The Little Days of the Great Landlord
Chapter 195 Treaties
Chapter 195 Treaties
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As soon as Yang Ming came out of the farm space, he was immediately taken aback by the scene in front of him. In front of him was a small white hand. Of course, a small hand is not scary, especially a small white hand. However, when this A small hand is infinitely close to your face, so close that it makes you think that this hand is huge, and when it is so close that you cannot see the tenderness of this hand, it will be a bit scary...
"Hey, hello???" Facing the little hand in front of him, Yang Ming instinctively hid back, but behind him was a wooden wall. It was no surprise that the back of Yang Ming's head was head-on against the wall. There was a blow, and he couldn't help grinning and screaming in pain.
"What's the matter with you??? Why are you distracted???" The owner of the little hand quickly hugged his head to see if the back of his head was injured.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just watched you work, and I have some insights..." Yang Ming's nonsense came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Oh??? What do you think??? Let me hear it..." Aunt Liu laughed.
"This kind of sentiment can only be felt, not expressed in words..." Yang Ming said seriously.
"Hehehe, you know how to talk nonsense. If you are distracted, just be distracted. My sister-in-law will not blame you..." Aunt Liu giggled coquettishly, and gave Yang Ming a coquettish look.
"No, I really have a feeling. When you are working, I feel that your skills are close to the Tao, but I can't tell you the specifics..." Yang Ming said.
"Hehe...you don't need to explain to sister-in-law, sister-in-law knows that sister-in-law is not as good as Qingqing..." Sister-in-law Liu smiled, but a trace of disappointment appeared on her face.
Of course Yang Ming saw her loss, so...
"That's right, explaining is just covering up, Mrs. Liu, you and our family are really incomparable..." Yang Ming heaved a long sigh, and said with a sideways glance at Mrs. Liu.
Why did Mrs. Liu froze for a moment when she heard Yang Ming say this, her eyes blinked, and then a trace of shame and anger appeared on her face, she stretched out her slender hand, and squeezed Yang Ming's ear: "You What are you talking about??? If you have the ability, you can say what you said just now..."
"Oh, my sister-in-law Liu, please forgive me, my ears, my ears fell off..." Yang Ming felt that Mrs. Liu really didn't hold back, she really twisted her ears hard, of course Aunt Liu still has a sense of propriety, otherwise, with her physique of eating dragon eggs, she can twist Yang Ming's ears off with only [-]% of her strength.
"Are you still talking nonsense??" Mrs. Liu stared at her beautiful eyes, like a tigress showing her might.
"Don't dare, dare not..." Yang Ming begged for mercy repeatedly, but he grabbed Aunt Liu's wrist and gently pulled it down. Of course, he didn't dare to pull it hard, otherwise, Aunt Liu would be dragged to death Tight, if the two of them don't have a tacit understanding, they might really tear off their ears.
"Then tell me, Wei Qingqing, that little girl, is better than me???" Aunt Liu was still relentless.
"It's not as good as it is, how can our family Qingqing be as good as you??? Mrs. Liu is the best in the world..." Yang Ming flattered and flattered him without any backbone.
"Hmph, that's about the same..." Mrs. Liu snorted triumphantly, "Then tell me, in what aspects is Qingqing inferior to sister-in-law???"
"That's too much, I can't finish talking for a while..." Yang Ming flattered him.
"Then pick up the important ones..." Aunt Liu reprimanded softly.
"She...can't twist her ears..." Yang Ming said cautiously with a mournful face.
"Huh???" Hearing the example Yang Ming gave, Mrs. Liu's eyes widened. She felt a little unbelievable, but she used some strength to make Yang Ming's ear turn the angle. A few degrees.
"Oh, I said I didn't say it, but you wanted me to say it, and you still punished me after I said it..." Yang Ming was crying, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Huh???" Mrs. Liu grinned in response, shaking the goosebumps on her body, and quickly let go of Yang Ming's ears with her little hand, "You're so disgusting, you're still crying..."
"You...you wait for me, wait for my wife to come back, do you think I will tell my daughter-in-law..." Yang Ming cried out, wiped the corners of his eyes where there were no tears, with a sad expression on his face.
"Pfft..." Mrs. Liu laughed, she was as gorgeous as a hundred flowers blooming, she stood up swiftly, and kicked Yang Ming's ass, "You are so disgusting, you don't look like that at all, You look like a clown, you are capable, you really squeezed tears out..."
"It's not like???" Yang Ming immediately turned bitter.
"It doesn't look like it at all, but because you made your aunt laugh, I don't care about you. When you admire beautiful women, you dare to lose your mind. It's a huge mistake in life..." Mrs. Liu was very generous. With a wave of his hand, he said with satisfaction.
"You don't care about it, but I should care about it... It doesn't matter if you take advantage of me! But you can't take advantage of my dad??? When will my dad have an extra young girl like you??? "Yang Ming snorted angrily and pointed at Mrs. Liu.
"What? You still want to seek justice for your father???" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a sideways look, and said disdainfully.
"That..." Yang Ming's forehead was sweating, and he smiled mischievously, "This justice must be won back, but I am not capable of completing this glorious and arduous task. It was handed over to our family, Qingqing..."
"No prospect..." Mrs. Liu curled her lips in disdain, then laughed again, and then sighed: "When Bao'er's father was alive, he didn't know how to make me happy. Every time I was angry, that wooden Liao, just squatting on the side and giggling..." His eyes were blurred, as if recalling the happy life back then.
"Wow, it turns out that elder brother is still a master-level performance artist..." Yang Ming exclaimed in surprise, the exaggeration was almost limitless.
"Just laugh at him, he is very narrow-minded, be careful that he comes back to look for you in the middle of the night..." Mrs. Liu rolled her eyes and gave Yang Ming a hard look.
"Just look for it, I'm afraid that if he finds it, he will be so angry that he will die again..." Yang Ming chuckled.
"I just found out that you infected Zhang Yang. When did Zhang Yang's broken mouth fall on you??" Aunt Liu squinted her fierce eyes and gave Yang Ming a vicious look. Yang Ming made fun of her late husband, and was a little unhappy.
"Hmph..." Yang Ming laughed mischievously, but his eyes were on Aunt Liu, scanning up and down.
"What are you looking at???" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a blank look, returned to the place where she was doing her work, and continued to be busy with her work, "You, you are not cute at all now, the old Yang Ming What a rarity, serious, never making too much jokes with others..."
"I don't make excessive jokes with outsiders. When did you see me get into trouble with strangers???" Yang Ming said, leaning comfortably on the wall.
"Hmph, isn't there??? You, whoever you talk to, won't you choke him to death with a single sentence???" Aunt Liu glanced at Yang Ming and said angrily.
"Is there???" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, and recalled carefully. Thinking about it, he really found that he had indeed changed a little in just a few months, but he could understand it. This kind of change is a manifestation of self-confidence. In the past, I couldn't let go of my mind. No matter what I did, I always focused on others and tried to satisfy everyone. It can be said that I used to be a little humble, but now I have a little domineering self, and I will also consider my own gains and losses when making others satisfied.
"You can feel it yourself too???" Aunt Liu couldn't help saying softly as she watched Yang Ming sink into deep thought.
"Well, a little bit..." In the end, Yang Ming had no choice but to nod his head, admitting that he had indeed changed a lot.
"Actually, it's a good sign that you have become what you are now. You used to look like a big boy, but now you look like a man. My sister-in-law sees you as a man and thinks you are someone to rely on. I just entrusted the rest of my life to you, don't let my sister-in-law down..." Liu sister-in-law said with a smile.
"Heh heh heh, the burden you put on me is really too heavy, and I don't even give you food. I'm afraid I can't bear it..." Yang Ming started to be funny again.
"Look at you, I'll tell you that you've changed a lot, right??? In the past, Yang Ming never asked for compensation for helping others..." Mrs. Liu pointed at Yang Ming, as if she really did.
"I can't help it... I'm forced to help more people to help others..." Yang Ming said aggrievedly.
"Crap, nonsense..." Mrs. Liu sneered disdainfully.
"What nonsense??? This is what Confucius said. Some people... are uneducated, it's terrible, but they can still get mixed up in the position of a national cadre..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes.
"Yang Ming, I'll fight with you..." Mrs. Liu blushed, she put down her sewing, quickly climbed to Yang Ming's side, threw him to the ground, sat on his waist, and The little hand grabbed Yang Ming's cheek, and the other hand twisted his nose.
"I said, don't go crazy, okay??" Yang Ming's cheeks were pulled, and his speech was blurred.
"You will talk nonsense, when did Confucius say such a bastard??? Help others and you have to be paid??? There is a saying??? Do good with the intention, although good is not rewarded, do evil without intention Although evil is not punished..." Mrs. Liu pouted her mouth, twisting Yang Ming's nose and cheeks vigorously with her two small hands.
"What I said is true. The sage Confucius did say that. I don't remember where it came from. But, think about it, if you help others, you can't get any benefits. Sometimes you have to pay for it yourself. Who will do good deeds in the future??? However, after doing good deeds, they can get rewards, and the enthusiasm of people to do good deeds will be mobilized, and there will be more people who do good deeds... Do good deeds... , People have done good deeds, so why not reward them??? He did evil deeds unintentionally, so why not punish him??? Now it is a society ruled by law, rewards and punishments are not clear, and the world is still in chaos... "Yang Ming said vaguely.
"Huh??? What you said really makes sense..." Mrs. Liu stopped suddenly, leaned down slightly, and looked at Yang Ming with a half-smile, "Then, Yang Ming , you miss sister-in-law, how can I repay you???"
"Uh..." Yang Ming looked at the half-smile expression on Mrs. Liu's face, and immediately knew that Mrs. Liu might have some weird thoughts, so he shook his head quickly and said, "Where is that??? We're not Outsider, I'm Bao'er's godfather, and I'm your godhusband, I should help you, if I accept your reward, won't we be far away???"
"Then, my godfather, do you need me to fulfill my duties as a wife??" Aunt Liu's face was full of smiles, and there was even a wicked look in her eyes.
"Of course, in the future, I will leave all the laundry and cooking in our house to you, um, and tidy up the house, make quilts for me and Qingqing, and when we both wash our feet at night, you wash our feet The water is ready, of course, if you can wash our feet yourself, that would be the best..." Yang Ming generously put forward his request which is not 'too' high.
"Do you treat me like an old lady, or a girl???" Aunt Liu's face turned dark immediately, and her little hands began to wreak havoc on Yang Ming's face again.
"Sister-in-law Liu, I was wrong, please forgive me..." Yang Ming hurriedly begged for mercy.
"You take care of the laundry and cooking..." Mrs. Liu took the opportunity to make a request.
"I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it..." Yang Ming hurriedly agreed.
"It's yours to tidy up the house and make the quilt..." Aunt Liu took advantage of the victory and pursued.
"Yeah, it's all mine..." Yang Ming was forced to sign the unequal treaty again.
"Every night, you have to wash Qingqing and me's feet, hehe, before washing your feet, you have to test the temperature of the water with your paws..." Mrs. Liu was afraid that Yang Ming would do something to her in the footwashing water, think about it A pot of scalding boiling water is usually used to shed chickens, ducks and geese. If you put a human foot in it...
"Yeah, I will definitely do it. It is my honor, Mr. Yang, to wash the feet of these two beauties..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly and said.
"You are telling the truth, you are not perfunctory to me???" Aunt Liu said condescendingly, squinting at Yang Ming.
"Absolutely not, I swear to the lamp..." Yang Ming pointed to the light bulb on the roof and said.
"Lamp? What's the use of swearing to the lamp???" Before Aunt Liu could speak, Wei Qingqing's voice came from outside the window.
Ah? ? ?
Both Yang Ming and Mrs. Liu were startled. They couldn't help but turned their heads and looked towards the window. They saw Wei Qingqing lying on the window, watching the show happily... However, the two were extremely sensitive to discover that the air in the air There was even a faint sour smell floating around.
"That's all..." Yang Ming shook his head helplessly, "Next time I swear, I will never face the light again, um, the location has to be changed, otherwise I will have to frighten a certain girl's appearance..."
"Hmph, I didn't do anything wrong. As for being scared out of my wits???..." Wei Qingqing lay on the window, with a big melon in her hand at some point, with a 'squeak', she took a big bite, That voice makes people know that this melon is very sandy and sweet...
"Qingqing, so Qingqing..." Mrs. Liu couldn't help swallowing her saliva looking at the big melon, she ran to the window to please Wei Qingqing, and smiled coquettishly.
"What are you doing???" Wei Qingqing squinted at Aunt Liu triumphantly, intentionally making the action of eating the melon more attractive...
"That, is it sweet???" Aunt Liu smiled coyly.
"Of course it's sweet, otherwise why is it called a melon???" Wei Qingqing glanced at Aunt Liu, and took another big bite of the melon. The pink and white flesh, the tempting sweetness, made people drool. saliva.
"For the sake of helping you fix your husband, give one to my sister-in-law..." Mrs. Liu flattered her.
"Seeing that you made someone swear to the lamp, I will reward you with one..." Wei Qingqing reached down, took out another big melon, and handed it to Aunt Liu.
"Is there a reward??? Isn't it just a broken melon??? Who cares so much..." Mrs. Liu got the melon, her tone changed immediately, and she ate it happily.
"Go eat your melon, be careful not to choke to death..." Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes.
"Thank you..." For Wei Qingqing's 'blessing', Aunt Liu was not angry at all, but thanked her with a smile.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing snorted and started eating melons again.
"By the way, is the watermelon ripe?? Last month, I saw a few big watermelons, which have grown enough to be eaten. I don't know how it is now..." Yang Ming said, and came to the window Next, as the distance got closer, Wei Qingqing's voice of eating melon was so clear and sweet that it made people feel a little outrageous.
"Those melons are too big, how can I hold them by myself??? Simply let them stay in the greenhouse and hold them back until the Chinese New Year. Anyway, it's only a few days..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Yeah, that makes sense..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile on his face, staring at the melon in Wei Qingqing's hand, "Can I have a taste??? Second-hand ones are also fine..."
"Ah???" Wei Qingqing was puzzled. He had only heard of second-hand smoke, second-hand mobile phones, and second-hand computers. How come there are second-hand melons? ? ? ?
"Hmph, you licentious little bastard, why don't sister-in-law give you second-hand food..." Aunt Liu smiled, stretched out a slender finger, and tapped on Yang Ming's forehead.
"Hehe..." Yang Ming didn't speak, just looked at Wei Qingqing with a smile.
"I'm really out of date, so just say it directly, what do you mean???" Wei Qingqing was still puzzled, but seeing the bad looks of the two of them, she knew it was not a good thing to say. There was a slight blush.
"Little idiot..." Mrs. Liu muttered in a very weak way, and leaned over to Wei Qingqing's ear, muttering softly for a while, but Wei Qingqing's little face gradually turned crimson, red Everyone has to hand over the juice.
"You... scoundrel..." Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming. Thinking about the scene described by Aunt Liu, she felt her bones go numb.
"Hey, my wife, is it first-hand or second-hand?" Yang Ming said with a smile.
"It's so cheap..." Wei Qingqing said, stuffing the half-bitten melon into Yang Ming's mouth.
"Did you eat half of it??? Then it's neither first-hand nor second-hand. It's not easy to forget???" Yang Ming smiled slightly.
"How many hands is that?" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a wink and said with a smile.
"Well, even if it's five-handed, I can already smell the deliciousness of my wife's saliva..." Yang Ming hugged the melon with a smile, ran to the side and gnawed it happily.
"Hmph, you'll hate it..." Wei Qingqing pursed her lips, glared at Yang Ming, left the window angrily, walked around to the door, and walked in with a few big melons.
Wei Qingqing has such a tacit understanding with her husband and Liu sister-in-law, and she is a little bit jealous. Sometimes, these two people have a tacit understanding. At some point, they will commit adultery while they are not paying attention. Come on, it seems that we need to watch carefully.
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As soon as Yang Ming came out of the farm space, he was immediately taken aback by the scene in front of him. In front of him was a small white hand. Of course, a small hand is not scary, especially a small white hand. However, when this A small hand is infinitely close to your face, so close that it makes you think that this hand is huge, and when it is so close that you cannot see the tenderness of this hand, it will be a bit scary...
"Hey, hello???" Facing the little hand in front of him, Yang Ming instinctively hid back, but behind him was a wooden wall. It was no surprise that the back of Yang Ming's head was head-on against the wall. There was a blow, and he couldn't help grinning and screaming in pain.
"What's the matter with you??? Why are you distracted???" The owner of the little hand quickly hugged his head to see if the back of his head was injured.
"It's okay, it's okay, I just watched you work, and I have some insights..." Yang Ming's nonsense came as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Oh??? What do you think??? Let me hear it..." Aunt Liu laughed.
"This kind of sentiment can only be felt, not expressed in words..." Yang Ming said seriously.
"Hehehe, you know how to talk nonsense. If you are distracted, just be distracted. My sister-in-law will not blame you..." Aunt Liu giggled coquettishly, and gave Yang Ming a coquettish look.
"No, I really have a feeling. When you are working, I feel that your skills are close to the Tao, but I can't tell you the specifics..." Yang Ming said.
"Hehe...you don't need to explain to sister-in-law, sister-in-law knows that sister-in-law is not as good as Qingqing..." Sister-in-law Liu smiled, but a trace of disappointment appeared on her face.
Of course Yang Ming saw her loss, so...
"That's right, explaining is just covering up, Mrs. Liu, you and our family are really incomparable..." Yang Ming heaved a long sigh, and said with a sideways glance at Mrs. Liu.
Why did Mrs. Liu froze for a moment when she heard Yang Ming say this, her eyes blinked, and then a trace of shame and anger appeared on her face, she stretched out her slender hand, and squeezed Yang Ming's ear: "You What are you talking about??? If you have the ability, you can say what you said just now..."
"Oh, my sister-in-law Liu, please forgive me, my ears, my ears fell off..." Yang Ming felt that Mrs. Liu really didn't hold back, she really twisted her ears hard, of course Aunt Liu still has a sense of propriety, otherwise, with her physique of eating dragon eggs, she can twist Yang Ming's ears off with only [-]% of her strength.
"Are you still talking nonsense??" Mrs. Liu stared at her beautiful eyes, like a tigress showing her might.
"Don't dare, dare not..." Yang Ming begged for mercy repeatedly, but he grabbed Aunt Liu's wrist and gently pulled it down. Of course, he didn't dare to pull it hard, otherwise, Aunt Liu would be dragged to death Tight, if the two of them don't have a tacit understanding, they might really tear off their ears.
"Then tell me, Wei Qingqing, that little girl, is better than me???" Aunt Liu was still relentless.
"It's not as good as it is, how can our family Qingqing be as good as you??? Mrs. Liu is the best in the world..." Yang Ming flattered and flattered him without any backbone.
"Hmph, that's about the same..." Mrs. Liu snorted triumphantly, "Then tell me, in what aspects is Qingqing inferior to sister-in-law???"
"That's too much, I can't finish talking for a while..." Yang Ming flattered him.
"Then pick up the important ones..." Aunt Liu reprimanded softly.
"She...can't twist her ears..." Yang Ming said cautiously with a mournful face.
"Huh???" Hearing the example Yang Ming gave, Mrs. Liu's eyes widened. She felt a little unbelievable, but she used some strength to make Yang Ming's ear turn the angle. A few degrees.
"Oh, I said I didn't say it, but you wanted me to say it, and you still punished me after I said it..." Yang Ming was crying, as if he had been greatly wronged.
"Huh???" Mrs. Liu grinned in response, shaking the goosebumps on her body, and quickly let go of Yang Ming's ears with her little hand, "You're so disgusting, you're still crying..."
"You...you wait for me, wait for my wife to come back, do you think I will tell my daughter-in-law..." Yang Ming cried out, wiped the corners of his eyes where there were no tears, with a sad expression on his face.
"Pfft..." Mrs. Liu laughed, she was as gorgeous as a hundred flowers blooming, she stood up swiftly, and kicked Yang Ming's ass, "You are so disgusting, you don't look like that at all, You look like a clown, you are capable, you really squeezed tears out..."
"It's not like???" Yang Ming immediately turned bitter.
"It doesn't look like it at all, but because you made your aunt laugh, I don't care about you. When you admire beautiful women, you dare to lose your mind. It's a huge mistake in life..." Mrs. Liu was very generous. With a wave of his hand, he said with satisfaction.
"You don't care about it, but I should care about it... It doesn't matter if you take advantage of me! But you can't take advantage of my dad??? When will my dad have an extra young girl like you??? "Yang Ming snorted angrily and pointed at Mrs. Liu.
"What? You still want to seek justice for your father???" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a sideways look, and said disdainfully.
"That..." Yang Ming's forehead was sweating, and he smiled mischievously, "This justice must be won back, but I am not capable of completing this glorious and arduous task. It was handed over to our family, Qingqing..."
"No prospect..." Mrs. Liu curled her lips in disdain, then laughed again, and then sighed: "When Bao'er's father was alive, he didn't know how to make me happy. Every time I was angry, that wooden Liao, just squatting on the side and giggling..." His eyes were blurred, as if recalling the happy life back then.
"Wow, it turns out that elder brother is still a master-level performance artist..." Yang Ming exclaimed in surprise, the exaggeration was almost limitless.
"Just laugh at him, he is very narrow-minded, be careful that he comes back to look for you in the middle of the night..." Mrs. Liu rolled her eyes and gave Yang Ming a hard look.
"Just look for it, I'm afraid that if he finds it, he will be so angry that he will die again..." Yang Ming chuckled.
"I just found out that you infected Zhang Yang. When did Zhang Yang's broken mouth fall on you??" Aunt Liu squinted her fierce eyes and gave Yang Ming a vicious look. Yang Ming made fun of her late husband, and was a little unhappy.
"Hmph..." Yang Ming laughed mischievously, but his eyes were on Aunt Liu, scanning up and down.
"What are you looking at???" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a blank look, returned to the place where she was doing her work, and continued to be busy with her work, "You, you are not cute at all now, the old Yang Ming What a rarity, serious, never making too much jokes with others..."
"I don't make excessive jokes with outsiders. When did you see me get into trouble with strangers???" Yang Ming said, leaning comfortably on the wall.
"Hmph, isn't there??? You, whoever you talk to, won't you choke him to death with a single sentence???" Aunt Liu glanced at Yang Ming and said angrily.
"Is there???" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, and recalled carefully. Thinking about it, he really found that he had indeed changed a little in just a few months, but he could understand it. This kind of change is a manifestation of self-confidence. In the past, I couldn't let go of my mind. No matter what I did, I always focused on others and tried to satisfy everyone. It can be said that I used to be a little humble, but now I have a little domineering self, and I will also consider my own gains and losses when making others satisfied.
"You can feel it yourself too???" Aunt Liu couldn't help saying softly as she watched Yang Ming sink into deep thought.
"Well, a little bit..." In the end, Yang Ming had no choice but to nod his head, admitting that he had indeed changed a lot.
"Actually, it's a good sign that you have become what you are now. You used to look like a big boy, but now you look like a man. My sister-in-law sees you as a man and thinks you are someone to rely on. I just entrusted the rest of my life to you, don't let my sister-in-law down..." Liu sister-in-law said with a smile.
"Heh heh heh, the burden you put on me is really too heavy, and I don't even give you food. I'm afraid I can't bear it..." Yang Ming started to be funny again.
"Look at you, I'll tell you that you've changed a lot, right??? In the past, Yang Ming never asked for compensation for helping others..." Mrs. Liu pointed at Yang Ming, as if she really did.
"I can't help it... I'm forced to help more people to help others..." Yang Ming said aggrievedly.
"Crap, nonsense..." Mrs. Liu sneered disdainfully.
"What nonsense??? This is what Confucius said. Some people... are uneducated, it's terrible, but they can still get mixed up in the position of a national cadre..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes.
"Yang Ming, I'll fight with you..." Mrs. Liu blushed, she put down her sewing, quickly climbed to Yang Ming's side, threw him to the ground, sat on his waist, and The little hand grabbed Yang Ming's cheek, and the other hand twisted his nose.
"I said, don't go crazy, okay??" Yang Ming's cheeks were pulled, and his speech was blurred.
"You will talk nonsense, when did Confucius say such a bastard??? Help others and you have to be paid??? There is a saying??? Do good with the intention, although good is not rewarded, do evil without intention Although evil is not punished..." Mrs. Liu pouted her mouth, twisting Yang Ming's nose and cheeks vigorously with her two small hands.
"What I said is true. The sage Confucius did say that. I don't remember where it came from. But, think about it, if you help others, you can't get any benefits. Sometimes you have to pay for it yourself. Who will do good deeds in the future??? However, after doing good deeds, they can get rewards, and the enthusiasm of people to do good deeds will be mobilized, and there will be more people who do good deeds... Do good deeds... , People have done good deeds, so why not reward them??? He did evil deeds unintentionally, so why not punish him??? Now it is a society ruled by law, rewards and punishments are not clear, and the world is still in chaos... "Yang Ming said vaguely.
"Huh??? What you said really makes sense..." Mrs. Liu stopped suddenly, leaned down slightly, and looked at Yang Ming with a half-smile, "Then, Yang Ming , you miss sister-in-law, how can I repay you???"
"Uh..." Yang Ming looked at the half-smile expression on Mrs. Liu's face, and immediately knew that Mrs. Liu might have some weird thoughts, so he shook his head quickly and said, "Where is that??? We're not Outsider, I'm Bao'er's godfather, and I'm your godhusband, I should help you, if I accept your reward, won't we be far away???"
"Then, my godfather, do you need me to fulfill my duties as a wife??" Aunt Liu's face was full of smiles, and there was even a wicked look in her eyes.
"Of course, in the future, I will leave all the laundry and cooking in our house to you, um, and tidy up the house, make quilts for me and Qingqing, and when we both wash our feet at night, you wash our feet The water is ready, of course, if you can wash our feet yourself, that would be the best..." Yang Ming generously put forward his request which is not 'too' high.
"Do you treat me like an old lady, or a girl???" Aunt Liu's face turned dark immediately, and her little hands began to wreak havoc on Yang Ming's face again.
"Sister-in-law Liu, I was wrong, please forgive me..." Yang Ming hurriedly begged for mercy.
"You take care of the laundry and cooking..." Mrs. Liu took the opportunity to make a request.
"I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it..." Yang Ming hurriedly agreed.
"It's yours to tidy up the house and make the quilt..." Aunt Liu took advantage of the victory and pursued.
"Yeah, it's all mine..." Yang Ming was forced to sign the unequal treaty again.
"Every night, you have to wash Qingqing and me's feet, hehe, before washing your feet, you have to test the temperature of the water with your paws..." Mrs. Liu was afraid that Yang Ming would do something to her in the footwashing water, think about it A pot of scalding boiling water is usually used to shed chickens, ducks and geese. If you put a human foot in it...
"Yeah, I will definitely do it. It is my honor, Mr. Yang, to wash the feet of these two beauties..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly and said.
"You are telling the truth, you are not perfunctory to me???" Aunt Liu said condescendingly, squinting at Yang Ming.
"Absolutely not, I swear to the lamp..." Yang Ming pointed to the light bulb on the roof and said.
"Lamp? What's the use of swearing to the lamp???" Before Aunt Liu could speak, Wei Qingqing's voice came from outside the window.
Ah? ? ?
Both Yang Ming and Mrs. Liu were startled. They couldn't help but turned their heads and looked towards the window. They saw Wei Qingqing lying on the window, watching the show happily... However, the two were extremely sensitive to discover that the air in the air There was even a faint sour smell floating around.
"That's all..." Yang Ming shook his head helplessly, "Next time I swear, I will never face the light again, um, the location has to be changed, otherwise I will have to frighten a certain girl's appearance..."
"Hmph, I didn't do anything wrong. As for being scared out of my wits???..." Wei Qingqing lay on the window, with a big melon in her hand at some point, with a 'squeak', she took a big bite, That voice makes people know that this melon is very sandy and sweet...
"Qingqing, so Qingqing..." Mrs. Liu couldn't help swallowing her saliva looking at the big melon, she ran to the window to please Wei Qingqing, and smiled coquettishly.
"What are you doing???" Wei Qingqing squinted at Aunt Liu triumphantly, intentionally making the action of eating the melon more attractive...
"That, is it sweet???" Aunt Liu smiled coyly.
"Of course it's sweet, otherwise why is it called a melon???" Wei Qingqing glanced at Aunt Liu, and took another big bite of the melon. The pink and white flesh, the tempting sweetness, made people drool. saliva.
"For the sake of helping you fix your husband, give one to my sister-in-law..." Mrs. Liu flattered her.
"Seeing that you made someone swear to the lamp, I will reward you with one..." Wei Qingqing reached down, took out another big melon, and handed it to Aunt Liu.
"Is there a reward??? Isn't it just a broken melon??? Who cares so much..." Mrs. Liu got the melon, her tone changed immediately, and she ate it happily.
"Go eat your melon, be careful not to choke to death..." Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes.
"Thank you..." For Wei Qingqing's 'blessing', Aunt Liu was not angry at all, but thanked her with a smile.
"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing snorted and started eating melons again.
"By the way, is the watermelon ripe?? Last month, I saw a few big watermelons, which have grown enough to be eaten. I don't know how it is now..." Yang Ming said, and came to the window Next, as the distance got closer, Wei Qingqing's voice of eating melon was so clear and sweet that it made people feel a little outrageous.
"Those melons are too big, how can I hold them by myself??? Simply let them stay in the greenhouse and hold them back until the Chinese New Year. Anyway, it's only a few days..." Wei Qingqing said.
"Yeah, that makes sense..." Yang Ming nodded with a smile on his face, staring at the melon in Wei Qingqing's hand, "Can I have a taste??? Second-hand ones are also fine..."
"Ah???" Wei Qingqing was puzzled. He had only heard of second-hand smoke, second-hand mobile phones, and second-hand computers. How come there are second-hand melons? ? ? ?
"Hmph, you licentious little bastard, why don't sister-in-law give you second-hand food..." Aunt Liu smiled, stretched out a slender finger, and tapped on Yang Ming's forehead.
"Hehe..." Yang Ming didn't speak, just looked at Wei Qingqing with a smile.
"I'm really out of date, so just say it directly, what do you mean???" Wei Qingqing was still puzzled, but seeing the bad looks of the two of them, she knew it was not a good thing to say. There was a slight blush.
"Little idiot..." Mrs. Liu muttered in a very weak way, and leaned over to Wei Qingqing's ear, muttering softly for a while, but Wei Qingqing's little face gradually turned crimson, red Everyone has to hand over the juice.
"You... scoundrel..." Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming. Thinking about the scene described by Aunt Liu, she felt her bones go numb.
"Hey, my wife, is it first-hand or second-hand?" Yang Ming said with a smile.
"It's so cheap..." Wei Qingqing said, stuffing the half-bitten melon into Yang Ming's mouth.
"Did you eat half of it??? Then it's neither first-hand nor second-hand. It's not easy to forget???" Yang Ming smiled slightly.
"How many hands is that?" Aunt Liu gave Yang Ming a wink and said with a smile.
"Well, even if it's five-handed, I can already smell the deliciousness of my wife's saliva..." Yang Ming hugged the melon with a smile, ran to the side and gnawed it happily.
"Hmph, you'll hate it..." Wei Qingqing pursed her lips, glared at Yang Ming, left the window angrily, walked around to the door, and walked in with a few big melons.
Wei Qingqing has such a tacit understanding with her husband and Liu sister-in-law, and she is a little bit jealous. Sometimes, these two people have a tacit understanding. At some point, they will commit adultery while they are not paying attention. Come on, it seems that we need to watch carefully.
ps: Ask for recommendation, ask for collection...
(End of this chapter)
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