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Chapter 143 Do You Dare to Eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall?

The camera zoomed back to the pastoral life. After sending Sister Dandan away with the two teachers, Zhang Ye and the three began to sit on the high platform to rest again.

As for why not work?Just kidding, now that the work is done, what are the guests doing here?What's more, the three of them are considered to have small assets now, and they don't have much sense of urgency.

While the three of them were chatting idlely there, suddenly the phone in the living room rang again.This time it was Zhang Ye who answered the phone in the past. After turning on the speakerphone, Zhang Ye asked, "Hello, who are you?"

This time Zhang Ye didn't use any voice actor skills, but acted in his true colors.

"Hello, are you Mushroom House? I'm here for dinner!" Hearing Zhang Ye's voice, the person on the other side seemed very angry and spoke very rudely.

With Sister Dandan's voice-changing imitation last time, Zhang Ye's voice actor skills were pulled out, and the current program group has also learned badly. Every guest will turn on the voice-changer when they come to order.In this way, not to mention who the guests on the opposite side are, they don't even know who they are.

"Are you a man or a woman?" Zhang Ye asked back without answering the other party's question.

Now he is more interested in the gender of the other party. If there is a woman, I am afraid that the plan to bully the guests will be stranded again, and he will have to break the corn again.

Guest: "..."

What kind of trick is this?Why do you still care about my gender?Don't men give food?Zhang Ye's change must have been a little too big, too much emphasis on sex over friends.Obviously Zhang Ye's words misunderstood him.

"I'm a man or a woman, you'll know it when you see it. I'm going to order now!"

"Okay, you can order." The tone on the other side was very blunt, and Zhang Ye didn't know who the other party was, so naturally he didn't want to be too difficult.

"I want to eat Buddha jump over the wall!"

Hearing this, Zhang Ye was immediately dumbfounded. He didn't think it was a thing when his tone was so aggressive before. He thought that the other party's character was just like this. Now when he heard the other party's order, it was so unbelievable that he came here for him!Still eating Buddha jumping over the wall?Why don't you eat dragon liver and phoenix marrow?
The ingredients here are so expensive, why do you still eat Buddha jumping over the wall?As far as the corn needed for this dish is concerned, he and Mr. He probably won't have to come out of the field for three to five days.

Faced with the other party's unreasonable demands, even the always good Mr. He had a black line on his face. Huang Shi said directly, "Zhang Ye, you ask him if he can resist being beaten? How dare he eat Buddha jumping over the wall when he comes to the Mushroom House? When he comes, he will jump over the wall!"

Since the phone was on speakerphone, Huang Shi's voice was naturally heard by the other party.

"Ms. Huang, I'm not talking big. I went to the Mushroom House and let the three of you go up together. I... I'm no match! If you dare to touch me, I'll lie on the ground and stay in the program group! Err You guys are bankrupt!"

At first, I thought the other party was going to speak harshly, but I didn't expect to be so thorough in the next moment.How dare you jump over the wall like this?Facing the rogue spirit of this unknown guest, Huang Shi also completely lost his temper.

"Let me tell you, if you want to eat Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, you can bring the materials yourself. If you can't bring them, you can just figure it out." Facing the guest Lai Pi, Teacher Huang still explained the principles clearly.

"The key point is that I'm halfway there, so what should I do?"

"Then go back and get it!"

secret guest:"……"

At this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly picked up the conversation again and said, "I'm sorry, this guest who doesn't know if it's a brother or a sister, let's talk about what we said just now."

"What's wrong?"

"It's a bit messy. I want to know how this Buddha jumps over the wall. Did I come up to ask who you are?"

"Ah."

"How did you answer?" Zhang Ye asked.

"I said, is it Mushroom House? I want..." According to the words just now, the guest spoke again, but was interrupted by Zhang Ye in the middle of his speech.

"No, you made a mistake." Zhang Ye hung up the phone decisively with a snap. Is this person here for dinner?It was clearly here to kill them!

The camera panned to a certain car. This mosaic-faced guest couldn't react to the beeping mobile phone for a long time. How long did Zhang Ye leave?How did it change so much?
Lu Zi is wilder than him?Accidentally got tricked...

What's more, didn't you just order a Buddha jump over the wall?Why did Teacher Huang and Zhang Ye react so strongly?Could it be that the program team is going to be out of control?Can't even manage a Buddha jumping over the wall?
"I don't believe it yet! I'm sure I'm going to eat the Buddha jumping over the wall!" The mosaic-faced guest was confident, ignoring Teacher Huang's warning and Zhang Ye's refusal.There was a series of magical laughter.

Continue to the mushroom house!

……

Besides, at the Mushroom House, they were asked to jump over the wall by the guests, and the three of Huangshi looked gloomy.

"What should Mr. Huang do? Are we really like Buddha jumping over the wall?" Zhang Ye asked with a depressed face.

"Let's talk about it when he comes, and see if he brings the ingredients. If he doesn't bring the ingredients, if he dares to eat Buddha jumping over the wall, then don't leave. When the credit debt is paid off, we will leave."

"How about we let little H bite him?" This was Teacher He's suggestion.

Zhang Ye: "..."

Yellowstone: "..."

Only little H was left with a cute face, dangling at the feet of the three of them.

"Guess who this person is?" In the end, Teacher Huang Shi raised the question first.

"Although there is a voice changer, I think he chats with Ye Zi very freely. He should know Ye Ye. Ye Zi has just joined the circle not long ago, and he doesn't have many friends. It should be easy to guess." Teacher He Ling thought for a while. , began to analyze it.

Then the two teachers looked at Zhang Ye.

"What are you looking at me for?" Seeing this, Zhang Ye looked confused. How did he know who it was?Besides, the celebrities in the entertainment industry he knew are all busy now, how can they have time to come here?
Could it be Wang Bin?No!He didn't dare to talk to himself like that. As a lyricist, Zhang Ye was his "father". How dare Wang Bin make such an excessive request to him?
The three of them were silent for a while, but in the end they really couldn't figure it out. Zhang Ye got up and walked towards the kitchen. Seeing this, Teacher Huang quickly asked, "Yezi, what are you doing?"

"Take the knife."

"What do you do with a knife?" This is Teacher He's question.

"When that Buddha jumps over the wall, if he dares to mess around, we won't let him go!" Zhang Ye put on a fierce expression.

This is the rhythm of preparing to "eat people".If you dare to step on the ground, I will cook you in one pot!

Yellowstone: "..."

He Ling: "..."

You see, this child is forced to eat people.

In the end, Zhang Ye ran into the house angrily, and then took out a fruit knife and several green awns.This was yesterday when Zhang Ye and Teacher He walked back from a tree by the side of the road.

After sitting down again, Zhang Ye began to peel the mango.As a top chef, this bit of knife skills is naturally not a problem, Zhang Ye can play with a fruit knife.

Seeing that Zhang Ye really didn't want to eat people, Teacher Huang and Teacher He secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

(End of this chapter)