Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 216 Tang Tang in the [-]D World Attacks the Ice Cream Boy in the [-]D World

Quarreling requires hard work, but also depends on talent.

God rewards food, that is talent.

Little Candy has an innate talent for quarreling. Since she was able to speak, she has been talking nonstop. No one is playing with her, and she can talk to herself all day long.

The small animal conference she founded is a vivid case!

It's so boring to be alone, besides talking to myself, I can only chat with small animal dolls.After so many years, the Small Animal Conference has a complete set of operating rules.

In addition to talent, Tang Shuang's ability to quarrel was inseparable from Tang Shuang.

In terms of lip service, no one in the third generation of the old Tang family can compare to Tang Shuang.

Don King?Tang Tian?Not a united enemy.

Tang Xin?Tang Huohuo?If you can't argue but want to fight, Xiaoshuang disdains it!

As for Huang Qianhe and Huang Weiwei of Uncle Huang Xiang's family, they are also scumbags.

The days without opponents are lonely, so I can only quarrel with Candy, who can't see up and down.

Noisy and noisy, a little genius was cultivated!
The difference between mediocrity and master is like the difference between 2D and 5D.

5D master quarrel is a combination of voice, expression, movement, and momentum. It is not an exaggeration to call it a performance.

The difference between 2D and 5D is that the people who eat melons unknowingly side with the 5D masters, and even in the end, even 2D feels that they are wrong and unreasonable.

Tangtanger and Li Xiaoyu quarreled, and the verdict was reached after a few blows.

The ice cream boy is really not Tang Tang's opponent when it comes to quarrels. He is not in the same weight class, so he can bully the shy and timid little peacock.

But what should I do?

Li Xiaoyu thought of comparing skills!
His ukulele, commonly known as the little gourd, is particularly powerful. He can suppress Tang Tang in terms of skills and regain his position.

So Li Xiaoyu finally broke out, interrupted Tang Tang's machine gun, and said loudly: "I! Yes! Bomb! Little! Gourd! Lu! Tang Tang, can you know it? Humph! You can't! I'm better than you!"

Tangtang was stunned, blinked her big eyes, and asked, "What is a small gourd?"

Li Xiaoyu felt that he had finally found Tang Tang's weakness, and laughed loudly: "Ha! You don't know how to play?! You haven't even heard of the little gourd, heck~"

Tangtanger: "Big head baby, what are you talking about is a small gourd~"

Li Xiaoyu: ——!

"Don't call me big-headed baby!"

Candy: "Ice cream, what is the little gourd?"

Tangtanger grew up in a music family, and has a natural affinity for musical instruments. Apart from the piano, she knows many other musical instruments. Huang Xiangning, Tang Zhen and Tang Shuang are all her tutors.

But she had never heard of a musical instrument called a little gourd!
Li Xiaoyu: "...My name is Li Xiaoyu! Not Big Head Baby, nor Ice Cream!"

Candy: "Little fish, then tell me what is a little gourd~"

Li Xiaoyu wants to cry~
"Tang Tang, you are really annoying!"

Candy curled her lips: "If you hate it, you hate it, anyway, I don't want you to like it. You haven't told me what a little gourd is, what is a little gourd? Is your little gourd very powerful? Are you a gourd baby? A vine The one with seven melons? Then which melon are you? I don't like melons, but I like Her Lady Queen the most..."

Cucurbit Baby is the bedtime story Tang Shuang told Tangtanger. Except for her, a happy baby, no other baby has ever heard of it.

So Li Xiaoyu looked dumbfounded, and the onlookers also looked dumbfounded~
Li Xiaoyu found that not only could he not win against Tang Tang in the quarrel, but he almost had no common language in the quarrel! ! !
There has never been a common language for chatting, and this is the first time I heard that there is no common language for quarrels!
This is mainly because the quarrel between Tangtanger and Li Xiaoyu has broken through the limitation of dimensions.Tangtanger stood in the three-dimensional world and launched a cross-dimensional attack on Li Xiaoyu who was in the two-dimensional world.

Although Li Xiaoyu couldn't understand this kind of attack method, he was feeling uncomfortable all over, with stars in his eyes, and the fire in his heart ran to his face...

The blow suffered is real!
This is very annoying, Li Xiaoyu in the two-dimensional world can only be passively scolded, unable to fight back against Tang Tang in the three-dimensional world, any attack method is useless, she is immune!
From Big Head Baby, to Ice Cream, to Xiaoyu, and then to Huluwa, there are so many nicknames at once, which makes Li Xiaoyu crazy. These nicknames alone make him mess up, let alone quarrel with Tang Tang up.

Tang Shuang's penchant for nicknames was definitely learned from Tang Shuang.

Tang Shuang taught Tangtanger by precept and deed.

He can give Candy a nickname every day, 365 days a year without duplication, little girl, little pig, little man, little man, annoying man, brat...

Then, Candy found out that this trick worked!
Li Xiaoyu, who had just resurfaced and was almost complacent, was instantly suppressed by her.

But this time, she only said a few words.

Haha, it turns out that arguing doesn't have to be a lot of words. Just now she talked a lot, but this time she only said a few words, and Li Xiaoyu couldn't bear it.

...Well, thinking of the many things I said just now, I am a little thirsty.

"Where's my water bottle?"

Tangtanger just asked casually, unexpectedly, someone ran to find her bag immediately, and took out the special water bottle for Tangtanger from it.

"Miss Tang Tang, here, here you are! You are so majestic~ hehehe~ do you like me? Don't scold me, can you be my sister~ I really want a sister, yes, yes, Miss Tang Tang, do you like to watch Wangwang Team..."

Where did this talk about the little baby?

Tangtang'er looked down at this little person, who was a head shorter than her, with a flattering smile on his face, very similar to Bai Jingjing.

Well, I remembered, this is the one in the small class, that one, the one called her mother and mother.

Candy was stunned, O__O "...a little afraid to talk to him~
So she silently patted her friend's little brain as a reward~
The people who quarreled drank water and moistened their throats, like a martial arts master returning full of blood with a treasured sword.

Tangtanger eagerly said to Li Xiaoyu, "Humph! Is the little gourd you're talking about the one you're holding?"

Li Xiaoyu raised the little gourd in his hand and said loudly: "That's right! This is my little gourd. It's called ukulele. I can play it very well, but you can't!"

Candy also said loudly: "I will! Better than you!"

Li Xiaoyu was stunned, he didn't believe that there is no unparalleled road.

"You won't! You're a liar! You're a little liar just like Feng Yingxin!"

Tangtanger suddenly became less excited, and said calmly: "You are the little liar, you are a big-headed baby with snot in your hair."

Li Xiaoyu: "Don't call me a big-headed baby! I'm not! I'm a handsome guy!"

Tangtang curled her lips in disdain: "You are not! You are not handsome at all, Xiaoshuang is the handsome guy. You are not as tall as his legs, and you can only touch his ass when you jump up. How handsome!"

This sentence has a deep meaning, and people who don't understand Tangtang's mind can't find it at all.

It's the phrase "You are not as tall as his legs, and you can only touch his buttocks when you jump up."

Some time ago, Tang Shuang liked to slap people's buttocks, and Tang Shuang suffered a lot.

Tang Tang'er patted Tang Shuang's butt, without jumping up, she could reach it on tiptoe.

Now she says that Li Xiaoyu has to jump up to touch Xiaoshuang's butt, which means, you, Li Xiaoyu is not as tall as me!
Hahaha~
This chick's mind is getting more and more twists and turns.

Oh, I can't help it, I don't have a lot of eyes, and I will be fooled by Xiaoshuang.

Tangtanger said that Li Xiaoyu was not handsome at all, and then said in a low voice: "Don't think that if you wipe your nose on your hair like Xiaoshuang, you are as handsome as him, huh, what a beautiful idea! I wouldn't say you are handsome. "

You never said Xiaoshuang is handsome, do you want to say something after you go back today?
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(End of this chapter)