slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 377 Greetings (Part [-])

Seeing Cang Hai's group of people approaching, the two girls immediately cheered up and pressed their nostrils more vigorously.

"I opened this mountain, this tree... oh!"

Before he could finish speaking, a best man walked over to the girl's side, with one hand across the crook of the leg, and the other around the waist, he hugged the girl in front of him forcefully.Another best man followed and hugged a bridesmaid behind him, and now the door opened to Cang Hai.

Entering the living room on the second floor, Cang Hai stood at the east side door and knocked on the door.

"Who is it!"

asked the voices of a group of girls inside.

"Me!" Cang Hai replied.

"Who, speak up!"

"Me!" Cang Hai roared.

"What are you here for?" The girls inside continued to ask at the top of their voices.

"Come to marry a wife!" Cang Hai laughed.

"Have you brought a red envelope? If you don't have a red envelope, you won't open the door!" The girls' laughter came from the room again, and they were very happy when they mentioned the red envelope.

Without waiting for Cang Hai's answer, Gu Han opened his mouth and said loudly: "It must be brought, but if you don't open the door, how can we give red envelopes?"

The two bridesmaids who were hugged by the groomsmen have long since been put down, and they have not taken advantage of them, because Cang Hai and the wedding company have agreed at the beginning, civilized marriage, don't make the marriage messy and low-level , so the groomsmen are very well-behaved, just hugging the bridesmaid aside.

"Don't listen to their fooling around, the two of us didn't get a single red envelope at the gate!" One of the bridesmaids shouted into the room.

"Ah, there's another thing!"

"No, no, make it up now!" Gu Han said while taking out two red envelopes from the bag, and gave one to each of the two bridesmaids.

The two bridesmaids took a look at the red envelopes, and immediately said to the room: "The red envelopes are too small!"

Gu Han had no choice but to give the two bridesmaids another big red envelope, which contained four pieces of ten yuan. The two bridesmaids were still not satisfied, so Gu Han gave two more small red envelopes, and the two bridesmaids were very happy. spoke.

The girls inside asked again: "Have you given the red envelope?"

"Give it!" The two said happily.

Gu Han shouted into the room: "Open the door, there will be a red envelope, the first one to open the door will give five big red envelopes."

Gu Han thought that there must be a brave bridesmaid under the big reward, but who knew that there would be a sentence from inside: "Pass the red envelope under the door first and stuff it in!"

Cang Hai and his group had no choice but to squat down and stuff the red envelopes under the door.

The inside kept asking for it, so Canghai had to keep stuffing it in for a long time.Although seeing so many red envelopes go in, there is actually not much money.They are all five yuan, one yuan, at most ten yuan a piece, how much money can there be?

It's not that Cang Hai doesn't want to wrap big denominations, let alone can't afford it, but that's the custom here in his hometown.

About five or six minutes later, I heard a click from inside, the door was opened, and Cang Hai and a group of best men rushed in immediately.
As soon as he entered the room, Cang Hai found: My good fellow, the room is packed to the brim, there may not be less than twenty people, except for two or three boys, all of them are girls, no wonder the voices asking for red envelopes were so tidy just now.

After entering the room, Cang Hai saw a man with a red hijab sitting on the bed, just glanced at it, and a little question arose in Cang Hai's heart.

"Kneel down and read this!" A bridesmaid stuffed a piece of paper into Cang Hai's hand with a smile.

Cang Hai took a look and found out that it was a postnuptial agreement, and it was a joke version.

After accepting the agreement, Cang Hai was about to kneel down on one knee and read the paper in his hand, but when he looked up, he found that the person with the red hijab on the bed was not Shi Wei at all.

"Why did you change people? I'm not my wife!" Cang Hai smiled and pointed at the person sitting cross-legged on the bed.Taking a closer look and found that the clothes were not right, Cang Hai immediately protested.

Before Cang Hai finished speaking, the person sitting cross-legged on the bed lifted his red hijab and hugged Cang Hai.

Cang Hai didn't react all of a sudden, he was embraced by this man, opened his eyes and saw, ah!Isn't this my brother-in-law, Shi Jie?At this time, Shi Jie is disguised as a man, with lipstick on his mouth, which makes people feel happy when they see it.

Shi Jie, who hugged Cang Hai, grinned and asked, "Aren't you surprised! Are you surprised?"

"Get out of here, I'm almost disgusting to death! Let me go!" Seeing that the kid was still hugging me tightly, Cang Hai immediately laughed and said.

When Shi Jie saw it, he immediately pouted and wanted to kiss his brother-in-law Cang Hai, but Cang Hai was so disgusted: "Pull him away!"

Gu Han and Wen Yiyi fought together, and quickly pulled Shi Jie aside.

Cang Hai looked around the room, he knew that the bride must be in the room, first he looked at the curtains, and found that there was no one hiding inside, so he turned his eyes to the cabinet in the room.This is the only place in the house where people can hide.

"Daughter-in-law, come out! Don't hide in the closet," Cang Hai said with a smile towards the closet door.

Hearing what Cang Hai said, the two bridesmaids who were standing at the door immediately reached out to open the cabinet door, helped Shi Wei, who was wearing a red hijab, out of the cabinet, and returned to the bed.

A bridesmaid standing beside Cang Hai asked, "How do you know it's not the bride's?"

Cang Hai smiled proudly and said, "Be careful when you cheat! See for yourself, can this hijab look the same as the one just now? And the clothes, the clothes are the biggest flaw!"

Shi Wei must be wearing a custom-made phoenix crown, that guy is so big, what was on Shi Jie's head just now was a Coke cup with a few chopsticks inserted into it, which is too sloppy.

Hearing what Shi Wei said, the girls in the room smiled and complained to each other: I say no!
After Shi Wei sat cross-legged on the bed, everyone covered Shi Wei's skirt on the bed again.

Only then Cang Hai knelt on the bed with one knee, and stretched out his hand to remove the red hijab covering Shiwei's head.

"daughter in law!"

Just as Cang Hai yelled, he stretched out his hand to lift the red hijab, and immediately couldn't stop laughing, he just lay down on the bed and continued laughing.

Because Shi Wei was wearing a mask, she still looked like Thanos, and when she suddenly lifted her hijab and saw such a thing, couldn't Cang Hai not be happy.

"Kiss one, kiss one!" The person next to him laughed and booed.

Cang Hai suppressed a smile, and wanted to speak to Shi Wei who was wearing a mask, but he couldn't hold back every time, it was really disgusting.

Lifting off the disgusting Thanos, Cang Hai lightly tapped Shi Wei's red lips.

"Read! Read!"

Cang Hai heard that someone asked him to read the card, so he knelt down on the edge of the bed and read the card.

"After marriage, all wages are handed in, and I will cook... What the hell is this? Cook, don't let me cook, I'm in a hurry with you!..." Cang Hai said to Shi Wei.

The people next to him were already overjoyed.

After reading the 'postnuptial agreement' Cang Hai asked, "Daughter-in-law, marry me!"

At first, I thought that Shi Wei was going to do something, but who knew that Shi Wei smiled and agreed: "Okay!"

There was another burst of laughter in the room.

"Look for shoes, look for shoes!"

Cang Hai smiled when he heard this, and stretched out his hand to Wen Yiyi, who took out a pair of red shoes from his bag.

"No, no!" Everyone in the room laughed loudly and protested.

Shi Wei smiled and straightened her legs in the skirt, Cang Hai grabbed her ankles and was about to put on her shoes, but found that although there was a chain on the ankles, when she pinched them, her feet were still locked.

Seeing this, the girls in the room burst into laughter again.

"Find the key, find the key!"

Cang Hai smiled and asked the brother-in-law next to him who was dressed as a bride: "Where did you put the key?"

Shi Jie said: "How would I know!"

"Give the red envelope and smash him!"

Gu Han directly grabbed a handful of red envelopes from his bag and patted them on Shi Jie's hand.

"this point?"

Gu Han grabbed it again, and it landed on Shi Jie's hand, and then Shi Jie's eyeballs started to move randomly. The best men in the wedding company were so clever, and immediately removed a bridesmaid who was standing next to him from the crowd. Li pulled out.

"Where's the key?"

The bridesmaid smiled and said: "We have the key, but you have to complete the game to get the key!"

"what game?"

"Push-ups, let our bridesmaids sit on their backs, at least do five to pass, and the groom and best man must do it to pass!"

"Come on!" Cang Hai rolled up his sleeves: "Gu Han, you come first!"

"Why me?" Gu Han froze for a moment.

Cang Hai said: "If you have done it, everyone can pass it. If you can't do it, the rest of us did it for nothing?"

Gu Han heard that it made sense, so he took the bag containing the red envelope off his body and put it in Wen Yiyi's hand, looked at the bridesmaids, and picked the lightest looking one: "Come here!"

He lay down on the ground and waited for the bridesmaid to sit on his waist, and then he started to do it. Unfortunately, he couldn't bear it after doing one. Finally, he managed to do three, and the fourth one lay on his stomach. I can't get up from the ground.

The bridesmaid laughed for a while, and finally let the water go. With some strength in her feet, Gu Han barely finished the five.

Then came Qi Yue. Qi Yue was a healthy girl. Although she was a girl, she had a much better core than Gu Han. Although she was reluctant to pick the second-lightest bridesmaid, she finished five quickly.

There was no problem when it was the turn of the three groomsmen from the wedding company. Cang Haiwen and Wenyi got along very well.

After the game was over, the bridesmaid took out the key and asked Cang Hai to open the chain on Shi Wei's feet.

After putting on Shi Wei's shoes, Cang Hai was about to pick up Shi Wei and go downstairs when he heard the person next to him shout: "No, no, brother-in-law is here!"

Only then did Cang Hai let go of his hand and looked at Shi Jie. Shi Jie had already changed into his own clothes at this time, and it didn't make people laugh anymore.

Shi Jie laughed and said, "Brother-in-law, I have no strength!"

Cang Hai winked at Gu Han, and Gu Han immediately put a handful of red envelopes in Cang Hai's hand.

"Do you have strength now? Call brother-in-law to listen!" Cang Hai said with a smile.

"Call me brother-in-law, if you give me a red envelope, I can make you bankrupt, believe it or not?" Shi Jie said cheerfully.

Cang Hai laughed loudly and said, "Call me!"

"Brother-in-law!"

Cang Hai immediately handed Shi Jie a red envelope.

"Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!...Brother-in-law!"

Cang Hai kept handing red envelopes to Shi Jie, and Shi Jie kept shouting.

I thought it would be easy, but after 2 minutes of yelling, Shi Jie felt a little uncomfortable in his throat, but he was still very happy because he already had a bunch of red envelopes in his hand.

Really unable to cry anymore, Shi Jie stuffed his pockets full of red envelopes, and put red envelopes all over his body as long as he could fit them.

After collecting the red envelope, Shi Jie squatted on the edge of the bed and carried Shi Wei back.

Cang Hai was afraid that something might go wrong when he went downstairs, so he put a hand beside him to protect him.

When Shi Jie carried Shi Wei downstairs to the main room, Shi Wei's parents were already sitting in the main room, Shi Jie put his sister down, stood on the red carpet on the ground, and got out of bed according to the custom Shi Wei's feet must not touch the ground from the time she gets out of bed to her new home, there must be a red carpet where she falls.

Cang Hai and Shi Wei both knelt in front of Shi Zhenbang and Wang Zhenzhen, listening to Shi Zhenbang speak.

"Girl, son-in-law, may your days go hand in hand and be prosperous!" Shi Zhenbang said.

Shi Zhenbang could still hold it, but Wang Zhenzhen was already sobbing.

(End of this chapter)