God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 660 It's Crazy
"This old man courts death!"

"This is a fairy pig!"

"This is Marshal Tianpeng, how dare you think about eating it!"

"This old man is hopeless!"

When everyone heard the words, they cursed in unison.

Everyone's opinions were surprisingly unanimous.

Look at this appearance, look at what they eat, and look at their origins, do you think they are domestic pigs raised by us?
Du He couldn't help but smile bitterly, raised his hand, and pressed down, the scene suddenly became quiet.

Du He said: "The old man asked a good question. I can tell everyone that this pig can be eaten. Not only can it be eaten, but it can also nourish people. If a dying person eats one bite, his life can be extended by three years. One bite, the flatbread will heal, ordinary people eat one bite, prolong life, and never get sick for a lifetime, men eat it longer, women eat it more beautiful, this is the magical effect of immortal pigs, you have never thought of it!"

"Wow……"

Everyone opened their mouths wide in surprise.

Can eat it?

"Fairy pigs can be eaten, and there are so many benefits?"

"Mom, I want to eat pork!"

"It seems to take a bite!"

Someone stammered and asked: "Dare to ask the Marquis of Huyi County, how much is a bite, a lot, a lot...how much?"

Du He stretched out a finger: "One million..."

The whole place was silent.

100 million dollars?

too expensive.

I can't afford it!

I'm afraid only the emperor Lao Tzu can have a bite.

But Du He didn't finish his sentence, "...Press!"

100 guan?
Everyone's heart skipped a beat.

For many people present, the sum of money earned by the eighteen generations of ancestors is not so much.

This pig...you can only look at it.

However, everyone stared at the two big white pigs and drooled.

I really want to take a bite!

At this time, a lame guy suddenly ran out from the crowd. He rushed up, threw himself on the ground, picked up a white and thick straight pig hair, and laughed loudly.

This sudden change shocked everyone.

The guards around Du He stepped forward one after another, blocked Du He, and protected Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao.

The lame man laughed wildly, "It's pig hair, pig hair, fairy pig hair!"

Under the gaze of everyone, this guy swallowed the pig hair in one gulp.

Swish.

The man stood up abruptly, raised his head to the sky and screamed: "Ah, sweet, it's sweet... Hahaha...my feet, my feet don't hurt anymore, the fairy pig really deserves its reputation...hahahaha..."

This guy, laughing loudly, ran forward with strides.

Although it doesn't look very neat, but compared to just now, it is like a miracle.

Everyone was stunned.

A pig hair is actually useful?
Amazing, right?
Suddenly, someone shouted: "Pig shit!"

"Yes, pig hair is useful, and pig feces must be useful too!"

"Don't grab it, don't grab it, pig shit is mine..."

Everyone rushed forward, and the target turned out to be a pile of pig feces on the People's Avenue.

Someone snatched it, with a smile on his face.

Someone didn't grab it and even cried.

A guy held two piles of pig feces in both hands, happily, and carefully kept away from the crowd, ran to the side, stuck out his tongue and licked it, and shouted: "Ah, this taste is so special, it is worthy of being a fairy pig, and the fairy pig is just amazing." ah……"

When he turned his head, he saw a few guys running towards him aggressively, looking like they wanted to grab pig shit.

"My pig shit, don't grab it!"

"Hum hum hum..."

In order to avoid pig feces being robbed, this guy even lowered his head and ate up the pig feces in a few mouthfuls, then licked his fingers, and proudly said to those people: "Pig feces are mine, you can't grab them!" Here, hahaha..."

The few people felt very regretful, and asked: "Brother, dare to ask, what does this pig feces taste like?"

This man is actually a little strange in his heart, because this pig dung tastes similar to cow dung and horse dung, or even smells worse.

However, this is the shit of a fairy pig, so it must be different.

illusion!

Must be my own delusion!
So he said happily: "The shit of the fairy pig is extraordinary, you don't understand!"

Some people even lay down on the pig shit and inhaled violently, and then looked satisfied.

……

Du He was completely dumbfounded.

what's going on?
As a moral citizen, Du He specially arranged for Zhang Jian to quickly send someone to clean up the pig feces on Renmin Avenue so as not to cause environmental pollution.

Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, the People's Avenue was clean, and all the pig feces were snatched away by the crowd.

"If I tell them that these are just two ordinary pigs, will they be beaten to death?"

Too tangled!

This was a result that Du He never expected.

Zhang Jian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Master, it's too scary. Thousands of people are robbing pig shit. It's too scary. Is this pig shit really useful?"

Du He said solemnly: "Of course, this is the feces of a fairy pig, so it is naturally different!"

"Oh!"

Now, even if it is not, it cannot be said.

Little life matters!

These crazy guys are horrible.

Zhang Jian asked: "Master, why do we go to war here to walk the pigs?"

Du He smiled and asked: "Zecheng, my young master asks you, do you like pork?"

Zhang Jian shook his head quickly: "I ate some when I was a child, it was so bad, I don't want to eat it anymore!"

"What about the meat of this fairy pig?"

"Ah... Immortal Pig, of course I want to eat it!"

"That's it," Du He said, "Actually, pork is pretty good, but I'm afraid it will be difficult to change people's perceptions. Why don't you tell them that this is a fairy pig, and their coquettish bastard... No, The local pigs are different, if we start selling pork in the future, will we still worry about not being able to sell them?"

Zhang Jian's eyes widened: "Master, what do you mean, you want to sell pork in the future?"

"Of course, not only must it be sold, but it must be sold!"

"It turns out that this is the purpose of the young master, I admire, admire!" Zhang Jian was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground.

……

Censorship Desk.

Wei Zheng hadn't returned to his residence for two days. In the past two days, he and a group of officials lived and boarded at Yushitai, just studying how to carry out supervision reforms.

Right now, after lunch, I have a little leisure time.

Wei Zheng asked: "Didn't you ask you to invite Du He? There are two problems, the old man can't figure it out. I'm afraid that Du He will be needed to solve the problem. After all, this book was written by him..."

The official next to him hurriedly said: "My lord, I went to Dream Group early in the morning, but was rejected. The county magistrate of Huyi said that he is very busy and has no time. Let us study it by ourselves. He also asked the official to give you a sentence." talk!"

"What?"

"He said that there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart. If we didn't do things well, it means that we didn't pay enough attention, so we have to work hard!"

"..."

Wei Zheng almost vomited blood.

This brat, it's fine if he doesn't help, but he still dares to make sarcasm?

It's abominable.

The official said: "My lord, maybe the Duke of Huyi County is really busy. After all, it is said that there are tens of thousands of people waiting to support the huge Dream Group. Every day it stops, it will lose thousands of coins." .”

Before the words were finished, an official hurried over and asked excitedly, "Everyone, do you know? Du He, Duke of Huyi County, is now walking pigs in Chang'an City!"

Walking pigs?

Old Wei's eyes darkened, he turned his head, and gave the official who had just spoken a hard look.

Busy, busy ass!

This kid actually went to walk the pig in his spare time!

……

(End of this chapter)