Literary life with cute baby

Chapter 939 You Are So Merciful

After Tang Shuang finished eating, she rinsed her mouth with a bottle of mineral water.

Feng Chaoqun played next.

As soon as he stood at the table, a group of children surrounded him.His son swears that there are big white maggots in the wooden bowl, and Zhang Weitong and Li Yushu agree, yes, there are big white maggots in the wooden bowl.

This made Feng Chaoqun feel numb and frightened.

Maggots, while disgusting, are actually eaten as food in some places.

Thinking about it this way, Feng Chaoqun immediately lost his appetite, thinking about it!

Tang Shuang encouraged him: "Don't think about what it is, just pinch your nose and stuff it in your mouth. If you think too much, you won't be able to eat it."

Feng Chaoqun asked hesitantly, "Isn't it really a big white maggot?"

Candy came up and said solemnly: "Bingo! Xiaofeng's father, Bingo! You guessed it right, you are really amazing, why are you so swollen?"

Although Feng Chaoqun felt that children couldn't believe everything, but he could believe a little bit, and he wanted to shi even more in his heart, so he asked by chance, "Tang Tang, have you seen the big wooden bowl?"

Candy nodded without hesitation, yes, the Lun family is watching!Haha, big white maggot!
The little guy twirled the plantain leaves with a smile, and looked in with big eyes. As soon as she took a look, she backed away in fright, knocked the little butterfly stuck behind her to the ground, and rolled a gourd.

"Hey, little one from the Lun family, are you swollen? Don't cry~" Candy hurriedly went to pick up the little butterfly rolling on the lawn.

Little Butterfly pursed her mouth and wanted to cry, but after hearing Miss Tang Tang's words, she couldn't help herself from crying.

Tangtanger here is comforting the child, while Feng Chaoqun over there has been bluffed by her.

It seems that there are really scary bugs in the wooden bowl, maybe they are big white maggots, seeing how frightened Tang Tang is, he fled and knocked over the children.

Zhang Hingxing comforted: "Don't think too much, Super Group, trust the program team, they won't make something too outrageous for us to eat, otherwise we will grab the director and director to eat together."

Feng Chaoqun had no choice but to bite the bullet and cover his eyes. His son Feng Xiaofeng couldn't wait to open the wooden bowl, and saw that there were really big and long worms inside, each with its mouth open, revealing its fangs, lifelike. , like alive.

Feng Xiaofeng was so frightened that she yelled "Oh my god" and ran away.

Feng Chaoqun couldn't help it anymore, he lifted his blindfold to look, what the hell~ he couldn't help but took two steps back, startled by the big long worm in the wooden bowl.

"Director, what is this? Are you sure it's edible?"

Not only him, but the other dads on the side, especially Xia Dashan, turned green when they thought that he would also play later.

Cao Kai comforted: "Don't worry, this is a local delicacy. It is absolutely edible and tastes good. Look at our fellow villagers, they also eat this. Let's compete with peace of mind."

Feng Chaoqun said tremblingly, "I don't feel right."

Cao Kai smiled and said: "It's absolutely right, don't think about it, get ready."

"Director, what is this?"

A loli Xiaoqingyin asked.

Cao Kai lowered his head to look at the candy that came closer, the little man was holding a little butterfly in his hand.

Candy and Little Butterfly looked at the bowl of worms with the same trepidation. After they were cooked, they kept their appearance intact and lifelike. Except for the wrong color, everything else was the same as the real thing.

Candy and Little Butterfly were taken aback when they saw this terrifying look.

Judging by their expressions, they really seemed to have eaten a catty!The little mouth couldn't help opening, never expecting that this food could be eaten, the director wanted to punish them to death.

Xiaoshuang just ate cicadas and it was much better than this one. What is this thing? It looks so scary, like a caterpillar!

"Is this a caterpillar?" Candy asked, poking the big worm in the wooden bowl with her little finger.

Not only did he ask, Feng Chaoqun also looked at Cao Kai with great concern. To be honest, he didn't know what kind of bug it was.

If he doesn't understand, he dare not eat.

To die is to die in peace, knowing exactly what kind of insect's flesh he died under.

Cao Kai laughed and said, "This is a water centipede."

Tang Shuang lived in a seaside city and knew a lot about water centipedes, so she simply said: "Water centipedes are a kind of water pests that do great damage to fish fry. They usually use their jaws to hold fish fry, and then suck their body fluids..."

When Feng Chaoqun heard this, his face changed drastically, and he quickly stopped Tang Shuang from talking, otherwise he would collapse.

What kind of perverted bug is this? It actually sucks body fluids. I've heard of blood sucking, and this is the first time I've heard of sucking body fluids.

shudder.

Alas--

Tangtanger shivered, her face full of disgust, Little Butterfly also showed her face of disgust when she saw this, she pinched her nose and said, "Hey——"

Candy: "Xiaofeng's father is so pitiful, he wants to eat pests~"

The little butterfly nodded like a bug: "Kuo Lian~ eats pests, it's a frog."

"Little Comb" Li Yushu also echoed: "It's really scary. These are fried big white maggots. Eating big white maggots is eating shit."

"Little Tongzi" Zhang Weitong also came, and nodded: "We are not big birds, why are you feeding us big white maggots, I'm going to freak out. Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao, come and see, Xiaofeng's father To eat big bugs, he thinks he is a big bird."

The little girl Xia Wenqiao came to watch following the call of her little friend, hiding behind Tangtanger and looking forward, feeling terrified.

Candy said to Xiao Qiao: "Have you seen Xiao Qiao, there are so many big bugs, all of them have to be eaten by Xiaofeng's father, how can Xiaofeng's father eat them, will he get sick, will he be hospitalized, will he be sick? Will these worms live in his stomach, big worms give birth to small worms, small worms grow up to become big worms, regenerate small worms, a nest of worms in his stomach, what should I do if this is swollen, Xiaofeng, please persuade you dad."

Feng Xiaofeng has already slipped back, after listening to Tang Tang's words, he looked at the water centipede in the wooden bowl in horror, and then looked at his father, wanting to drag his father away, yelling not to eat these pests in the water, after all we Not a frog.

Feng Chaoqun wanted to die, it wasn't because he wanted to eat it, it was because the director and director forced him to eat it!

Just now he ate it all at once, but now he felt like he was being tortured, mentally tortured, it was torture, and it made him more and more breathless.

Li Guanping really wanted to say that if you are not superior, you should go and wait for me first, but when he saw this bowl of water centipede, he got goose bumps all over his body, and immediately gave up the idea of ​​being outstanding.

Presumably the other dads are also in the same situation. They want to help and become heroes, but they are not strong enough to dare to stand out. Standing out is death.

At this time, Feng Chaoqun's super strong psychological quality was reflected, and the training on the football field was not in vain.

Moreover, it is actually very impolite to show such an attitude towards the water centipede. Cao Kai has already said that this is the local delicacy of the Southwesterners.

What do people think of the delicacy in the eyes of others, but you look disgusted.

So he rectified his emotions, first drove away a group of yelling children, grabbed his son to help, put on the blindfold again, and started the game with the fellow team.

When he ate it, he was relentless, like a hungry tiger descending a mountain, eating super delicious food, stuffing it into his mouth frantically.

Athletes eat a lot and eat fast. The Daddy and Daddy team won the game again. After eating, Feng Chaoqun took a bottle of mineral water and walked aside for a while.

Next up is Xia Dashan.

Xia Dashan was lucky, what he ate was not worms, but raw mango sticks with peppers.

The little girl Xia Wenqiao was very excited, and she slapped her hands to cheer her father on.

However, her father's food was too gentle, and he was defeated, lost to the fellow team, and finally let the fellow team win back.

Seeing that there were still some candies in the wooden bowl, and they were not scary bugs, he stepped forward curiously, took one and ate it.

Cao Kai asked her with a smile: "How is it? How does it taste?"

Tangtang's complexion immediately collapsed, puffed up her cheeks, stuck out her little tongue, and fanned the wind with her little hands, it was too hot.

The little man ran to Tang Shuang's side to find water to drink.

The little girl Xia Wenqiao also pinched one out of curiosity and ate it, then stuck out her tongue hotly, her little face flushed red.

Afterwards, everyone ate crickets, grasshoppers, scorpions, and cattle...

It's really weird to eat anything.

After Xia Dashan lost, Li Guanping and Liu Yanping also lost, and Zhang Huxing won.

Cao Kai clapped his hands and said, "Okay, the blindfolded eating competition is over, the score is now 3:3, so the next game we play is very important. What is this game?"

"Stop teaching us to eat," Tang Shuang said.

"Don't eat any more, you can't eat anymore." Liu Yanping said with lingering fear.

What he ate just now was the cow saba, which is the unregurgitated stuff in the cow's stomach.I didn't know what it was when I ate it, but Cao Kai told him after I ate it.For this reason, Liu Yanping sneaked aside and vomited.

Other dads also asked the program group not to let everyone eat it anymore, they couldn't take it anymore.

Cao Kai smiled and said: "Don't worry, everyone, this time it's not about eating, but about melting ice. We have a jigsaw puzzle here, which is divided into 6 pieces and frozen in ice cubes. Dads and brothers need to solve it in the shortest possible time. Melt these ice cubes, take out the jigsaw puzzle inside, and the team that completes it first wins."

(End of this chapter)