The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 179 Distress
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The two old guys took out their mobile phones at the same time, and when they saw on the screen, it turned out to be an offline file, and the file name on it was 'Siku Quanshu Zhidan Gong'.

The eyes of the two old guys lit up, and they quickly opened the file, and a string of words appeared on the screen of the phone...

"Hahahahaha...it really is like this, it really is like this..." The old pervert stroked it first, and couldn't help laughing, "Although many key steps are missing, as long as you compare them with Taoist classics, you can easily understand them. Completed..."

"Stop talking nonsense, there are so many Taoist masters in history, if they could make it up, wouldn't they have made it up long ago???" The old liar had a depressed expression on his face. The alchemy is indeed true, but it is incomplete Yes, many key parts have been tampered with. As long as you practice, you will be fine at first, but as you practice for a long time, you will definitely be in danger of going crazy.

"Hmph..." The old pervert just snorted twice proudly, without saying a word, but the old liar understood a little bit, don't let this old bastard have a way to restore the alchemy, right? ? ?

The old liar couldn't help looking at the old pervert eagerly.

"Hey hey hey... It's no big deal to tell you. We've already got most of the Dan Gong. The bad part is this half..." The old pervert pondered for a while, then smiled, and finally told his old friend .

"You're so interesting..." The old liar was moved.

"It's fine, it's fine, if you want to cool off outside, you can cool off. We're freezing to death, so we won't be with you..." Yang Ming said, pulling Wei Qingqing into the house.

The two old guys followed behind.

Entering the house, Mrs. Liu was sitting on the kang and watching TV. The pictures on the TV were shot with Yang Ming as the center. Mrs. Liu giggled while watching.

"You guys, play on your own, I'll go outside to cool off for a while..." The old pervert blushed and ran away, hiding in the cowshed in the backyard.

"I, I'll go out and have a look..." The old liar also looked embarrassed, and went directly to the front yard, and got into the west wing.

"Yang Ming, you're really hurtful. You deliberately provoked them and captured their ugliness???" Aunt Liu suppressed her smile and gave Yang Ming a white look.

"Hmph! Who told them to beat my husband? If it wasn't for my husband's good physique and quick recovery, he would be a panda now..." Wei Qingqing became angry when Yang Ming was beaten, and the two partnered up. Isn't it unreasonable to bully one, although any of them can easily knock down Yang Ming.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming sat on the top of the kang, "Where's Aunt Fat???"

"I went to the market with Zhang Xiaofei, the fat aunt was going to the market, Zhang Xiaofei insisted on following, and wanted to come with me, but I didn't go, so I asked the fat aunt to follow..." Aunt Liu took out a big apple from the quilt , took a bite and said.

Wei Qingqing climbed onto the kang, snatched the apple from her hands, and said, "You can't tell anyone about what you saw today..."

Aunt Liu rolled her eyes and said, "Look at what you said, I'm so ignorant? Don't talk about anything else, just talk about that thermostat, and if it spreads out, it will turn the world upside down??? I said you can How dare you trust those two old men???" He didn't eat the apples, picked up the work, and started working.

"It's not me who trusts others, but the person who guarantees them. I can't help but believe it..." Yang Ming reached into the quilt, found a big peach, took a bite, but immediately reacted: "Hey , I said, who put the peach in the quilt? I don’t know if it has hair? Let me see..." Yang Ming looked at the quilt he took out the peach, and his face darkened immediately: "This is not my quilt What? Who did it???"

"Hey hey, it's not me, it's not me..." Mrs. Liu smiled openly, shaking her hands again and again.

"It's even less likely to be me. Husband, think about it. Sometimes the two of us sleep on the same quilt. Can I do that???" Wei Qingqing said softly, staring straight at Aunt Liu.

"Sister-in-law Liu, you are so mean..." Yang Ming glared at Aunt Liu and said.

"Yang Ming, if you miss sister-in-law so much, you will make her sad..." Liu sister-in-law immediately put on a wronged look.

"All right, all right, I don't miss you that much, this peach got in by itself..." Seeing Aunt Liu's grievance, Yang Ming's head immediately grew dizzy.

"You still don't believe me..." Aunt Liu wanted to cry.

"In this night, you've learned to put on a show..." Wei Qingqing looked at Aunt Liu contemptuously and said.

"I'm happy..." Aunt Liu's face changed quickly, and immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, blinking at Wei Qingqing.

"What did you buy at the market yesterday??" Yang Ming asked while chewing on a peach.

"What else can I buy? It's just something to eat and play. Fangfang is crazy. When you said that her parents came, she almost sold out the pork and fish stalls at that time. She has a lot of money... Aunt Liu clicked her tongue when she thought of Sun Fangfang's excitement after receiving the news of her parents' arrival yesterday.

"She and her parents rarely see each other several times a year..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Hey... did you go back to Liujia Village yesterday???" Yang Ming asked.

"Seeing what you're asking, that's my natal family. I came back after having dinner..." Aunt Liu said.

"Then you also watched the ex-uncles???" Yang Ming asked.

"I want to see it, but Uncle Zheng won't let me in, saying I'm the daughter-in-law of the Zheng family..." Sister Liu curled her lips as she said.

"You two are so interesting..." Wei Qingqing said sourly, "Yang Ming used to be called Uncle Zheng, and Aunt Liu was called Uncle Qian, but now it happens to be the other way around..."

"Hmph..." Mrs. Liu hummed twice, "After I die, I will enter the Yang family's ancestral grave. Of course, I will call you whatever Yang Ming calls me..."

"Stop talking nonsense...you are the daughter-in-law of the Zheng family, why should you enter our Yang family's ancestral grave??" Wei Qingqing's eyes widened.

"I can't enter the Zheng family's ancestral grave. Zheng Dazhi's parents have already married their son as a yin relative, so I'm superfluous..." Aunt Liu said.

According to folk custom, a bachelor is not allowed to enter the ancestral tomb. Therefore, generally speaking, people who pass away when they are young and middle-aged must form a yin relationship before they can be buried in the ancestral tomb. Even if they cannot form a yin relationship, then It is also possible to carve individuals with stone or wood and to be buried together.

(That’s why it’s very important to marry a daughter-in-law. If you don’t have a daughter-in-law, you won’t even be able to enter the ancestral grave after death. If you get a stone man or a wooden man to be buried with you, then your face will go to the underworld...)
"Then you can't go to our family's ancestral grave, right??" Wei Qingqing was deeply concerned about Mrs. Liu's idea of ​​entering the Yang family's ancestral grave, because it was a matter of status.

"Then you let sister-in-law be a lonely ghost??? Actually, it's fine to be a lonely ghost, as long as you can chat with me in your dreams every night, the lonely ghost will be a lonely ghost..." Liu Sister-in-law said.

"..." Wei Qingqing pouted, "Don't scare me, if you die, I'll hang a mahogany sword on the kang..."

"You're ruthless..." Aunt Liu gave Wei Qingqing a vicious look.

"It's alright, alright, you two have neurological problems, and you're living a good life, and you said such scary things..." Yang Ming quickly stopped them and got off the kang, "Every day, it's all a matter, and it's okay. It's time to play, you guys can play at home, I'll go outside to catch some fish in the river..."

"The river outside is full of ice, how to catch it?" Wei Qingqing didn't understand.

"Stupid, let's cut the ice open. When the ice is broken, the fish will come to breathe by themselves, and they can catch it with a strainer..." said Mrs. Liu.

"I hate it, who told you to say that? She's playing tricks with her husband..." Wei Qingqing said softly, and stretched out two fingers to pinch Aunt Liu's arm.

"It hurts..." Mrs. Liu knocked off Wei Qingqing's hand with a slap, and looked at Yang Ming: "Yang Ming, don't use escapism, and tell me clearly. After I die, you will let me Don't let me enter your ancestral grave???"

"Well, actually, what I say doesn't count, and I can't be the head of our old Yang family, can I?" Yang Ming laughed.

"Nonsense, of course you can't be the one now??? I'm not going to die right now???" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a hard look, "When I die, it's likely that you will be the head of the old Yang family I'm in charge..."

"This..." Yang Ming's forehead was dripping with sweat. In fact, Aunt Liu was right. According to this momentum, when the older generation passed away, Yang Ming became the head of the old Yang family. It is certain, although he is not the boss among his peers in the old Yang family, but if he is to say that he is the most promising, he is the one who got the golden finger. He will definitely have the greatest say in the old Yang family in the future.

"What is this??? You don't want to let you enjoy the beauty after death? There is only one daughter-in-law when you are alive, and there are two after death. Go for it..." Auntie Liu's big eyes were bent into crescent moons.

"I'm the eldest..." Wei Qingqing directly corrected her status.

"Ehuang Nvying..." Mrs. Liu said.

"Impossible..." Wei Qingqing was aggressive and refused to give in, "It would be nice to let you in, but you still want to be equal to me??? I'm carrying on the family line of the old Yang family, can you???"

"Why not? I also have a child in my stomach, but you, how do you know that the child in your stomach is a kid? What if it's a girl???" Aunt Liu said.

"Tch, my husband has already said that a girl is a girl. If he plants beans, I can grow melons? Besides, are the seeds in your stomach from our old Yang's family?" Wei Qingqing smugly road.

"Why not? After I was born, I asked him to recognize his blood with Yang Ming. Let's see if he is..." said Aunt Liu.

"Blood to recognize relatives? People with the same blood type can get along with each other. This is known to all fools. If you do a DNA test..." Wei Qingqing said disdainfully.

"Just do it. When the time comes, I'll let you know that my son is Yang Ming's seed..." Aunt Liu said.

"You two are insane..." Yang Ming wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then dodged directly. Sometimes, I really don't know what this woman is thinking.

It really corresponds to a song, girls' minds, boys, don't guess, you can't figure it out after guessing...

Yang Ming came to the front yard and got into the west wing.

"Here???" The old liar was squatting in the corner and catting. Seeing Yang Ming coming in, he couldn't help saying hello.

"Hehe, what are you doing???" Yang Ming asked with a smile, while taking the sieve from the wall, he wanted to use it to catch fish.

"You still have the nerve to say it? Our old brothers are stumped, so we can only hide here..." the old liar said angrily.

"But... you don't have to point your butt at the camera? Show us your beautiful butt? You are quite charming..." Yang Ming laughed.

With a sound of 'whoosh', the old liar jumped up and jumped out of the west wing, his face flushed with embarrassment, and he said angrily: "Your house...your house is a wolf's den, no, your house is more dangerous than a wolf's den , It's really despicable, it's so shameless..." The old liar really yelled at him this time, his heart was not considered young, but he was hurt by Yang Ming one after another.

"One more curse, and I'll post it on the Internet..." Yang Ming's words made the old liar stop.

"Hehe, you are busy, the toilet is in the backyard..." Yang Ming came out of the west wing with a sieve, a chisel and a chisel, and walked out of the west wing with a smile. Go along the river.

"Toilet???" For a moment, the old liar didn't understand what Yang Ming told him to do in the toilet, but then he thought that he was squatting in the west wing just now, didn't he just go to the toilet?His old face immediately turned black, but he really didn't dare to challenge Yang Ming. This kid looked like a softie, maybe he could really post his video on the Internet.

The creek is not wide, but it is definitely not narrow either. The ice is so thick that if you step on it, it is as solid as concrete.

Yang Ming walked to the center of the river, took a chisel and an iron drill, and cut a large hole about one meter in diameter in the ice.

The crushed ice was scooped up by the sieve, and soon, a large number of fish flooded into the ice hole. They all came here to breathe. In the winter, they are simmering in the ice, and there is a chance to breathe. I will definitely not let it go.

Bubbles of '噗噗' came out, the mouths of the fish were opening and closing, breathing greedily, Yang Ming could see clearly, these fish were all big fish over half a foot, and the place under the bridge was chiseled by the old satyr. The ice cave is different. When building the bridge, the shallow water area was chosen for the stability of the bridge piers. Therefore, there are basically small fish there, but the place Yang Ming chose is different. This is basically the deepest part of the river, and the big fish are basically there. They are all concentrated here. According to Zheng Dabao, a long time ago, when the People’s Republic of China was just established, the river in the village was not too big. There was not much fertilizer, so someone dug a mud pond and used the mud to fertilize the land. During that time, the stream in the village gradually became a river. Great part.

The fish are so active, of course Yang Ming is not polite, just go to the sieve to fish...

As soon as the sieve went down, seven or eight big fish were picked up straight away. The fish were jumping in the sieve, Yang Ming directly dumped them on the ice, and then continued to go down the sieve.

The fish were dumped on the ice, and were quickly frozen on top of it. The cold air invaded their bodies and directly took away their vitality.

One sieve, two sieves, three sieves...

Yang Ming scooped it up and down, and seven or eight fish were picked up every time the sieve went down.

"Hey...brother, let me play for a while???" When Yang Ming was fishing in full swing, a voice suddenly rang in his ears. Yang Ming was startled, jittered, and turned his head away. I was seeing Sun Fangfang blinking her big eyes, looking eagerly at Yang Ming... the sieve in his hand...

This distraction doesn't matter. Originally, Yang Ming was squatting by the edge of the ice hole. With this twist, one foot was padded up, and the ice is very slippery...

thump……

When Yang Ming leaned over, his whole body fell headfirst into the ice hole...

Sun Fangfang is still planning to play the game of Gange, who knows that Gange suddenly 'jumped' into the ice hole, she is still puzzled, if you don't let me play, don't let me play, why did you jump into the ice hole Woolen cloth?The eyes blinked, and suddenly reacted, a pair of beautiful big eyes immediately opened round: "Ah..."

The screams immediately spread throughout Zhengjia Village, and Sun Fangfang finally found out that her brother Yang Ming had fallen into the ice hole...

Sun Fangfang's screams were very loud, and soon, the people who worked in the shed rushed over, and then all the old and young men, aunts and daughters-in-law in the whole village also rushed over, and they came together. There are many tourists...

"What's the matter??? Fangfang, what's the matter?" Wei Qingqing also rushed over in a hurry, she immediately heard that the screaming people were her good sisters, without hesitation, He ran out of the house directly.

"Brother...Brother..." Sun Fangfang was so frightened that she couldn't speak, she just pointed to the hole in the ice and kept calling her brother, tears falling down.

Wei Qingqing understood all of a sudden, there was a buzzing in her head, her eyes darkened, and she fainted.

Fortunately, there were quite a few people around her, and she fell in the same place, right in Sister Tie's arms, so she didn't break...

"Oh, the boss fell into the ice hole, what should I do..." Sister Tie stomped her feet anxiously.

"Brother Yang, Brother Yang..." Zheng Dayong lay on the edge of the ice hole and yelled loudly.

"What's the matter? Who fell into the ice hole???" Mrs. Liu was just going to the bathroom, and when she heard the screams, she hurried to this side, wearing her belt while running.

"It's Yang Ming..."

I don't know who said it, anyway, when Mrs. Liu heard the word 'Yang Ming', she fainted and her body became limp. Fortunately, just like Wei Qingqing, there was also the old man who rushed over with him. Liar, the old liar supported Aunt Liu the moment she passed out.

"I'm going to save Brother Yang..." At that moment, someone shouted, and then, with a plop, jumped into the ice hole...

"Dahan..." Zheng Dayong yelled, lying on the edge of the ice hole, stretching out his hands weakly. Just now, he grabbed Zheng Dahan's clothes, but he couldn't stop him from jumping down.

"I'll go too..." Zheng Tong also wanted to jump down to save Yang Ming. After all, his father's life was saved by others. However, with Zheng Dahan's precedent, everyone stopped him in time, but Zheng Tong also He was so stubborn that he had to jump down desperately, and Aunt Dabao was so scared that he kept crying. It was the old man Zheng Guangrong who slapped him twice so that he stopped.

"What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and take the rope, I'll go down later..." Zheng Dabao was in a hurry, roaring loudly.

"I said, what are you doing???"

There was the sound of upper teeth being knocked down, and everyone turned their heads to look, only to see a drenched man standing outside tremblingly.

"boss???"

"Brother Yang???"

"Brother..." Seeing Yang Ming's figure, Sun Fangfang immediately relaxed, crying, threw herself into Yang Ming's arms and began to cry.

"I said, why are you crying? I'm not doing well, I'm just a little panicked from the cold..." Yang Ming said, patting his younger sister on the back.

"It's all my fault, it's all my fault..." Sun Fangfang cried.

"What does it have to do with you?" Yang Ming repeatedly comforted: "I heard someone called Zheng Dahan just now, did I make a mistake??? It should be called my name..."

"Zheng Dahan jumped down to save you..." Sun Fangfang cried.

"What???" Yang Ming was taken aback, and ran to the edge of the ice hole, "Dahan jumped down???"

"Brother Yang, I didn't catch him..." Zheng Dayong cried.

"Oh my god, Zheng Dahan is such an idiot..." Yang Ming cursed, and then jumped down again with a plop...

This time, everyone was stunned on the spot...

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