slack farmer in the wasteland

Chapter 512
When I got home from work in the evening, Cang Hai started to make venison. Although it was a whole deer, Cang Hai didn’t eat much at home. There was only a big plate. Of course, he chose the best meat. Stir-fried venison, in addition to this, the deer whip also returned to Cang Hai, who threw it into a glass jar and soaked it in wine. Naturally, Cang Hai didn't drink this stuff, and kept it for when Lu Yanzhi left Bring it to him.

As for whether Lu Yanzhi drinks or not, that's not Cang Hai's concern. With the dried antler, Cang Hai just wants to tease Lu Yanzhi.

Before the meal was finished, Cang Hai saw that Meng Meng finished the rice in the bowl in a hurry, said that I had finished eating, and was about to slip away, so he opened his mouth and asked, "What are you going to do?"

The little girl said without turning her head: "I made an appointment with Xiaohu and the others to take care of the monkey at night!"

As soon as the monkey was informed, the two little boys got excited immediately, scrambling to be the first to shout, "Guy, take me, take me!"

While talking, he vigorously planed the rice in the bowl, leaving rice particles on the table and on his face.

"Slow down, slow down, Mengmeng, you take the two of them with you!"

When Cang Hai saw the vigor of the two sons, he understood that if Mengmeng didn't take them with him, one of himself and Shi Wei would have to take the two monkeys to take care of the monkeys. In the first two years since he came back, Cang Hai was still interested in going there. I learned about monkeys, but now I am not interested in catching them, only in eating them.

Mengmeng's expression of displeasure: "I don't want to take them, they walk too slowly".

"If you are too slow, you can take the ugly donkey, or you can take the bear outside the village, and you won't be allowed to carry it," Cang Hai said to Mengmeng.

After a busy day, Cang Hai just wants to take a bath, and then lie down on the deck chair outside the house, enjoying the cool breeze blowing from the mountains, who is interested in running around.

Hearing this, Mengmeng knew that no matter what, he would have to bring his two big nephews with him tonight, so he stood at the door and looked at the two brats who were fiercely planing rice with a bitter face.

Seeing that their aunt agreed, the two little fellows planed even more fiercely, eating up all the food in their small bowls, wiped their mouths one by one, and ran towards Mengmeng.

Mengmeng led them back to the house one by one, took the tools to tell the monkeys, a flashlight, a mesh pocket and a small bamboo pole, and set off with his two nephews.

When they arrived at the bottom of the village, Xiaohu and the others all looked similar to Mengmeng. A group of six or seven children started to take pictures of the cicada monkeys along the woods by the river bank.

After Cang Hai, Lu Yanzhi and the others finished their meal, Shi Wei and Wu Hui took care of the tableware. Cang Hai and Lu Yanzhi brewed a pot of tea and sat on two deck chairs under the grape arbor. Chatting while blowing the hill wind.

The work of picking melons is a little easier than planting melons, because the number of melons transported every day is fixed, so the villagers don't have to toss around until ten o'clock at night like planting melons.

So now most of the folks in the village have returned to the village, and after eating, they start to wander around the mountains, or play cards and watch mahjong.

Because Canghai's house is on the top floor, from Canghai's house, from time to time, small lights can be seen on the platform below, and four or five people or six or seven people gather around a small table. At the table, the men are shirtless, and the women are shaking fans, sitting around playing mahjong and poker.

The light attracted countless small flying insects. This is a good time for chickens and ducks to add meals. There are a group of chickens strolling leisurely under each small light. If there are small flying insects falling around, the chickens will It pecked at it like lightning. If you want to add food at this time, you have to be quick and quick. If you are not quick, its companions will not be polite.

Cang Hai was lying on a chair with his eyes closed, shaking his fan, while Lu Yanzhi stood upright, and fanned himself to appreciate the current scene of the small village.

"When I retire in the future, I will come to you to take care of me. I might die of old age in your Sijiaping village. Are you welcome?" Lu Yanzhi said to Cang Hai.

"When the time comes, let's be a companion together, let us old men open two mahjong tables together," Cang Hai said with a smile while closing his eyes.

Cang Hai has heard this saying more than once, besides Lu Yanzhi, Gu Han, Qi Yue and others have all said it.Cang Hai also believes that they will definitely come here at that time, and they have to leave the city and return to the village for nothing but the green mountains and clear water here.

"Brother Hai"

When Cang Hai heard someone calling him, he turned his head and found that Li Wan was standing behind him at some point.

"what's up?"

Li Wan copied a small stool and sat next to Cang Hai, took out a piece of paper from his pocket, and said a little embarrassedly: "Tomorrow, the people from China Television said they would interview me for a while, I wrote a manuscript, you help me Take a look."

Cang Hai reached out to take the paper and glanced at it, then handed it to Lu Yanzhi, and at the same time opened his mouth and said to Li Wan: "I can't look at this thing, he is a professional!"

Sitting on a small bench behind Lu Yanzhi's reclining chair, Da Mi, who was always ready to accept the call from the leader, was taken aback by Cang Hai's actions, and thought: You think the mayor is too inappropriate for a cadre!
Lu Yanzhi didn't take it seriously either, he liked to chat with Cang Hai, he just liked his casualness and freedom, others were usually very restrained when they were with him, in fact, he might not have any intention of flattering him in his heart, but usually There is always something to please, because Lu Yanzhi holds power in his hands and can bring them convenience, but Cang Hai definitely does not have such an idea.

It's still the same sentence, if you don't want to be strong, Cang Hai has nothing to ask for from Lu Yanzhi, so that you can get along with each other as equals.

After taking the paper, Lu Yanzhi looked at it seriously. There were not many words, that is, about three hundred words. Although Li Wan's writing was not colorful, it was better in a simple and natural language. Soil, but STV does not necessarily have to be noble in language.

Moreover, the program is not broadcast in one set, but in the agricultural channel. In this case, the language that is close to the daily life of ordinary people is actually the best.

But some places were not smooth, and what he said didn't match the idea, so Lu Yanzhi signaled the secretary to give him a pen, crossed out the inappropriate sentences, and gave Li Wan a new outline.

Handed the paper back to Li Wan's hand: "Go and organize what I wrote in your own words, there will be no problem, and don't be too wordy, even if you talk for an hour, you can cut out a maximum of 1 minute Come".

Li Wan took the paper, thanked Lu Yanzhi, and left with Xiao Pao.

Cang Hai looked at Li Wan's back and joked, "Children today are different from the older generation. The older generation pushes away when they encounter interviews. Now the young people see the cameras sticking their heads out one by one. Going forward, it seems that mixing a scene on TV is a big achievement."

Lu Yanzhi also laughed and said: "Everyone of the young people nowadays wants to be a celebrity. You haven't watched the talent show, one after another, either dancing or singing."

"That's right, but I really can't appreciate those tongue-in-cheek shows." Cang Hai also nodded.

Lu Yanzhi smiled and said, "That means you are getting old."

Cang Hai smiled. Sometimes Cang Hai felt that his mentality seemed to be old. He liked Chinese things more and more, and was not very interested in tongue-twisting that originated from black people. He always felt that he was out of shape , How handsome are these tongue-twisters who are not sitting like sitting, and in the popular saying now, GET can't reach that point.

"It sounds like you can appreciate it," Cang Hai said to Lu Yanzhi.

Lu Yanzhi said: "I really watched a few episodes. I am different from you. I am young now, with a young mind and body."

After speaking, Lu Yanzhi put on a posture and began to hum: "Look at this bowl is big and round...".

"Pfft!" Cang Hai almost went crazy with joy.

Luckily, Lu Yanzhi also knows how to say bowls are big and round and noodles are long and wide. If he can sing the whole song down, Cang Hai will definitely go to the emergency room.

"How about it?"

Cang Hai gave Lu Yanzhi a thumbs up: "If you put on the mayor's hat to participate in the competition, you will be popular, I suggest you don't be the mayor, the mayor only gets a few dollars a month, and become a singer , earn your lifetime salary after one concert!"

"Money is not the most important thing to me, and it's not the most important thing to you, that's why we can be friends," Lu Yanzhi said with a smile.

"That's right, I'm rich, you don't need a lot of money," Cang Hai said with a smile.

"You're wrong, who doesn't want to live a good life, I also want to live a shameless life like a sea view villa all day long, but I have other things to do, so I can't indulge my desires," Lu Yanzhi said.

Cang Hai said: "You are really tired from living, let me first wish you a prosperous future."

Lu Yanzhi laughed and said: "If I am Pengcheng Wanli, it will not be a good thing for a rich man like you."

"How to say?" Cang Hai was a little puzzled.

Lu Yanzhi said: "Our country is very kind to the rich now, and their lives are too comfortable. Some people make money at home and go abroad to enjoy themselves. If I have a long journey, the first thing is to collect taxes, like you Those who earn so much money in a year, at least get 50.00% in tax a year, and if you dare to evade taxes, the National Taxation Bureau and the Local Taxation Bureau will take care of you."

"You take it, anyway, I have so much money that I can't use it up, you can take it at 57 ten."

Cang Hai didn't care at all, as far as he was concerned, even if he paid half of the money, it was still enough for him to spend, and Cang Hai didn't care if he paid half or even seventy yuan in taxes.

"You don't feel bad?" Lu Yanzhi was surprised.

Cang Haidao: "One must be content! God is already attached to me, I shouldn't ask for too much, and I shouldn't expect too much, people must learn to cherish blessings, otherwise what God gives is not a blessing but a disaster ".

God gave Cang Hai a space, with which Cang Hai has his current life, not mentioning anything else but just looking at the big house in Shanghai, based on Cang Hai's own efforts, he may not be able to change it back.

Now not only have a big house, but also a modern life, a beautiful wife, lovely children, folks who are getting richer, what more can Cang Hai ask for?God has given everything that should be given, and if you ask for more, you will not know what to do, God must let others have a way to survive!
"Your thinking, alas, it's a pity. There are too few people who think like you. Too many are rich and unkind. Everyone wants to take all the money from the whole country to his house! Do you know, I heard that two days ago One with a green card was found out by the IRS.”

Cang Hai said: "What did you find out?"

"This person has a deposit of [-] million yuan in a domestic account that has not been reported to the US Internal Revenue Service. Now this person is not only facing a penalty of more than ten years, but also faces a fine of half of the entire deposit," Lu Yanzhi said.

Cang Hai laughed loudly: "Yes!"

"If you want me, I'll find out where the money came from and fine him the other half. Don't you like being an American, don't you like getting a green card? Take it!" Lu Yanzhi said with a cold face.

"It's hard work for your Peng to fly," Cang Hai said with a sigh.

Lu Yanzhi asked back: "What do you want to do without hard work?"

"Also, some people told me that you people in Sijiaping are very stupid. You can save a lot of money by doing a few operations, but you still choose to pay taxes in full. I want to ask why? The awareness of the villagers is so tall?"

"Who doesn't want more money? At first they felt distressed, but the village committee made a decision. To put it bluntly, the village is also afraid that the county will stretch out its hands. Such a clean account, even if others want to stretch out their hands, they have to weigh it. After a while...afterwards everyone got used to it," Cang Hai said.

(End of this chapter)