The days when I sold coal in the coal mine

Chapter 296 Strange performance in the examination room

Exam site.

This is the same as a fucking playground.

The field is full of various equipment, and there are twenty small machines.

Zhang Xiaobei and a group of "representatives" sat on the small stools set up on the side, each with a stack of watches in his hand, and then a pen.

Waiting for these recruits to play one by one.

But on the way here, Zhang Xiaobei and Jing Liufu also said that they were worried about the novel writer and the computer guy.

The remaining three have all done manual labor and are not very worried.

Jing Liufu's answer is very direct, let's see how my brother will play with you.

Soon, Lin Guisheng was the first to be read in the second group.

Still that warm smile.

Bend down, push hard, hug your hands, put the machine on your shoulders, stand up and run forward.

By the way, this Lin Guisheng ran out all the way.

But not by walking.

This damn, Zhang Xiaobei's eyes were staring blankly.

It's really hard to force a child.

Light and neat, not sloppy at all, with the wind under your feet, the path is so smooth.

Then he was the first to reach the destination, and the one who passed the level was easy.

Having said that, how heavy is that bag of cement, I have practiced it a long time ago.

The last ones in the third group who read their names were the two car repairers, one named Guo Changjiang and the other Yue Huanghe.

Good name - cross the Yangtze River, cross the Yellow River!

I thought it was two brothers!
The two brothers have played with both large carts and small carts, and they often carry manger parts.

Well, these two are even more amusing. Each of them is carrying a machine, talking and laughing, walking steadily, and they just walked to the end.

It's not much different from normal walking.

Still tied for first place.

OK, not bad!

Very long face.

This time passed quickly.

Zhang Xiaobei knew that Jing Liufu would not pronounce the names of the novelist and the computer guy anymore.

Arrange make-up exams and substitute exams directly.

What are you doing so embarrassingly?
But these two idiots don't know!

It's all at the end, and I'm in a hurry before I can read the name.

The last group of 18 people stood neatly, and these two guys suddenly appeared.

"Wait, wait, why haven't you said our names!" Fuck, I stood in front of these eighteen people with my hands on my hips.

Still full of Mandarin.

They all speak Longhai dialect, you are obviously not in the circle.

Zhang Xiaobei couldn't help but patted his forehead with his hands.

It's no wonder that I didn't say it in advance. If I said it in advance, I would definitely disagree with these two "weird".

If you don't read your name, don't play!

This is the rule!
However, how can normal people understand the "wonderful" thinking!
"I'm sorry, I missed it just now, now add the last two, Fan Yalu and Teng Zhujiang."

It's still a good name - Fan Yalu, Tengzhujiang.

Well, you accounted for four of the top ten rivers in China.

I don't know how to bring you together.

God willing.

Well, to borrow a phrase from Donald Duck, "The show's on."

When the whistle sounded, everyone bent down and grabbed the power point of the machine.

The whistle blew again, the machines put their shoulders on their shoulders, and one by one walked forward in small steps.

But look at our two "wonderful works"!
One couldn't throw it on the shoulders, and when he got anxious, he picked it up and walked away. It looked like it was leaning back with its head and waist.

The 135-degree angle between the waist and the legs is too much to say, but the angle of 120 degrees is also possible.

This is Van Yalu.

The other one accidentally swung it too hard, one hand was not held firmly, the other hand was stretched directly behind, bent at the waist, picked up and walked away.

The 90-degree angle between the legs and the waist is a bit too much, but the 100-degree angle is still obvious.

This is Teng Zhujiang.

What is this called?
Is it the legendary "leaning forward and closing together"?
Or do you play "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" with this place, specializing in Chinese and Chinese martial arts?
Oh, look at Fan Yalu, his feet are obviously soft, and the toes of his shoes start to scratch the ground when he walks.

Holding the machine, Du Nima almost fell to his knees.

There is also that Teng Zhujiang, like a ghost entering the village, his waist is bent more and more lower, and his knees are obviously unable to bear the strength.

At this moment, the machine turned over from the top of the head.

It's over, Zhang Xiaobei can't stand it anymore.

He patted his forehead with both palms, and then rubbed his face violently.

Don't watch it, simply don't watch it, the little heart can't stand it anymore.

At this moment, the whistle blew again, which means the exam is over.

Zhang Xiaobei opened his eyes helplessly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the "wonderful" scene in the examination room appeared again.

These two are clapping and cheering here, celebrating each other.

You say you are the last and the second to last, what is there to be happy about!

Depressed the first 18 people in the family-you said this is not sick.

Well, Zhang Xiaobei couldn't bear to look directly at it anymore, but against his will, he put a tick in "Qualified" and handed in the form.

Life and death are determined by destiny, wealth and honor, so let's see God's will!
All right!The exam in the morning is over here, let's talk about the afternoon in the afternoon.

It's mealtime, you have to eat if you're not hungry.

Isn't this the small restaurant where the two of them went to eat noodles again!Just nagging by the way.

It’s impossible not to nag, the Brahmaputra River and the Pearl River, the two big “rivers” behind, are causing headaches.

But you have a headache here, and the two of them are probably happy. "Move" this over 100-jin object, it's such a fucking sense of accomplishment, isn't it?

"Brother Jing, do you think these two are straightforward, or are they brains that can't turn around? If you don't call them by name, don't come up, isn't it over? What do you think of their brains?" Zhang Xiaobei said helplessly.

"No, it's not, this is a 'wonderful', a kind of 'wonderful spirit', it's so frankly exciting to me, it's much more weird than Laozi back then, in my whole life, this time is the most exciting thing. Jing Liufu sighed while laughing.

"Then you said they are like this, can they pass the test?" Yes, we have to worry about this.

"It's passed, don't worry about [-], no problem, I read the form when it was handed in, and they are all 'qualified'." Jing Liufu said indifferently.

"But they didn't act according to the regulations!" Zhang Xiaobei thought he was against his will alone, but he didn't expect it was against his will as a group.

Can the leader arrange this?
No, arranging this matter on such a large scale, isn't it just looking for trouble?
Impossible, right?

"Brother, are you really stupid or fake? You usually look very smart, why are you so stupid now!" Jing Liufu actually looked at Zhang Xiaobei with puzzled eyes.

Zhang Xiaobei touched his face, what's wrong, is there something else on my Zhang Xiaobei face?
(End of this chapter)