Great Tang Dynasty

Chapter 651 Laughing and Sword Dance
A song "Qin Wang Breaking the Array" made everyone very angry.

After seeing these, Qin Tian finally nodded in satisfaction.

In today's Tang Dynasty, there are too many internal and external troubles, and it is definitely not the time to play the melody.

Therefore, while choosing the program, he also hopes to convey some confidence to the soldiers of Datang, so that they have confidence in the future of Datang, and also make them more motivated in the next year.

Judging from the current situation, they undoubtedly did it.

"The Music of the King of Qin Breaking the Array" ended, and Qin Tian stepped onto the stage again.

"The next thing everyone wants to appreciate is the magic show."

Soon, a person appeared on the stage. After seeing this person, everyone was quite familiar with him. It was the Taoist priest who cheated in the palace back then, and was later taken away by Qin Tian.

On weekdays, he would do some magic performances in Sihaiju, but tonight, Qin Tian actually called him too.

His performance was very clear, and the people watching kept applauding.

If it was before, everyone would be amazed when they saw his performances, thinking that he is a god-man, but as more and more people know that this is a cover-up, naturally they will not deify him, but just treat him as a Watch the show.

In today's Datang, if someone wants to use these to deceive people, it is unlikely.

This is also the result of Qin Tian's enlightenment. When Li Shimin sat on the top and saw these, he was very satisfied. He felt that Qin Tian's original choice was right. Otherwise, no one would know about these deceptive tricks. How many people?

The magic show was wonderful, and after it was over, two men came up.

These two men are very strange, one is fat and short, the other is thin and tall.

After the two stood together, a strong contrast was formed.

And the most important thing is that both of them have a special sense of joy. After they came to the stage, before they said anything, they just smiled at people and amused those people in the audience.

"These two people are long, and they are too interesting."

"Who says no, it's very interesting. After people read it, they can't help but want to laugh."

"........."

The people below talked a lot, but the two above had already started talking.

In fact, the two of them are a bit similar to cross talk actors of later generations, that is, they stand on the stage and tell some interesting stories to entertain everyone.

This form has actually existed since the Han Dynasty. The ancestor of cross talk is Dongfang Shuo.

From the Han Dynasty to the Tang Dynasty, this form of performance did not change much, just telling some jokes to amuse. In the Sui Dynasty, there was such a master named Hou Bai, who had many interesting things with Yang Su.

These things have been rumored among the people, and they are not so new.

So this time, these two people talked about something different.

Of course, these are jokes Qin Tian gave them.

"It's said that a man's wife died, and he asked someone to make a sacrificial text. The librarian couldn't write it, so he found an ancient sacrificial text and copied it, and then showed it to the family of the deceased."

"Oh, that's fine."

"The family members were not happy about it either, so they asked the librarian, who shook his head and said, 'It's not wrong, this article was decided by the publication, I'm afraid that the wrong person died in your family'."

After the fat man finished speaking, the people below immediately understood, and after they understood, they couldn't help laughing.

"This is really... ironic."

"It's so ironic. Some people copy the public, it's really shameful..."

Everyone laughed, they had never felt so interesting like now, even the eldest grandson empress above couldn't help but cover her mouth.

She couldn't help but want to laugh, but she had to set an example for others, so she could only bear it.

Li Shimin saw that he was suffering, so he said: "Queen, there is no taboo tonight, you can laugh if you want."

How dare Empress Changsun, said: "Your Majesty, how can this be done..."

As soon as I said something, the two people on the stage made another joke. Before Empress Changsun could finish her sentence, she suddenly couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha..."

The smile was a bit unscrupulous, leaning forward and backward, but it also made Li Shimin's heart twitch. He hadn't had such a throbbing for a long time.

The two of them were talking on the stage, and they made a lot of jokes, and even said something rather vulgar, Xie Zhougong.

"A woman got married and asked her sister-in-law in tears, who established the marriage system."

"I don't even know about it, Duke Zhou appointed it."

"After the woman heard this, she was so angry that she scolded Duke Zhou's eighteen generations of ancestors."

"This scolding, Duke Zhou provoked her."

"However, when this woman returned to Ning after the full moon, the situation would be different. She asked his sister-in-law again, where is Duke Zhou?"

"This is interesting. Duke Zhou has passed away long ago. She asked him where he is doing?"

"Thank you Duke Zhou, thank you for preparing to make a pair of shoes for Duke Zhou."

The two were talking on the stage. This joke was relatively cryptic. When it was first said, some people didn't quite understand it.

"What do you mean by that? Why do you want to thank Duke Zhou for what you are doing?"

"Hahaha, you don't even know this. Before you experience the matter of men and women, you feel pain, but once you experience it, it is a bliss in the world. The woman naturally experienced the bliss in the world..."

When someone explained this, everyone immediately understood and couldn't help laughing. When the man laughed, some family members blushed with embarrassment.

As women, they naturally understood the meaning of this joke from the very beginning. Before and after getting married, their attitude towards getting married is really very different, especially after enjoying the bliss.

The family members were very shy, but those men laughed even harder. There is a reason for vulgar jokes.

The two talked a lot on stage, and when they got down, many people were still immersed in it, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

And at this time, Qin Tian came to power.

"Next, I will perform a sword dance for everyone by myself."

Hearing that Qin Tian himself was going to perform a sword dance, everyone immediately became excited.

Originally, they thought that the performers on stage were all other singers, dancers, and people of various religions, but they didn't expect that Qin Tian would also dance swords.

However, although it was Qin Tian dancing the sword, no one thought it was wrong.

Sword dancing is something that many people know, and they all think it is an elegant thing, not everyone can do it.

Qin Tian, ​​of course he wants it.

After Qin Tian finished speaking, the whole scene erupted into enthusiastic shouts. Li Shimin sat on it, a little curious: "This kid can also dance swords? Why haven't I heard of it before?"

Thinking in his heart, Li Shimin wanted to see Qin Tian's sword dance more and more. You must know that sword dancing is not an easy task, one must have a good foundation.

(End of this chapter)