Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 280 Don't sleep in the middle of the night, get up to practice martial arts

"That little piggy hasn't gotten up yet?"

Early the next morning, Tang Shuang sat at the dining table after washing up, Tang Sanjian was eating breakfast alone, and Huang Xiangning was coming out of the kitchen.

Huang Xiangning: "Going out to watch a movie with you last night was so crazy, I kept refusing to sleep at night, did you hit her?"

Tang Shuang glanced at the ferocious brother Sanjian. This man didn't seem to respond at all, but Tang Shuang knew that it was about his precious daughter, so he must have listened with his ears up, like a crocodile lurking under the water. Therefore, it will devour small animals on the shore as soon as it moves.

"She filed a complaint with you? Slapped her ass a few times. This child is disobedient and too skinny. I will commit the following crime."

Huang Xiangning: "I kept muttering that you treated her badly and bullied her."

Tang Shuang: "Why doesn't she talk about it when I treat her well, you little traitor."

Huang Xiangning: "Last night, I turned off the lights and went to sleep. I caught her hiding in bed and reading a book."

Tang Sanjian finally raised his head, and said gratifiedly: "Little girl is so active, be good, but you still have to sleep when it's time to sleep. Children can only grow up healthily if they have enough sleep. I'll tell her about it later."

Tang Shuang has to say something fair about Tangtanger's study: "Tangtanger has made great progress this semester, and he is very serious about his homework. He is very active in kindergarten but not skinny. He has a good reputation. Teacher Zhang has praised her in front of me more than once. she."

Huang Xiangning smiled and said, "Our candy is growing up slowly."

Tang Shuang said: "Not only Teacher Zhang, but other teachers in the kindergarten, and even the classmates who have Candy, all praised her in front of her."

Nowadays, Tang Shuang picks Tang Shuang to and from get out of class every day, so only he knows about these things, Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian don't know.

Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian were very pleased when they heard the words.

Huang Xiangning said to Tang Shuang and Tang Sanjian amusedly: "Tangtanger has made great progress, but you misunderstood about reading last night. She didn't read the popular science books we bought for her."

Tang Shuang's heart skipped a beat, as if she had thought of something.

Tang Sanjian asked: "Then what book does she read?"

Huang Xiangning still wants to laugh when he thinks about it now, and said, "I read a book about cooking."

Tang Sanjian said in surprise: "The cooking book? Why did she read the cooking book? Can she understand it?"

Huang Xiangning smiled and said to Tang Shuang, "Does Xiaoshuang know?"

Sure enough, it was exactly what he thought, this little girl was not reconciled to being spanked by him last night, she seemed to want revenge.

But at this time, he will not admit that he gave Candy the cooking book: "I don't know, what's wrong?"

Huang Xiangning: "I really don't know?"

Tang Shuang asked knowingly, "Oh, I really don't know, what's the matter? Why does Tangtanger read cooking books?"

Huang Xiangning stared at Tang Shuang, saw his open eyes, thought he had misunderstood, and said: "The cooking book is about knife skills, Tangtanger said it is a martial arts cheat book, you have to learn the above moves, and then Beat you and spank your ass."

Tang Shuang: --!

I knew it was, I knew that little piggy too well.

But Tang Shuang wanted to act, so she pretended to be surprised and said, "No, why is she so stupid? A cooking book can be regarded as a martial arts secret book. There are pictures on it, so you can tell it's cooking at a glance."

Huang Xiangning said: "That's what I explained to Tangtanger, but she said that these dishes can't be replaced by human beings, that would be a violation of the law."

Tang Shuang continued, "So it's a genius idea to use those radishes and lettuce instead, haha."

Tang Sanjian was speechless, and when Huang Xiangning first heard this explanation last night, he was also very speechless.

Both of them felt that the little girl of the old Tang family was too eccentric, completely different from Tang Zhen when she was a child, and little Tang Zhen was a good girl.

It was very similar to Tang Shuang in front of me.

Tang Shuang's explanation was actually explained to her by Tang Shuang. That chick is sometimes clever, sometimes stupid and easy to fool. It's really worrying.

Huang Xiangning went to Candy's room to wake the children up, they have to go to school today.

Last night she acted like a baby to Huang Xiangning, saying that she didn't want to go to school today because her butt was swollen by Tang Xiaoshuang, and the child was injured now. She missed her kindergarten classmates very much, but she couldn't walk, and she couldn't help it. She was very sad.

Huang Xiangning expressed his concern, he wanted to see the child's butt, if the injury was serious, he had to apply medicine, otherwise he would cry in pain tomorrow morning.

Tangtang'er felt guilty, and faltered and said that the little butt should not be shown to others casually, she was shy.

I'm still shy, my mother is always there when I take a bath, so I haven't seen anything.

But you can't forcefully look at a child's butt. He is five and a half years old and has his own ideas.

So Huang Xiangning said, show her the little butt, if it is really swollen, she will teach Xiaoshuang a lesson.

Alas, Tangtang'er became excited when she heard Xiaoshuang being taught a lesson. Now she really wanted to arrest Tang Xiaoshuang and tie her up in the grove.

She tilted her head and thought for a while, then took off her pants without saying a word, pointed to a certain small bag on her buttocks and said, look!This is what was beaten by Xiaoshuang.

Huang Xiangning: ——!

Just now she said she was shy and wouldn't let her see her butt, but when she heard that she had a chance to spank Xiaoshuang, she immediately took off her pants cleanly.

Between the little lady and the female man, there is only one sentence "beat Xiaoshuang".

Huang Xiangning carefully looked at Tangtang'er's little butt, and said that the small bag was bitten by a mosquito, not beaten out. If it was beaten, it would not be so big, there must be a slap mark, not a small hole.

The trousers were all taken off, and the ass was also shown, and he even said that he was not beaten, but he was beaten!The ass still hurts, and it's even more humiliating, hum!Mom is protecting Xiaoshuang!Don't like candy.

So Tang Tanger didn't want to talk to her mother anymore, she pretended to be sleepy and wanted to sleep, and soon snored. This trick was learned by Tang Shuang, and Huang Xiangning found it funny.

Thinking that his little daughter had something on his mind tonight, Huang Xiangning kissed the little person who was pretending to be sleeping, whispered a good night baby in his ear, then turned off the lights and went out.

But she kept her mind on it, and after half an hour, she sneaked into Candy's room again, only to catch the child sitting in front of the small desk, turning on the little mushroom desk lamp, and seriously watching "Must Read for Chefs!" 21 Detailed Diagrams of Knife Techniques (Selected Edition)", which made her laugh all night.

Not long after, the sleepy-eyed Candy was brought to the dining table by Huang Xiangning. The little person had just washed his face, and it was watery, white and tender, like a piece of tofu just out of the water. It seemed that if he took a breath, this little face would follow Shake, shake, shake.

Huang Xiangning served her a bowl of porridge. Because of her sleepiness, Xiao Zhuzhu's meal time was a little later than usual. At this time, she was already very hungry. Otherwise, how could Huang Xiangning wake up so readily.

She looked at Tang Shuang, but she couldn't hear what she muttered, then she picked up the small bowl and poured the porridge into her mouth!
Her favorite spoon is gone!

Little Zhuzhu half-closed his eyes. Although he washed his face, he was still sleepy. Although he was caught by his mother last night, he kept thinking about knife skills after lying on the bed. He tossed and turned on the small bed for a long time before falling asleep.

... Hey, why hasn't the delicious porridge come to my mouth yet?

Just as she was thinking this way, Tang Shuang knocked on the table and said, "Would you like to eat or play?"

Tang Tanger shook the small bowl, and said dissatisfiedly, "Why doesn't this porridge go into my mouth? What do they mean? Are you not convinced! Hmph!"

Huang Xiangning cooked the porridge too thick today, it was a bit sticky.

(End of this chapter)