Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 372

Tang Shuang: "You know that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky, right?"

"Hey~ Baby is so miserable, I'm so tired~ Xiaoshuang give Lun's family a massage."

Tangtanger was like a sesame glutinous rice dumpling, lying deflated on the back seat of the car. She was exhausted from the rush just now.

"Let you be embarrassed, do you know the lesson now?"

Tangtang pursed her lips and said aggrievedly: "I know, children will never compete with auntie again."

Tang Shuang hated iron and nodded her head, and said, "Aren't you a bit stupid, the sprinkler is chasing after your ass, don't you run to the side, why do you keep running, you run Have you ever been in a car?"

Candy was shocked, oops, yes, why didn't the baby think of being so smart, and smiled awkwardly: "Hohohoho~ The Lun family forgot, oops, thinking about it now, it's so exciting."

"You're still exciting! Look, you're exhausted. Fortunately, my uncle found you and stopped the car at the last moment. Otherwise, you'll be a drowned chicken, and you'll be [-] times worse than you are now."

Just now, Tangtang was about to be overtaken by the sprinkler and drenched in water. At a critical moment, the sprinkler braked.

In this way, Tang Tang's children's shoes escaped from birth~ was carried away by Tang Shuang who came to rescue him.

The little Zhuzhu, who was just in shock, finally took a photo with the driver brother. They stood in front of the pink sprinkler, each posing with scissors.

What is not to know each other without fighting, this is not to know each other without fighting.

Candy is very curious about the pink sprinkler, and she likes it very much. It’s such a big hellokity. She also has it in her princess room, but it’s not as big.

The reason why a hygienic sprinkler truck is printed with hellokity all over the body is very simple. The driver brother likes it. Both he and his daughter like it very much.

So, Tangtanger chatted with the driver brother about hellokity, Tangtanger asked, brother, do you know how old hellokity is?Do you know what kittens like to eat?Do you know where the cat's house lives? ...

Barabara asked a lot of questions, and the driver brother was dumbfounded. It seems that there is no such information, and I want to go home to learn more.

He was doomed to be disappointed, because the information was all made up by Xiao Zhuzhu himself, and Tang Shuang had also helped her make suggestions, such as where does Kitty Cat live?Guess where you live.

Haha, old Tang family.

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, hurry up and give the baby a beat, I'm so tired, my little feet are so tired, please." Little Zhuzhu bowed his hands.

Tang Shuang was dubious: "Really tired?"

"Really, really, I always don't trust my sister, if a brother doesn't trust my sister, who else can I trust!..."

The little piggy at the back was muttering, but Tang Shuang didn't hear clearly, so it probably wasn't a good thing.

"Then lie down, don't sway, lie on your stomach, put your little butt down, don't stick it out."

Tang Shuang leaned down to massage the little pig, her hands were fleshy and felt very good, soft and soft, oh, it would be very addictive, what should I do.

Tang Shuang: "I don't think you turned into a little fox, you are a glutinous rice ball goblin."

She is not a glutinous rice ball goblin, but a fart king!

Because the next second...

"Pfft~"

Little pig farts!Corny.

"Little fart! Hee hee hee~ hahaha~"

Tang Shuang tightly covered her mouth and nose, opened the car door and fled without saying a word.

The little piggy smirked, and jumped out right after him, shouting, "It stinks, it stinks, why is it so stinky, it stinks."

As if he was really about to faint, Little Pig staggered, took the opportunity to rub against Tang Shuang, and hugged his leg.

"Go away, go away, you fart king, you stink to death, do you want to poop?"

Tang Shuang flicked her leg, but she couldn't get rid of the little piggy holding her leg.

"he he he he he……"

Little Pig grinned badly, and couldn't control his laughing hole at all. It was super fun to fart.

After laughing enough, I felt that it was inappropriate for Xiaoshuang to call her the Fart King. The Lun family is a little fairy, a little princess, a little fox, and a little turtle. How could they be called the Fart King? What an ugly name.

So she salivated and said, "Don't talk about my little sister like that. My little sister didn't do it on purpose. She inhales through her nose and deflates her butt. The Lun family did nothing wrong. Xiaoshuang, don't you fart?"

Tang Shuang said helplessly: "I won't talk about this with you anymore, I'll just ask you, you asked me to massage just now, and you farted as soon as you lowered your head, didn't you do it on purpose, did you deliberately suffocate me?? To tell the truth , or blow your ass off."

Little Zhuzhu seemed to have been greatly insulted, and raised his fists angrily: "The Lun family didn't do it on purpose, the Lun family just wanted to fart, and it happened that Xiaoshuang farted when she came, don't blame the children!"

Tang Shuang was very suspicious that this little pig was acting, otherwise why did he stick his butt up just now, obviously he was ready to fart and smell him, but this guy is getting harder and harder to deal with. It looks like he has been greatly wronged.

Now is not the time to worry about this, it is almost nine o'clock, and this is the time he made an appointment with everyone to go to the Star Riding Academy.

Tang Shuang tapped Xiaozhuzhu's head: "Let go of you first, next time it happens again, see how I deal with you, get in the car!"

Little Piggy murmured, "Huh, the little baby is not afraid of you~", when he climbed into the car, he first smelled the inside to make sure there were no bad farts, then climbed in and sat down with confidence, folded his hands, and looked like he was going to class Looks like a good baby.

So deceptive.

When I came to Xingxing Kindergarten, Little Peacock and her mother had already arrived, Li Dun and his father had also arrived, and the other children hadn't arrived yet, and there were 5 minutes left before nine o'clock.

Tang Shuang pushed her yo-yo car and went straight to the runway with her friends. Tang Shuang chatted with Li Dun's father. Little Peacock's mother is Karenina, and her Chinese name is Li Na. Tang Shuang was afraid that she would be left out in the cold. I took the initiative to chat with her, and inadvertently saw a large bruise on her neck.

"I'm going to look at the children." The little peacock mother noticed Tang Shuang's gaze and forced to leave calmly. After walking away, there was an obvious movement of turning up her collar.

Tang Shuang's eyes were inexplicable, and she unconsciously thought of Little Peacock's father, a very refined man, tall, thin, and gentle.

That day, the little peacock's father came to the kindergarten to pick up the little peacock from school, and had a chat with Tang Shuang, who seemed very friendly, but Tang Shuang remembered the little peacock's eyes at that time, timidly, wanting to please him but very Scared.

Tangtanger meets the little boy in black again. In fact, Little Piggy no longer remembers the appearance of this little boy, but his little devil clothes are too conspicuous to forget.

They met on the runway. The little boy in black swiped past Li Dun first, and then sprinted past Little Peacock and Tangtanger one after the other. Then he looked sideways at Tangtanger and left a sentence of contempt "Stupid!"

Hey, it's the little boy!

Candy was scolded as a fool, she was very good, babbling and catching up, and finally caught up at the finish line.

She took a quick look around, but she didn't find Mohawk, so she felt relieved.

"Heh heh heh... I beat you~ my brother beat your father~ heh heh~"

The little piggy danced in front of the little boy in black, muttering about Sunflower Acupuncture Hand, Shanshan Zhemei Hand, Shanshan Taiyang Palm, loneliness, stab you with nine swords...

It's all Tang Shuang's trick!
This is a show of force!

You say irritating is not irritating!
(End of this chapter)