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Chapter 153 Li Kui?Li Gui! Beg for the first order! ! ! ! !
Chapter 153 Li Kui?Li Gui! (Fifth update) Beg for the first order! ! ! ! !
What the other party wants is twice-cooked pork, and twice-cooked pork is not worth much corn.This made Zhang Ye relax a lot, and Zhang Ye, who was in a relaxed mood, once relaxed, his happy side immediately appeared.
He was about to "trick" this mysterious temporary guest, but Zhang Ye continued, "Hi guests, how many of you are there?"
"One." The other party answered simply.
"Then are you male or female?"
"I'm here, don't you know?" The guest smiled when he heard this, and continued to play tricks, refusing to say anything.
"It's like this. Before you, we already had a guest here, and it was a girl. You came here to work, do you know? You can't let a girl work, right?" Zhang Ye continued to tease .
secret guest:"……"
Seeing that the other party didn't answer the call, he obviously didn't believe it.Zhang Ye used his old trick again, and this time he was going to continue imitating the female guest.
Who should I imitate this time?There are only a few female celebrities who have a good relationship with Zhang Ye, and they used up Yashu's voice last time, so this time Zhang Ye decided to imitate Chen Wenjun.
Chen Wenjun's voice is very characteristic, ethereal and sweet.It is the kind that is highly recognizable at the first opening!
Zhang Ye, who imitated Chen Wenjun, had a sudden change in painting style!It was originally a pure man's accent, but the next moment the voice became pleasant and pleasant, "Hello, guest, I am the guest Zhang Ye mentioned. You have to work hard to come here, after all, you can't let I work for a girl, don't I?"
And after Zhang Ye finished speaking, the mysterious guest on the opposite side not only did not speak, but the atmosphere became even more silent, and there was even a feeling of calm before the storm.
Faced with this situation, Zhang Ye didn't hesitate this time, but scratched his head in embarrassment.Even the wig on the head was scratched and crooked, and the wig has now become a complete joke prop.Not to mention the aesthetic effect, it always has the opposite effect.
What's the situation?Why didn't the guest on the opposite side follow his routine?Zhang Ye was a little confused.
It's just that what Zhang Ye didn't see was that at the moment he was imitating Chen Wenjun, Huang Shi's face behind him, who was still watching the show, suddenly became weird, and he didn't expect the scene in front of him to happen.
Isn't this the one where Li Gui met Li Kui?
……
When the screen changed, Chen Wenjun was listening to her own voice from the other side of the phone with a dull expression on the special car heading to Mushroom House. At this moment, she was a little confused, and even had a little breakdown.
Yes, the mysterious guest this time, the pastoral program team invited Chen Wenjun.
What the hell is this?Are you sure it's not the program team who is playing tricks on yourself?
My real self is in the car now, so what kind of monster is on the other side?How come the voice is so like yourself?They were so identical that even she herself couldn't tell the difference.
If it wasn't for the phone call with the other party, Chen Wenjun even doubted whether this was his own recording.
"Who are you?" Chen Wenjun held back such a sentence after a long time.
"I'm Chen Wenjun, didn't you recognize my voice?" Seeing the other party's question, Zhang Ye had no choice but to bite the bullet and pretend.But at this moment, Zhang Ye always felt that his back was cold and swishing, and he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find out what was wrong for a while.
"Beep beep..." Seeing this, Chen Wenjun hung up the phone without talking nonsense, and he was going to go to the mushroom house to see who this ghost Li was.
I didn't recognize your voice?It's because I heard your voice that I'm even more broken, okay?
Thinking of this, Chen Wenjun looked at the driver in front of him and asked, "Do you know what's going on? Why is there someone with my voice so similar to mine?"
Looking at Chen Wenjun's pretty face, the driver shrank his neck and shook his head like a rattle.He knew it was Zhang Ye's fault, but he didn't dare to say it even if he had a hundred guts.
Otherwise, Li Ming would definitely let him fly comfortably. Thinking of Director Li's sinister smile, the driver's shoes became more cautious.
……
"He hung up." Seeing that the other party had hung up the phone, Zhang Ye turned around and spread his hands and said with a depressed expression.He felt that this guest's temper should be not small, and he seemed to be very difficult to get along with.
"Ahem, let's eat quickly after hanging up. I have to go to the ground to break the corn later." Huang Shi resisted the strangeness on his face, coughed dryly and quickly changed the subject.
And Chen Chi, who was still eating rice over there, didn't notice Zhang Ye's voice-changing skills.However, he heard Mr. Huang's words "go to work in the field" very clearly, and Chen Chi's cooking speed became a little faster.
"Yeah, that's true. But the twice-cooked pork that this guest ordered doesn't have to be so hard today." Teacher Huang changed the topic, and Zhang Ye's thoughts went astray.
"Yeah." Teacher He also agreed. At this moment, like Zhang Ye, he didn't know who the guest was.
The group of four simply had breakfast, and the three also sent Chen Chi out of the mushroom house.As usual, he also brought some local products to Chen Chi.
Outside the Mushroom House, Zhang Ye looked at Chen Chidao with a sad expression on his face, "Brother Chi, to be honest, I really don't want you to leave. Why don't you stay and accompany me to split two acres of land?"
After speaking, Zhang Ye hugged Chen Chi politely.
"Hehe..." Chen Chi, who was hugged by a bear, immediately looked at Zhang Ye with a fake smile on his face, with the expression that you were teasing me.
"..."
After saying goodbye to the three of Mushroom House, Chen Chi took his luggage and boarded the special car of the program team, and he was going to the airport to leave.
After getting in the car, looking at the gradually shrinking mushroom house, Chen Chi felt a little emotional.If he didn't work, he would like it here quite a bit, and after a moment of emotion, he opened the package of souvenirs that the three of Mushroom House had prepared for him.
There are some fresh vegetables on it, and Chen Chi is also very moved when he sees it here.
At this moment, he suddenly found a hard object under the vegetables, and the next moment Chen Chi took it out decisively.Then he was dumbfounded, and saw that what Chen Chi held was a bottle of Kidney Treasure Tablets!
Chen Chi knew who had released it without thinking about it. He suddenly had the urge to turn around and go back. Zhang Ye is really too skinny.
Seeing the black line on Chen Chi's face, the driver was struggling with a smile.
Besides, on Zhang Ye's side, after sending Chen Chi away, Zhang Ye and Mr. He were also going to work in the fields.At this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly discovered that the director Li Ming came from not far away on an electric tricycle.
Seeing this, Zhang Ye knew that they would have a new means of transportation soon, and they would no longer have to use a row car to pull corn.
"Did the director give this to us?" Zhang Ye started waving and shouting as Li Ming was far away.
Soon Li Ming rode an electric tricycle and rushed to the three of them, "Yes, I see that you and Mr. He have worked really hard. I specially rented you an electric tricycle, and the rent is not much. 100 corns a day .”
Zhang Ye, whose face was originally full of joy, suddenly suppressed his smile when he heard this, and he knew that Li Ming couldn't be so kind, so he was here waiting for him.
"1 corns."
Seeing Zhang Ye's outstretched finger, the corner of Li Ming's mouth twitched. He knew that Zhang Ye was bargaining with him.
Seeing that the other party ignored him for a long time, Zhang Ye reluctantly stretched out two fingers and continued, "Old Li, there are two corns. I'm already bleeding heavily..."
Li Ming: "..."
(End of this chapter)
What the other party wants is twice-cooked pork, and twice-cooked pork is not worth much corn.This made Zhang Ye relax a lot, and Zhang Ye, who was in a relaxed mood, once relaxed, his happy side immediately appeared.
He was about to "trick" this mysterious temporary guest, but Zhang Ye continued, "Hi guests, how many of you are there?"
"One." The other party answered simply.
"Then are you male or female?"
"I'm here, don't you know?" The guest smiled when he heard this, and continued to play tricks, refusing to say anything.
"It's like this. Before you, we already had a guest here, and it was a girl. You came here to work, do you know? You can't let a girl work, right?" Zhang Ye continued to tease .
secret guest:"……"
Seeing that the other party didn't answer the call, he obviously didn't believe it.Zhang Ye used his old trick again, and this time he was going to continue imitating the female guest.
Who should I imitate this time?There are only a few female celebrities who have a good relationship with Zhang Ye, and they used up Yashu's voice last time, so this time Zhang Ye decided to imitate Chen Wenjun.
Chen Wenjun's voice is very characteristic, ethereal and sweet.It is the kind that is highly recognizable at the first opening!
Zhang Ye, who imitated Chen Wenjun, had a sudden change in painting style!It was originally a pure man's accent, but the next moment the voice became pleasant and pleasant, "Hello, guest, I am the guest Zhang Ye mentioned. You have to work hard to come here, after all, you can't let I work for a girl, don't I?"
And after Zhang Ye finished speaking, the mysterious guest on the opposite side not only did not speak, but the atmosphere became even more silent, and there was even a feeling of calm before the storm.
Faced with this situation, Zhang Ye didn't hesitate this time, but scratched his head in embarrassment.Even the wig on the head was scratched and crooked, and the wig has now become a complete joke prop.Not to mention the aesthetic effect, it always has the opposite effect.
What's the situation?Why didn't the guest on the opposite side follow his routine?Zhang Ye was a little confused.
It's just that what Zhang Ye didn't see was that at the moment he was imitating Chen Wenjun, Huang Shi's face behind him, who was still watching the show, suddenly became weird, and he didn't expect the scene in front of him to happen.
Isn't this the one where Li Gui met Li Kui?
……
When the screen changed, Chen Wenjun was listening to her own voice from the other side of the phone with a dull expression on the special car heading to Mushroom House. At this moment, she was a little confused, and even had a little breakdown.
Yes, the mysterious guest this time, the pastoral program team invited Chen Wenjun.
What the hell is this?Are you sure it's not the program team who is playing tricks on yourself?
My real self is in the car now, so what kind of monster is on the other side?How come the voice is so like yourself?They were so identical that even she herself couldn't tell the difference.
If it wasn't for the phone call with the other party, Chen Wenjun even doubted whether this was his own recording.
"Who are you?" Chen Wenjun held back such a sentence after a long time.
"I'm Chen Wenjun, didn't you recognize my voice?" Seeing the other party's question, Zhang Ye had no choice but to bite the bullet and pretend.But at this moment, Zhang Ye always felt that his back was cold and swishing, and he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find out what was wrong for a while.
"Beep beep..." Seeing this, Chen Wenjun hung up the phone without talking nonsense, and he was going to go to the mushroom house to see who this ghost Li was.
I didn't recognize your voice?It's because I heard your voice that I'm even more broken, okay?
Thinking of this, Chen Wenjun looked at the driver in front of him and asked, "Do you know what's going on? Why is there someone with my voice so similar to mine?"
Looking at Chen Wenjun's pretty face, the driver shrank his neck and shook his head like a rattle.He knew it was Zhang Ye's fault, but he didn't dare to say it even if he had a hundred guts.
Otherwise, Li Ming would definitely let him fly comfortably. Thinking of Director Li's sinister smile, the driver's shoes became more cautious.
……
"He hung up." Seeing that the other party had hung up the phone, Zhang Ye turned around and spread his hands and said with a depressed expression.He felt that this guest's temper should be not small, and he seemed to be very difficult to get along with.
"Ahem, let's eat quickly after hanging up. I have to go to the ground to break the corn later." Huang Shi resisted the strangeness on his face, coughed dryly and quickly changed the subject.
And Chen Chi, who was still eating rice over there, didn't notice Zhang Ye's voice-changing skills.However, he heard Mr. Huang's words "go to work in the field" very clearly, and Chen Chi's cooking speed became a little faster.
"Yeah, that's true. But the twice-cooked pork that this guest ordered doesn't have to be so hard today." Teacher Huang changed the topic, and Zhang Ye's thoughts went astray.
"Yeah." Teacher He also agreed. At this moment, like Zhang Ye, he didn't know who the guest was.
The group of four simply had breakfast, and the three also sent Chen Chi out of the mushroom house.As usual, he also brought some local products to Chen Chi.
Outside the Mushroom House, Zhang Ye looked at Chen Chidao with a sad expression on his face, "Brother Chi, to be honest, I really don't want you to leave. Why don't you stay and accompany me to split two acres of land?"
After speaking, Zhang Ye hugged Chen Chi politely.
"Hehe..." Chen Chi, who was hugged by a bear, immediately looked at Zhang Ye with a fake smile on his face, with the expression that you were teasing me.
"..."
After saying goodbye to the three of Mushroom House, Chen Chi took his luggage and boarded the special car of the program team, and he was going to the airport to leave.
After getting in the car, looking at the gradually shrinking mushroom house, Chen Chi felt a little emotional.If he didn't work, he would like it here quite a bit, and after a moment of emotion, he opened the package of souvenirs that the three of Mushroom House had prepared for him.
There are some fresh vegetables on it, and Chen Chi is also very moved when he sees it here.
At this moment, he suddenly found a hard object under the vegetables, and the next moment Chen Chi took it out decisively.Then he was dumbfounded, and saw that what Chen Chi held was a bottle of Kidney Treasure Tablets!
Chen Chi knew who had released it without thinking about it. He suddenly had the urge to turn around and go back. Zhang Ye is really too skinny.
Seeing the black line on Chen Chi's face, the driver was struggling with a smile.
Besides, on Zhang Ye's side, after sending Chen Chi away, Zhang Ye and Mr. He were also going to work in the fields.At this moment, Zhang Ye suddenly discovered that the director Li Ming came from not far away on an electric tricycle.
Seeing this, Zhang Ye knew that they would have a new means of transportation soon, and they would no longer have to use a row car to pull corn.
"Did the director give this to us?" Zhang Ye started waving and shouting as Li Ming was far away.
Soon Li Ming rode an electric tricycle and rushed to the three of them, "Yes, I see that you and Mr. He have worked really hard. I specially rented you an electric tricycle, and the rent is not much. 100 corns a day .”
Zhang Ye, whose face was originally full of joy, suddenly suppressed his smile when he heard this, and he knew that Li Ming couldn't be so kind, so he was here waiting for him.
"1 corns."
Seeing Zhang Ye's outstretched finger, the corner of Li Ming's mouth twitched. He knew that Zhang Ye was bargaining with him.
Seeing that the other party ignored him for a long time, Zhang Ye reluctantly stretched out two fingers and continued, "Old Li, there are two corns. I'm already bleeding heavily..."
Li Ming: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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