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Chapter 133 Dismantling the chapter group of the stove!
Chapter 133 The program group that dismantled the stove!
"This mushroom house was rented to us by the fellow. He said that when we left, we would leave a thousand corns as a reward for renting our house."
Hearing that Teacher He and Teacher Huang both looked thoughtful.
After listening to Director Li's speech, Zhang Ye raised his hand again: "Director Li, can I keep 10?"
Hearing the question marks on Director Li's face, he finally asked with some uncertainty, "Are you bargaining with me?"
"Otherwise what do you think?"
Director Li: "..."
Seeing Li Ming's bewildered face, Mr. He and Huang Shi bent over with a smile. Zhang Ye is really capable of spoofing, and it was the right time to bring him to the program team this time.
"There doesn't seem to be such a bargain in Jianghu, right?" Seeing that Zhang Ye was actually bargaining with him, Li Ming felt depressed.
"It's not that I'm here, it will be in the future." Zhang Ye looked solemn.
Director Li: "..."
He was defeated again, this kid is definitely not good at what he can do, he is the master of eating whatever he wants, but Li Ming will soon find out that he is wrong again.
"There is no Zhang Ye who haggles like you. The price is always cut in half, for example, five hundred. How could it be cut into 10 at one time?" Seeing Zhang Ye's seriousness, Li Ming began to be persuasive.
"Director, according to what you said, how should I bargain?" Zhang Ye asked humbly.
"Have to cut in half. For example, if you say one thousand, then I can cut five hundred..." Thinking that Zhang Ye didn't understand, Li Mingyou repeated it.
"Deal!" After hearing Li Ming call out five hundred, Zhang Ye called out the deal very bluntly.
But Li Ming was completely dumbfounded when he heard Zhang Ye shout out the word "deal". How can he play like this?Was he suppressed by Zhang Ye's IQ?
I'm still teaching him how to bargain, and you've made the deal before you finish talking?
At this moment, Li Ming's face was full of black lines, and Mr. He and Huang Shi had already bent over laughing. They couldn't bear it anymore. No one thought that Zhang Ye would come here, and the first hole he dug was for the director.
Seeing this, the staff behind the director couldn't help but laughed out loud.
"Student Zhang Ye, you can't behave like this. Give me more." Although it was the price I asked for, I had to take back a little more for everything, and five hundred corns was really too little.So much so that the director felt a little begging in the end.
Li Ming probably became the first director who was defeated by a guest.
At this moment, Li Ming only has one sentence in mind: MMP. Who said that Zhang Ye is participating in a variety show for the first time?This f*cking routine is deeper than mine, and this guy led me into the ditch.
Seeing that Li Ming was really struggling, Teacher He had no choice but to say good things to the other party. In the end, Zhang Ye "magnanimously" agreed, and when he agreed to leave, he would leave 600 corn plants for the landlord.I spared the director 100 corns.
Seeing Zhang Ye's reluctance, Li Ming wanted to cry.I was bullied on my own show, and I have no place to justify it. It's really too difficult.
Seeing that the guests knew each other well, Li Ming asked as if he suddenly remembered something, "Three guests, do you have any food in your suitcases?"
Zhang Ye knew about this before recording the show, and had been clearly informed of it before.But Zhang Ye's backpack was not so clean, because in his bag now, there were still a lot of snacks given to him by that cute girl Liu Wenyun.
After being reminded by Li Ming, Zhang Ye immediately remembered it, and then looked behind him with some guilt. As a result, Li Ming keenly captured this scene.
"Mr. Zhang? You didn't bring any snacks, did you?" Li Ming suddenly felt a sense of revenge at this moment, and looked at Zhang Ye with a smile on his face.
"I do not……"
"Are you sure? If you are discovered, you will have to pay back with the double corn."
"Uh huh~" Looking at Li Ming's expression of wishing that he would not bring out the snacks, Zhang Ye wisely chose to give up and went back to the room to get his luggage.
The room is full of cameras, and there is no room for stealing food. When the time comes, you will be punished, and the big bag of snacks that Liu Jianyun gave you will be hard to hide. If you want to be punished twice The corn was fined, and the result was very sour after thinking about it.
Seeing that Zhang Ye honestly went to get some snacks from the house this time, Li Ming's eyes were full of disappointment.
Not long after, Zhang Ye brought out a large bag of snacks, but the director quickly confiscated them without incident, and then they were divided up by a group of behind-the-scenes personnel. Zhang Ye's heart was bleeding when he saw it. What a robber! Ah~
Seeing Zhang Ye's heartbroken look, Teacher Huang also came over to comfort Zhang Ye, "Ye Zi is fine, the teacher will buy it for you after recording the show."
Zhang Ye: "..."
Can this be the same?
After the farce of grabbing snacks, the show started to get back on track.After the director Li Ming finished explaining the rules, he quickly retreated behind the scenes, leaving Zhang Ye and the three of them foolishly on the wooden stage built by the program crew.
"Mr. Huang, are you hungry?" I just had a meal in the morning and kept recording the show. It's past one o'clock now, and Zhang Ye was really hungry.
"You really don't feel it, you are really a little hungry." Huang Shi nodded in agreement, then turned to look at He Ling, "Mr. He, how about you?"
"I'm hungry too."
"Then what do we eat there?" Zhang Ye glanced at the impoverished courtyard, his face full of despair.
"You are a cook, why are you still asking me?" Teacher He was not happy.
Don't you know what a clever woman can't cook without rice?Zhang Ye rolled his eyes at Teacher He's protest.
"Why don't we stew the dog?" At this time, Mr. Huang thought about the little milk dog again.
"No, no, no." When He Ling heard that Teacher Huang wanted to eat dog meat again, He Ling immediately became unhappy, and quickly guarded the puppy tightly.
"I've got to give you a name so you're part of the family, otherwise those two bad guys are always trying to eat you."
While guarding the little milk dog, Teacher He began to communicate with the dog, regardless of whether the other party could understand or not.
"By the way, let's call you Little H." So the fourth family member of Mushroom House has a name, and it's called Little H.
Huang Shi was also playing with Mr. He, and he didn't really want to eat dogs. He stood up and began to patrol the yard, "If we want to eat, we have to cook. But cooking requires a stove. The landlord's house Don't you have a stove?"
Seeing Teacher Huang raised the biggest question, Li Ming said with a smile, "Don't look for Teacher Huang, we have to dismantle the stove."
Yellowstone: "..."
Even Mr. Huang, who is as calm as Mr. Huang, is confused at this moment. The program group still plays like this?As an investor, he didn't even know there was such a thing.
Zhang Ye also looked confused when he heard the words, and shouted at Li Ming, "Old Li, thank you!"
Faced with Zhang Ye's eccentric tone, Li Ming looked shy, "Mr. Zhang, you're welcome."
Zhang Ye: "..."
To eat, one had to set up a stove, so Zhang Ye and Mr. He had no choice but to join in the process of setting up the stove.
(End of this chapter)
"This mushroom house was rented to us by the fellow. He said that when we left, we would leave a thousand corns as a reward for renting our house."
Hearing that Teacher He and Teacher Huang both looked thoughtful.
After listening to Director Li's speech, Zhang Ye raised his hand again: "Director Li, can I keep 10?"
Hearing the question marks on Director Li's face, he finally asked with some uncertainty, "Are you bargaining with me?"
"Otherwise what do you think?"
Director Li: "..."
Seeing Li Ming's bewildered face, Mr. He and Huang Shi bent over with a smile. Zhang Ye is really capable of spoofing, and it was the right time to bring him to the program team this time.
"There doesn't seem to be such a bargain in Jianghu, right?" Seeing that Zhang Ye was actually bargaining with him, Li Ming felt depressed.
"It's not that I'm here, it will be in the future." Zhang Ye looked solemn.
Director Li: "..."
He was defeated again, this kid is definitely not good at what he can do, he is the master of eating whatever he wants, but Li Ming will soon find out that he is wrong again.
"There is no Zhang Ye who haggles like you. The price is always cut in half, for example, five hundred. How could it be cut into 10 at one time?" Seeing Zhang Ye's seriousness, Li Ming began to be persuasive.
"Director, according to what you said, how should I bargain?" Zhang Ye asked humbly.
"Have to cut in half. For example, if you say one thousand, then I can cut five hundred..." Thinking that Zhang Ye didn't understand, Li Mingyou repeated it.
"Deal!" After hearing Li Ming call out five hundred, Zhang Ye called out the deal very bluntly.
But Li Ming was completely dumbfounded when he heard Zhang Ye shout out the word "deal". How can he play like this?Was he suppressed by Zhang Ye's IQ?
I'm still teaching him how to bargain, and you've made the deal before you finish talking?
At this moment, Li Ming's face was full of black lines, and Mr. He and Huang Shi had already bent over laughing. They couldn't bear it anymore. No one thought that Zhang Ye would come here, and the first hole he dug was for the director.
Seeing this, the staff behind the director couldn't help but laughed out loud.
"Student Zhang Ye, you can't behave like this. Give me more." Although it was the price I asked for, I had to take back a little more for everything, and five hundred corns was really too little.So much so that the director felt a little begging in the end.
Li Ming probably became the first director who was defeated by a guest.
At this moment, Li Ming only has one sentence in mind: MMP. Who said that Zhang Ye is participating in a variety show for the first time?This f*cking routine is deeper than mine, and this guy led me into the ditch.
Seeing that Li Ming was really struggling, Teacher He had no choice but to say good things to the other party. In the end, Zhang Ye "magnanimously" agreed, and when he agreed to leave, he would leave 600 corn plants for the landlord.I spared the director 100 corns.
Seeing Zhang Ye's reluctance, Li Ming wanted to cry.I was bullied on my own show, and I have no place to justify it. It's really too difficult.
Seeing that the guests knew each other well, Li Ming asked as if he suddenly remembered something, "Three guests, do you have any food in your suitcases?"
Zhang Ye knew about this before recording the show, and had been clearly informed of it before.But Zhang Ye's backpack was not so clean, because in his bag now, there were still a lot of snacks given to him by that cute girl Liu Wenyun.
After being reminded by Li Ming, Zhang Ye immediately remembered it, and then looked behind him with some guilt. As a result, Li Ming keenly captured this scene.
"Mr. Zhang? You didn't bring any snacks, did you?" Li Ming suddenly felt a sense of revenge at this moment, and looked at Zhang Ye with a smile on his face.
"I do not……"
"Are you sure? If you are discovered, you will have to pay back with the double corn."
"Uh huh~" Looking at Li Ming's expression of wishing that he would not bring out the snacks, Zhang Ye wisely chose to give up and went back to the room to get his luggage.
The room is full of cameras, and there is no room for stealing food. When the time comes, you will be punished, and the big bag of snacks that Liu Jianyun gave you will be hard to hide. If you want to be punished twice The corn was fined, and the result was very sour after thinking about it.
Seeing that Zhang Ye honestly went to get some snacks from the house this time, Li Ming's eyes were full of disappointment.
Not long after, Zhang Ye brought out a large bag of snacks, but the director quickly confiscated them without incident, and then they were divided up by a group of behind-the-scenes personnel. Zhang Ye's heart was bleeding when he saw it. What a robber! Ah~
Seeing Zhang Ye's heartbroken look, Teacher Huang also came over to comfort Zhang Ye, "Ye Zi is fine, the teacher will buy it for you after recording the show."
Zhang Ye: "..."
Can this be the same?
After the farce of grabbing snacks, the show started to get back on track.After the director Li Ming finished explaining the rules, he quickly retreated behind the scenes, leaving Zhang Ye and the three of them foolishly on the wooden stage built by the program crew.
"Mr. Huang, are you hungry?" I just had a meal in the morning and kept recording the show. It's past one o'clock now, and Zhang Ye was really hungry.
"You really don't feel it, you are really a little hungry." Huang Shi nodded in agreement, then turned to look at He Ling, "Mr. He, how about you?"
"I'm hungry too."
"Then what do we eat there?" Zhang Ye glanced at the impoverished courtyard, his face full of despair.
"You are a cook, why are you still asking me?" Teacher He was not happy.
Don't you know what a clever woman can't cook without rice?Zhang Ye rolled his eyes at Teacher He's protest.
"Why don't we stew the dog?" At this time, Mr. Huang thought about the little milk dog again.
"No, no, no." When He Ling heard that Teacher Huang wanted to eat dog meat again, He Ling immediately became unhappy, and quickly guarded the puppy tightly.
"I've got to give you a name so you're part of the family, otherwise those two bad guys are always trying to eat you."
While guarding the little milk dog, Teacher He began to communicate with the dog, regardless of whether the other party could understand or not.
"By the way, let's call you Little H." So the fourth family member of Mushroom House has a name, and it's called Little H.
Huang Shi was also playing with Mr. He, and he didn't really want to eat dogs. He stood up and began to patrol the yard, "If we want to eat, we have to cook. But cooking requires a stove. The landlord's house Don't you have a stove?"
Seeing Teacher Huang raised the biggest question, Li Ming said with a smile, "Don't look for Teacher Huang, we have to dismantle the stove."
Yellowstone: "..."
Even Mr. Huang, who is as calm as Mr. Huang, is confused at this moment. The program group still plays like this?As an investor, he didn't even know there was such a thing.
Zhang Ye also looked confused when he heard the words, and shouted at Li Ming, "Old Li, thank you!"
Faced with Zhang Ye's eccentric tone, Li Ming looked shy, "Mr. Zhang, you're welcome."
Zhang Ye: "..."
To eat, one had to set up a stove, so Zhang Ye and Mr. He had no choice but to join in the process of setting up the stove.
(End of this chapter)
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