That's how I became famous

Chapter 694 Longing for Fart!

Estimate the weight, the watermelon weighs about ten catties, about the size of two basketballs, oval in shape.

Li Xiao exerted a little force on her waist, abdomen and thighs, and carried it on her shoulders. Fengmei thought this scene was funny, so she took out her mobile phone and took several pictures in a row.

"This watermelon is too big, there are only five of us." He Jiong was a little worried that he couldn't finish it.

"It's okay, the rest can be made into watermelon juice or watermelon smoothie." Li Xiao patted the watermelon with a satisfied face.

After chatting, we returned to the mushroom house.

With the help of Peng Peng, Li Xiao gently put down the watermelon. Recently, for the concert, he insisted on running every day and kept exercising three times a week. His body became stronger and his strength naturally increased.

It wasn't too tiring to walk a few hundred meters with ten catties of stuff, but it was too hot, a piece of Li Xiao's white T-shirt was soaked, and he was sweating profusely.

Fengmei thoughtfully brought over paper towels. There is no air-conditioning in the kitchen. Li Xiao wiped off her sweat, and hurried back to the living room to turn on the air-conditioning for a while. When she opened the refrigerator, she wanted to put watermelon in it.

But the watermelon is too big, if you want to put it in the refrigerator, you need to cut it into pieces.

Visually inspecting the size of the refrigerator compartment, Li Xiao cleaned the kitchen knife, divided the watermelon into pieces, and stuffed them in. One of them was stuffed into the frozen layer. There was nothing else in it, and it didn’t mean anything. The watermelon was still wrapped. Plastic wrap, not afraid of getting dirty.

Then he took out a bottle of iced deluxe and drank it.

He doesn't like drinking yogurt very much, but now this is the only iced one.

But even if there are carbonated drinks now, I have to struggle a bit, the concert is not over yet.

"Does Teacher Huang need help?" Li Xiao asked deliberately.

Sure enough, Huang Lei shook his head with a smile, "No need, just eat something for lunch, I'll make some noodles, soon, you can go back and cool off."

There are no other ingredients in the Mushroom House. Maybe it needs to be spent or bartered, but things like pictures will still be provided for free.

Looking at Huang Lei who was also sweating profusely, because he was leaning against the stove and the fire was burning, his face, which was so hot that it was not white, could be seen rosy.

Li Xiao felt that he was not the kind of person who would leave his elders to work and enjoy himself.

He took out a bottle of yogurt from the refrigerator and gave it to Huang Lei, then returned to the living room, blowing on the air conditioner with a satisfied face.

Huang Lei showed a smile like watching a naughty child, added some firewood to the stove, and complained about the program group, "We got gas tanks for ourselves in the first two seasons, but you just said that you didn't count them and didn't bring them. Don’t bring what’s useful, bring what’s useless.”

He glanced at the silly and rowdy H2O family.

"Go, go, don't get in the way of your Papa Huang's cooking, you have dog food, but we don't!"

The cute little H was gently pushed away by Mr. Huang, he was already a little hot and dizzy.

The noodles were ready quickly, and they were made with scallion oil noodles. Fengmei and Peng Peng held hands and carried them back to the living room.

It was the hottest time at noon, except for Fengmei who was not too afraid of the heat and felt good, everyone else didn't want to stay outside.

Of course, there are green shades and fans under the gazebo, so it may not be too hot.

However, the air conditioner is really comfortable!

Putting noodles for everyone, Huang Lei scolded: "The program crew is getting more and more stingy. Although there were no ingredients before, there are always some vegetables and eggs in the refrigerator. This season there is nothing."

Teacher Huang's first-hand scallion oil noodles are very famous, and have been praised by many celebrities and entertainers.

This time I didn't miss it either. The scallion oil noodles are quite fragrant, but there isn't even a side dish, and it's really a bit greasy to eat.

But after all, I was hungry, and I was a little tired. Everyone, including Fengmei, carried out the "Operation CD".

After eating the noodles, Peng Peng and Feng Mei washed the dishes, and Li Xiao took out the watermelon from the freezer.

Half an hour later, it was already chilled.

After eating the watermelon, everyone was satisfied, paralyzed and rubbed their stomachs in a tacit understanding.

Air-conditioned room with watermelon, and a cool afternoon nap, absolutely perfect!

After taking a nap, after some self-cultivation, everyone is full of energy.

Li Xiao tried to go out to the yard, but the temperature difference between indoor and outdoor was too big. As soon as the door was opened, it was closed again immediately, and he sat on the sidelines and stared at the phone in a daze.

He Jiong found out and joked: "Xiaoxiao, are you waiting for a call?"

"No!"

Li Xiao shook his head: "I'm thinking, why don't we unplug the phone line, so that customers won't be able to call."

"Good idea!" Huang Lei's eyes lit up.

Just when the two were really about to start, the door of the living room opened.

I was startled, the person who came was not a guest, but Wang Zhengyu.

Wang Zhengyu obviously also took a rest, and he looked full of energy.

As in the previous two seasons, the program team built a house next to the mushroom house for employees to live in, and some of them would stay in the idle houses of the villagers.

Of course, all of this cost money. The program team has a lot of funds, and there is not even this left, so the employees can still sleep soundly.

Although I could see Wang Zhengyu every day during the Mushroom House, but when he took the initiative to walk in front of me, there must be no good things!

Wang Zhengyu greeted everyone with a smile, asking if everyone slept well and so on.

Except for Fengmei who was polite and sat up straight, everyone else said what to do, with an expression of "let the fart go".

"Everyone knows that every season of the show will have some new changes."

Wang Zhengyu was also used to it, or he was ready, and said straight to the point: "This time, the program team intends to restore the most realistic living conditions, so you need to pay a total of 800 yuan for rent and daily electricity bills."

"You fart!!!" Li Xiao sat up immediately.

The rent used to be there, but the electricity bill was a big problem. Now it is hot summer, when the air conditioner is used the most, and the electricity bill is quite a lot at the ridiculous price of the program group!

"How can there be electricity bills that are settled daily? Are you real?"

Huang Lei's eyes widened, not in surprise, but because he wanted to hit someone, and he already had the slippers in his hand.

"Because this is a mushroom house, the most authentic mushroom house, the electricity bill is paid daily."

Wang Zhengyu said confidently: "If you don't pay the electricity bill before twelve o'clock every day, then the power will be cut off!"

Fuck!How to live in this kind of weather without electricity?
Li Xiao doesn't believe that the temperature difference between day and night is so big here. It is said on the Internet that the temperature here is just high, but in fact it is not hot at all...

It might be cooler at night, but you won't be able to sleep well.

"Also, the market for renting a house outside is one deposit and three payments. Of course, you will not live for such a long time. The mushroom house is still very user-friendly, so you only need to pay half of the rent within five days, and the rest It can be completed before the recording of the program ends.”

Wang Zhengyu said with a smile, but he was already ready to escape from the living room.

He had a hunch that he might become the first director in the history of variety shows who did not dare to appear on the scene blatantly...

"How much is the electricity per kilowatt hour?" Li Xiao asked hastily.

Hurry up, hurry up!Aren't you pretty good at haggling in the morning?
Wang Zhengyu smiled and said, "It's not expensive, three yuan per unit of electricity."

pat~

The slippers flew out and hit the target and fell to the ground.

Huang Lei said angrily: "The electricity bill is only fifty or sixty cents a degree, why are you so expensive?"

"Director Wang, you are violating state regulations."

He Jiong also stared. Although he doesn't know how much electricity can be used in a day, it's too deceitful, right?

"This is cheating, I'm going to sue you!" Peng Peng waved his fist.

Hearing Teacher Huang say that one unit of electricity sold for five or six cents for three yuan, Fengmei couldn't help but click her tongue: "This, this is too expensive."

"Is this still expensive?"

Wang Zhengyu looked surprised, "You forgot, the beer that costs 20 yuan outside, we sell it for [-] yuan at Mushroom House!"

The price was negotiated last season, but this season Li Xiao and the others didn't have the resources to bargain, so naturally they returned to the original price.

I can fuck you, why are you so confident!
Wang Zhengyu, who has taken a nap and nourished his energy, is really a bit tricky. I don't know if he is nourishing his brain every day these days. Why does it feel that Yinren's IQ has increased a lot?
But they can only abide by the rules of the program, and at best they can only bargain.

Li Xiao pinched his nose and had to admit it, and said helplessly, "The normal price of electricity is [-] cents, and we pay it every day."

"Normal price?"

Wang Zhengyu said with a playful smile, "That's fine, but the rent has to be the normal price."

"Manyuan Village retains the complete style and customs of the Dai people, has a very good cultural experience, and can be regarded as a tourist attraction. This recording lasted for about a month. Although you will not be here for a few days during the period, you are still here. Lease, not counting you too much, just charge you 3000 yuan. You know, the cheapest family homestay costs two to three hundred a day, and our Mushroom House has all kinds of big-name smart smart appliances, which is very cost-effective."

Following Wang Zhengyu's analysis, everyone's expressions became more and more gloomy.

While he was speaking freely, Li Xiao had already quietly closed the door of the living room, blocking the only escape exit.

In the end, after scratching the itch, Wang Zhengyu still insisted on the price of the rent, but the electricity bill dropped to two yuan per kilowatt-hour.

"Tell me, why is Director Wang so stubborn all of a sudden?" Li Xiao asked strangely.

This is really a lot of toughness. In the past, Huang Lei would frighten the slippers with casually, and the price would be lowered.

"Because it's the third season, although the program is still very popular, it can't remain the same. The program group must make some changes appropriately and slowly, so that the program can get better and better." Veteran variety show teacher Mr. He explained in this way .

Everyone nodded when they heard it, and everyone had seen the comments of the netizens on the program and even themselves and other members.

Li Xiao has also seen it. Netizens always praise them, but sometimes they are disgusted with some guests.

The strange thing is that many people have criticized the program, such as the old and repetitive rules, the repetitive farm work done by the guests, and so on.

So the program group chose XSBN this time, which is already making changes.

This stride is quite big, and I am not small in courage.

There is no change in the point of working for money and bartering, and the program group is still the same as before.
Wang Zhengyu also changed his previous concessions, and this time his attitude was very firm, even though the price was lowered.

He also had the most coquettish look on his face, as if he had suffered a lot. When he left, he said: "I am not wrong, I am just fighting back."

Li Xiao, He Jiong and Peng Peng almost missed Huang Lei
Wang Zhengyu convinced himself in his heart that this was not cheating them, but the normal price of the mushroom house. On the contrary, in the past, he had regressed too much by accommodating, so he said this sentence confidently.

Everyone was not in the mood to worry about how cheated Wang Zhengyu was, unless it was some special programs that could not abide by the rules, similar to Mushroom House, where they needed to abide by the rules. Of course, loopholes in the rules could be exploited.

For example, I promised Wang Zhengyu not to drive into the field, because the terrain is uneven, so as not to cause safety problems, but when the time comes, don't we need to try it out to know whether it is safe or not?

This isn't breaking the rules, it's cheating at best.
I don't think so much, the top priority is to find a way to solve the rent problem first.

Wang Zhengyu gave the option of renting 3000 yuan, but they naturally did not agree, paying half of it would be 500 yuan.

Taking the price of watermelon as an example, a hundred catties of watermelon is 20 yuan, that is, a catty of watermelon is only [-] cents, so they have to pick [-] catties of watermelons within five days.
This number is scary just thinking about it!
According to Wang Zhengyu, last season, the electricity consumption of the mushroom house after the air-conditioning was about 200 kilowatt-hours per day, but this included the electricity consumption of all employees, including the air-conditioning and mechanical equipment.

Wang Zhengyu didn't go too far either. This season, the electric meter was separated and Mushroom House used it for itself. They also made a guarantee that they would never play tricks in this regard.

Then they use electricity a day, and if the living room and the two bedrooms are turned on 24 hours a day, the total sum should be around [-] degrees.

They didn't know how to turn on the air conditioner 24 hours a day before, and now the electricity bill costs more, and they don't know how to do it anymore. In fact, it should be less than [-] degrees.

Calculated at 720 degrees, the normal electricity cost is [-] cents per kilowatt-hour, and the electricity bill is about [-] yuan a month.

Now it costs two yuan per kilowatt-hour, so a month is 400 yuan.

The former plus rent totaled 720 yuan, and the latter 200 yuan.

So choosing the latter is still a small profit, but Wang Zhengyu is indeed a bit out of character.
"80 yuan per day, that is to say, just to pay the electricity bill, we need 400 catties of watermelons every day, and 2000 yuan for rent. In addition to the 200 catties of watermelons per day, we have to make up another 400 in these five days. A catty of watermelon. Living expenses are only [-] yuan, which cannot be moved, and we have to solve the problem of food. After that, there is still [-] yuan of rent, and two thousand catties of watermelon or dragon fruit are waiting for us.”

After a calculation, Li Xiao was stunned. The price was set so rigidly that he couldn't exploit any loopholes at all.
Everyone was also worried. When they came here, they thought there were flowers and green grass here, and the living environment looked much more pleasant than the previous two seasons, but now they are stupid.

The day I yearn for fart!
In "Longing for Days", there is no longing for days at all!
(End of this chapter)