Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 934 The two brothers and sisters of the Tang family are fighting!
The program group arranged for a few women with long hair, and asked a few dads and brothers to do each other's hair. Whoever does the best will choose the house first.

Although Tang Shuang often brushes Tang Tanger's hair, after all, the time is short, and the other guests all have wives, so they have no less experience than him.

Sure enough, at the start of the race, he fell behind, and finally ranked fourth, exceeding expectations.

The first one is Xia Dashan, this foreigner is extremely sophisticated. According to him, the family often combs his daughter's hair, and often combs his wife Wen Pinru's hair.

There is a photo of the house on the room card, but it is not easy to see the good or bad of the sketch, so in fact, it is basically based on the picture.

Miss Xiaoqiao chose Room 1. Candy chose Room 1 last time. It was a big house, so she naively thought that Room 1 was a good house.Her father reminded her that this house may not be a good one, but the little girl optimistically said that this is the house where the little princess lives.

Candy picked room 3.

After all the houses have been selected, they all go back to their respective houses.Tang Shuang led Tangtanger to find the house, and it turned out to be a wooden wine-making house!
Large wine vats filled the first floor of the wooden building.

Candy was overwhelmed with surprise, and hurriedly ran to a big wine vat, wanting to look inside, but the wine vat was sealed, and he couldn't see anything, but the villain still didn't give up, lying on the side of the wine vat like Sniffing like a little mouse, he swayed intoxicatedly, turned around, hugged Tang Shuang's leg, and muttered: "Xiao Shuang~Xiao Shuang~save my life, Candy is drunk~ It's going to be a dream."

"Are you going to get drunk after two sips?"

"I smelled it a few times, I'm drunk, the Lun family is not going to play games, the Lun family is going to sleep."

Tang Shuang picked her up unceremoniously, and then paused on the ground, immediately revived the "drunk" Candy, but the little sister was a little unhappy, she really didn't treat her like a human being!How violent!

"Aww - I ate you."

Immediately, he slammed into everything, instead of eating people, he punched him with his small fist.

Tang Shuang said with a smile: "Go, go, go back to the room, we need to find the task card."

Candy muttered and let go, probably because he pretended to be drunk and there would be sequelae. The little guy staggered and almost didn't fall, so he stabilized his figure by lying on the wine tank.

Unexpectedly, this wine tank was not sealed!The little guy almost fell into the tank, his little feet lifted off the ground, struggled a few times, and yelled for help in horror.With sharp eyes and quick hands, Tang Shuang carried her out.

"Are you okay? I told you not to move around." Tang Shuang asked with concern.

Candy was shocked, pinched her nose and said, "It stinks, Xiaoshuang, you smell it, the wine tank is not wine, it's shit, some bad guy shit in the wine tank! How can there be such a bad person in the world?" people!"

Tang Shuang: -_-||
Tang Shuang explained to Tangtanger that it wasn't shit, it was fermenting, and fermentation was a process of wine making.

Candy has learned a lot, and never thought that the fragrant wine is made of such a smelly thing, but she still wants to drink it.

Tang Shuang wanted to keep an eye on this guy, otherwise don't really let her drink.

Their room is on the second floor, a kind of wooden attic with a balcony. Outside the balcony is a plantation, full of banana trees, the sun is shining, and the lush plantain leaves stretch out into the house. It seems that it has rained not long ago. Green and dripping, shining with moist luster, full of vitality.

"Wow - we live in the forest." Tangtanger hurriedly lay on the fence to look at the banana tree outside, there were plantains on it.

She pointed to a clump of blue plantains and said to Tang Shuang, "Brother, bananas, you bastard!"

Tang Shuang thought the little guy was scolding him, so she endured it.Following the little man's gestures, he saw both the plantain and a roll of paper tied to the plantain leaf: "Huh? There are task cards here, and the program team's ability to hide things is getting worse and worse. Ha ha."

"What is it?" Tang Tang watched curiously as Tang Shuang unwrapped the task card and unfolded the scroll. "Can we get some sleep?"

"you are tired?"

"Well, I drank too much candy."

"Then let me smell if you smell of alcohol."

"Ahahaha, don't, ah, don't, Xiaoshuang, brother, please spare my life~ah - run~"

Tang Tanger ran wildly, Dalin, who was carrying the camera, hesitated for a moment, then decisively left Tang Shuang and went after Tang Tanger.

Tang Shuang's lens can be absent, but Tang Tang's lens must be available.

Not long after, Tang Tanger dawdled back under Xiaofu's persuasion and Tang Shuang's promise not to tickle her again.

According to the requirements on the task card, the two changed into white local clothes, which looked refreshing.

"Let's go to Bayeux Academy to gather."

Candy let Tang Shuang lead her downstairs, muttering that she didn't want to go to school.

Tang Shuang explained to her: "Bayeye College is not a school, but a temple."

Tangtanger was even more shocked: "You, you want the Lun family to be a monk???"

If you are a monk, you can’t eat meat or drink alcohol. What’s the point of life? Just now, there was a lot of alcohol at home. Wouldn’t it be a waste if you didn’t drink it?

The little man was led away by Tang Shuang, unable to escape, and said excitedly: "Does mom know? Did dad agree? Will my sister not be angry? Candy doesn't want to become a monk, Xiaoshuang, can you let me go?" ? If Tangtanger becomes a monk, Xiaoshuang will also become a monk. You are an elder brother, you must become a monk first..."

Tang Shuang said helplessly: "You are not a monk, how can you think so, don't get excited, we just go there for fun, and we can go home soon."

"Oh, really, why didn't you say it earlier, the Lun family said they were thirsty, the weather is really hot, Eunuch Sun laughed, he came out again..." the little man Barabala.

The camera behind him shook three times, it was Dalin who was holding back his laughter.

Tang Shuang: "Be careful what you say, don't swear! Otherwise, you will be punished for copying."

Tangtanger immediately covered her small mouth, and laughed awkwardly, thinking in her heart, hum, I learned from you for laughing, and said that Lun's family was punished for copying, why don't you copy the words first when you are too small? To be bullied acridine.

Suddenly, an angry chicken crow caught the attention of the two.

In the grass by the roadside, two roosters were fighting fiercely.

Tang Shuang and Tangtanger involuntarily stopped to watch the cockfight,

"Look! There are chickens fighting! The fighting is really fierce, are they desperate? Xiaoshuang."

"Call me brother!"

"Oh, there's a brother fighting."

(へ╬) Wipe it!Where's my 50m blood tank broadsword? ? ? ?

Dalin behind him couldn't hold back any longer and laughed out loud, but seeing Tang Shuang's face was very bad, he quickly held back, as if he was constipated.

Pia~
"Ouch~ why are you beating the Lun family?" Candy was extremely dissatisfied while clutching her little butt.

Tang Shuang said with a bad face, "What did you just say?"

Candy rolled her eyes, and said flatteringly, "Ho ho ho ~ brother, I'm sorry, it's you who call the Lun family brother, and the Lun family still thinks it's strange."

Is that still my fault?
A good man does not fight with a woman, and a good brother does not fight with a sister.

If you are not in front of the camera, you can still fight.

Tang Shuang endured it.

Dalin, who was filming, was following the two of them, and another cameraman came and put the camera on the ground, aiming at the two fighting roosters.

The two chickens have no idea that they have attracted the attention of so many people, and have been filmed, possibly on TV.

Although they don't know the importance of this moment, their ancestors may have informed them in the dark, and let them risk their lives to fight and win, showing their heroic gestures to humans all over the world.

Candy was very excited to see it, and made a soundtrack for them: "Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother, Big Brother~"

Tang Shuang smiled and said, "Little fool, this is a rooster, that's not what a rooster calls."

Candy turned a deaf ear to it, and kept beating his elder brother.

Tang Shuang didn't pay attention to it at first, she just thought that this little person was learning how to crow, but when she saw that she crowed more and more happily, and she would sneak glances at him from time to time, she immediately felt something was wrong. ~Ah Zizi~...

Not to be outdone, Tang Shuang also said, "Sister hits, sister hits, sister hits sister..."

When Candy heard it, he was discovered!But you can't be cowardly, you have to learn from these two chickens, you have to fight, you have to fight back, and the cry of "brother beats brother big" is even more joyful.

Vow to fight Xiaoshuang to the end.

The other groups of cute babies who have gathered in Bayeux Academy have been waiting for Tang Shuang and Tang Tang to come. After Cao Kai learned about the situation from the staff, he laughed and said: "Tang Shuang and Tang Tang are watching a cockfight, forgot , are rushing over now."

He thought to himself, there is a high probability that this brother-sister cockfight will become an Internet hit again.

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