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Chapter 494 A Textbook-Level Girl Chasing a Boy (seeking a monthly pass)
"hello!"

Open the door of the mushroom house, and Teacher Huang has arrived.

However, it was not Teacher Huang who greeted Xu Yuan, but Scarlett and Avril Lavigne.

The two rushed over, hugged frantically, and ravaged Xu Yuan a lot.

That touch can only be said to be terrifying, and it cannot be described in depth.

Xu Yuan's eyeballs rolled, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.

Yi Yang Qianxi, good job, just wait.

……

"Xu, I miss you so much." Avril Lavigne's hug was a bit too forceful.

"Mr. Huang, the theme of this episode is..." Xu Yuan pushed Avril away forcefully, pretending to talk to Teacher Huang, and temporarily left this place of right and wrong.

Teacher Huang looked at Xu Yuan who was walking over, and to be honest, he was a little jealous.

Avril Lavigne is an Omi superstar that Teacher Huang likes very much.

Xu Yuan is a little bit unaware of his blessings.

"The director said, this issue is mainly to record the life clips of you and the four superstars." Mr. Huang conveyed the director's team's thoughts.

There is no need for "Su Po Si Da", it is not the style of Mango Terrace.

Teacher Huang also recognized it very much.

This issue, it is estimated, will set off a new peak of ratings.

So, under the arrangement of the director team, Xu Yuan and Avril Lavigne shared the same room.

The program group gave Avril Lavigne sufficient time and space.

Avril Lavigne did not disappoint the expectations of the program group.

Stand up wherever you fall.

Avril Lavigne walked towards Xu Yuan with a glass of Coke.

"Xu, I want to ask you..."

Damn!

The pretentious voice made the program crew feel embarrassed. Avril "accidentally" tripped over her left foot and staggered over her right foot. The Coke in her hand spilled out directly towards Xu Yuan.

As long as the splash hits, Avril Lavigne can carry out her next arrangement.

Kindly help Xu Yuan wipe his pants.

It is said that this program will be broadcast throughout Huaguo, and it is currently the program with the highest ratings in Huaguo.At that time, everyone in China will know that I have passed that, Emma, ​​you lost!

Avril Lavigne smiled slightly.

But the next moment, her smile froze.

I saw Xu Yuan's unbelievable lower back, and survived the "Coke attack".

"Be careful where you step, don't fall." Xu Yuan looked at Avril with a smile.

When his skills are online, it is a luxury for any drop of water to touch the corner of his clothes.

Have you heard of Lingbo Weibu?
Walk among the flowers, not a single leaf will touch you, understand?
Next 10 minute.

Tea, wine, milk, and plastering water all came, all of which were avoided by Xu Yuan astutely.

In the end, the runaway Avril even poured a pot of boiling water on Xu Yuan.

Xu Yuan directly tore off the shirt on his body, turned around, took off his shirt to cover all the boiling water.

Next, Avril Lavigne had a nosebleed.

Because Xu Yuan took off his clothes.

The nine-pack abs made Avril Lavigne go to her brain, and she instantly lost her ability to think.

Don't ask why it is nine yuan, Baidu yourself.

After getting through Avril Lavigne, the next one is Meimei arranged by the program group.

There is still a lot to say about the key program group.

This program is broadcast under the title of a certain brand of instant breakfast. The program team wants Xu Yuan and Meimei to shoot a short commercial together.

This excuse is reasonable, right?
During filming, the two will feed each other breakfast intimately.

It was normal at first, but later, Meimei wanted to feed Xu Yuan with her mouth.

How can this be?

Xu Yuan forcibly refused, but Meimei was not to be outdone, just like Avril Lavigne imitated Emma, ​​Meimei planned to imitate Scarlett in forcibly adding scenes when filming commercials, and went straight to her.

But in the next second, Meimei's body went numb.

Xu Yuan poked her waist with a finger, and her upper body seemed to be out of control, numb and numb, unable to exert strength.

Acupuncture hand, KO!

Acupuncture, in fact, is not a deceptive thing, but it was a myth in the early film and television works, so that later everyone thought that acupuncture can make people unable to move and so on.

Then the goods are not in the right version, which leads everyone to think that this knowledge is fake.

But in fact, as the center of blood collection, acupoints are suddenly attacked, which will cause the blood in this area to stagnate in a short period of time, thus bringing a tingling feeling to the body.

There are also some acupoints that will experience a stress response after being hit hard, which will promote blood flow in the area in a short period of time, causing the area to become hot, hot, itchy, etc.

In a sense, the effect of acupressure in TV dramas is weakened, but it is actually the real effect of acupressure.

Of course, the acupuncture points can't be messed up.

There are many acupuncture points that are indeed fatal.

The acupuncture point that Xu Yuan tapped just now is the kind that makes Meimei's upper body numb.

Afterwards, Meimei cooperated with Xu Yuan to complete the filming.

The program team was stunned.

Meimei is so disciplined?
Good girl!

"Xu Yuan, take the radishes in the box outside and wash them, I'll use them later." Teacher Huang received the arrangement from the director's team and quietly made an OK gesture.

Xu Yuan carried a basket of radishes and Scarlett to the small river ditch outside.

It is relatively primitive here, and the washing of things is all done in the river ditch.

The water in the river is very clear, and there is no pollution from any domestic water. It is the mother river of the small village.

Xu Yuan and Scarlett were washing radishes by the river.

Scarlett looked around and realized that the opportunity had come.She picked up a puddle of clear water, poured it over her head, and murmured, "It's so hot, it's really hot."

"Oh, the water is so cool and comfortable."

That seductive voice, coupled with the constant splashing of water on himself.

Soon Scarlett's clothes were wet.

Wet body temptation!

This is simply a magnification.

Scarlett, the sexy goddess, the picture of her wet hair is enough to make anyone lose their minds.

"Yi Yang Qianxi!" Xu Yuan lowered his head and recited the name viciously.

If it weren't for this bastard, how could Scarlett and Avril come here?

Is it necessary for me to live through such torment?

How is this still "Longing for Life", this is basically "Sister's Friend", "Gorgeous Outing", "Hosting Neighbor"...

Cubs, wait!

Scarlett's temptation was really hard to resist, so Xu Yuan picked up the carrot and ran away.

Stop playing!
Scarlett fell into silence by the small river alone, doubting herself again and again.

Doesn't my body look good?
After returning, Mr. Huang started cooking.

In the program group's plan, Emma is the only one left.They hoped that Emma would gain some momentum and be able to do something eye-catching.

So far, the content filmed will definitely make the ratings explode.But when it can be better, why settle for the status quo?

"Xu, what does this place mean?" Xu Yuan went back to his room and changed his clothes. Before he went downstairs, he heard Emma from the next room ask.

Emma was in her room, holding a book alone, peaceful and distant.

"Are you watching the analysis of Taijiquan?" Xu Yuan walked over and sat beside Emma and said, "This, the white crane spreads its wings, this movement is very beautiful. Its core lies in the balance of the body. In fact, it is a martial artist who is tested and taught. Leg work."

"Of course, the lethality of this move mainly lies in the hands. This wing-like hand can be regarded as a hand knife if it is perfect."

Xu Yuan was fascinated by what he said, because not many people were willing to listen to it.

Slowly, the two talked for half an hour, then an hour in Emma's room.

Talk about door closing.

Talking about some different noises coming from the room.

There was even... Emma's gasp.

Facts have proved that reading is really useful.

(End of this chapter)