That's how I became famous

Chapter 541 Mushroom House Special

I did nothing!What a perfect way, but you come to hear Li Xiao pursing his lips, thinking, maybe all artists are like this. He turned his head and pretended to be shopping normally.

I came to Wangfujing at 09:30 in the morning and tossed until [-]:[-] noon before I finished taking this group of photos of the street view.

When Wu Su said it was perfect, Li Xiao was puzzled, but he was also relieved, which meant that the shooting went smoothly and it would not take too much time.

But I didn't expect, Wu Su. She can really do it!

Fortunately, it is not summer now, the sun is not too strong, and I wear a warm sweater inside the suit, which is still acceptable.

Back in his nanny's car, Li Xiao slumped on the seat weakly. In fact, he was not very tired. After all, he was still at the age of resistance. He had a young and strong body. He just stood for a long time, and even physical labor was considered not on.

"Okay, okay." Yu Cai brushed his hair back, with a smile on his mouth, and said, "This is the only job you have recently, so you don't need to pretend to me."

"Hey!" After getting a satisfactory answer, Li Xiao's appearance of a kid with kidney deficiency just now disappeared.

If someone asked him, you are so popular, you should have a lot of work, then how do you arrange your work and take into account your private life and study time?

He would answer: "If you can work, try not to work."

Back at the studio, after dinner, there was no extra rest time, Wu Su pulled Li Xiao up, took a few more photos, and then set off for Xiangshan.

Li Xiao really couldn't figure out how to make a promotional video like taking pictures of tourists.

Tossing and tossing until after six o'clock in the afternoon, after eating out together, Li Xiao didn't return home until around eight o'clock.

I saw my parents watching something around Lili, with distressed expressions on their faces.

"Lili is doing homework?" Li Xiao leaned over to look.

"Will you?" Sun Xiaoli asked.

Ask the high-achieving students of Peking University about the kindergarten. Isn’t this letting the cannon beat the mosquitoes?

Li Xiao picked up the test questions and looked at them with raised eyebrows.

The sum of three red flowers equals 60, one red flower plus two blue flowers equals 30, one blue flower minus one yellow flower equals 3, how much is the yellow flower plus the red flower multiplied by the blue flower?
"102." Li Xiao said an answer confidently, but his parents and Lili shook their heads together.

There is an answer on the back, the answer is 81, but there is no answer analysis.

What is the subject of this Nima?Li Xiao was stunned because he didn't understand how to get this question 81.

Red flowers are equal to 20, which is absolutely no problem. Blue flowers are equal to 5, and there is absolutely no problem. 2+20*5, isn’t it equal to 102?
This is related to the dignity of Peking University students. Li Xiao looked at the question carefully again and found that in the third example, one blue flower minus one yellow flower is equal to 3. There are actually two yellow flowers combined together. Okay, It is my own negligence to read the questions carefully.

The red flower is 20, the blue flower is 5, and the yellow flower is 1. Li Xiao's face is relaxed and sluggish, and his brain is down again. Now the answer is 101, how did he get 81?

"Cough." Li Xiao coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "Lili, drop out of school, this is not a kindergarten, they should be looking for people with superpowers."

"Okay, okay!" Lili looked delighted, if she hadn't been watched by her parents, she might have jumped up and kicked the textbooks on the table, and the homework books were torn to shreds.

"Don't teach your sister badly." Sun Xiaoli patted Li Xiao and said, "Keep checking to see if there are any pitfalls in the topic, maybe we missed something."

Li Haoming nodded, "Yes, yes!"

"." In order to keep his status as a top student in the eyes of his parents since he was a child, Li Xiao checked the question carefully again, and his eyes froze when he saw Qiu.

What the hell. Ask the yellow flower to add the red flower to multiply the blue flower. Here, the blue flower is actually missing one petal, and all the blue flowers on it have five petals.

1+20*4=81.

This is the right answer. But, this is too crazy, right?

Is this playing to find fault with everyone?
It is really unnecessary for kindergarten to ask such questions, and it is completely meaningless.

For the sake of his sister's happy life, Li Xiao is no longer afraid of his majestic mother, he said seriously: "Lili, you should drop out of school."

It was already noon when he woke up, probably because he knew that Li Xiao had just finished work and his parents didn't urge him to get up.

He took a toothbrush and rubbed it in his mouth twice, spit out foam, washed his face with warm water, went to the toilet, and Li Xiao went downstairs leisurely.

"Mom, let me drop out of school, my brother even let me drop out of school." Lili was pulling the helpless Sun Xiaoli.

It's not the right time to come down! Li Xiao immediately wanted to turn around and go upstairs, but his mother cast a cold glance over him, and he obediently came to sit next to Lili.

"Brother!" Hope was rekindled in Lili's eyes. Seeing that her mother was not angry, she boldly begged for almost a whole morning from time to time, but although her mother was not angry, she kept ignoring her. The brother who loves her the most, the brother who understands and cares about her best!

"Liliu!" Li Xiao glanced at his mother carefully, and received a look of "you can fix it for me, if you don't fix it, you can wait for si", he swallowed, and pampered his sister's little head , said: "Have you finished your homework? If you don't finish it, you will be criticized by the teacher when you go to school tomorrow!"

Li Haoming, who hoped it was all fake, was stunned, and suddenly burst into tears, and Li Haoming, who was dozing off, was so startled that he almost fell off the sofa.

When crying, Lili remembered a song her brother taught her.

【goodbye mom
I'm sailing tonight

don't worry about me

I have paddles of joy and wisdom.]

After crying for a while, Li Xiao, who was tired from crying, was carried back to the room by Li Xiao to sleep. When he came out, he said seriously: "Mom, do you have a parent group? You really want to join the parents to give some advice to the kindergarten. Now this For young children, doing such weird topics will not help them at all."

"Yeah." Sun Xiaoli nodded, "This is already being talked about in the group."

"It seems that this kind of topic has never been raised before. Why is the kindergarten reforming now?" Li Xiao asked.

Li Haoming shook his head and smiled, "Lili will go to elementary school after finishing this semester, and the kindergarten said to put a little pressure on them."

Shit, it's just kindergarten and we're going to do this, and we'll have to do it in the future?Li Xiao felt sorry for his younger sister and said, "If they don't make changes, then transfer Lili to another school."

"Lei Zi said the same thing." Li Haoming nodded, the book still needs to be read, but there is not only one school.

Kindergarten is to allow children to have an adaptation stage after they really go to school. For children in this period, let them go to kindergarten to make friends and learn some simple knowledge by the way, so that they can grow up happily and healthily. This kind of fault-finding problem is helpful to children It's not big, but it will make them tired of studying, which is what Lili is like now, and they make a fuss about not wanting to go to school all day long.

This is also the reason why Sun Xiaoli was just helpless and didn't get angry with Lili. She gritted her teeth and beat her hard. Maybe it would make Lili dare not have other emotions, but the influence on her secretly was too great. What I do is to have the greatest patience to communicate with Lili, so that the kindergarten will stop doing some weird homework. After all, Lili used to be just fooling around, not really resisting going to school.

At seven o'clock in the evening, Li Xiao sent Fang Bianmian to school and asked, "Call me when the evening class meeting is over."

"Okay!" Fang Bianmian took the initiative to kiss one side of Li Xiao's cheek, "Go back first, I'll just go back by myself after the class meeting."

"How can I do that?" Li Xiao said dissatisfied.

Fang Bianmian's heart soared sweetly, just as he was about to speak, he heard him say again: "Why can I only kiss this side, but I also want to kiss the other side."

Li Xiao pointed to his right cheek, looking a little angry, while Fang Bianmian was not used to him, and walked away angrily.

The opening meeting usually doesn't take too much time. Although the first meeting at the beginning of school will definitely take a little longer, but at most it will take less than an hour. Li Xiao didn't go back, just sat in the car and played a small game on his mobile phone Come.

About 10 minutes later, he took a photo and sent it to Fang Bianmian, proving that he hadn't left yet, "Wait for you where you came from."

Without replying to the message, Li Xiao curled his lips and continued to play the game.

In the classroom, Fang Bianmian, who noticed the vibration of his mobile phone, took it out and looked at it. His eyebrows and eyes could not help but be raised, and shallow pear dimples appeared, and his face was full of uncontrollable joy, sweetness and happiness.

Seeing this, the classmate next to him asked, "What are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing." Fang Bianmian's smile couldn't be hidden for a while, but the classmate didn't ask any more questions.

After a few minutes, Fang Bianmian suddenly motioned to the counselor and said, "Teacher, I'm not feeling well."

His face is rosy and his eyes are bright. Isn't this uncomfortable?The counselor was a little puzzled, but Fang Bianmian was usually a top student with excellent grades, and he even got a good grade in the debate competition last semester. He said kindly: "It's almost the same, so go back and rest first. Do you want your classmates to take you back?"

"No, thank you teacher!" Fang Bianmian had already packed his backpack, and after the teacher agreed, he picked up the backpack and walked out to the door of the classroom.

"Well, let's talk about a few more points, right away, soon, students don't need to worry." The counselor focused the students' attention on himself again.

After continuing to speak for another ten minutes, the counselor said again: "It's going to be very fast, the talk will be over soon, everyone, don't worry."

Teacher, you are quite a leader, and your classmates dare not speak out.

At this time, a male student raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I'm not feeling well."

"Where is it uncomfortable?" The counselor fell on the boy who was talking in a serious moment. Well, the No.2 player who was late last semester failed two subjects. Your eyes are brighter than a light bulb, you tell me you are not feeling well?"

"I" the boy was speechless, didn't he just need to act?

"You, you, you, you are almost finished, you just want to occupy the classmates for a few more minutes."

Boy: "."

Fang Bianmian carried the top of her backpack and saw her Porsche SUV from a distance. She looked for buildings and trees to hide her figure and walked over, walked to the side of the car, and slammed on the window, " Hello!"

"Damn it!" Li Xiao subconsciously yelled, and the phone didn't know where it went.

MD, which B is such a prank?
Looking out of the window full of anger, it was Fang Bianmian who was smiling sweetly at him, Li Xiao sighed deeply, his face full of helplessness, the anger was released.

"Are you chatting with some goblin?" The villain Fang Bianmian complained first.

"Want to know? Come up quickly and help me find my phone." Li Xiao said speechlessly. The lights in the car were always off. I don't know if he pressed the power button to lock the screen the moment he was thrown out. Less than the light of the phone.

Fang Bianmian knew he was wrong, so he hurried up to the co-pilot, turned on the interior lights and found his cell phone.

After finding the phone, Li Xiao looked at her with a serious face. He couldn't get angry, but he still wanted to criticize, "Do you know that scaring people can scare people to death?"

"Hmm." Fang Bianmian nodded, expressing that he was accepting criticism with an open mind.

But Li Xiao read out, "Try saying one more sentence?" 'meaning, just try it, it’s like this before you get married, how can you pay it off in the future?

He said angrily: "You have to apologize to me, you haven't kissed my right cheek just now."

"Hmph, greasy." Fang Bianmian kissed her with a mouth that didn't match her heart as soon as she finished speaking.

At two o'clock in the morning, some champions who stayed up all night were pleasantly surprised to find that "Longing for Days" was updated inexplicably.

A contestant who had just finished a whole season of "Longing for Days" was lying on the bed without sleep, thinking that the second season would be released soon, but couldn't fall asleep for a long time, then turned on the phone again, and was shocked to find that The program was actually updated. If he hadn't seen the title [Mushroom House Special—Sudden Surprise (Sudden Update)], he would have almost thought that he had traveled to the future and entered the mysterious fog.

In this era, the number of people who stay up late is very large. Although many people feel sorry for them after hearing that staying up late is a chronic suicide, they quickly found a way to deal with it. Instead of staying up late, they directly changed to staying up all night up.

"Longing for Days" was suddenly updated at two o'clock in the morning. At such a late time, it became a trending search within 5 minutes after the update.

"My giao! I already wanted to sleep, but my f*cking yearning has been updated!"

"Is this the program group's benefit to the party that stays up all night? I love it!"

"Wow, I thought it was some unbroadcast tidbits before, but I didn't expect Li Xiao and the others to go back to the Mushroom House during the Chinese New Year."

"Just watched it, I guess it wasn't recorded by the program group, it's not very high-definition, and it doesn't have Mr. Huang and Mr. He, but it still feels the same!"

"As soon as I saw that the show was updated, I immediately opened Weibo, and it really became a trending search!"

"It turns out that they really have a good relationship in private. During the Spring Festival, they even teamed up to go back to the Mushroom House. It's so touching!"

(End of this chapter)