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Chapter 163 Ramen God

When Feitian Noodles was eaten by the army, there was no resistance.

You must know that when it flew out, it obviously had mobility. Since it could escape, why didn't it escape?
Bai Ge was very surprised about this at the beginning, but he didn't see a large area of ​​unknown red spots, so he didn't pay much attention to it.

At this moment, when Song Lan mentioned Feitian noodles again, she couldn't help but listen.

With a cold face, Bai Ge quietly took a cup of tea to drink. He wanted to see what the Harmony Department had lied to him.

Song Lan said with a wry smile: "Flying Noodle feeds people with its body, it is now the god of the whole universe."

"Pfft!" Bai Ge spat out a mouthful of tea.

Song Lan said seriously: "I'm serious, we have a total of [-] lovely warriors telling fairy tales to doctors during psychological treatment, claiming that Feitian noodles are gods, and calling them ramen gods. Now, they are all fanatics of ramen Believers in God always tell some weird stories."

"They even declared that the world will usher in countless disasters, because there are too few pirates... Ramen God has an old covenant with pirates, and regards pirates as a race, a clan of divinity. There are fewer and fewer pirates, all kinds of earthquakes, fires, hurricanes, and even meteorite impacts, terrorist viruses will wreak havoc everywhere, if the pirates perish on the earth, the earth will also perish."

Bai Ge: "Uh..."

Song Lan said: "There are inexplicably contained objects on the earth, and everything is always heading towards madness and absurdity. We can't turn a blind eye to the strange remarks of the soldiers who ate the flying noodles, so we have conducted in-depth research and investigation."

"Just last week, in order to protect our country's merchant ships, we dispatched two frigates to escort them. By the way, we carried out a military attack on the Mali pirates. As a result, Sichuan Province was hit by an earthquake."

Bai Ge frowned, this is really ridiculous.Pirates are bandits and murderers who plunder at sea and brutally treat the crew of passing ships, either demanding ransom or killing them outright.It's not comics, no one can recognize real pirates for any reason.

"Pirates are a race of divinity. If there are fewer and fewer, there will be more and more disasters? Hehe, this is just a ridiculous combination of two irrelevant things by Feitian Noodles." Bai Ge said.

If it is explained by the containment effect, it is very simple. A characteristic links pirates with disasters. The less the former, the more the latter.

Or after ramen becomes a god, it can designate a certain profession as its protoss at will, but he chose pirates.

Song Lan said: "Originally we would have a big blow to the pirates, but because of this we had to shelve it."

"At the same time, we have no choice but to isolate these soldiers for observation. Fortunately, although they believe in the Ramen God inexplicably, they are still loyal soldiers of the country. There is no contradiction between the two. They are still themselves, just more a belief."

"So, instead of saying that we study them, it is better to say that they follow the arrangements of the state and study themselves..."

Bai Ge understands it, no wonder the country conceals this matter from itself, not afraid of problems, it turns out that the soldiers are still very clear-headed.

So he asked, "And then?"

Song Landao: "Just yesterday, when the pandas were threatened, a soldier told our observers that he found that he could pray to the ramen god to gain the power of the gods and save the pandas."

"Because of doubts about the purpose of Ramen God, and because of your timely appearance, we refused its help. When we asked him how he knew that the panda was threatened, the soldier replied: Ramen God knows everything."

"In the next few experiments, with the sacrifice of two comrades, we summed up several characteristics of Ramen God."

Song Lan said while sending their research report on the God of Ramen.

Baige browsed quickly, firstly, the Ramen God is in the kingdom of heaven, secondly, it can bestow extraordinary powers on believers, and thirdly, it has a certain degree of omniscience.

Believers of the Ramen God can communicate with him at any time. According to the soldier's self-report, that kind of communication is a fusion of ideas, and the three views will be greatly impacted.Those who have eaten the Ramen God's body can communicate without believing in the Ramen God. That's why, after one or two communications, they believed in the "fact" that Ramen became a god.

Now, there are only five people who have eaten the Ramen God but still don't believe in the Ramen God. These five people are extremely determined soldiers in the army.

In communication, believers can get answers to almost all questions.

The Ministry of Harmony tries to gain knowledge, but unfortunately, Ramen God's answers to some scientific questions are absurd, such as: science does not exist, it is false.Another example: All the laws of nature that human beings can use are the "toys" that the Ramen God deliberately made human beings sum up in order to prevent human beings from being frightened and collapsed by the real world.

The reason why it is said to have a certain degree of omniscience is that when asked some specific questions, such as what is where, it can accurately answer.

It's a pity that you can't communicate too much. If you have more than three ideological exchanges with the Ramen God, there is a great possibility that you will directly become a lunatic, lose your mind, and become insane.The insane person utters incoherent, grammatically garbled words, and then loses the ability to speak altogether, leaving nothing but meaningless screams.

If the observer does not stop it in time, the deranged person will self-destruct and even commit suicide.All sedatives are ineffective, and all psychotherapy can only make the situation worse. Now those who have gone crazy are still on a hunger strike, living on nutrient solution and force-fed food.

Most of the four thousand soldiers have already communicated two or three times.

However, in order to allow the country to obtain a lot of vital information, many soldiers chose to sacrifice themselves. In their words: there is nothing unwilling to help the country and go to heaven.

Through this, the Ministry of Harmony obtained the detailed locations of all containment objects on Earth!And even some holdings.

He even got the location of the closest extraterrestrial life planet to the earth!

This led to a mass of military insanity, a loss of sanity that seemed irreversible.

The same insanity can also appear in people who borrow power from the ramen god.

The Ministry of Harmony conducted two experiments. In the first, the soldiers who borrowed the power gained the ability to tamper with all acceptable information of all things.

Human beings' understanding of the world comes from various perceptions and detections in various ways.Whether it is the five senses or scientific instruments, they all fall into this category.It is the ability of Ramen God to tamper with the perception results of creatures and machines to the outside world, and that soldier can also obtain this ability for a short time.

With this ability, he can control the information received by the senses of everyone around him, such as what he sees, hears, touches, etc.

It is simply the strongest illusion manipulation in history, because this kind of manipulation can deceive even machines!

It's a pity that the soldier only lasted for 3 minutes before he inevitably became insane, and it was even more serious, leading to a direct mental breakdown and brain death.

The second time, the Ministry of Harmony hoped that a certain soldier could borrow the power of gentleness, such as the ability to treat terminal illnesses.

Then the soldier really had another ability, which was a magic-like method. Inexplicably, tens of billions of joules of energy appeared in his body, and then a wave flew out from his fingers, rapidly enhancing the subject's physical strength. Immune system, according to research, under this technique, the subject has tens of billions more antibodies, and the body can fight against all bacteria and viruses known on the earth, even cancer cells!

To put it bluntly, this is the ability to enhance a person's physical resistance to an unbelievable level.

The soldier's ability lasted for ten hours, but he still inevitably suffered a mental breakdown and died.

After reading these materials, Bai Ge stared at Song Lan and said, "Do you know the location of all the contained objects?"

Song Lan smiled ashamedly and said, "I'm sorry, we were only targeting the storage items, but we didn't expect that you would be the one with the most storage items."

"Oh, then what?" Bai Ge said calmly.

Song Lan took a deep breath and said, "We have no intention of offending you. We admit that the country did originally intend to contain all kinds of contained objects scattered around the world, but now... we have changed our mind..."

"We have an agreement, don't we? This time, the country can provide you with a detailed location, rich manpower and material support, and you will lead a team to contain supernatural things in other countries."

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(End of this chapter)