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Chapter 137 The Little Corn Breaker - Zhang Ye
Chapter 137 The Little Corn Breaker - Zhang Ye
Faced with Zhang Ye's somewhat nonsensical request, if the system had feelings, it would definitely have a black question mark on its face at this moment. I am here to train stars, not farm uncles.
I can bear it if I teach the host how to cook. After all, it is a full banquet, and it is still very high-end, but now I am so downcast that I want to teach the host to do farm work?And it's the lowest level of breaking corn?
Does this keep the system alive?How will it continue to mess around in the system world?Should I go out and tell other systems directly that I will help the host with farm work?
It's too cheap...
The camera zoomed back to reality. Obviously, the system did not expect Zhang Ye to make such a request, so the system reacted after a few seconds of downtime, "The skills requested by the host are too remote, and the system is searching for updates... Please wait a moment. back……"
"Cut, what's the strongest system? What's the magic weapon? You can't even do farm work, and you're still bragging to me?" Suddenly realizing that he seemed to have hit a blind spot in the system, Zhang Ye felt elated. .
However, before Zhang Ye could finish bragging, the system responded in less than ten seconds, "Since the host's request is too partial, after the system's automatic update, a special corn-breaking experience package has been launched. The host can Customization of your choice."
Hearing the system's reply, Zhang Ye selected the corn-breaking skill package, and divided it into three levels from the other skill experience packages in the past, ranging from large, medium and small.This so-called corn-breaking skill pack has only one level, which is the so-called one-size-fits-all.
Regarding the problem of uneven size, Zhang Ye was not that picky, so he directly chose an experience package and clicked to use it.The corn breaking experience package is not expensive, one is only [-] soft sister coins, which is still very good and cheap.
After all, the guy who is willing to spend a thousand to learn how to do farm work is either a big-headed guy, or a fool like Zhang Ye.
"Little Yezi, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Hurry up!" After breaking off two ears of corn awkwardly on the ground, Teacher He suddenly found Zhang Ye standing there in a daze, and couldn't help urging .
It's almost nine o'clock. If you don't work, you won't be able to do it in a while.
"Mr. He, I'm absorbing the energy of the heavens and the earth and the power of the primordial, to help me speed up breaking the corn!" Facing Teacher He's urging, Zhang Ye started to talk nonsense without turning red.
He Ling: "..."
Such a lousy reason to be lazy, thank you for thinking of it.
As for Zhang Ye's spoofs, the photographers were also the first and the second. This host was basically unreliable in the program group. As long as it was bragging, he was absolutely indispensable.
Especially the big brother photographer who followed Zhang Ye yesterday. Seeing Zhang Ye talking there, his eyes almost turned upside down. This guy is really unreliable.He still remembered the embarrassment of the guy looking for the mushroom house after getting off the car yesterday.
However, this time Zhang Ye was destined to disappoint the photographer. After digesting the memories transmitted by the system, Zhang Ye seemed to have transformed into an experienced farmer in an instant.
As soon as he bent down and rushed into the corn field, he clicked on the corn and then broke it. The speed was really extraordinary.For a while, even the few cameras behind him almost failed to keep up with Zhang Ye's pace.
After a few breaths, Zhang Ye caught up with Mr. He. Zhang Ye followed Mr. He in a very embarrassed manner, "Teacher He, please rest at the back and watch my solo performance."
Unlike Mrs. He who broke and put them into bamboo baskets, Zhang Ye threw them on the ground while breaking them. Zhang Ye also threw corn in small piles on the ground, so that they could be picked up together later.
During the process of breaking the corn, Zhang Ye not only broke the corn on his own side, but also helped Teacher He when he was free. But even with Zhang Ye's help, Teacher He was still left behind by a large margin.
Seeing Zhang Ye riding in front of him, Mr. He was dumbfounded. If he didn't know Zhang Ye's details, he would have thought that this guy grew up doing farm work since he was a child.
Zhang Ye's change of breaking the corn before and after quickly attracted the attention of several people in the program group.
This shit, could it be that he was really absorbing the prehistoric power just now?
But obviously this kind of nonsense can't fool everyone at all, everyone just thinks that Zhang Ye is a genius.Just when everyone was amazed at Zhang Ye's dramatic changes, a farmer uncle happened to stroll over.
This person was the owner of the cab, and I saw this dark-skinned farmer uncle standing on the side of the road, watching Zhang Ye and He Ling breaking corn with great interest.
It turned out that it was he who heard that Zhang Ye and Mr. He were going to do farm work, and couldn't help being curious, so he wandered over to have a look.
The photographer standing on the ground also took a shot of the old man at the right time. He didn't show timidity when he saw the camera taking pictures of his old man. Teacher can't."
After the old man finished speaking, he shook his head regretfully, which also made the photographer dumbfounded.
Zhang Ye did not know that he had already been praised and certified by his authentic farmer uncle.He was still working hard to break the corn, but when he came to the field, a gust of wind blew the wig off his head.
It turned out that when Zhang Ye was working in the field just now, the wig had been fluffed up by sweating, and it would fall off after blowing.
When the wig fell off, Zhang Ye didn't feel annoyed. He turned around and put the wig into the cameraman's backpack.Wearing a wig is really delaying things, so just do it with your head bare!
As for the photographer, it's fine if he doesn't help with the work, but it's not too much to help with some things.
When they got to the ground, Zhang Ye started to turn around and help Teacher He break the corn, and soon the two of them would be teachers.Then the two began to pick up corn and load it into the car, and soon a large car was full.
Just when the two were about to go home, they suddenly heard someone calling the names of Mr. He and Mr. Huang from the foot of the mountain. Zhang Ye stood on the ground and looked down, then turned to He Ling and said, "Mr. He, it seems The guests are here."
"Who's here?" He Ling struggled to get out of the ground and looked down, but Mr. He was relatively petite, obviously not as clear as Zhang Ye.
After a while, Sister Dandan came up from the mountain with Tutu.
"Yo, He Ling, I'm your sister Dandan. Are you surprised?" Sister Dandan smiled happily.
"Sister Dandan, you lied to me on the phone, and you still want a surprise?" Teacher He Ling obviously couldn't forget the fact that he was deceived.
Seeing Sister Dandan coming, Zhang Ye hurried over to introduce himself, "Aunt Yun, I'm Zhang Ye."
Regarding Zhang Ye's title, Sister Dandan quickly realized that it was because her image of Baiyun in the Spring Festival Gala sketch was so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that Zhang Ye said that.
As for why Zhang Ye didn't follow Teacher He to call her Miss Dandan?Wasn't it because Zhang Ye saw Tutu next to Dandan, looking at this young man who was about the same age as himself, and Zhang Ye called Sister Dandan again, wouldn't that obviously take advantage of others?
Zhang Ye still had this bit of emotional intelligence.
(End of this chapter)
Faced with Zhang Ye's somewhat nonsensical request, if the system had feelings, it would definitely have a black question mark on its face at this moment. I am here to train stars, not farm uncles.
I can bear it if I teach the host how to cook. After all, it is a full banquet, and it is still very high-end, but now I am so downcast that I want to teach the host to do farm work?And it's the lowest level of breaking corn?
Does this keep the system alive?How will it continue to mess around in the system world?Should I go out and tell other systems directly that I will help the host with farm work?
It's too cheap...
The camera zoomed back to reality. Obviously, the system did not expect Zhang Ye to make such a request, so the system reacted after a few seconds of downtime, "The skills requested by the host are too remote, and the system is searching for updates... Please wait a moment. back……"
"Cut, what's the strongest system? What's the magic weapon? You can't even do farm work, and you're still bragging to me?" Suddenly realizing that he seemed to have hit a blind spot in the system, Zhang Ye felt elated. .
However, before Zhang Ye could finish bragging, the system responded in less than ten seconds, "Since the host's request is too partial, after the system's automatic update, a special corn-breaking experience package has been launched. The host can Customization of your choice."
Hearing the system's reply, Zhang Ye selected the corn-breaking skill package, and divided it into three levels from the other skill experience packages in the past, ranging from large, medium and small.This so-called corn-breaking skill pack has only one level, which is the so-called one-size-fits-all.
Regarding the problem of uneven size, Zhang Ye was not that picky, so he directly chose an experience package and clicked to use it.The corn breaking experience package is not expensive, one is only [-] soft sister coins, which is still very good and cheap.
After all, the guy who is willing to spend a thousand to learn how to do farm work is either a big-headed guy, or a fool like Zhang Ye.
"Little Yezi, what are you doing standing there in a daze? Hurry up!" After breaking off two ears of corn awkwardly on the ground, Teacher He suddenly found Zhang Ye standing there in a daze, and couldn't help urging .
It's almost nine o'clock. If you don't work, you won't be able to do it in a while.
"Mr. He, I'm absorbing the energy of the heavens and the earth and the power of the primordial, to help me speed up breaking the corn!" Facing Teacher He's urging, Zhang Ye started to talk nonsense without turning red.
He Ling: "..."
Such a lousy reason to be lazy, thank you for thinking of it.
As for Zhang Ye's spoofs, the photographers were also the first and the second. This host was basically unreliable in the program group. As long as it was bragging, he was absolutely indispensable.
Especially the big brother photographer who followed Zhang Ye yesterday. Seeing Zhang Ye talking there, his eyes almost turned upside down. This guy is really unreliable.He still remembered the embarrassment of the guy looking for the mushroom house after getting off the car yesterday.
However, this time Zhang Ye was destined to disappoint the photographer. After digesting the memories transmitted by the system, Zhang Ye seemed to have transformed into an experienced farmer in an instant.
As soon as he bent down and rushed into the corn field, he clicked on the corn and then broke it. The speed was really extraordinary.For a while, even the few cameras behind him almost failed to keep up with Zhang Ye's pace.
After a few breaths, Zhang Ye caught up with Mr. He. Zhang Ye followed Mr. He in a very embarrassed manner, "Teacher He, please rest at the back and watch my solo performance."
Unlike Mrs. He who broke and put them into bamboo baskets, Zhang Ye threw them on the ground while breaking them. Zhang Ye also threw corn in small piles on the ground, so that they could be picked up together later.
During the process of breaking the corn, Zhang Ye not only broke the corn on his own side, but also helped Teacher He when he was free. But even with Zhang Ye's help, Teacher He was still left behind by a large margin.
Seeing Zhang Ye riding in front of him, Mr. He was dumbfounded. If he didn't know Zhang Ye's details, he would have thought that this guy grew up doing farm work since he was a child.
Zhang Ye's change of breaking the corn before and after quickly attracted the attention of several people in the program group.
This shit, could it be that he was really absorbing the prehistoric power just now?
But obviously this kind of nonsense can't fool everyone at all, everyone just thinks that Zhang Ye is a genius.Just when everyone was amazed at Zhang Ye's dramatic changes, a farmer uncle happened to stroll over.
This person was the owner of the cab, and I saw this dark-skinned farmer uncle standing on the side of the road, watching Zhang Ye and He Ling breaking corn with great interest.
It turned out that it was he who heard that Zhang Ye and Mr. He were going to do farm work, and couldn't help being curious, so he wandered over to have a look.
The photographer standing on the ground also took a shot of the old man at the right time. He didn't show timidity when he saw the camera taking pictures of his old man. Teacher can't."
After the old man finished speaking, he shook his head regretfully, which also made the photographer dumbfounded.
Zhang Ye did not know that he had already been praised and certified by his authentic farmer uncle.He was still working hard to break the corn, but when he came to the field, a gust of wind blew the wig off his head.
It turned out that when Zhang Ye was working in the field just now, the wig had been fluffed up by sweating, and it would fall off after blowing.
When the wig fell off, Zhang Ye didn't feel annoyed. He turned around and put the wig into the cameraman's backpack.Wearing a wig is really delaying things, so just do it with your head bare!
As for the photographer, it's fine if he doesn't help with the work, but it's not too much to help with some things.
When they got to the ground, Zhang Ye started to turn around and help Teacher He break the corn, and soon the two of them would be teachers.Then the two began to pick up corn and load it into the car, and soon a large car was full.
Just when the two were about to go home, they suddenly heard someone calling the names of Mr. He and Mr. Huang from the foot of the mountain. Zhang Ye stood on the ground and looked down, then turned to He Ling and said, "Mr. He, it seems The guests are here."
"Who's here?" He Ling struggled to get out of the ground and looked down, but Mr. He was relatively petite, obviously not as clear as Zhang Ye.
After a while, Sister Dandan came up from the mountain with Tutu.
"Yo, He Ling, I'm your sister Dandan. Are you surprised?" Sister Dandan smiled happily.
"Sister Dandan, you lied to me on the phone, and you still want a surprise?" Teacher He Ling obviously couldn't forget the fact that he was deceived.
Seeing Sister Dandan coming, Zhang Ye hurried over to introduce himself, "Aunt Yun, I'm Zhang Ye."
Regarding Zhang Ye's title, Sister Dandan quickly realized that it was because her image of Baiyun in the Spring Festival Gala sketch was so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people that Zhang Ye said that.
As for why Zhang Ye didn't follow Teacher He to call her Miss Dandan?Wasn't it because Zhang Ye saw Tutu next to Dandan, looking at this young man who was about the same age as himself, and Zhang Ye called Sister Dandan again, wouldn't that obviously take advantage of others?
Zhang Ye still had this bit of emotional intelligence.
(End of this chapter)
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