heavy artillery king

[06] Chapter 240 Seventh April Fool's Day Dinner

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Chapter 240 VII April Fool's Day Dinner

"Baby, I will." Xiao Ge gently stroked her hair and nodded.Slowly put your fingers on her mouth, teasing it.

"Ah", "I hate it, you~~." Hearing Xiao Ge's soft voice in her ear, Luo Xi blushed, feeling Xiao Ge's domineering, pink quickly covered the whole body.

Rossi glared at Xiao Ge coquettishly, with a cute look of wanting to refuse or welcome, slowly leaned down, breathed lightly, studied jerkyly, became more and more mature, flicked her hair lightly, With countless desires, Sakura's mouth was swallowed, provoking boundless insolence.

"Tsk..." Xiao Ge comforted her delicate face, and the evil in her heart was finally satisfied. After all, it is a demon girl. Once developed, she really wants to eat people, but she really doesn't spit out her bones.

"Baby, stand there." Seeing her being choked and blurred by his own heat, Xiao Ge, who had turned into a demon, had no mercy at all, pulled up her delicate body, hugged her, and put her leg on the side of the bathtub superior.

"Rosie, hold me." Xiao Ge took her hand and put it on his neck, holding her Yufeng with one hand, and stroking her smooth belly with the other hand, wantonly training her , the fire accurately submerged into the mysterious valley, and began the deepest sprint.

"Ah!" "Xiao, Xiao!" "Um~~, husband." "Honey, no...don't."~~~

Following Xiao Ge's madness, Rossi's will has completely disappeared under his possession. He hugged Xiao Ge tightly with both hands, his waist straightened, and his twin peaks trembled, becoming the most beautiful and alluring branch. Cicada attached.

"No... No, it hurts, husband." "Let me go." "Ah~~~"

With a loud groan, Luo Xi leaned softly and weakly on Xiao Ge's body, like a mermaid thirsty for water, kissing Xiao Ge's chest vaguely.

"Is it beautiful, baby." Xiao Ge felt sorry for her just broke up, and only wanted to kiss her once, gently stroking her nipples, and asked affectionately.

"Well, Xiao, I don't want to leave you anymore, I'm in love with this feeling." With a tone of obsession, Rossi snuggled tightly into Xiao Ge's arms.

"The two of you are in love with each other, and me." Seeing the two of them come out, Pidell was already dissatisfied after listening to the sex scene outside for a long time. Although he was willing to share Xiao with the girl Rosie, he still had some pimples. .

"Lucy, it's not you who brought this hungry wolf back." Rossi complained and stared back at Lucy, but her body hugged Xiao Ge tightly.

"Hehe, smelly girl, everyone is calling Xiao's name in their dreams. Okay, I'm going to take a bath first."

Pidell didn't pay attention to her small movements, nodded her little nose generously, sent a kiss to Xiao Ge, then twisted her waist and went into the bathroom.

"Rosie, let's rest first, good boy." Looking at the brand-new flyer, Xiao Ge was very satisfied with Piddle's handling of these trivial matters, and knew that this woman was also very smart.

"Xiao, will you be angry?" Rossi was not stupid either.

"No, but you have to be obedient and get along with them." Xiao Ge put her on the bed, kissed her little cheek, as if coaxing a child.

"Yeah." Being held in Xiao Ge's arms, feeling the warmth of her whole body, knowing that he doted on her, Rosie was very sweet, nodded obediently, and buried herself in his arms to sleep.

"Rosie, are you asleep?" Piddle wrapped in a towel and snuggled into his arms.

"Yeah." "I'm going to sleep too, I let the devil out today." Piddle complained and satisfactorily chose the position, then he didn't care about anything, and soon fell asleep.

Xiao Ge looked at the tired looks of the two women. Fortunately, his desire was no longer so crazy. He sighed helplessly and accepted the two abrupt women. His physique was really strange. The aphrodisiac has such a strong reaction, is it because of the transformation of the immortal energy?

Can't figure it out, Xiao Ge didn't think much about it, with Wen Xiang and Nephrite by his side, he also realized his not-so-great ideal, no matter how troubled he was, he would be damned by God, hugging Mei Jiao Niang, Xiao Ge smiled beautifully.

Xiao Ge was holding great ideals, looking forward to the great achievements of the ancient ancestor Huangdi. As for Zhang Dashuai, the reality is too cruel, and the myth is more beautiful. Suddenly, a thought flashed.

"It's not good, it's going to be bad." Xiao Ge hurriedly got out of his jade arms and legs, wrapped in a bath towel, rushed out of the room, grabbed his tightly wrinkled pants, took out his cold mobile phone, dozens of missed calls, quickly The battery is out, and it's too late, so press one quickly.

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"Stinky bastard, this guy, why hasn't he come back yet." Avril looked at the empty garage, and closed the window angrily.

"Avril, calm down." Nangong Ziyu patiently pulled her to sit down.

"Avril, this is not like you." Thompson looked at Avril curiously.

"Avril, is it because we don't have enough fuel, and my brother can't drive back." Emma secretly blamed herself, and the joke was a bit big.

"What's not enough, we're full, we can go around London for a week." Avril pouted, her voice became lower and lower, as if she was very concerned about not seeing Xiao Ge's embarrassment.

"Nan, this one has been taken too." Seeing Avril's eagerness, Thompson poked Nangong Ziyu's arm, and let out a low voice helplessly.

"Do you have a solution?" Nangong Ziyu naturally understood and asked.

"What can I do, other than you, I guess that bastard loves these two aunts the most." Thompson said sourly.

"Qiaoji, do you think he will give up on you?" Nangong Ziyu gave her an angry look. After so long, they also passively adapted to this absurd life.

"Hey, if Ji Li doesn't go to Holland with Ann to shoot some commercials, it would be nice to be in Highbury, so you know what he's doing."

"Let's watch TV."

It seemed that Xiao Ge wasn't at home, they didn't know what to do, they didn't even have the appetite to eat just now, and they had never encountered a situation where Xiao Ge didn't answer the phone for so long.

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"I'm sorry that you..."

"Sister Ziyu, I still can't get through. Where did my brother go? I'm so anxious." The game ended at two o'clock, and now it's almost eight o'clock, and she hasn't come back yet. Emma is getting more and more depressed, and keeps making calls .

"It's okay, Emma, ​​Nan, I think, let's call Robin and ask them a few questions." Thompson still asked the previous suggestion and asked where Xiao Ge had gone.

"Well, okay." Nangong Ziyu had no choice but to nod. Although she didn't want to cause trouble to her little brother, the current situation is really abnormal.

Just at this moment, a familiar melody from Avril Lavigne's "hot" sounded.

"Brother's phone!" Emma almost jumped up, and quickly connected.

"Brother, you didn't call to tell us where you went, scoundrel." Although Emma said harsh words, her tone was quite delicate, her expression was soft, and she was quite pleasant.

"Emma, ​​I'm sorry, I was wrong, girl, be good, don't worry." Hearing Emma's soft tone, Xiao Ge immediately knew that this girl must be crying in a hurry, and he blamed himself in his heart. The love debt is getting higher and higher.

"Well, come back quickly, we are all waiting for you." Emma heard Xiao Ge's tone as usual, nothing unusual, and she was determined. She was really afraid that something would happen to her brother. In London, she was the only one My relative is my elder brother.

"Come back soon, wait a little longer." Xiao Ge had a choice.

"Okay, let's do this first, hurry up..." "Why grab my phone number!" Emma just wanted to hang up the arc, but was snatched by Avril Lavigne, and she gave her a dissatisfied look.

"Hmph, stupid girl, just coax her." Avril wrinkled her little nose and glared at her.

"Hey, big villain, where have you been? Why didn't you answer the phone just now?" Others were worried about Xiao Ge, but Avril didn't have so many thoughts.

"Hehe, Avril, are you caring about me?" Xiao Ge was startled when he heard her voice, and hurriedly changed the subject.

"Hmph, what's wrong with you, you can talk about it now."

I underestimated her too much. "Hehe, it's okay, um~, me, don't say, okay?" Xiao Ge procrastinated first, thinking about which tank to look for at this time: Walcott's group of little guys have long been bought by Hazel and the others , Henry, Bergkamp and the others still don't bother the elderly.

"Dingling." "I'll open the door."

"It's Robin and Cesc." "Those two guys must drag me to the party. Last time, because of Sarah's matter, I agreed to invite him..."

"Hi, welcome, let's have some snacks."

"Hi, Emma, ​​Nan, Georgie, Xiao, here we come, oh, Avril is talking on the phone." Van Persie couldn't see Xiao Ge called a few times, but found that Avril suddenly appeared with a "sharp light", and hurriedly lowered his voice.

"Where is Xiao..., what's the matter?" Fan Persie took the phone from Avril Lavigne suspiciously, and put it in his ear.

"Why are you two going to my house at this time?!" The low voice was faint and cold.

Fan Persie's body trembled, and seeing Avril's women gleaming, one could imagine that Xiao's face must be as black as the bottom of a pot.

"Cesc, Xiao's phone number, he's calling you." "Hehe, well, I'm leaving first, I won't see you off."

Like an electric shock, Van Persie hastily put the phone in the hands of Cesc Fabregas, who was still eating an egg roll, and quickly slipped away. He slipped away first.

"Cough cough cough" Cesc Fabregas didn't swallow it, and almost choked to death. He was not stupid, and he would definitely not answer the phone. He clapped his hands and said calmly, "This egg roll is good. If possible, I will I want to take it back for Kara to taste, I think she will like it."

"No need to deliver, I will definitely bring her over some other day, um." Holding a cardboard box and taking figure-sight steps, Cesc Fabregas left the yard calmly, and as soon as he was out of the hospital, he rushed to the side of the white mg, and quickly pulled He opened the door and hid in.

"Huh" "Damn it, you almost killed me. Fortunately, I reacted faster and didn't get asked about Xiao."

Fabregas finally breathed a sigh of relief. Facing the ferocious eyes of the four female King Kong just now, he almost collapsed. Fortunately, he was calm enough to find a topic.

"Huh" "Dude, do you think I want to, you don't know Xiao's tone just now, as if he wanted to kill us, by the way, what did you bring out." After Van Persie came out, his heart finally settled down, curious He glanced at what he had brought.

"Egg rolls, I told them to bring them for Carla, to avoid the embarrassment just now. If you want, I'll take a few more and give you some. They taste good." Cesc Fabregas generously offered some to Van Persie.

"No, I don't want it. You hate Xiao Bushi." Fan Persie's expression changed, and he shook his head hastily.

"What's the matter." Fabregas took a bite of an egg roll, feeling baffled by Van Persie's words.

"Think about it, Xiao obviously left a lot of women at home, went out by himself, and asked us to top the tank, there must be nothing good, but you, in front of them, show your caring and gentle side to your girlfriend, this. ..., if he knows what you're doing, Xiao's kung fu, hey."

Van Persie shook his head while talking, sighing for the future of Cesc Fabregas.

"Hey, Bao Shila, oh, it's okay, Robin said just now, he brought you egg rolls back, and asked me to help you ask what flavor you like, he is choosing, yes, strawberry flavor, yes or no , it’s okay, you’re welcome, hehe.” “Here, strawberry flavored.”

Fabregas hung up the phone, quickly selected, and handed it to the gaping, dumbfounded Van Persie.

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"Let's call Song and the others, Xiao can't join our mask party."

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"Oh my god, damn it, these two bastards! I'm going to tear them apart." He didn't care about anything, he couldn't even explain, the phone was out of battery, Xiao Ge hurriedly put on his pants and put on his clothes.

"Baby, good night." "Remember, if I have nowhere to go, leave me a door." Xiao Ge still knows how to be sympathetic, and gave Piddle and Rosie Jones a kiss, and went out immediately up.

"Huhu" "..." "I didn't drive?!" Xiao Ge looked at the strange car in the evening wind and realized that he hadn't driven it at all.For those who drive Piddler, in order to spend less money to buy another car in the future, think about it or forget it. If you have difficulties, you can find a brother.

"Taxi!" "Here, here!" "The car is full?!" "Brother, stop joking, there are no passengers!!" "Protest against refusal!!!"~~~

Xiao Ge was about to go crazy. Looking at the taxis speeding past in front of him, Xiao Ge remembered that today is the April Fool's Day of "It's okay to tease you".

"Hey, captain, my car broke down, can you come pick me up?"

"Don't make trouble, today is April Fool's Day, I know it."

"toot toot"

"Song, I'm Xiao, come pick me up in a car."

"Hehe, Xiao, stop playing, just now Robin said that you have something to do at home, so you can't come here."

"toot toot"

"Robin, come here!!!"

"Hey, Xiao, don't be angry, where are we, we'll be there right away, don't grab, don't grab, buddy, there really is..."

"toot toot"

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"Your Highness, there is someone who says he is your friend, please go to the phone booth to pick him up."

"Oh, Mr. Wright, you know today is April Fool's Day for the French."

"Yes, Your Highness."

"Hello sir, please don't make such jokes with the royal family."

"toot toot"

The last steel plate hit the 'enemy', Xiao Ge looked desolately at the small apartment three streets away, and walked back with heavy steps.

"Honey, just park this car in that big parking lot, I'll get it next time, go ahead."

"Thank you, thank you, Lucy, my angel." Xiao Ge moved and kissed the beauty in his arms. It was still his own wife who was smart and embellished.

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Since I left the car here in the afternoon, I haven't seen each other for a year and a half, but I want to die, Xiao Ge can finally go back, and now I park Pidell's car and it's ok.

"唰" "唰" the car stopped quickly.

"Emma, ​​it's a good thing you cared about someone and left a positioning system, otherwise it would be really hard to find the car parked here."

"Sister Ziyu has a solution."

Xiao Ge sat back in the old car, just about to start it, but found that there were two cars in the front and back, four doors opened, and four beautiful ladies appeared around him, Xiao Ge smiled——come here , Kill him without saying anything.

Avril's little canine teeth gleamed, and seeing Xiao Ge's frightened expression, she watched Nangong Ziyu and the three of them crowding around with a smile on her face, her eyes fluttered, and the red car that landed on the side went over and kicked the license plate, 'Beep...' The siren stopped abruptly.

Avril glanced at Xiao Ge inadvertently, and said: "The model of this car is very familiar, and this number..., Emma, ​​maybe Ji Li will know where your brother is?"

Seeing Avril's sly gaze, Xiao Ge's heart skipped a beat. Seeing her actions, he didn't have time to think about it, so he quickly turned off the alarm secretly. If the police were to cause trouble, in the end, she was still tricked out. He dodged the deadly part, but unexpectedly, he was caught by this elf. Looking at her proud chin, Xiao Ge was so angry that he wanted to bite her.

On the streets of London, there was a rather paradoxical scene: a black Hummer cleared the way, a red Jaguar retreated, and a gray-blue vintage car with a strange shape was sandwiched in the middle, slowly advancing.

"Damn it, I hate April Fool's Day!!!" Being dragged back by these four women like a prisoner, Xiao Ge was ashamed.

"Brother, do you have anything to say?" Nangong Ziyu took a sip of coffee, glanced at Xiao Ge, elegant and elegant, but the sharp edge was clearly visible.

"I said I was plotted against, do you believe me?" Hey, I'm going to be a child again.Xiao Ge weakly looked at Sister Ziyu in front of him.

"Hmph, this time I was plotted against again because of her!" Thompson obviously didn't believe it, with a cold face, she was really angry at Xiao Ge's flirtatiousness.

"Let's talk about it." Nangong Ziyu was very calm, but the more she was like this, the more uncertain Xiao Ge was. She was too rational to deal with this war between men and women.

"Well, what I'm saying is absolutely the truth..., that's it, I don't know it will be like this." Xiao Ge smashed the can, without any reservations, and even said about Rossi Jones Come out, directly single-handedly, hide 'or' heart.

Nangong Ziyu's hand holding the coffee trembled a little, but Thompson was already pale with anger, and flames burst into Senhan's eyes.

"You are very frank!" Nangong Ziyu gritted her teeth and stared at Xiao Ge, finally she was a bit feminine.

"Um".Xiao Ge nodded honestly.

"Qiao Ji, you ask him." Nangong Ziyu saw Xiao Ge's appearance of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, said something suddenly, and went upstairs.

"Ah!!" "Don't bite, it's bleeding, it's bleeding." Xiao Ge really didn't expect Thompson to be so cruel, and almost couldn't help shaking her with his wrist, but for the sake of her teeth, he held back.

"Hmph, I deserve it, I'm the one stupid, I'm the one stupid." Thompson pinched fiercely, but soon wiped his teary eyes.

"I'm sorry, Qiao Ji." Seeing her feeling aggrieved, Xiao Ge couldn't leave her struggling, and held her tightly in his arms, feeling the pain in his waist.

"Hmph, it's not that cheap. Don't go to Nan and Emma tonight. I'll see how you can coax them well." Thompson stared at Xiao Ge without objection.

"Okay... well, don't cry, honey, you know I've always been passive."

When Xiao Ge heard her tone, his heart was dark, but seeing her agitation, he could only agree, hey, I hope my charm is big enough.

"Sister Ziyu, are you asleep?" Emma hugged a pillow, under the lovely dim light, showing some pity.

"Emma." Nangong Ziyu also did not fall asleep, and pulled Emma to her side, hugging her gently.

"Hate, big villain, big villain, I hate him, hate him, woo woo woo." As soon as Emma got into Nangong Ziyu's arms, her tears couldn't be stopped immediately.