Literary life with cute baby
Chapter 476 Mine is cleaner than yours!
Chapter 476 Mine is cleaner than yours! (24 adds more rewards to Deng Sangtian)
Tangtanger was sitting on a small stool, wearing big glasses, and Barabara was fighting with the other kids, not losing the wind at all.Seeing that the situation was out of control, the young lady hurriedly stopped the topic from going any further, otherwise there would be no play.
But Tangtanger has lost interest here, thinking these little dolls are too naive, she snorted, stood up and said that she was going to explore, that is, to play with other things.This experience hall is too big. It is said that there are nearly a hundred kinds of occupations in total. Candy can play here, so she has to hurry up.
10 minutes later, the villain was cleaning the toilet in a hurry! ! !
That's right, flushing the toilet!
This is the hotel experience center. Candy is wearing a yellow apron. She has taken off her work card and big glasses. She is cleaning the toilet with a brush in her hand. There are four children with her. In a row, everyone brushed their buttocks vigorously. They were competing to see who could brush quickly and cleanly.
The toilet is for decoration, it is smaller than the normal one, and it is used to clean the children. It is usually very clean, and only sprinkle some watercolors in it when needed, just to trouble the little waiters in the hotel.
Tang Shuang was amazed that the villain still had such a hobby, and said to Huang Xiangning: "Our kid has awakened a new skill, which I didn't realize before, and he likes to clean the toilet. Contract it to her, give her some rewards, and sway her enthusiasm."
Huang Xiangning was also speechless, speechless to the little girl of the old Tang's family, this little guy was poking out his little butt, his little head was almost stuck into the toilet, it can be seen that her level of devotion was completely carried away, and at this moment, she was one with the toilet.
Tangtanger stuck her head out of the toilet, looked left and right, the children were still fighting, but she had already finished, hehehe, quickly raised her little hand and jumped up: "Miss sister, miss sister, my toilet After brushing, I am the first!!"
Before the little sister made a sound, the other children were already alarmed, how could it be so fast!They are all five or six-year-old children. Why are you so good and capable? Everyone expressed their disbelief and lined up to check.
The leader was a little fat man. He stretched his neck to look into Tangtanger's toilet, picked his bones, and said, "It's not clean!"
Tangtanger jumped up and said loudly with righteous indignation: "Where is it unclean?"
The little fat man wanted to point out a stain, but there was no stain in it, so he said: "My mother said that there are a lot of bacteria in the toilet, and it takes three times to clean it. Brush it twice!"
"Huh?" Candy was a little confused. To be honest, she didn't know how many times to flush the toilet, because she had never flushed the toilet at home. How could the little princess do such a thing, so she was dubious about the little fat man's words. Uncertainly asked: "Little friend, are you serious? Don't lie, or my sister will pull your ears."
The little fat man in front of me is taller and fatter than Tangtanger, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a little brother, but now she is Tangtanger's younger brother, and she calls herself a big sister.
Little Fatty: "You are not my sister!"
Candy: "The Lun family cleans the toilet faster than you. She is your older sister, called older sister."
Little Fatty: "I won't bark!"
"Be good." Tang Tanger patted the little fat man on the shoulder, and said in the tone that Tang Shuang often spoke to her.
The two argued for a while, and the little fat man said he couldn't handle Tangy, so he turned around and left: "I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to clean the toilet."
The little fat man left, and there were three other children queuing up to check her toilet. Tang Tanger rolled her eyes and said, "He's going to clean the toilet. If you don't go, you will fall behind~"
This he was referring to the little fat man who just left.
Sure enough, as soon as Tangtang'er finished speaking, the other children scattered and buried themselves in the toilet again. She resolved the crisis so easily.
After everyone finished cleaning the toilet, the five children stood in a row, waiting for the little sister to announce the final result, but everyone knew that the little girl with long hair was No.1 because she was much faster than everyone else.
This long-haired little girl is Candy. At this moment, the villain has a bright smile on her face. She looks happier than getting a little red flower in kindergarten, and this happiness quickly turned into embarrassment. Looking at the little fat man, he laughed. .
The little fat man didn't look at her, but he was really not convinced. He raised his little hand and said, "Although kid No. 1 brushes faster than me, it's not as clean as mine."
Tangtanger puffed up her little face, and at this moment, the little fat man was completely transformed into a little villain in her eyes. She said to the little villain without any concession: "The brushing of Lun's house is faster and cleaner! It is cleaner than yours! You, a child, will Talking nonsense."
The little fat man said, "Mine is cleaner than yours!"
Candy: "Mine is cleaner than yours!"
……
The two started a meaningless argument again, only repeating these two sentences, but could not produce evidence.
Tangtang'er curled her lips, thinking that this little fat man was far worse than Xiao Guizi. Although both of them were fat, Xiao Guizi was much more mature than him, and this one in front of him was so immature, he didn't have the awareness of being a child at all!
She completely forgot that Xiaoshuang said countless times that she didn't have the awareness of being a child.
Tangtanger didn't want to waste time with such a naive child. She still had a lot of places to play, so she released her big move and said, "I dare to drink the water in the toilet, do you dare?"
Tsk tsk tsk, everyone was shocked, this, this is simply an indiscriminate attack that kills a thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred.
The little fat man was dumbfounded, and stared blankly at Candy, what a formidable opponent, but he will not give in, and said loudly: "I dare to drink too!"
Tangtang'er pointed to the toilet with her little hand and said, "Then you go and drink."
The little fat man bent down immediately, took a handful of water in the toilet with both hands, and drank it with his head down.
Hey—Tangtanger and the other children looked at him with disgust.
After finishing the drink, the little fat man proudly turned back to Candy and said, "Look! I drank it, do you dare to drink it? Don't you dare~" Then, the smile on his face quickly disappeared, and he collapsed, because ——
Tangtanger seemed to smell the stench, covered his nose and said in a muffled voice, "It stinks~"
The other children followed suit, covering their noses and saying in a muffled voice, "It stinks~Drinking toilet water~It's disgusting~"
Disliked by everyone, the little fat man said aggrievedly: "You guys, why are you like this?"
A child said: "Drinking the water in the toilet, it's so disgusting, it's a place for pooping, ah~"
As he said, holding his little head in his hands, he went crazy~ It seemed that it wasn't the little fat man who drank the water in the toilet just now, but he drank it, and what was even worse, what he drank was not water, but someone else's poop.
Seeing this, Tang Tanger held his head in his hands and went crazy~ "Ah!! He eats papa~"
Seeing this, the other children held their heads and went crazy!
Seeing this, the staff quickly comforted them, it's okay, it's not poo, no poo was pulled in the toilet, and the water there is very clean and completely drinkable.
The children settled down now, but they kept a distance from the little fat man, and it was difficult to get rid of their mental cleanliness all at once.
The little fat man said to Tangtang aggrievedly: "You, you, the long-haired child, you are the one who said to drink the water in the toilet, why don't you drink it!"
Candy said confidently: "The Lun family just dared to drink it, but they didn't say they must drink it. Really, they couldn't hear the words clearly. What should I do if I have diarrhea? The Lun family are not so stupid."
(End of this chapter)
Tangtanger was sitting on a small stool, wearing big glasses, and Barabara was fighting with the other kids, not losing the wind at all.Seeing that the situation was out of control, the young lady hurriedly stopped the topic from going any further, otherwise there would be no play.
But Tangtanger has lost interest here, thinking these little dolls are too naive, she snorted, stood up and said that she was going to explore, that is, to play with other things.This experience hall is too big. It is said that there are nearly a hundred kinds of occupations in total. Candy can play here, so she has to hurry up.
10 minutes later, the villain was cleaning the toilet in a hurry! ! !
That's right, flushing the toilet!
This is the hotel experience center. Candy is wearing a yellow apron. She has taken off her work card and big glasses. She is cleaning the toilet with a brush in her hand. There are four children with her. In a row, everyone brushed their buttocks vigorously. They were competing to see who could brush quickly and cleanly.
The toilet is for decoration, it is smaller than the normal one, and it is used to clean the children. It is usually very clean, and only sprinkle some watercolors in it when needed, just to trouble the little waiters in the hotel.
Tang Shuang was amazed that the villain still had such a hobby, and said to Huang Xiangning: "Our kid has awakened a new skill, which I didn't realize before, and he likes to clean the toilet. Contract it to her, give her some rewards, and sway her enthusiasm."
Huang Xiangning was also speechless, speechless to the little girl of the old Tang's family, this little guy was poking out his little butt, his little head was almost stuck into the toilet, it can be seen that her level of devotion was completely carried away, and at this moment, she was one with the toilet.
Tangtanger stuck her head out of the toilet, looked left and right, the children were still fighting, but she had already finished, hehehe, quickly raised her little hand and jumped up: "Miss sister, miss sister, my toilet After brushing, I am the first!!"
Before the little sister made a sound, the other children were already alarmed, how could it be so fast!They are all five or six-year-old children. Why are you so good and capable? Everyone expressed their disbelief and lined up to check.
The leader was a little fat man. He stretched his neck to look into Tangtanger's toilet, picked his bones, and said, "It's not clean!"
Tangtanger jumped up and said loudly with righteous indignation: "Where is it unclean?"
The little fat man wanted to point out a stain, but there was no stain in it, so he said: "My mother said that there are a lot of bacteria in the toilet, and it takes three times to clean it. Brush it twice!"
"Huh?" Candy was a little confused. To be honest, she didn't know how many times to flush the toilet, because she had never flushed the toilet at home. How could the little princess do such a thing, so she was dubious about the little fat man's words. Uncertainly asked: "Little friend, are you serious? Don't lie, or my sister will pull your ears."
The little fat man in front of me is taller and fatter than Tangtanger, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a little brother, but now she is Tangtanger's younger brother, and she calls herself a big sister.
Little Fatty: "You are not my sister!"
Candy: "The Lun family cleans the toilet faster than you. She is your older sister, called older sister."
Little Fatty: "I won't bark!"
"Be good." Tang Tanger patted the little fat man on the shoulder, and said in the tone that Tang Shuang often spoke to her.
The two argued for a while, and the little fat man said he couldn't handle Tangy, so he turned around and left: "I won't talk to you anymore, I'm going to clean the toilet."
The little fat man left, and there were three other children queuing up to check her toilet. Tang Tanger rolled her eyes and said, "He's going to clean the toilet. If you don't go, you will fall behind~"
This he was referring to the little fat man who just left.
Sure enough, as soon as Tangtang'er finished speaking, the other children scattered and buried themselves in the toilet again. She resolved the crisis so easily.
After everyone finished cleaning the toilet, the five children stood in a row, waiting for the little sister to announce the final result, but everyone knew that the little girl with long hair was No.1 because she was much faster than everyone else.
This long-haired little girl is Candy. At this moment, the villain has a bright smile on her face. She looks happier than getting a little red flower in kindergarten, and this happiness quickly turned into embarrassment. Looking at the little fat man, he laughed. .
The little fat man didn't look at her, but he was really not convinced. He raised his little hand and said, "Although kid No. 1 brushes faster than me, it's not as clean as mine."
Tangtanger puffed up her little face, and at this moment, the little fat man was completely transformed into a little villain in her eyes. She said to the little villain without any concession: "The brushing of Lun's house is faster and cleaner! It is cleaner than yours! You, a child, will Talking nonsense."
The little fat man said, "Mine is cleaner than yours!"
Candy: "Mine is cleaner than yours!"
……
The two started a meaningless argument again, only repeating these two sentences, but could not produce evidence.
Tangtang'er curled her lips, thinking that this little fat man was far worse than Xiao Guizi. Although both of them were fat, Xiao Guizi was much more mature than him, and this one in front of him was so immature, he didn't have the awareness of being a child at all!
She completely forgot that Xiaoshuang said countless times that she didn't have the awareness of being a child.
Tangtanger didn't want to waste time with such a naive child. She still had a lot of places to play, so she released her big move and said, "I dare to drink the water in the toilet, do you dare?"
Tsk tsk tsk, everyone was shocked, this, this is simply an indiscriminate attack that kills a thousand enemies and hurts eight hundred.
The little fat man was dumbfounded, and stared blankly at Candy, what a formidable opponent, but he will not give in, and said loudly: "I dare to drink too!"
Tangtang'er pointed to the toilet with her little hand and said, "Then you go and drink."
The little fat man bent down immediately, took a handful of water in the toilet with both hands, and drank it with his head down.
Hey—Tangtanger and the other children looked at him with disgust.
After finishing the drink, the little fat man proudly turned back to Candy and said, "Look! I drank it, do you dare to drink it? Don't you dare~" Then, the smile on his face quickly disappeared, and he collapsed, because ——
Tangtanger seemed to smell the stench, covered his nose and said in a muffled voice, "It stinks~"
The other children followed suit, covering their noses and saying in a muffled voice, "It stinks~Drinking toilet water~It's disgusting~"
Disliked by everyone, the little fat man said aggrievedly: "You guys, why are you like this?"
A child said: "Drinking the water in the toilet, it's so disgusting, it's a place for pooping, ah~"
As he said, holding his little head in his hands, he went crazy~ It seemed that it wasn't the little fat man who drank the water in the toilet just now, but he drank it, and what was even worse, what he drank was not water, but someone else's poop.
Seeing this, Tang Tanger held his head in his hands and went crazy~ "Ah!! He eats papa~"
Seeing this, the other children held their heads and went crazy!
Seeing this, the staff quickly comforted them, it's okay, it's not poo, no poo was pulled in the toilet, and the water there is very clean and completely drinkable.
The children settled down now, but they kept a distance from the little fat man, and it was difficult to get rid of their mental cleanliness all at once.
The little fat man said to Tangtang aggrievedly: "You, you, the long-haired child, you are the one who said to drink the water in the toilet, why don't you drink it!"
Candy said confidently: "The Lun family just dared to drink it, but they didn't say they must drink it. Really, they couldn't hear the words clearly. What should I do if I have diarrhea? The Lun family are not so stupid."
(End of this chapter)
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