Now that you know it, don't talk to your father. I will bring you chicken wings when I come back." Eat, it's delicious."

The little glutton immediately licked his lips, swallowed his saliva, his heart was moved, and he acted immediately.

Tang Tang stepped forward two small steps, stepped on Tang Shuang's feet, and left two paw prints on his smooth and shiny leather shoes.

Tang Shuang looked down at her shoes, at the furious little man with her hips on her hips, she didn't understand which sentence offended her, and she was already buying it, why did she do it again, isn't she already drooling and heartbroken.

Tang Shuang pointed to the imprint on the leather shoes, and said to the little man with his arms akimbo: "What do you mean? Didn't you talk well? Why are you moving your feet? Do you know that you will be beaten like this?"

But Tangtanger said loudly plausibly: "Little Shuangzi is lying again, she is not wearing clothes with 7 on it, she must not be playing football! Hmph! If you want to lie to a child, there is no way! I am going to tell my father."

Hey, I really underestimated this kid, he is very good at analysis and has two brushes.

Tang Shuang immediately grabbed the little cutie who was about to sue, and said with a smile: "Don't get excited, it's my fault, let me confess, okay, Tang Tang keep it a secret, okay, just order whatever you want, I'll bring it to you when I come back .”

Tangtang'er didn't really want to sue, because suing was a tactic that would hurt both sides, so she just put on a show and subdued Tang Xiaoshuang. Now that he conceded the defeat, Tangtang'er can raise conditions.

What to eat?I want to eat too much, I want to eat whatever I see, and I am about to order food happily, when I suddenly think that Tang Xiaoshuang likes to lie very much, and I have been lying to deceive her just now.

Would he eat a lot by himself and bring the rest to Candy?Or he ate ten and only brought one for Candy?
Thinking of this possibility, Tang Tanger was instantly worried, and there was not such a 100% trust between the siblings.

It's better to follow along to make a more stable profit without losing money. She can eat whatever Tang Xiaoshuang eats, so she doesn't have to worry about him hiding or stealing it. Anyone who sees it will have a share. Haha, he is not allowed to run away.

　The starting point score calculation problem is strange. If there are few people, the score will be two stars, less than five points. The book is now only 3.8 points. Please help to rate the book on the PC side, thank you.

　　
　
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