Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 208 Collusion
Tang Shuang and Guo Zifeng hurried out of the cafe, hired a driver, and went home.

Huang Xiangning had already called, urging Tang Shuang to take Candy back quickly.

The cell phone in the car rang. Tang Shuang saw it and refused to answer it!Since it belonged to Ye Liang, he must have come to scold people.

But the phone was very tenacious, and it rang several times. It seemed that this little Ye Zi would not give up if she didn't scold him tonight.

Ye Liang had a lot of resentment, after singing a few words on stage, he was kindly invited down by the manager, and returned to his seat, but the place was empty.

You said he sang in such a humiliating way, for whom did he end up like this, outside the cafe was the sea, the wind was strong, the night was cold, and his heart was very sad.

He first called and scolded Guo Zifeng severely. Guo Zifeng was honest and answered the phone.

Like Tang Shuang, she resolutely refused to accept it.

When the phone rang on the fifth call, Tang Shuang felt that Ye Liang might be really hurt. If she didn't answer the phone, the friendship would come to an end.

So he said to Tangtanger who kept looking at him curiously: "Little cutie, Xiao Yezi's call, you answer it, just say that I am driving, and I will invite him to dinner and drink later."

Tangtanger wanted to answer the phone a long time ago, so she connected it with a smile: "Little Ye Zi~ Have you finished singing? Xiao Shuang took me away..."

This is not a fuel-efficient lamp!
Ye Liang was full of obscenities, and he could only hold back and swallow the situation, and his hatred for Tang Shuang became even stronger.

Almost home, Tang Shuang was very worried, and asked Tang Tanger, if Mom and Dad asked you what you were doing tonight, how would you answer?

Candy thought for a while and said, "Let's go play."

Tang Shuang: "Where did you go to play?"

Tangtanger: "Going shopping~hehehe, Tangtanger's answer is right."

Tang Shuang patted the little man's head, expressed her approval, and asked, "Then what did you eat and drink?"

Candy: "I ate and drank wine."

Tang Shuang's face darkened: "Little Tang Tang, you can't bear to be praised. How can you say that you drank alcohol at a time like this? Do you want me to die or you to die?"

Tangtanger thought for a while, and under Tang Shuang's expectant eyes, pointed at Tang Shuang: "It's you!"

Tang Shuang: --!

"You brat, can you be smarter? You can't say that you have drunk wine, do you understand? You can say that you have drunk fruit juice, which is sour and sweet."

Tangtanger nodded, and said cutely: "Tangtanger ate a lot of food, drank fruit juice, and pissed a lot~"

The driver on behalf of the driver couldn't hold back and laughed out loud.

Tang Shuang sighed: "Needless to say about peeing, it's disgusting."

Candy was upset by the disgusting sentence, and asked, "Xiao Shuang is disgusting! Huh, you don't care about hygiene! It's rude to pee standing up."

Emma too!Can't communicate!
Tang Shuang: "My brother is a boy, and boys pee standing up."

Candy asked: "Why? I squatted, so did Little Putao, and so did Mom..."

Tang Shuang immediately covered her mouth, don't say anything.

"You just need to remember that boys pee standing up. As for why, you will know when you grow up a little bit."

Tangtanger thought for a while and said, "Qiqi also pees standing up. I saw him pee on the little flowers in the classroom."

Great, Qiqi.

Originally, I was going to give a confession, but Tangtanger asked me why I went astray, and I went to talk about peeing, alas, my heart is so tired.

Tang Shuang stopped asking her, and directly instilled: "Mom and Dad asked why you went, and you just said that you went shopping, went to eat, drank delicious fruit juice, and was so happy. Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world. That’s enough to say, understand?”

Candy nodded cutely, "Okay", and then spread her hands: "Is mine delicious?"

Tang Shuang took out the packing box, "It's here, I didn't forget it for you, but don't eat it tonight, okay, look at your little belly, it's so big, you won't be able to sleep at night."

Candy: "Do you want to eat?"

Tang Shuang said angrily: "Can you just eat and eat without opening and closing your mouth? How fat do you want to be?"

When there was a disagreement, Tang Shuang turned on her phone and found a photo of Erha, who was fat as a ball, "Do you want to be fat like this?"

Tangtanger curiously reached out to take the phone, "What is this?", looked at it in front of her eyes, and said in surprise, "Puppy! This is Puppy! It's like a ball!"

Then the question came, how did the puppy turn into a ball?Is it fat?What fat does it eat?Can it still run?Does its mother still like it?Where is its father?Will it get thinner as it grows up?Will my Jingjing become like this too? ...

Tang Shuang looked out of the window sideways, a bright moon was hanging in the sky, the Mid-Autumn Festival was coming, the night was so beautiful, it would be even more beautiful if there were no chatter in her ears.

The surrogate driver was a middle-aged man. When he arrived at Old Tang's house, he took out his folding bicycle from the trunk of the car!

Candy's Curious Baby stood in front of him, full of surprise: "Wow! It's amazing, it's a bicycle! Why can it be folded? Xiaoshuang, can I fold my car too?"

Tang Shuang didn't hear it, he was afraid that the conversation would be endless.

Tangtanger asked the substitute driver: "Uncle, why can your car be folded up? Can it be ridden? I also have a small car, but mine is only this big..."

At the end, Tangtanger asked the most concerned question: "Where did you buy it? Tomorrow I want Xiaoshuang to buy me one too. I don't want the black one. I like pink. The pink one is very cute..."

The substitute driver squatted down, touched Tangtanger's little head, and said, "It's so cute, it's as big as my daughter."

Before leaving, after thinking about it, she still said to Tang Shuang: "The child must not give her alcohol. Be careful next time."

Tangtanger kept waving, and said loudly, "Goodbye, uncle, next time you will help Xiaoshuang drive again, okay?"

This kid is so passionate.

Back home, Brother Sanjian really asked Candy, what did you do tonight, what did you eat and what did you drink.

Candy said cutely, I went shopping, ate a lot of delicious food, drank a lot of delicious fruit juice, and pissed a lot~
Tang Shuang: --!

This child, told her not to say, or said, what she wanted her to say the most, but didn't mention a word, what about the phrase "Xiaoshuang is the best brother in the world"? ?
Candy brought back the delicious food, and Bulling Bulling ran to Huang Xiangning's side, threatening to bring it back for his mother.

Why do you want to bring it back for your mother to eat?

Candy's mouth is very sweet, because the mother takes care of the baby so hard, and the baby has to give the mother all the delicious food. Mom, I love you.

Tang Shuang: What about me, what about me?Also say such sweet and greasy words to me, I am so rare.

No!

After the chick took a bath, she turned over Tang Shuang's sign, and she needed Tang Xiaoshuang to tell a story tonight.

Tang Shuang made a condition: "Can you tell me what you said to your mother just now?"

Tangtanger is easy to talk: "Mom, I love you! I told you, Xiaoshuang, you can tell stories."

Tang Shuang: "..."

Tonight, Princess Candy's heart is overflowing, and she wants to hear a story about the princess. Well, Tang Shuang also fought hard to get the little man's words "Brother, I love you", and told the fairy tale of Snow White.

Now the little girl doesn't want to sleep anymore, she is full of energy, the story is so good, it's very immersive, the little girl has completely transformed into Snow White at this moment.

Tang Shuang looked at the time, things were getting serious, it was eleven o'clock in the evening, fast-forwarded at 1.5 times speed, and finished the story.

"Okay, turn off the lights and go to sleep!"

Candy is not willing, although she has heard the story, but she still has a hundred thousand why, blah blah blah~
Tang Shuang: "There are too many questions, I can only answer one, and you have to go to bed after answering, can you promise?"

Huang Xiangning came to check if the chick was sleeping at this time. Manpower is sometimes poor, and acting cute sometimes doesn't work, so Tang Tanger happily nodded and agreed, just ask a question, so what question should I ask.

"Why does Snow White only wake up when she is kissed by the prince? Won't she wake up after hugging her and basking in the sun?"

This trick is Huang Xiangning's, and it can drive Tangtanger crazy every time.

Tang Shuang: "Well then, let's try it and we'll know. Close your eyes."

Candy said worriedly: "You want to trick me into sleeping!"

Tang Shuang: - "...Really not, close your eyes."

Candy closed his eyes hesitantly, and said, "I won't fall asleep, don't lie to me."

Tang Shuang looked at the cutie's immature face, and kissed it.

Tangtanger opened his eyes instantly: "You kiss the girl!"

Tang Shuang: "...Look, when I kissed you, you opened your eyes. The prince kissed Snow White in the same way, and then Snow White woke up."

Tangtanger suddenly realized: "Ha~ I know, the prince and Xiaoshuang are both big villains, kiss while the girl is sleeping, eh~"

The latter one is sticking out the tongue to make a face, and poking the face with a finger, which means that the skin is really thick and shy~
Tang Shuang: --!

Shouldn't it be very romantic and warm? Why has it changed?

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