Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 828 Candy's Be Careful

Although there was no background music and no cooperation from her sister, the figure projected on the wall had always looked like a giant and showed no sign of shrinking, but Tangtanger didn't notice that her sister was not cooperating at all.

She is worried to death now, she has to hurry up to say her lines, hurry up to act well, stand on tiptoe when she becomes a giant, and squat like a comma when she becomes a dwarf...

Although there were no audiences and the staff went on strike, she didn't care!

Only in this way can I show that I have really worked hard and put in a lot of effort. There is hard work without credit. Xiaoshuang can't fire her!

"Get bigger! Get smaller! I want to get bigger! Get smaller! Only! No! Yes! Change! Small!..."

Suddenly, the voice of the great devil sounded!
"Don't change, stop it."

Tangtang'er didn't dare to turn her body around. When everyone couldn't see her, her eyes rolled wildly, which was frantically using her little brain to find a way.

How can I escape death? ? ?Duck Queen, hurry up and teach me a way!
At this time, the voice of the Great Demon King sounded again.

Not to her, but scarier than to her.

"Three adults, please allow me to exercise the right of director again!"

Director's rights?What rights does the director have!
snort!Ah—I thought that children's paper didn't understand!The director's right is to play the children's paper, and the children's paper is her!

Before the adults of Old Tang's family could agree or refuse, the villain standing on the sofa was too frightened to stay still. He quickly turned over from the back of the sofa and landed on the ground, yelling and sprinting to Huang Xiangning's back .

"Mom protects Tangy! Xiaoshuang wants my life!"

Tang Shuang rolled up her sleeves and walked towards Tangtanger.

Tangtang'er clasped her head in both hands and yelled, hiding behind Huang Xiangning and yelling at Tang Shuang: "My lord, you can't do this!"

"What do I look like?"

"You can't pinch my face! It's drooling!"

"Don't worry, I won't pinch your face this time, I'll spank your ass!"

"Ah—don't! The Lun family didn't do anything bad!"

"Just now I asked you to be serious and act well, but you are messing with me again!"

"Hey, I, I, the Lun family didn't do it on purpose!"

"If you do something wrong, you will be punished, whether you do it on purpose or not!"

"This unscientific!"

"You know hammer science!"

"You, you have two brushes!"

"Are you scolding me? You still dare to quibble! Look at the trick!"

"Hee, ah - don't come here!"

"Ahaha~"

Tangtang'er circled around Huang Xiangning, avoiding the big devil's pursuit, while constantly raising her voice, hoping to arouse the sympathy of the other three adults, to give a helping hand, to do a small favor, and to save the little princess' life.

"Help, save my life~ Little Shuang, the Great Demon King! I'm going to eat the Lun family—"

But no one in the old Tang family spoke except for the laughter of the Great Demon King, not even a word of help, these people.

Tangtanger was whimpering sadly, and Blingbling was running around in the living room, circling the sofa, the stairs, and the dining table, constantly running around in a snake shape.

Most of the lights in the house are turned off, and the light is dim. This is her natural protective color!
It's so hard to catch.

"Help—save my life~"

This little pig wants to jump out of the house, the world outside is the biggest for her!Once outside, it's like a piglet jumping into a mud pit, who is more willing to get out!

But the moment he ran to the door, Tang Shuang caught him.

When he was running away just now, he yelled at the big devil, but when he was caught, he immediately changed his mouth.

"Brother, brother~ Can you let my sister go? The little sister didn't do anything bad! What are you going to do? Let's talk, can't we? Mom and Dad are looking at you, sister is preparing a small water gun... can you Can't let me down, I'm so tired."

Candy was carried in the air by his clothes, his hands and feet were drooping, as if he was carrying a pig.

She stomped her hands and feet a few times, hoping that Xiaoshuang would put her down, which was very tiring on the one hand, and very disrespectful on the other.

She wanted to raise her little head to talk to Tang Shuang many times, but she was too tired after saying a few words, so she could only lower her head, look at the ground, grind her teeth bitterly, and say all kinds of good words to beg for forgiveness.

Pia~ Pia~
"Aiyo~咕咱咕~"

"Stand up!"

"Stand, it's not good to stand, my ass hurts, I want to cry~"

"Come on, I'm not hitting hard at all, stand up! If you don't want to stand up, I'll continue to carry you! You choose one."

"...Hmph, then I'll just stand."

Tang Shuang said amusedly, "You're quite sensible."

Tangtang'er covered her butt, smiled sweetly, and asked innocently: "Xiaoshuang, why do you want to be a monk? Why do you want to beat the Lun family? Are you in a bad mood and want to vent your anger on me? ? It’s okay, my sister told you to hit me, beat me up!”

Then he shouted at Huang Xiangning: "Mom, if Xiaoshuang is in a bad mood in the future, let him hit the candy. The candy is not afraid of death! Hit it!"

Awareness is really high!

Tang Zhen wanted to laugh.

"Tsk~" Tang Shuang stared at Tang Tanger unkindly and said, "You are looking for a beating."

The light was so dim, no matter how unfriendly Tang Shuang's eyes were, Tangtanger couldn't see it, so she continued to use her caution.

"That's right~ My sister just wants to make my brother happy. If my brother is in a bad mood, hit my sister. Anyway, my sister can't beat you~"

The villain was bold enough to use his hand as a gun, and fired at Tang Shuang as if self-destructive: "Bah~ hit you somersault!"

Then, without waiting for Tang Shuang's reaction, she ran towards Tang Zhen with her little butt twisting, seeking help.

Although he was prepared to self-destruct, and looked like he would not hesitate to be beaten to death, he was still terrified of death when things came to an end, and he had to struggle.

Tang Shuang endured it, and said: "Little pig, don't spread rumors. I didn't hit you because I was in a bad mood. I hit you because you messed up and messed up when you were acting. Don't confuse the public here. Let me know." Splash dirty water!"

This little pig was so cautious that he wanted to slander him!

I really underestimated this little guy.

Candy squeezed into Tang Zhen's arms, and shouted at Tang Shuang: "It's okay, Xiaoshuang, if you're not happy, just hit candy, and you'll grow up if you hit candy, it doesn't hurt at all!"

Tang Shuang sat on the sofa, faced Tangtanger, and said, "I didn't hit you because I was in a bad mood. I never hit you because of a bad mood, okay? You have to be serious when you are acting. If you are serious, I won't beat you." .”

"It doesn't matter, you beat the Lun family, the Lun family is a flat pea!"

Tangtang'er didn't care what he said at all, she said her own, and her voice was so loud that the adults and small animals in Old Tang's family could hear it.

Tang Shuang saw Brother Sanjian looking at him frequently, that's not good!Quickly said to Tangtanger: "Since you said so, please give an example. I will call you an example when I am in a bad mood!"

Tangtang'er's eyes rolled wildly, and he was frantically using his little brain.

"Say it! Can't you tell?"

Tangtanger shook his head, waved his little hand, and said generously: "Tangtanger doesn't give examples. If Tangtanger gave examples, Xiaoshuang would be beaten by father, father would beat mother, mother would beat sister, sister would You beat Jingjing, Jingjing beat Xiaowu, Xiaowu beat Spider Pig... Candy doesn't want you to be beaten. Candy wants you to be happy. Be happy, don't be in a bad mood. Beat Lun's family, feel good When it’s bad, hitting the Lun family will make you feel better.”

"Tsk~ Little man, you, since you are so enthusiastic, then I will really beat you up, and smash you into a pea."

Tang Shuang rolled up his sleeves.

Tangtang'er shrank subconsciously, she couldn't believe that Xiaoshuang would really beat her flat.

"Everyone heard it. It was this villain who asked me to hit her, not I wanted to. Close your eyes and plug your ears, because the scene will be a little cruel and bloody. It is better for lesbians to go out and look at the moon. If you are really curious, you might as well search the Internet for videos of killing pigs, it’s roughly that kind of scene, haha~”

"...Are you dry? Are you dry, Xiaoshuang?! Oops——"

　Thank you ゼ兰も, a pig who loves to read, His Majesty Tiandao Emperor Zun and others for their rewards.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)