Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl
Chapter 119
Chapter 119
Jiang Jun came to the nearest hotel with the fish in his arms.
The waiter couldn't help being taken aback when he saw this pair.
"Hi." The waiter smiled.
"Hello." Jiang Jun held the fish in his arms and asked, "Is there any guest room?"
"Sir, I'm sorry, there is only one big bed room left." The waiter smiled.
"Anything is fine." Jiang Jun directly took out his ID card and patted it on the front desk: "Let's open the room."
The waiter took Jiang Jun's ID card and said, "Sir, please show your daughter's ID too."
"My daughter?" Jiang Jun waved the fish in his arms, completely dazed, he was still searching for his daughter all over the place.
Seeing this, the waiter was also stunned. She looked at the little beauty in Jiang Jun's arms for no reason, and said, "That...isn't...your daughter?"
"What the hell!?" Jiang Jun frowned directly: "I look so old!?"
waiter:"……"
Although he didn't say anything, the waiter thought in his heart, I can't see her face if you hug her like this, anyone who wants to see her will think this is your daughter, right?
Waiter: "Then... please show your girlfriend's ID card."
"Girlfriend?" Jiang Jun blushed, hesitating, "She...she's not my girlfriend..."
Upon hearing this, the waiter felt that something was wrong.
The waiter asked vigilantly, "Did she drink too much?"
When Jiang Jun saw the waiter asking this question, he immediately realized that something might be wrong, and he hurriedly said, "Well, but...but but I'm not a bad person, she...she's my sister."
"Your sister?" the waiter said.
"Well, yes, she is really my sister..." At the same time as the words came out, Jiang Jun patted Yu Baibai on the back, and said, "Yu Baibai, say something..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Jun found that Yu Baibai had been sleeping on his shoulder for a long time.
Jiang Jun: "..."
waiter:"……"
Jiang Jun smiled wryly, and explained: "That...she drank too much..."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Jun hugged her with one hand and grabbed her shoulder with the other to shake her vigorously.
"Hey! Yubaiba! Yubaiba, wake me up!"
What's annoying is that the fish is sleeping like a dead man and has no intention of waking up.
Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, he hurriedly explained: "Well... I am really not a bad person, she is really my sister..."
"Your sister?" The waiter tilted his head and glanced at Yu's pretty face, and said, "How can you have such a beautiful sister?"
The waiter realized the seriousness of the matter, and because of Yu Baibai's good looks, at this moment, no matter how she looked at Jiang Jun, she didn't think Jiang Jun was a good person.
She cautiously touched the phone, ready to call the police, hoping that the police uncle would catch this greasy middle-aged uncle quickly!
When Jiang Jun saw this, he immediately realized that the situation might be getting worse. It's a trivial matter if he can't stay in a hotel. If he went to the police station, how would he explain it?
Jiang Jun's heart turned hard, and he shook his shoulders like crazy.
"Hey!"
"Fish swing!"
"Wake me up quickly!"
"Hey, let me go, you were not drunk just now, why are you so excited now?"
This time, Jiang Junyao's strength was very strong, and Yu Baibai finally slowly opened his lazy eyes. Due to the stimulation of alcohol, Yu Baibai's eyes were a little dull. Joon hugged himself.
"Uncle?" Yu asked suspiciously.
It doesn't matter if you don't say this, the waiter over there completely misunderstood it.
"Your sister calls you uncle?" the waiter asked in surprise.
Jiang Jun: "..."
The waiter picked up the phone without saying a word.
Jiang Jun remembered that the facial features on his face were all screwed together, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "I said this beauty, I'm really not a bad person, that's what she usually calls me."
"Okay." The waiter said: "Is it a bad person? You can explain it to the police later."
Yubai, who was so drunk, didn't hear anything else, but she heard the word "bad guy", and she reached out and slapped down the phone in the waiter's hand.
"How... how?"
belch--
Yuxiu hiccupped.
"You said—my uncle is—a bad guy?"
The waiter looked confused: "..."
Yu wobbled and rolled his sleepy eyelids, cursing, "Fuck—fart!"
"Just you?" Yu smiled numbly, and said, "Call the police? Can my uncle—have thoughts about you?"
waiter:"……"
Jiang Jun: "..."
The two of them looked confused, they didn't know what the fish was talking about, they didn't agree with each other.
"Me! It's just me!" Yu Pai patted his chest and said, "You said——I'm so beautiful and sexy. I've lived with my uncle for almost a month, and he hasn't touched me. Just you—— pretty?"
Yu Baibai pointed at Jiang Jun who was hugging her, and said, "He can touch you? You still call the police? It's - funny!"
After the waiter heard this, his face turned purple.
Seeing this, Jiang Jun quickly patted Yu Zhuang on the back, and said angrily, "Stop talking to me! Do you think things are not messy enough?"
Yu wobbled and stroked Jiang Jun's face, and said softly, "Uncle, you—you told me to talk less?"
Jiang Jun said with a dark face, "Well, stop talking and go to sleep."
"Success!" Yu Baibai said in a long voice, "I—I listen to uncle, don't—others can't do it well."
After finishing speaking, Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun ambiguously, and said softly, "You are the only one! I will do whatever you ask me to do!"
Jiang Jun was blushing when he heard that, he hurriedly pressed Yubaitu's head on his shoulder, and said angrily: "Okay, you can go to sleep now!"
Just as Jiang Jun pressed Yu Baibai's head down, Yu Baibai suddenly got up again.
"What are you doing again!" Jiang Jun said angrily.
Yu smiled lazily, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and said, "There's drool on this shoulder, I'll change it."
After all, Yu Baibai lay on Jiang Jun's other shoulder and fell asleep.
Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Yu Baibai had finally subsided.Then, he looked at the waiter with an apologetic face, and said, "Sorry, she drank too much, don't forget to take it to heart, but you can see that I'm really not a bad person."
"Uh..." The waiter said with a dark face, "All right."
After this Yubai made a fuss, the waiter also saw that this uncle is not a bad person, but what this Yubai said was too unacceptable.
After confirming that the uncle was not a bad person, she quickly handed him the room card, hoping in her heart that he could show the fish away quickly.
Jiang Jun took the room card, nodded and bowed to apologize, and walked towards the elevator. It was not until he entered the elevator and closed the elevator door that Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief.
He took another look at Zhengxiang Yubai, who was sleeping with his neck hugging him, and shook his head helplessly.
The elevator door opened, and Jiang Jun walked out. According to the number on the room card, he found the room that belonged to them.
Opening the guest room, just about to throw the Yubaiba hanging on Jiang Jun's body on the bed, Yubaibai woke up suddenly as if frightened, she cried and shouted: "Uncle...don't leave me."
Then, with a "wow", Yu Baibai even cried! ?
Seeing this, Jiang Jun immediately panicked. She hurriedly hugged Yubaiba in her arms, and patted her on the back lightly.
"Okay, Yubaiba won't cry, don't cry, uncle won't leave."
Feeling Jiang Jun's hug, Yu Baibai really stopped crying. Like a cat, she gently lay on Jiang Jun's shoulder, hugged his neck, and fell asleep again.
Seeing that Yu Baibai had calmed down, Jiang Jun raised his eyebrows, and after patting for a while, he felt tired, but as soon as he stopped, Yu Baibai seemed to be startled, and his quiet body began to grow again. reaction……
Jiang Jun took a look, is this okay?
He quickly patted her on the back again, which made Yu's swinging body quiet again.
Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, thinking to himself: What's the matter with this girl?It's okay to drink so much at the bar, why did he start drinking crazy when he came out?Come back?
(End of this chapter)
Jiang Jun came to the nearest hotel with the fish in his arms.
The waiter couldn't help being taken aback when he saw this pair.
"Hi." The waiter smiled.
"Hello." Jiang Jun held the fish in his arms and asked, "Is there any guest room?"
"Sir, I'm sorry, there is only one big bed room left." The waiter smiled.
"Anything is fine." Jiang Jun directly took out his ID card and patted it on the front desk: "Let's open the room."
The waiter took Jiang Jun's ID card and said, "Sir, please show your daughter's ID too."
"My daughter?" Jiang Jun waved the fish in his arms, completely dazed, he was still searching for his daughter all over the place.
Seeing this, the waiter was also stunned. She looked at the little beauty in Jiang Jun's arms for no reason, and said, "That...isn't...your daughter?"
"What the hell!?" Jiang Jun frowned directly: "I look so old!?"
waiter:"……"
Although he didn't say anything, the waiter thought in his heart, I can't see her face if you hug her like this, anyone who wants to see her will think this is your daughter, right?
Waiter: "Then... please show your girlfriend's ID card."
"Girlfriend?" Jiang Jun blushed, hesitating, "She...she's not my girlfriend..."
Upon hearing this, the waiter felt that something was wrong.
The waiter asked vigilantly, "Did she drink too much?"
When Jiang Jun saw the waiter asking this question, he immediately realized that something might be wrong, and he hurriedly said, "Well, but...but but I'm not a bad person, she...she's my sister."
"Your sister?" the waiter said.
"Well, yes, she is really my sister..." At the same time as the words came out, Jiang Jun patted Yu Baibai on the back, and said, "Yu Baibai, say something..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Jun found that Yu Baibai had been sleeping on his shoulder for a long time.
Jiang Jun: "..."
waiter:"……"
Jiang Jun smiled wryly, and explained: "That...she drank too much..."
After finishing speaking, Jiang Jun hugged her with one hand and grabbed her shoulder with the other to shake her vigorously.
"Hey! Yubaiba! Yubaiba, wake me up!"
What's annoying is that the fish is sleeping like a dead man and has no intention of waking up.
Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, he hurriedly explained: "Well... I am really not a bad person, she is really my sister..."
"Your sister?" The waiter tilted his head and glanced at Yu's pretty face, and said, "How can you have such a beautiful sister?"
The waiter realized the seriousness of the matter, and because of Yu Baibai's good looks, at this moment, no matter how she looked at Jiang Jun, she didn't think Jiang Jun was a good person.
She cautiously touched the phone, ready to call the police, hoping that the police uncle would catch this greasy middle-aged uncle quickly!
When Jiang Jun saw this, he immediately realized that the situation might be getting worse. It's a trivial matter if he can't stay in a hotel. If he went to the police station, how would he explain it?
Jiang Jun's heart turned hard, and he shook his shoulders like crazy.
"Hey!"
"Fish swing!"
"Wake me up quickly!"
"Hey, let me go, you were not drunk just now, why are you so excited now?"
This time, Jiang Junyao's strength was very strong, and Yu Baibai finally slowly opened his lazy eyes. Due to the stimulation of alcohol, Yu Baibai's eyes were a little dull. Joon hugged himself.
"Uncle?" Yu asked suspiciously.
It doesn't matter if you don't say this, the waiter over there completely misunderstood it.
"Your sister calls you uncle?" the waiter asked in surprise.
Jiang Jun: "..."
The waiter picked up the phone without saying a word.
Jiang Jun remembered that the facial features on his face were all screwed together, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "I said this beauty, I'm really not a bad person, that's what she usually calls me."
"Okay." The waiter said: "Is it a bad person? You can explain it to the police later."
Yubai, who was so drunk, didn't hear anything else, but she heard the word "bad guy", and she reached out and slapped down the phone in the waiter's hand.
"How... how?"
belch--
Yuxiu hiccupped.
"You said—my uncle is—a bad guy?"
The waiter looked confused: "..."
Yu wobbled and rolled his sleepy eyelids, cursing, "Fuck—fart!"
"Just you?" Yu smiled numbly, and said, "Call the police? Can my uncle—have thoughts about you?"
waiter:"……"
Jiang Jun: "..."
The two of them looked confused, they didn't know what the fish was talking about, they didn't agree with each other.
"Me! It's just me!" Yu Pai patted his chest and said, "You said——I'm so beautiful and sexy. I've lived with my uncle for almost a month, and he hasn't touched me. Just you—— pretty?"
Yu Baibai pointed at Jiang Jun who was hugging her, and said, "He can touch you? You still call the police? It's - funny!"
After the waiter heard this, his face turned purple.
Seeing this, Jiang Jun quickly patted Yu Zhuang on the back, and said angrily, "Stop talking to me! Do you think things are not messy enough?"
Yu wobbled and stroked Jiang Jun's face, and said softly, "Uncle, you—you told me to talk less?"
Jiang Jun said with a dark face, "Well, stop talking and go to sleep."
"Success!" Yu Baibai said in a long voice, "I—I listen to uncle, don't—others can't do it well."
After finishing speaking, Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun ambiguously, and said softly, "You are the only one! I will do whatever you ask me to do!"
Jiang Jun was blushing when he heard that, he hurriedly pressed Yubaitu's head on his shoulder, and said angrily: "Okay, you can go to sleep now!"
Just as Jiang Jun pressed Yu Baibai's head down, Yu Baibai suddenly got up again.
"What are you doing again!" Jiang Jun said angrily.
Yu smiled lazily, wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and said, "There's drool on this shoulder, I'll change it."
After all, Yu Baibai lay on Jiang Jun's other shoulder and fell asleep.
Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Yu Baibai had finally subsided.Then, he looked at the waiter with an apologetic face, and said, "Sorry, she drank too much, don't forget to take it to heart, but you can see that I'm really not a bad person."
"Uh..." The waiter said with a dark face, "All right."
After this Yubai made a fuss, the waiter also saw that this uncle is not a bad person, but what this Yubai said was too unacceptable.
After confirming that the uncle was not a bad person, she quickly handed him the room card, hoping in her heart that he could show the fish away quickly.
Jiang Jun took the room card, nodded and bowed to apologize, and walked towards the elevator. It was not until he entered the elevator and closed the elevator door that Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief.
He took another look at Zhengxiang Yubai, who was sleeping with his neck hugging him, and shook his head helplessly.
The elevator door opened, and Jiang Jun walked out. According to the number on the room card, he found the room that belonged to them.
Opening the guest room, just about to throw the Yubaiba hanging on Jiang Jun's body on the bed, Yubaibai woke up suddenly as if frightened, she cried and shouted: "Uncle...don't leave me."
Then, with a "wow", Yu Baibai even cried! ?
Seeing this, Jiang Jun immediately panicked. She hurriedly hugged Yubaiba in her arms, and patted her on the back lightly.
"Okay, Yubaiba won't cry, don't cry, uncle won't leave."
Feeling Jiang Jun's hug, Yu Baibai really stopped crying. Like a cat, she gently lay on Jiang Jun's shoulder, hugged his neck, and fell asleep again.
Seeing that Yu Baibai had calmed down, Jiang Jun raised his eyebrows, and after patting for a while, he felt tired, but as soon as he stopped, Yu Baibai seemed to be startled, and his quiet body began to grow again. reaction……
Jiang Jun took a look, is this okay?
He quickly patted her on the back again, which made Yu's swinging body quiet again.
Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, thinking to himself: What's the matter with this girl?It's okay to drink so much at the bar, why did he start drinking crazy when he came out?Come back?
(End of this chapter)
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