Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 219 You Catch Me

"Guo Zifeng's Model" is 5732 words. It was only three o'clock in the afternoon after Tang Shuang finished writing, and directly handed over the manuscript to Shi Guangnan, who was stupefied, and then went to self-study leisurely.

Shi Guangnan read it again, and his heart was trembling in broad daylight. No matter how he looked at it, he felt that the story told in this story was very similar to her current state with Tang Shuang—the two were in a closed space. "I" watched Guo Zifeng draw, but in reality she watched Tang Shuang write books.

He folded the certificate Tang Shuang received in the morning and put it in his bag. He stayed in the library for a while, watching the sun set outside the window, and it was time to pick up and drop off the children.

I don't know if Tangtanger is having a good time playing this autumn, and then I feel that I shouldn't worry about it, because she is happy at any time, but I should worry about whether she will be too happy and become crazy.

There are so many children today, and they are in the wild again. For this little piggy, if the piglets are out of the slaughterhouse, it will be unstoppable, and it may make Teacher Zhang very anxious.

……

Tang Shuang's worry was justified, and the proof was soon granted, but it didn't make Teacher Zhang feel overwhelmed, but made him.

In the kindergarten, Tangtanger saw Xiaoshuang coming, and said with a smile: "Xiaoshuang, come and catch me, come and catch me!"

At this moment, Little Zhuzhu has a pink face as red as a big apple, messy hair, bangs sticking to his forehead, where there are sweat stains, it looks like he is playing crazy.

Candy in this state gave Tang Shuang the most headache.

Look, everyone is back, but she is still in the madness of Qiu You, and she refuses to go home with Tang Shuang obediently, but wants him to arrest her.

What are you grabbing~
Tang Shuang is very experienced in this kind of situation, and she must not rely on Tangtanger. If she really goes to catch her, it will be over, and she will be even more motivated. Today will definitely be endless.

So Tang Shuang was indifferent to Tangtanger's voice, and said calmly and calmly: "You think I'm full and have nothing to do. If you want to run, run. Anyway, I'll wait for 10 minutes. If you don't come back in 10 minutes, I will drive back by myself." Family, you can do whatever you like, the old Tang family can no longer control you."

Candy was a little dumbfounded. She didn't play the game of the eagle catching the chicks. She was not reconciled, so she used the aggressive method and said loudly: "Hmph! Don't think that I don't know if I'm a child! You like Teacher Zhang! Humph!"

Tang Shuang was taken aback, looking at the little piggy who got into the group of dolls, she didn't expect that she would use this trick.

Oh, he quickly glanced around. Teacher Zhang is talking to the children after school at the door of the classroom. He hasn't noticed the situation here yet, but if Tangtanger keeps shouting like this, he will definitely be able to hear it. Embarrassed.

Moreover, Teacher Zhang is not the only teacher here. For example, a little teacher in a yellow printed dress looked over curiously, probably hearing something.

It was just after school at this time, and the kindergarten was full of dolls carrying small schoolbags. Tang Tanger slid among the dolls, yelling at Tang Shuang that Xiao Shuang liked Teacher Zhang.

Emma, ​​Tang Shuang rushed over to catch this annoying spirit.

Candy is happier now, so be careful~
She laughed and slid around in the crowd, much more flexible than Tang Shuang. Tang Shuang was very difficult to catch up with, but to his relief, Little Piggy finally stopped yelling that he liked Teacher Zhang.

But Tang Shuang knew that if he stopped to grab her, little piggy would definitely start yelling again.

That's right!She is just that annoying.

Tang Shuang strode to catch the little piggy, and said softly with a smile on her face: "Come on Tangtang, brother has something to say to you."

does not work.

He also said: "Candy, do you want ice cream? I put a box in the car. I just bought it. Come back with me."

She wants to play for a while before eating.

Tang Shuang said again: "Brother is so tired today, I can't run anymore, are you obedient?"

Tangtang'er slowed down, and Tang Shuang hurriedly chased after her. She didn't look so tired, she was like a big bad wolf swooping towards her.

Seeing that Tangtang was about to be caught, she screamed in fright: "Help me, someone is robbing a child~ help me~"

Um?Isn't this Miss Tang Tang?The big star of our kindergarten!
The children around immediately came to escort Tang Shuang, blocked Tang Shuang's way, and gathered around his feet, chattering and attacking, threatening to defeat the big villain who bullied the children.

Tang Shuang was besieged and could not move an inch.

Tangtanger escaped unharmed, thinking of Xiaoshuang cheating her just now, said angrily: "Xiaoshuang, you little pig, if you have the ability, you can catch me! Lie~"

The latter is sticking out the tongue and making a face.

Tang Shuang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

"Are you playing crazy today, do you need me to put you in the pond to calm down?"

And this kind of torture?Tangtang'er was a little scared. Although she was her own sister, Xiaoshuang could do it.

"Hmph! I won't be afraid of you! Catch me if you have the ability!"

Ten minutes later, Candy was caught, and the atmosphere was a bit serious.

Tang Shuang took her little hand and left the kindergarten, then pushed her into the car.

Boom~da!
The doors are closed and locked!
I can't run away now.

Tang Shuang: "You want to challenge me, don't you?"

Tangtang'er raised her little head, her flushed face made people really want to kiss her, but thinking that it was a little pepper, it was better not to kiss her, otherwise she would be arrogant and lawless.

Little Pig quickly shook his head: "I dare not challenge you~"

Tang Shuang sneered: "Don't dare, or don't want to? Make it clear!"

Candy: "Don't dare!"

Tang Shuang tapped her head, and said, "That means you disapprove of me in your heart, right? How do you want to be beaten? Spank your ass, hang it in the grove, or throw it into Aixi Lake to cool down?"

Tang Tanger blinked, what a fierce Tang Xiaoshuang.

In times of crisis, one must pretend to be cute and stupid.

The big sister in the kindergarten turned into a little sister in an instant.

"What is cooling down? I'm still young and I don't understand it~ Xiaoshuang, can you teach me? Candy is learning how to read. Mom and Dad said to study hard. Teacher Zhang also said that children should often ask why, what, how."

Tang Shuang: O__O “…

He was just a crazy little pig, and now he is so focused on his studies?
Who are you lying to!
Tang Shuang: "Stop doing this with me, I've already seen through you, be honest!"

Tangtanger decided to pretend to be stupid to the end, put down her schoolbag, sat obediently on the children's chair, crossed her hands on the chair, and asked cutely: "What is this set? Which set is it? Can you hear me?" I understand!"

Tang Shuang was a little tired. She felt that she was not as tired after staying with Tangtanger for half an hour in the library today.

"I mean, you little piggy, don't play dumb with me, I know you understand, right? You are so naughty today, and you are still yelling at me and Teacher Zhang everywhere, this is a rumor, it is made out of nothing, yes I am very unfair to Teacher Zhang, you will be beaten if you do this, do you know that?"

Candy nodded, then shook her head again.

Tang Shuang: "What do you mean? Continue to challenge me?"

Candy quickly shook her head: "I dare not challenge you~ I have no skin today, I am a good baby, everyone praises me."

Tang Shuang didn't believe it: "Is it true? Why do I feel that you are so skinny today? You are like a flying pig. Gravity can no longer restrain you."

Candy said with a smile: "I am a handjob~"

Tang Shuang: "...speak normally."

Candy asked curiously: "What is it like to speak normally?"

Tang Shuang didn't interrupt her, and asked directly, "Why did you nod again just now?"

Tangtanger: "Because I listened to Xiaoshuang and stopped spreading rumors."

It turns out that you also know that you are spreading rumors~
However, Tang Shuang was still relieved: "You can be taught, which means that you are not a hopeless baby. Don't say such things in the future, you can't take a joke."

Tangtanger nodded immediately: "I promise not to talk nonsense~ Hehehe, Xiaoshuang, do you like Teacher Zhang?"

Tang Shuang glared, and stared Tangtanger, who had started to smile, back at the good baby.

"Children should care about what children should care about. Don't be small but think about adult things. Are you not tired of worrying so much? You are so young, can you bear it? Are you not afraid of explosions?"

ah?Will it explode if you think too much? ?Is it that scary?
Candy: "Xiao Shuang, are you stupid~"

Tang Shuang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

This little piggy is not so easy to coax.

da~
Ouch~
Tangtang'er was knocked on the head, put her head in her hands, and said aggrieved and dissatisfied: "Why hit the child! I didn't do anything bad, so why beat the child?"

Tang Shuang drove away, "You called me stupid, and you said whether you should hit me or not."

Candy: "Hmph! Because you lied to me that it would explode, but it wouldn't at all! Do you think children don't know anything, hum! Damn~"

emmm~ Tang Shuang pretended not to hear, and concentrated on driving.

Candy was silent for a while, then suddenly stretched out her small hand, spread out her palm, and said naturally, "Ice cream? Give it to me!"

Tang Shuang said after a while: "You think so beautifully, where did you get the ice cream!"

Candy said loudly: "You said it, you said there is a box of ice cream in the car, and you want to treat me to eat, where is it?"

Tang Shuang: "You think too much, little classmate, think about your homework, don't just know about ice cream."

Candy: "Xiao Shuang, you are a nuisance, you don't let me care about adults' affairs, and you don't let me care about children's affairs! If you don't care about anything, I will gain weight."

Tang Shuang was surprised: "Wow, who told you this truth?"

Candy: "My sister said~"

Tang Shuang became even more curious, Tang Zhen still said this?

"Why did my sister tell you this?"

Candy: "Because, because my sister said that she didn't think about anything when she was a child, and then she was very fat. Don't learn from her, she will turn into a ball."

hahaha~
Tang Shuang burst out laughing, and the photos of Tang Zhen when she was a child couldn't help appearing in her mind, what a fat little boy.

Tang Zhen has a body that tends to get fat, even now, she doesn't dare to eat indiscriminately, and she doesn't eat any snacks.

Candy: "Are you trying to harm me? Big villain."

Tang Shuang: "What kind of talk is this? Ice cream is not the only thing that children should care about. There can be many things, such as cultivating their own hobbies..."

Candy: "Eating ice cream is something children should care about."

Tang Shuang hehe twice.

Tang Tanger suddenly opened her small schoolbag, groped inside for a while, then carefully took out a small yellow wild flower, and handed it to Tang Shuang with a smile.

"Xiaoshuang, the little flower that Tangtanger gave to you~ I picked it on the mountain. There was a butterfly sleeping on it. I picked it after she woke up and flew away. It is beautiful and fragrant."

Wow!There are flowers!
Tang Shuang quickly parked the car to the side of the road, and took Tangtanger's little flower with a face full of surprise. The petals are very small, and the fragrance is very light after smelling it~
He touched Wazi's little head, and felt that this nameless little wild flower was comparable to 99 red roses!

(End of this chapter)