The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 116 Fishing
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When he returned to the fishing spot, Liu Zhengfeng finally opened it. In the bucket beside him, there were already three or four small crucian carp three inches long.

"Haha, Xiao Yang, the fish here are really stupid. They are so easy to take the bait. How hard is it to do that? I've already caught three or four of them..." Liu Zhengfeng was in high spirits.

"Hehe, yes...it's quite silly..." Yang Ming laughed quickly.

In fact, he thought that Liu Zhengfeng was quite stupid, and people didn't even know he was playing tricks... although it was a disaster that happened out of nowhere.

"Xiao Yang, I plan to cook this fish for lunch today, it must have a special taste..." Liu Zhengfeng said proudly.

"Hehe, yes! The fish I catch by myself are always the best..." Yang Ming smiled and nodded.

"I don't know how much the processing fee will be charged?" Liu Zhengfeng asked.

"There is no charge...only if you ask Hongan to cook... If you cook fish, Aunt Dabao will do it, you don't need to pay, if you want to experience cooking in a big pot It feels like you can do it yourself..." Yang Ming said.

"Chaihe doesn't need to pay, does it?" Liu Zhengfeng said.

"That's not enough..." Yang Ming was sweating a little, feeling that Liu Zhengfeng was like a general leading an army, trembling like walking on thin ice, for fear of being tricked by accident.

"We just found out...you village chief really loves money so much, let's talk about the milk. She first said it was 5 yuan a box, but your aunt said that it is worth 10 yuan a box. , she raised it to 10 yuan at that time..." Liu Zhengfeng had lingering fears about Mrs. Liu, and Mrs. Liu was very tight-lipped.

"Milk?" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.

"Yes, it's the kind you send to your employees..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Our milk doesn't seem to have a price yet, right? Why did she decide for me? I plan to sell it for 20 yuan a box..." Yang Ming was quite depressed and muttered.

"..." Liu Zhengfeng broke out in a cold sweat. At this moment, he finally saw the essence of Mrs. Liu. This Mrs. Liu is really a kind person. In the entire Zhengjia Village, there is no one who is more kind than Mrs. Liu.

"Haha, there are fish on my hook too..." Yang Ming saw his float sink, and immediately ran over in surprise, and lifted the pole. Sure enough, there was a small crucian carp with the length of a finger hanging on the hook. .

"Okay... Is Xiao Yang lucky?" Liu Zhengfeng picked on Brother Thumb to Yang Ming.

"Hey, it's so-so. When we went to Beidaihe, we went fishing with the fishing boat... Good guy, each of us fished more than 1000 catties..." Yang Ming began to talk about the fishing in Beidaihe a few days ago. thing.

"More than 1000 catties? Did I hear you right? When you go fishing, you can actually catch more than 1000 catties?" Liu Zhengfeng's eyes widened. "We have also been to Beidaihe before, and we have also gone fishing with fishing boats. At most, Forty to fifty catties, less than three or four taels, how can you catch so many fish?"

"Hehe, good luck..." Yang Ming smiled.

"Luck, yes, it can only be explained by luck..." Liu Zhengfeng sighed, nodded, but said in his heart, "God is so annoying, why did you give luck to this greedy vampire?"

"Hi... Where are you two fishing?" At this time, Zhang Yang came over and greeted.

"My name is Liu Zhengfeng, what do you call my little brother?" Liu Zhengfeng looked at Zhang Yang and said with a smile.

"Hehe, uncle, my name is Zhang Yang, and I'm his brother-in-law..." Zhang Yang pointed at Yang Ming with a smile, and said.

"Oh, Xiao Zhang? Do you have time tomorrow? Let's go into the mountains together?" Liu Zhengfeng extended an invitation to Zhang Yang. In his opinion, Zhang Yang is strong and fit for doing physical work. Let him follow It's just right to move and lift.

Liu Zhengfeng has already begun to fantasize about the scene of returning home with a rewarding experience.

"I have time, of course I have time..." When Zhang Yang heard that he was going to enter the mountain, his eyes lit up and his voice trembled.

"Okay, let's go to the mountains tomorrow morning..." Liu Zhengfeng suddenly thought of something again: "By the way, is there anyone in your village who has bad legs and feet and likes to hunt?"

"There are many people with bad legs and feet, all of them are old people, but I don't know who among them likes to hunt." Yang Ming said.

"It's not good to stretch a few legs, so that when we encounter wild animals, they will chase us..." Liu Zhengfeng said solemnly.

Both Yang Ming and Zhang Yang were not fools, not to mention that what they said was not cryptic. At that time, cold sweat broke out, and their expressions changed. I really didn't expect that Liu Zhengfeng was such a joke.

"Hahahahaha..." Liu Zhengfeng couldn't help laughing out loud seeing the changing expressions of these two people.

"What are you laughing at? Uncle, you are cruel..." Zhang Yang said.

"It's not called ruthlessness, it's called being prepared..." Liu Zhengfeng was still smiling.

"It doesn't matter. If we really encounter a beast, I'll let Zhang Yang take you away, and I'll stay behind..." Yang Ming said with a grim expression on his face.

Zhang Yang's expression was also not good-looking.

"Okay..." Liu Zhengfeng's face straightened, and he gave the two of them a thumbs-up, "Based on the performance of the two of you just now, I dare to go into the mountains with you..."

In fact, Liu Zhengfeng was also afraid. If he went into the mountains with these two people and ran into a wild beast, the two boys would run away in a hurry, then he would be in great trouble, and he would probably not be able to get out. What's more, this The farmhouse in the village is newly opened, and I and my wife Zhang Xiaofei are the first tourists. Who knows if there are any improper things in this village?If these two people rob themselves in the mountains, and then call their daughter-in-law to ask for money, and then tear up the ticket after getting the money, then they really have no place to sue for their grievances...

"Uncle, you're really cautious..." Yang Ming picked on Brother Thumb at Liu Zhengfeng.

"Hehe, it's better to be more cautious in life, there is nothing wrong with being careful..." Liu Zhengfeng chuckled.

"Scared us to death..." Zhang Yang also let out a long breath, "Uncle was actually cheated by my brother-in-law. What kind of heir is he? He told us to run away, and then he climbed up a tree and hid himself, and waited." The beast is gone, and he will come down and sneak home..."

"..." Liu Zhengfeng's back was covered with cold sweat, and his gaze changed when he looked at Yang Ming again: This kid is so ruthless!Poisonous enough! !Despicable enough! ! !
Liu Zhengfeng and Yang Ming were fishing together, while Zhang Yang watched from the side. At noon, Liu Zhengfeng actually caught half a bucket of small fish, all of which were small crucian carps about three inches long. He really deserved to be the runner-up in the legendary fishing competition ah……

On the other hand, Yang Ming's record was pitifully low. In a bucket, there were only four small fishes swimming in it, looking extremely deserted.

"Uncle, you are such a god, you actually caught so many fish?" Zhang Yang praised sincerely, his eyes squinted, and he glanced at Yang Ming's bucket, "Look at someone's bucket, there are only four fish!" Compared with the uncle, the little miscellaneous fish can jump into the river with shame."

"Hmph..." Yang Ming put away his fishing rod, "Zhang Yang, how about we make a bet? We catch more fish than the uncle and I. It's just our two families. I will definitely win the uncle, and whoever loses?" Alright, who pays 100 yuan..."

Zhang Yang's eyebrows twitched, and his eyes began to touch the shore. He heard that it must be his god brother who sacrificed the super magic weapon, otherwise he wouldn't be so arrogant and confident.

"No?" Zhang Yang groped around, but he didn't find any trace of the rope. He couldn't help but wonder, "Where did you put the little jar? It's time to pick it up?"

"Today I will definitely not use that thing..." Yang Ming said with certainty.

"Then what do you rely on?" Zhang Yang was puzzled.

"What do I rely on? I'm sure I won't tell you. Just say, do you dare to make this bet with me?" Yang Ming said.

"Just fight, what's the big deal? I don't believe it. You can use these four little fish to win the uncle's half bucket. It was agreed in advance that it can only be the fish in this river, not you. In the fish pond..." Zhang Yang said.

"I assure you, it's definitely not from the fish pond..." Yang Ming promised with a smile, "Is our bet settled?"

"It's been established. Uncle will be a notary. Whoever loses is not allowed to play tricks..." Zhang Yang said.

"Okay, I'll be your notary, but I can't do it for nothing. No matter who wins, you two have to share half of the bet with me..." Liu Zhengfeng said with a smile.

"Here is the real ruthless person..." Yang Ming was stunned, as if he had discovered a new continent.

"It's not a ruthless person, but a corrupt official..." Zhang Yang's words startled the sky.

"..." Liu Zhengfeng was depressed, "Let me tell you, don't make false accusations against me, you will be shuanggui..."

"Oh? So it's an official?" Yang Ming recognized it.

"In the past, I just got sick a few days ago..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Oh? No wonder uncle loves RMB so much... Tell us, how much did you get greedy when you were an official? We won't tell you..." Zhang Yang said.

"Don't be afraid. We Chinese don't discriminate against corrupt officials. As long as you eat meat, you can give the common people some soup. We don't care how much you want to be greedy..." Yang Ming also said.

"I said you two, why are you calling me a corrupt official?" Liu Zhengfeng was depressed, "Are you a disciplinary committee?"

"If you're not a corrupt official, how can you be so good at collecting money?" Zhang Yang said.

"I used to be the director of the Municipal Finance Bureau, okay? If I don't know how to collect money, I will be reported to the Organization Department in less than three days, and then I will be changed..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Oh? So it's fat..." Zhang Yang smiled badly, as if I knew you had money in your pocket.

"That's right, there's a piece of meat next to your mouth, who wouldn't take a bite? Isn't that so stupid?" Yang Ming also echoed.

"You two...there are several deputy directors of the Financial Bureau, it's not me who speaks loudly..." Liu Zhengfeng was anxious, "Do you still want me to be your notary? If not, I'm still clean, if If you use it, it costs 50 yuan, not a penny less, if you eat meat, you have to let me drink soup with you, right?"

"This soup and meat cannot be equated." Yang Ming said.

"Why not, the soup contains more nutrients than the meat..." Liu Zhengfeng said.

"Then when you go to the restaurant to be corrupt, if you order meat, the restaurant will serve you soup, and you will do it too?" Zhang Yang said.

"You two, I'm so mad. When did I become corrupt?" Liu Zhengfeng's eyes widened.

"Which of you officials is not a master at the banquet or a frequent visitor in the sauna room? Why do you pretend to be noble with us? We don't tell people..." Yang Ming said.

"I, I, I..." Liu Zhengfeng trembled all over his body, "I'm the expert at the banquet... I'm the regular customer in the sauna..." Liu Zhengfeng trembling, lifted up his clothes, revealing a blue face Purple skin, "It's okay for you to say here, but don't say it in front of my wife, I really haven't been to a sauna, I'm innocent..."

"Look at what you said, don't tell yourself? Isn't a sauna room just a steam room? It's almost like a bathhouse... We didn't say anything? Why are you not innocent? You must know what's inside The inside story, if you hadn't experienced it yourself, how could you know it so clearly..." Yang Ming laughed.

"I..." Liu Zhengfeng was choked, and he looked up to the sky and sighed after a long time: "My God, if I meet you two, even if Bao Qingtian is reborn, you will be discredited by you... It's really true that you two don't become lawyers." I'm so blind..."

"What kind of lawyer are you? How can it be compared to farming at home to make money comfortably?" Yang Ming said quite disdainfully.

"Also... Bao Qingtian doesn't need to be wiped by us, he is black..." Zhang Yang also said.

Liu Zhengfeng didn't say anything this time, he felt that if he said a word, he should be called a "three feet tall" character by these brothers.

"Uncle, as long as you promise not to divide our 50 yuan, we will believe that you are an upright official..." Yang Ming said.

"Not only an upright official, but also an upright official whose pockets are cleaner than his face..." Zhang Yang also said.

"I don't need you to believe it. Do you believe it or not...I'm not a notary of yours, no matter how much money you give..." Liu Zhengfeng lost his temper.

"It seems that we have offended uncle very badly this time. We hit the nail on the head. Anyone else would be impatient..." Yang Ming said.

"We call it a crooked attack. We have made a major discovery, but we don't know whether the uncle is corrupt or accepting bribes..." Zhang Yang said.

"Are you stupid? A director of the finance bureau guards the money of the entire finance bureau, who still accepts bribes? If a fool keeps a copy of the evidence of bribery and someone finds out later, he will stop working. It's not like corruption." Huh? As long as you change a few data on the invoice, you can cut a sum of money directly." Yang Ming said.

"You are even more stupid. The data on the invoice are all well-founded. If someone really checks you, they will check you for sure. You will never run away. How can it be as real as taking bribes? Open a bank account in Switzerland. Registered account, who wants to bribe me, just send the money to that account, even if some fool really leaves evidence of bribery, he will never find out about uncle..." Zhang Yang said.

"I just discovered that the two of you are simply..." Liu Zhengfeng was no longer angry at the moment, and shook his head with a wry smile: "All right, all right, I'll be your notary. ..."

"Then why are you betting? I lost right away..." Zhang Yang immediately protested.

"Hehehe, I know, you can make such a joke with me, it shows that I am still an upright official in your eyes, to be honest, I have received a lot of bribes, like Zhonghua, Yuxi, Moutai and Wuliangye have received a lot of these things..." Liu Zhengfeng said frankly.

"That's right, let me just say, the uncle doesn't look like that kind of old-fashioned person at first glance, how could he not put it in his pocket if it's good..." Yang Ming said.

"The ones I hug are all cigarettes and alcohol, and I have never had a single RMB..." Liu Zhengfeng said, putting away his fishing rod, "Okay, I'm not in the mood to let you talk nonsense, let's withdraw quickly, everyone It's noon..."

"Okay, let's go home..." Yang Ming stood up, stretched his waist, and lifted his own bucket, "Uncle, do you need me to carry it for you?"

"No, no, no, lest you make troubles and catch other people's fish into your bucket..." Zhang Yang quickly brought up Liu Zhengfeng's bucket.

on the way home...

"Brother Gan, shouldn't I pay back the gambling debt?" Zhang Yang held the bucket, looked at the four little fish in Yang Ming's bucket, and felt that he had already got a piece of RMB with a face value of [-].

"Yes! Hurry up and bring over 100 yuan..." Yang Ming said very confidently.

"Hey, hey, now the result is clearly revealed..." Zhang Yang became more confident.

"Hmph, let me tell you, your sister-in-law caught a lot of fish in the river with a small jar. There is a big bucket full..." Yang Ming smiled proudly.

"Isn't that right? Even if Sister Chou catches young and old fish, what does it have to do with you? It's you betting with Uncle..." Zhang Yang dismissed it.

"Hehe, what I just said was a competition between two families, and I didn't say that I was alone. Brother-in-law, you must remember it in the future. When you bet with others, you must listen clearly and don't bring a word. Bad..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"You, you, you..." Zhang Yang was so angry that he almost hit his head on a stone. The 100 yuan is gone.

"Ahem, it's still too early to say this, after all, we don't know the exact amount, right? If there is a difference of one or two dollars, it can decide the winner, right?" At the critical moment, the notary Liu Zhengfeng stepped forward.

"That's right? What we're comparing to is living, and gurgling in the pot is not considered..." Zhang Yang regained his energy, and couldn't help but slow down his steps back home. Time is a good medicine, maybe it's just a little Going back in a second, Wei Qingqing put all the fish in the pot.

"Hmph, no matter how much time you waste, it's useless. Your sister-in-law is not stupid, how could she put all the fish in the pot?" Yang Ming said disdainfully.

"That's not true! Don't you also have tourists in your family? Adding a few people will add a lot of fish..." Liu Zhengfeng heard something wrong, "By the way, I remembered, we are not The first visitor? Why did Sister-in-law Liu say that the Venerable Master lives in your house?"

"Aren't we going to live in their house?" Zhang Yang took over the words, "We will stay in their house until our house is built..."

"So it's such a master?" Liu Zhengfeng was relieved.

As soon as the three of them arrived under the willow tree at the gate, sure enough, there was a smell of cooking small fish with pasted pancakes in the room, and Wei Qingqing was sitting by the pot to light the fire. In the big pot in the yard, a group of small fish The cub was swimming happily, and it was clear who would win.

Zhang Shufang and the others have already returned from the market. Zhang Shufang is packing a piece of mutton bought from the market on the chopping board in the outhouse, planning to clean it up and eat it at night.

Yang Zhengfang was nowhere to be seen, but Yang Ming knew that his father must be hiding in the backyard right now.Yang Zhengfang was really ashamed of Mr. Huang. This man insisted on recognizing him as a godfather, and he couldn't drive him away. Last night, he and his wife Zhang Shufang slept in the cabin in the hot spring pool, and they slept with their son and daughter-in-law. Changed places.

"Hey! Didn't you say that Yang Ming was a tour guide? Why is there another one? Husband, don't you want to supervise the construction site?..." Sun Fangfang didn't come out of the house, but from the east wing She came out, and listening to her words, she must know that there are tourists in the village.

"Ah?" Zhang Yang opened his mouth wide, "Our elder brother is overseeing the work there, don't you feel relieved?" The elder brother Zhang Yang mentioned refers to Mr. Huang, although Yang Zhengfang didn't accept this son, but Zhang Yang admitted it .

ps: Ask for recommendation, ask for collection...

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