Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 358 The Coquettish Little Pig
In the early morning of the next day, Huang Xiangning was always the one who waited on the little piggy who woke up. Today, he wanted to call Tang Shuang over, saying that he would allow the villainous knight to help the little princess get up.

Badass knight?

Since this is the case, is it okay to be in the cold palace?

not good!

Hurry up princess hug!Pick up the little princess from the princess bed to wear a princess dress!

Princess dress?No!

Tang Shuang didn't dare to say no, it would cause trouble.

This sentence was said by Miss Xiangning, who is in charge of basic necessities of life!

Little Piggy was very dissatisfied, and lazily protested: "The Lun family is a little princess, and the little princess must wear a princess dress."

The doll has not woken up yet, and is still immersed in the dream of a princess, it is necessary to wake her up.

So Sister Xiangning took the fleshy little pig from Tang Shuang's hand, opened the curtains, and the sun shone down, and the pig spirit instantly became energetic.

"Hehehe~ Mom, I love you so much, do you love candy?..."

Started the routine operation, the favored degree of this day depends on whether the acting like a baby is in place at this moment.

Tang Shuang's scalp was tingling and she said in private that Huang Xiangning had a lot of tenderness in her chest, and she couldn't put it down for the little pig. It was so soft and cute, and it felt so good when holding it, and it was still warm, just like holding a warm baby. .

"Mom~ Tangtang'er is a big kid, I can't let my mother hold her all the time, it will tire my mother, please let me down quickly, and my mother can rest."

What a thoughtful word, Huang Xiangning really felt that Tangtang, who was about to turn 6, had grown up and became sensible, so he put her down, and Zhu Zhujing immediately ran to Tang Shuang's feet barefoot, holding Tang Shuang's body tightly with both hands. leg.

Tang Shuang looked down and asked, "Where did this little thing come from? What do you want?"

Tangtanger raised her head and said ferociously: "Huh! Xiaoshuang, you big bastard! You have to dress the little princess, please do me a favor! The little princess still needs to brush her teeth, wash her face and have breakfast! My little belly is so hungry. .”

These words are both soft and hard.

Today, Tang Shuang was not only required to help her dress, but also to comb her hair, put on socks and shoes.

It's not over yet, Zhuzhujing came out of the room, walked and suddenly sat down on the ground, lied about wrestling, and asked for a hug.

Eating and eating, pretending to cough, asking for a loving pat.

I can't pick up the food, so I ask for help~ When I want to pick it up in her bowl, I ask for more.

The porridge said it was too hot and asked to blow it.

After eating, she lay lazy on the sofa and asked to rub her little arms and legs.

……

Tang Shuang refused: "Am I your servant?"

Tangtang'er excitedly kicked her legs on the sofa, and said in a crisp voice, "The Lun family has been exhausted all day!"

Tang Shuang: O__O “…

"It's still early in the morning!"

There are tens of thousands of excuses, it depends on whether the skin is thick or not.

Tangtanger, a child, has no face yet, it doesn’t matter whether he is thick or not, so he took it for granted: "The Lun family had a lot of dreams, alas, Tangtanger was exhausted in the dream, so tired, so tired, ouch, ouch Hurry up, Xiaoshuang."

The little panda that was originally on the sofa was pushed to the ground. Tang Shuang picked it up, threw Tangtanger on her body, and said, "Don't lie, you never dream when you sleep."

Tangtanger was told the truth, her big eyes rolled around, she began to quibble, and she went online: "Huh! Such a little request is not enough for a child, and he still says he loves me! Men are big villains! I don't like men~"

Brother Sanjian, who was reading the newspaper under the sun in the distance, heard the words and looked over, he is also a man!
As one of the big villains, Tang Shuang said in shock: "You are such a young child, how could you think that all men are big villains? Where did you learn it?"

Tangtanger: "Hehehe~ If you pinch Tangtanger's arms and legs, the Lun family will tell you~"

Tang Shuang pinches her~
I pinch, I pinch, I pinch~
Ouch, hehe, I am addicted to kneading, it feels really good, soft and fleshy, like kneading dough.

"Ouch~ Ouch~ Xiaoshuang, you want to crush my sister to death!"

Then Tang Shuang was beaten.

"I'm sorry, little sister, I didn't control the strength well, how is it going now? Is the strength okay?"

"What degree?"

"Strength, is the strength used properly? Is it light? Is it heavy?"

"Hee hee hee~ You have to pinch my little head and massage my sister like you did last time."

"Then you can't lie down, bring a small stool over, and let's sit in the sun and massage."

"Okay~"

She jumped off the sofa like flying, and went to find her little stool. She looked like she had been exhausted all day, she was in high spirits, and she was stepping on the hot wheels.

So the two came to Tang Sanjian's side, Tangtanger sat upright on the small stool, Tang Shuang gently massaged her head, and asked tentatively: "Little pig, you haven't told me who told you?" What about that sentence?"

Candy: "What did you say!"

Tang Shuang: "I said you haven't told me who said that to you."

Candy: "The previous sentence!"

Tang Shuang: "Little pig?"

Candy was extremely dissatisfied, and said loudly: "You are the little piggy! Candy is a little princess, a little fairy, a little baby, a little bunny, a little turtle, and a little fox! You call it the little pig of the Lun family, and the little pig of the Lun family." Stop calling you brother!"

Brother Sanjian, who was reading the newspaper, put down the newspaper, looked over here, Tangtanger smiled and said to him: "Dad~ Tanganger is right?"

Tang Sanjian hummed, and read the newspaper again.

He is too old to participate in such a childish topic.

Although Dad was very unenthusiastic, Little Piggy seemed to have received the imperial edict, and said triumphantly, "Look! Dad said, you are not allowed to call Candy Little Piggy anymore! Did you hear that?"

Tang Shuang followed the example of kindness, and immediately said, "Come on, little turtle, tell my lord brother, where did you learn that all men are big villains?"

Candy carefully savored the new title of "Little Turtle". It was the first time I heard it, and it was very strange. The more I smashed it, the more pleasant and cute it sounded. Can the child be renamed? How about the Lun family calling it Little Turtle? It’s not called Candy anymore.”

Tangtanger likes little turtles very much, which is influenced by her grandma and grandpa since she was a child.

He took the candy and Tang Shuang took the little turtle. Do you think he might agree?

Tang Sanjian: "No way!"

Candy asked excitedly: "Why can't I call you Little Turtle? Candy just wants to be called Little Turtle!"

Tang Sanjian: "Which kid do you see called Little Turtle? That's a curse word."

"Huh? Cursing words?" Tang Tanger turned to look at Tang Shuang, "Xiao Shuang cursed people!"

Tang Shuang quickly waved his hand: "You said it yourself, little turtle, and I just listened to you! Absolutely no curse words! Besides, little turtle is not a curse word, I think it is very cute."

Tangtanger obediently sat down on the small stool again, and said, "Hehehe, kids think it's cute too."

Tang Shuang: "Little tortoise, hurry up and tell your elder brother, did my sister say that men are big villains?"

Tangtanger was immersed in the joy of the little turtle, and she simply nodded and said: "Yes, my sister said it, and the little turtle heard it, hehe, the little turtle is smart, remember it, my sister is right , Xiaoshuang is also a man, Xiaoshuang is a big villain..."

Balabala, how bad a lot of Xiaoshuang is, and where it is bad, is nothing more than the fact that he kissed the little peacock, and from this, every time he takes the children for a walk, he always looks around at other children's children, hum!What is so good about other people's children? Where is the old Tang's children who are so cute, so obedient, so beautiful, so sensible, so smart, so edible, so hardworking, so strong and never cry...

Tang Sanjian couldn't help but looked over seriously, Tang Shuang quickly covered the little turtle's mouth, this kid has such a big mouth, a rumor maker!

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