The Little Days of the Great Landlord

Chapter 276 The Oath
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"Hee hee..." Wei Qingqing giggled, looking up at Yang Ming's cheek with her pretty face up, "Really???"

"I swear to the lamp..." Yang Ming smiled, stretched out a hand, and pointed to the hot air balloon flying in mid-air, where the flames were burning, "It's absolutely true..."

However, with just one finger, he couldn't take his hand back. For some reason, the flame on the hot air balloon suddenly went out. Amidst a burst of exclamation and screams, the hot air balloon slowly Float down.

"Hmph, this oath..." Wei Qingqing looked at the hot air balloon that was slowly descending, and said in amazement, "In the future, don't make such an oath, today is still good, it is a hot air balloon, if a hydrogen balloon if……"

The flame of the hot air balloon is extinguished, but the hot air in the sphere will not become cold instantly, but the hydrogen balloon is different. If it is a hydrogen balloon, the consequences will be unpredictable.

"I'm not referring to it..." Yang Ming couldn't hold back, "follow my hand and look up to the sky, there are stars..."

"Really???" Wei Qingqing looked along his finger as expected, but saw shooting stars suddenly appearing in the direction of Yang Ming's finger, and couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing coquettishly, "Okay, I believe You can't point at me anymore, or you will point out all the stars in the sky..."

"My God, are you playing with me..." Yang Ming's face turned dark, he pointed at the hot air balloon, and the flame in the hot air balloon went out, pointed at the stars in the sky, and a shooting star appeared immediately...

"Don't be annoyed..." Wei Qingqing's big eyes narrowed, and there was a smile in them, "I'm very satisfied if you can talk about it, and I'll just treat you like what you say..."

"Heaven and earth conscience, I really didn't expect that God would play with me..." Yang Ming smiled bitterly, pointing to the sea, "I swear again, this time I swear to the sea, everything I said is true, otherwise If so, let a big wave come and sweep me away..."

"Hehe..." Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming's bitter face, and giggled coquettishly, "You said this..." Before I finished speaking, a big wave suddenly hit me...

"I believe, I really believe..." Wei Qingqing said solemnly to Yang Ming, who was also drowned, with a look of drowned.

"God, you send down a thunder, strike me to death..." Yang Ming raised his head to the sky and cried out in grief, causing the people who wandered around at night to stare sideways.

clack clack...

A bolt of lightning pierced the night sky, struck straight down, and hit Yang Ming's forehead impartially. Fortunately, Yang Ming's current physical strength is beyond ordinary people, and he is protected by the space of the big landlord's farm. , this time he had to be chopped into small pieces of charcoal.

"Honey, what I said is true..." Yang Ming was about to cry...

"I know what you said is true, but..." Wei Qingqing was stunned.

"What kind of person am I, don't you know???" Yang Ming said.

"No, no..." Wei Qingqing swallowed her saliva, "Honey, tell me, let it rain heavily..."

"Ah???" Yang Ming was taken aback, a little confused.

"As I said..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Oh..." Yang Ming nodded, pointing to the sky with one hand, "Let it rain heavily..."

"Huh???" Wei Qingqing looked up at the sky. At this moment, how could it be raining? ? ?In the sky, there are still stars.

"Hey, I thought I met Sun Monkey, and it's still raining??? Hehe..." A voice came over, his tone full of disappointment and ridicule.

"It was struck by lightning just now, right??? These days, bad people don't allow lightning to strike. How bad does this person have to be to be able to strike the next thunderbolt directly on the forehead..." Another voice Said.

"What's wrong with being struck by lightning??? It's so bad that it's oozing pus, it won't kill me even if it's struck by lightning..." Another voice sounded.

Yang Ming and Wei Qingqing turned their heads and saw that the surrounding area was already full of people, and everyone was attracted by the lightning bolt just now.

"That..." Yang Ming's eyes are very good, he can see the various expressions on everyone's faces, and he couldn't help but smile awkwardly, "Everyone play slowly, let's go first..." As he said, he pulled Wei Qingqing, and quickly step slipped away.

Fortunately, it was dark night, and no one could see their faces clearly, otherwise, the couple would have become the hero and heroine of "Thunderbolt".

Being beaten by waves and struck by lightning again, how can the couple have the mood to play? ? ?Along the less crowded place, went straight home.

Back home in a state of embarrassment, the couple took a shower to wash off all the salt on their bodies, and then sat on the sofa in the living room.

The two sat on the sofa, neither of them spoke, they just sat quietly. For a while, the living room fell into a strange tranquility.

"Husband..." Wei Qingqing looked at Yang Ming, with a special meaning in her eyes, like madness and anger, "Hubby, I want you to swear again, everything you said is true... ..."

"I..." Yang Ming's face turned pale. He looked at Wei Qingqing for a while, then looked up at the chandelier on the roof, and said, "Everything I said is true. If there is a lie, let the chandelier tell the truth." It fell and hit me on the forehead..."

As soon as he finished speaking, the chandelier on the roof actually fell and hit his forehead directly. Fortunately, Yang Ming's forehead is strong enough, otherwise, he would have been smashed to death flow.

"My God..." Wei Qingqing covered her mouth in surprise, "My husband..."

"Why???" Yang Ming was about to cry, "What I said is true..."

"Husband, you are so amazing..." Wei Qingqing's eyes were shining brightly, "You have superpowers, you have superpowers, do you know that???"

"Uh..." Yang Ming couldn't help being taken aback for a moment, and then his expression became serious, "What did you say???"

"I said you have superpowers..." Wei Qingqing became incoherent in excitement, "Think about it, when you swore to the lamp just now, did you think that the flame would go out??? When you swore to the stars , Do you think that the stars will fall from the sky??? When you swear to the sea, do you think that the sea will hit a wave??? When you let the thunder and lightning strike you, do you think that the thunder and lightning will On your forehead??? When you swore on the chandelier, did you think the chandelier would hit your forehead???"

"This..." Yang Ming thought for a while, the situation was really as Wei Qingqing said, but he had a question, "Did you say it was raining just now??? Why didn't it rain???"

"Simple..." Wei Qingqing stretched out a finger, "When you said it was raining, you definitely didn't think about rain in your heart. Even if you thought about rain, you still had distracting thoughts in your mind. Try it once..."

"Try it..." Yang Ming also wanted to know if he really had superpowers, so he got up and walked to the balcony, and Wei Qingqing immediately followed.

"Don't think about it in your head, just think about it raining, it's raining..." Wei Qingqing said.

"Okay..." Yang Ming nodded, took a deep breath, and slowly calmed down.

"Bang bang, bang bang..." As his heart calmed down, Yang Ming slowly forgot to breathe and everything around him. He could only feel the beating heart in his chest, and the strong heartbeat sounded. Just like beating a drum, every shock can transmit shock waves to all parts of the body.

"Let it rain, let it rain heavily..." Yang Ming said slowly.

These two sentences are like the only voice between heaven and earth, with strong fluctuations, as if they are integrated with heaven and earth, and like a key, unlocking the mystery of the treasure house of heaven and earth...

Following these two sentences, the sky...

There is no reaction at all, the sky is still the same sky, the stars are still blinking, but the wind is slowly picking up, the warm wind has a salty smell, rushing into people's nose, giving people a refreshing and pleasant feeling Feel.

"Where's the rain???" Wei Qingqing blinked her eyes, leaned over to look out of the balcony, stretched out her hand, wanting to feel the feeling of raindrops falling on her palm.

However, God is really not beautiful.

"Maybe it's really, really a coincidence..." Yang Ming said with some embarrassment.

"It's not a coincidence, your oath has been fulfilled..." Wei Qingqing's face darkened.

"What I said is really not a single lie..." Yang Ming's face turned pale.

One of the couple has a dark face and the other has a white face. They are completely black and white.

"It's strange to believe you..." Wei Qingqing waited for Yang Ming, "Say now, swear, you are a real man, otherwise, a thunderbolt will fall from the sky and kill you..."

In Wei Qingqing's mind, there shouldn't be any accidents with such an oath, right? ? ?Yang Ming is a man...

"No problem, I swear now..." Yang Ming nodded, and said: "I, Yang Ming, swear to the sky, I am definitely a pure man, otherwise, a thunder will fall from the sky and kill me alive Chop into pieces of small charcoal..."

There is no response from the sky...

"I, Yang Ming, swear to the sky that I am a woman, and I am also a beautiful woman, otherwise, a thunder will fall from the sky and chop me into pieces of charcoal..." Yang Ming quickly changed his vow again.

There is no response from the sky...

"I, Yang Ming, swear to the sky that I will be absolutely [-]% loyal to Wei Qingqing. If I tell a half-truth, a thunderbolt will fall from the sky and chop me into pieces of charcoal..." Yang Ming said.

There is still no response from the sky...

"Look, it was all a coincidence just now..." Yang Ming looked at the sky outside the balcony, seeing that there was no thunder and lightning falling at all, so he retracted his head in satisfaction, and said to Wei Qingqing.

"Is it really a coincidence???" Wei Qingqing's face was full of suspicion.

"It must be a coincidence. Let's go, let's go back to sleep..." Yang Ming couldn't help but dragged Wei Qingqing back to the bedroom.

"I always feel something is wrong, why don't you ask Yaya if some high-level creatures have some special abilities???" The bedside lamp was on, and the light was a little dim. Wei Qingqing sat on the bed with a pair of Xiumei still frowned tightly. What happened today was so weird that it was impossible to explain it scientifically.

The moment Yang Ming pointed at the hot air balloon, did the fuel on the hot air balloon burn out? ? ?Just when Yang Ming pointed at the star, a meteor streaked across the atmosphere? ? ?Just when Yang Ming pointed at the sea, a wave hit him? ? ?And turned him into a drowned rat? ? ? ?

As soon as you talk about lightning strikes, there will be a snap from the sky, and then a thunderbolt will come down and strike your forehead? ? ?When you say a chandelier, the chandelier falls on your forehead? ? ? ?

"Don't think about messing around, this is a coincidence, do you understand coincidence???? It can only be said to be a coincidence. Didn't I make several vows just now??? How can there be a certainty???" Yang Ming She had already stripped naked, jumped onto the bed, lifted the quilt and got in, reached out and hugged Wei Qingqing into her arms, stripped naked and pulled her into the quilt, and turned off the bedside lamp.

"Husband, really, I feel that you have superpowers. Otherwise, you can make another oath, or the original oath..." Wei Qingqing said as she leaned into Yang Ming's arms.

"The first one???" Yang Ming was a little unhappy, "I won't post it anymore, if you don't believe me, forget it..."

"How can you say that you don't believe it???" Wei Qingqing pouted, "What they mean is that only the original oath, you are serious..."

"What do you mean???" Yang Ming's face was a bit ugly, he propped up his upper body, and looked at Wei Qingqing seriously, "You don't believe me, do you???"

"It's not that I don't believe it..." Wei Qingqing saw that Yang Ming was really serious, but she panicked in her heart, and said anxiously: "They said that because you are serious, you will only be serious when you swear, listen What kind of oath did you swear in the back? It sounds like a joke..."

"You mean I didn't take it seriously, that's why I didn't respond???" Yang Ming said, frowning.

"Of course..." Wei Qingqing nodded fiercely, "That's what he meant..."

"Then I won't try it today, let's talk about it tomorrow..." Yang Ming said, getting hot on the bed, and hugging Wei Qingqing tightly.

"Honey, try it..." Wei Qingqing acted like a baby in Yang Ming's arms, "Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep..."

"Counting sheep..." Yang Ming said.

"Not counting..." Wei Qingqing pouted and said with her face up.

"Snoring..." A snoring sound came from Yang Ming's throat.

"You hate me, you bully me..." Facing Yang Ming who was pretending to be asleep, Wei Qingqing couldn't laugh or cry, and twisted his arm vigorously, but Yang Ming's skin was thick and thick, so he ignored it.

"Where are we going to play tomorrow???" Since Yang Ming didn't intend to start that topic, Wei Qingqing changed the topic directly.

"Tell me..." Yang Ming stopped pretending as soon as the subject changed.

"Try again..." Seeing that Yang Ming was no longer pretending to be asleep, Wei Qingqing changed the topic unwillingly.

"Snoring..." Yang Ming snored again.

"I hate it..." Wei Qingqing was amused, and hit Yang Ming's shoulder with her small fist, "If you don't say it, don't say it, let's talk about where to go..."

"Snoring..." Yang Ming was definitely not the one who fell into the same pit twice, and the snoring continued.

"Pretend to me again, believe it or not, I pulled it out for you???" Wei Qingqing's little hands were moving under the quilt.

"Hiss..." Yang Ming gasped, "Didn't I just say that??? You can play wherever you say..."

"No, you have to say..." Wei Qingqing snorted.

"Tomorrow, let's go fishing first, and when we come back at noon, we'll go take a bath in the sea..." Yang Ming said.

"Okay..." Wei Qingqing nodded, "I'll just listen to you..."

"Qingqing, you are a good wife..." Yang Ming looked at Wei Qingqing's pretty face, and he could still see it clearly in the dark.

"Hee hee..." Wei Qingqing giggled, wrapped her arms around Yang Ming's waist, and said in a gruff voice, "It's so disgusting..."

"It's not nasty, what I said is true..." Yang Ming kissed her lightly on the forehead, "From what you said, let me accompany you around, I know what your plan is... "

"You're so smart..." Wei Qingqing held Yang Ming's cheek and kissed him lightly on his lips, with a teasing tone in her tone.

"It's not that I'm smart, but that you're too stupid..." Yang Ming laughed.

"I hate it..." Wei Qingqing pinched Yang Ming's ear with her little hand, and then twisted it fiercely, "Who are you talking about being stupid???"

"Oops..." Yang Ming really felt the pain when the ear was twisted, and quickly held her jade hand that was pinching his ear, "I said I was stupid, I was really stupid, really..."

"Hmph..." Wei Qingqing snorted coquettishly, and let go of her hand, "You really know yourself..."

"You said I was smart just now..." Yang Ming muttered, rubbing his ears.

"He's talking ironically, I didn't even hear it, isn't he stupid???" Wei Qingqing said.

"Yes yes yes..." Yang Ming finally understood that people who reason with women are fools, stubborn, straight-hearted...

"Hee hee, husband, you really don't care about the identity of that Jedi Great Elder???" Wei Qingqing hugged Yang Ming's neck, licked his rosy lips lightly, and said with a smile.

"No, I really care..." Yang Ming immediately put on a bitter face.

"Then you go, I have no objection..." Wei Qingqing smiled.

"Stupid..." Yang Ming squeezed Wei Qingqing's butt with his big hand, "Compared to you, it's not worth it..."

"Hee hee..." Wei Qingqing grinned, "You don't care, but I do, let's agree that if I give birth before the 21st, we will go together, if it is after the 21st , you go first, and then find a space to come back, pick me up too, let me see the world..."

"You..." Yang Ming was speechless, he didn't expect Wei Qingqing to think so much about him, he pursed his lips, "I'm not going anywhere..."

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