Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 258
"Jingjing, Shishi, come on, bite the big bad guy!"

Tangtanger instigated the cannon fodder to go up to deal with the big devil, but the dogs only stood on the stage and did not play, because they were afraid of death.

Tang Shuang was a little unhappy, why did the big villain add a "zi", what does it mean?
The big villain still has a sense of accomplishment, the pleasure of being a big devil, but he has a "son", which feels weird, just like someone calls a puppy, and he calls it a puppy.

This pig essence is not a kind person.

Seeing that the two puppies could not be directed, Tang Tanger became even more angry. She felt that the world was big and there was no helper. When everyone said they liked her, they just talked about it. When they really wanted to fight, they refused to help.

Zhuzhujing lowered his head and saw Tang Xiaoshuang's slanting shadow, and ran up to her feet boldly. The opportunity came, and he raised his foot and stomped on Tang Xiaoshuang's head. Said to be the head of the shadow.

"Stomp on you~"

She thinks Tang Xiaoshuang is hateful, even his shadow is hateful, it's so long!Why is his shadow so long and big that it blocks her and makes her unable to see clearly.

Crack~crack~ Zhu Zhujing and Tang Shuang are fighting each other, they can't hit you, but it's okay to hit your shadow.

When Tang Shuang walked around, Zhu Zhujing chased after him, stepping on his head no matter what.

"Don't run, where are you going, let me step on you again, crush you!"

Tang Shuang: "I don't feel pain, what's the point of stepping on it?"

Candy: "Hmph! If you step on it too much, it will hurt!"

Tang Shuang: "What good will it do you if you step on me?"

Tangtanger: "Hee hee hee, be happy, Xiaoshuang don't move, let my sister step on it!"

Tang Shuang: --!

As long as you are happy, Tang Shuang thought it would be good to let this resentful little pig vent his anger.

I was a little tired after stepping on pig essence twenty times.
"Tired from stepping on it, then I'm leaving, don't pester me anymore."

Candy: "Don't go, stop~"

Tang Shuang: "If you say stop, I will stop, what a shame."

Candy leaped, stepped on Tang Shuang's head again, and said loudly: "You are not allowed to go, haha, I have stepped on your shadow, you can't go!"

Tang Shuang looked back, speechless, and really wanted to ask if you were stupid.

Tang Shuang: "I can't leave, but you can't either~ Are we going to just stand here overnight?"

Tang Tanger was shocked, what Xiaoshuang said seemed to make sense, what should I do, use your brain to think~
Tang Shuang pointed at her feet and said to Tang Shuang, "Look! I've stepped on you, you can't move, you can't move."

Tang Shuang rolled her eyes, and then saw Tangtanger stepping on his shadow all the way to his feet, and under his gaze, she lifted her little foot with a smile and kicked him~
slap~
"Ha, I just said you can't move, look, I caught you, watch me beat you to tears."

Tang Shuang couldn't help but look at the pig spirit at his feet. After the little guy kicked three times, he threatened him to beg for mercy quickly, otherwise he would be cruel.

Tang Shuang diverted her attention and said, "Tangtang, look at this camellia, it smells so good, it smells so good, I'm going to be drunk, do you want to smell it?"

Tang Shuang didn't say that Camellia was fine, but when she mentioned candy, she was ready to move.

She had been coveting these two tea trees for a long time, and in order to pick one during the day, she drenched herself like a drowned rat!
"Can you pick a big pink flower for me?"

If Tang Xiaoshuang is willing to pick a flower for her, Tangtanger will choose to forgive the villain.

Although I suffered a loss and felt very unhappy, it's not too late to settle the score tomorrow, or like last time, there will be another night attack, using a water gun to squirt Tang Xiaoshuang's belly button and fill him with water!
Tang Shuang: "Have you ever seen such a big camellia? Isn't it very beautiful and fragrant?"

Candy stood on tiptoe to look at the flowers on the tree, and nodded frantically: "It's beautiful~ beautiful, I like it so much, pick one for me and put it on my head!"

She felt that she had never seen such a beautiful flower, it was the most beautiful flower in the world, and she had to wear it on her head.

Tang Shuang laughed: "Do you want it?"

Candy: "I want it, Xiaoshuang quickly pick it~"

Tang Shuang decided to tease the child. The one who yelled at him just now was very embarrassing in front of his grandparents, okay? How can I say that my brother is also a figure who calls the wind and rain when he goes out? How can such a small person disrespect him so much? It's fine if you don't respect him, and you wiped the drool on him, and brought the footbath to wash his face, it's really too much.

Thinking of this, Tang Shuang said: "Flowers bloom from the essence of heaven and earth. They are very, very precious. It is not an easy task to pick a flower from grandma's house..."

Tang Shuang was still in Balabala, Candy was moaning angrily. If Tang Xiaoshuang hadn't asked for something, she would have hugged his leg and gnawed on it right now.

Seeing that it was almost done, Tang Shuang concluded: "Well, it's okay to pick flowers, and I can help, but I want to test you, can you understand Li Bai's poems?"

How about a poem? !

Tang Zhen has been paying attention to them all the time. Now that Tang Shuang said that she was going to take a poetry test with Tangtanger, she looked at her silly brother speechlessly. He was very enthusiastic about teasing children.

When Tangtanger hears poetry, she thinks of Sanjian's father, hey~ What she is most afraid of is reciting poems, just like chanting scriptures, she has no idea what she is reciting.

But at such a critical moment, she obviously couldn't say no, and she had to deceive Tang Xiaoshuang, so she decided to use her little wit to break through.

"I will! I'm super good! Dad taught me three hundred Tang poems~ Li Bai, um, Li Bai, Li Bai is also super good..."

Li Bai, what Li Bai, is messing around again, Tang Shuang thought, what are the three hundred Tang poems, if you can recite one, I will admire you!

"There is a very famous poem by Li Bai, it is about the moon, look up, please listen to the question."

Tangtanger immediately raised his head, looked at the moon in the sky, and said, "You come up with a question~"

Then he shouted loudly without warning: "Dad, Dad! Come quickly~ Xiaoshuang is going to give me a test, what should I do if I can't answer it yet?"

Before the problem even started, she was already seeking support from the sidelines.

"Moonlight in front of the bed, you say the next sentence."

Tangtang'er's eyes rolled around, faltering.

"Then look up at the bright moon, what's the next sentence?"

Candy: "Next sentence, is the next sentence Sen, the next sentence is... Dad, come quickly! Xiaoshuang is bullying children~"

Tang Sanjian just can't deal with the childish game of two idiots~
"You are finished, you can't answer, you still sue, you lie against your conscience, where did I bully you? If I don't explain clearly, not only will I not pick flowers for you today, but I will hang you on a tree to lose weight catty."

This is a bit scary, Tang Tanger had a brain teaser, and decided not to be caught by Tang Xiaoshuang, not only not to be caught, but also to pick flowers.

"Hold up, look up, what are you looking at, oh look at the moon, bow your head, bow your head, bow your head and hug me~"

Little Piggy couldn't answer, and he didn't have any hope of answering, his head was blank, so he could only act like a baby, and opened his hands to beg for a hug~
Tang Shuang: --!

　Thank you ysz's favorite, a pig who loves to read books, the celestial guest in the world, Xiaoyao Taoist Qiu Xiaoyao, Jianyu Fusheng X, Zhuangzi Houmiao Zhuangren and others for their rewards

　　
　
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