Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 538 Will You Eat The Lun Family? (22 ask for subscription)
In the end, the annoying little fairy was persuaded by Huang Xiangning to go away. Such an annoying little thing was very unconvinced. After peeing in another toilet, while Huang Xiangning was not paying attention, she came to harass Tang Shuang again. Stool, sitting at the door and talking to Tang Shuang, squatting next to Bai Jingjing.

Tang Shuang was extremely tired. While taking a bath, she had to chat with her at the same time. She was harassed by the noise, and listened to what she had to say——

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, will you eat the Lun family when you grow up?"

"Xiaoshuang, Xiaoshuang, you really don't know how to eat the Lun family? Didn't you say that I am a little thing? Do you just want to eat me, this little thing?"

"Xiao Shuang, you big villain! I don't want to play with you anymore, you will eat the Lun family!!"

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Suddenly, the door opened, and Tang Shuang stood at the door with wet hair, staring at the little thing sitting at the door, Balabala, with an unkind expression.

Tangtanger was talking with her head half down, but when she heard the door opening, she immediately raised her head to look, and said in a panic: "Hehehehe~...you, what are you doing? Why are you so fierce? Ah~ run away , Xiaoshuang really wants to eat the Lun family!"

The villain kicked over the little stool he was sitting on just now, and then ran away with Bai Jingjing, yelling loudly that Xiaoshuang was going to eat her, until he rushed into the kitchen, hid behind Huang Xiangning, took a breath, and shot With a small chest, he said that he finally saved his life.

Huang Xiangning was funny and helpless to comfort the villain, it's okay, don't scare yourself, my brother won't eat you.

"Oh, it's so scary, mom, you didn't see it, Xiaoshuang looks so fierce, she really wants to bite me."

Tangtang'er scratched her ears, feeling a little itchy, and suddenly saw Xiaoshuang appearing at the kitchen door, she exclaimed in surprise, and hid at Huang Xiangning's feet: "Xiaoshuang is chasing you here!! Xiaoshuang, what do you want?"

"What do I want to do? I still want to ask what do you want to do? Have you been stimulated by something? Why do I want to bite you? Mom, what's the matter with this silly boy, taking a bath makes me dizzy .”

"Gee... big villain!" Tang Tanger made a face at him, calling him a silly kid, have you ever seen such a smart silly kid!
Huang Xiangning gently pushed the little man away from her feet, and followed her so that she couldn't do anything: "Don't be afraid, it's not that scary to ask my brother to tell you the story of the praying mantis."

"Mom, do you want to abandon the little fairy? No~ I'm your child." Tang Tanger hid at Huang Xiangning's feet and refused to leave.

Huang Xiangning sighed, and said helplessly to Tang Shuang: "Just now she saw Sheriff Black Cat, today we are talking about the Mantis case..."

Candy interrupted: "The mantis girl ate the mantis boy! Wow! It's so scary!!"

Tang Shuang asked suspiciously: "Why did the mantis girl eat the mantis boy? Are cartoons so bloody?"

Then the brain hole suddenly opened: "Could it be the end of the world? Zombies have appeared? People have turned into zombies, and small animals like mantises have also turned into zombies?"

Huang Xiangning gave him an angry look, what nonsense!The story of the praying mantis has scared Tangtanger away, and talking about zombies will definitely scare the little sister of the Tang family into nightmares.

"Hehe, for example, what about the Mantis case? Tell me about it."

Following Huang Xiangning's narration and Candy's interjection from time to time, Tang Shuang gradually learned that today's cartoon "Black Cat Sheriff" tells about such a case. During the battle with locusts, the mantis girl and the mantis boy fell in love at first sight. , under the witness of the small animals, a grand wedding was held, but on the second day of the wedding, the mantis boy died and was eaten. It was a dry ear, but it was later found out that it was not. The real murderer was the mantis girl, who ate the mantis mantis on the wedding night.

As for the reason-

The mantis boy said that in order for the mantis girl to give birth to more strong mantis babies, he had to do so. He also said that his grandma gave birth to his father after eating his grandfather, and his mother gave birth to him after eating his father. Now Beg the mantis girls to eat him and have their babies.

Tang Shuang: -_-||
No wonder the candy guy kept asking if he would eat her, it was so scary in the cartoon.

Huang Xiangning said: "Candy is not only asking you, but also asking me and your father."

After Tangtanger watched the cartoon, she immediately asked Huang Xiangning if she would eat her father one day. If she ate her father, when would she eat Xiaoshuang? Baby, or wait until the baby grows up to eat?Huang Xiangning and Tang Sanjian who asked were terrified.

Huang Xiangning vowed again and again that she would never eat anyone, so the little man let her go, and then asked Tang Sanjian the same question. Tang Sanjian didn't say whether he would eat or not, but explained to Candy from the physiological habits of mantises, However, Candy at that time could not listen to these theoretical things, so he only asked him if he would eat.

Do not eat!

So she ran to knock on Tang Shuang's door and asked him whether he would eat children or not. She had to evaluate the living environment of Old Tang's house, and whether the environment here was suitable for children to live in. If not, she could go find him with her bag. elder sister.

"Do you want to eat baby?" Candy asked again.

Tang Shuang said angrily: "I should ask you this question. The mantis girl eats the mantis boy. I didn't hear that the mantis boy ate the mantis girl. Now I'm worried if you will eat me! Say, you are Don’t you want to eat me? Huh??”

"No, no, hee hee~"

"Is there really no? You say no, but you are thinking about it in your heart."

"Really not!... Hee hee, you are too bitter to eat, ha."

"Okay! You must have nibbled on me while I was sleeping, right?? Otherwise, how would you know that I am bitter, to be honest!"

"No, I wouldn't do such a thing. How could the Lun family do such a thing? No, it wouldn't be me. Is it Jingjing? Jingjing, is it you?"

The innocent little Gouzi stared at the little master who was about to frame her in a daze, and was still wagging his tail as a gesture of goodwill.

Tang Shuang: "Come out, don't disturb your mother's cooking, I'll tell you about praying mantises, children have long hair but little knowledge, today I'll give you some insight."

Tangtang'er stroked her long hair, sure that this guy was talking about her, hum!The big man's big head was empty.

After walking two steps, he stopped suddenly when he was about to leave the kitchen, and asked uncertainly, "Are you sure you won't eat me? The Lun family is so delicious."

"Tsk - why am I eating you, you fart king! Don't worry, come out."

The little man rushed out quickly, raised his small fist to beat Tang Shuang, and said loudly: "The Lun family is not the king of farts, the Lun family never fart! The farts of the little fairy are delicious..."

　Thank you Xuehuase, Taiyin Guanghanzhang, and a pig who loves to read for their rewards.

　　
　
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