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Chapter 619 [15] I don't seem to have done it, what is the anger of the gods.

Chapter 619 [15] I don't seem to have done it, what is the anger of the gods.

"Bastard Li, my mother, I have already bought your movie tickets. If you dare to put another short video to hurt us, my mother, I will be your girlfriend, a big bastard, and then I will ask you to go there eighteen times a night. , I'll crush you bastard to death, Falk!!"

"Fake Li, I have already bought your movie tickets. If you dare to play short videos to hurt us again, we will scold you to death, you bastard, and you are not allowed to hurt us. , please let it be a handsome dog quietly, and let it live with Alice Saber, Falk!!"

Seeing that the people who bought the tickets were scolding him, Li Bu was so frightened that he didn't dare to visit this movie theater unannounced. He pulled Jack away and said solemnly; The people who paid for my movie box office are so cute, let's go to a theater farther away, so don't bother these cute people."

Jack didn't think about whether Li Bu had done something outrageous, nor did he answer his words. Instead, he smiled and drove him to another cinema that was closer to here.

But after arriving at this theater, Li Bu became a little embarrassed again.

Why, because there are more and more serious people queuing up to buy tickets and recording videos scolding him in this theater than in the one just now.

Not to mention that the team was more than twice as long as that of the previous one, and even the number of people who scolded him was more than twice as many as before.

In addition to these, there is another big bright spot at the entrance of this theater, that is, there is a hill of tissues at the entrance, which is also marked with one dollar, and those who bought tickets, almost every They would buy one before entering the theater, and some even bought two or three.

Seeing this bright spot, Li Bu immediately asked Jack with a helpless expression; "Jack, you said that the sponsorship fees I received from those tissue companies are a little low, I always feel like I am at a disadvantage."

"It should be quite a lot. After all, unlike other celebrities who only accept one family, you have directly accepted a total of fifty." Speaking of Li Bu's tissue sponsor, Jack immediately felt a little speechless Wake up, other people's celebrities use things to endorse, which one is not allowed to only endorse one, and two are not allowed. This boss of his own is lucky, and he directly got sponsorship from more than 50 tissue companies.

"That's right, I got fifty of them, so I can't compare the price with others who only got one. After all, you can live in rare goods, hehehe, by the way, let's buy tickets and go to the movies." With a smile, he uncovered himself and picked up a lot of tissues After the sponsorship, Li Bu immediately took Jack to line up to buy movie tickets.

And when Li Bu and Jack were queuing up to buy tickets, a dark fat man suddenly turned around to look at Li Bu, and asked him provocatively; Fake Lee is so similar, tell me honestly, are you Fake Lee's relative or brother or something?"

Li Bu's height is only 177, and the fat black man on the opposite side is nearly 1.8 meters five.

Li Bu's weight is about 150 kilograms, while the weight of the fat black man opposite is estimated to be about 150 kilograms.

Therefore, at this time, Li Bu looked like a primary school student in front of high school students in front of Fatty Hei. Li Bu looked like a primary school student, and Fatty Hei looked like a high school student.

However, although the height and weight are not as tall as the opponent's, Li Bu didn't feel the slightest bit of fear. He just looked at the black fat man lightly and said, "Hey, brother, don't do this, don't make us feel uncomfortable. , OK!!"

"Fake Li, you are Fake Li, right, you bastard, you bastard, you bitch, what the hell are you making of short videos, do you know that you made me cry miserably!!
I warned you not to post videos in your third video, but you even sent me the fourth and fifth videos, you look down on me, right? Seeing that Li Bu spoke, he was not aggressive like the people in the United States, but very humble, so the black fat man who thought Li Bu was easy to bully, stepped forward and started shouting against Li Bu.

Seeing the black fat man bumping into him, Jack pulled up his sleeves and was about to fight, but was held back by Li Bu.

After holding Jack back, Li Bu looked at the fat man with a flat face and said, "Hey, brother, we don't need this at all, so please don't bring unnecessary trouble to both of us, OK?"

"Fake, you bastard, Fake and Li, let's fight, come on, kid, come on! Boom!" Seeing that Li Bu was still daring to get angry with him, the black fat man thought that Li Bu was really easy to bully So, he was no longer satisfied with the black fat man who only moved his mouth, so he directly attacked Li Bu.

It's just that he clearly remembered that he just pushed Li Bu for a while, but in the end he heard a sound of... hey... huh... ha.

After that, he immediately lost consciousness, fell to the ground without knowing anything, and passed out.

What's different from the fat man is that when the people around saw Li Bu knocking down such a big fat man with one punch, they all worshiped him badly, and they all shouted Huaxia Kungfu, how powerful is Huaxia Kungfu? Yes, I ran up to take photos with Li Bu.

He was so proud that he didn't pay attention to those people's request to take a group photo or take pictures, Li Bu poked the fat man somewhere on the face, and then the fat man woke up with a frightened expression on his face.

And when he opened his eyes, he saw that Li Bu was squatting down to look at him, so the worried fat black man was so frightened that he peed his pants, and he was the one who turned around and ran away in embarrassment while leaking water. Pee your pants.

Seeing the black fat man going away, Li Bu waved his hands first, then looked at Jack and asked, "Jack, will my actions just now cause us some unnecessary trouble?"

"Sir, please send me some of the videos you just recorded, thank you."

Hearing Li Bu's words, Jack first went up to ask a man who had recorded the video, and then he shook his phone and smiled at Li Bu; "Now we don't have any trouble at all, let's go, let's go buy movie tickets Let's go to the movies."

Hearing Jack's words, Li Bu nodded first, and then he smiled and waved to the crowd around him, and then he followed Jack to buy movie tickets, popcorn and tissues and began to enter the theater, waiting for the loyal dog eight The public show has gone.

What Li Bu didn't know was that the fat black man he hit just now became a famous talk show host many years later, and his talk show was not only popular in the United States, but also in China.

And one of his most popular talk show videos in Huaxia is the video [Don't Fight Asians].

It's just that when everyone laughed and watched his video, no one knew that the talk show he made up was actually not made up, but his real experience.

A painful experience when he was beaten, knocked to the ground and pissed his pants because he was too aggressive to provoke the Chinese people when he was young.

[The writer said: If you don’t have a sense of substitution, you can go to Toutiao to search [Don’t fight with Asians] and then you can see this black fat man, a self-hacking talk show many years later. 】

(End of this chapter)

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