God-level Consort of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 821 Another Crazy One

With a direction, Fang Yiai is no longer confused.

In the early morning of the next day, when many people were still lying in bed, he took the "Encyclopedia of Eloquence Training Methods" and came to the lake near the county government office.

I saw him picking up a handful of thumb-sized pebbles by the lake, stuffing them all into his mouth, then took out a copy of "Book of Songs", and began to read: "Guanguan Jujiu, in the island of the river. My fair lady, the gentleman is good!"怑. Staggered waterweed, flow from left to right. My fair lady, I dream about it..."

However, only the sound of gurgling can be heard, but what he is saying cannot be heard at all.

Fang Yiai was not discouraged and continued to read.

An old man who picked dung passed by and shook his head, "Another crazy one!"

A woman passed by with a child, pointed at Fang Yiai and taught the child, "Be a man of Huyi County, and you must not be such a lunatic!"

A butcher passed by with a machete on his shoulder, and said with a big laugh, "There are madmen every year, especially this year!"

A group of half-grown children followed behind him, laughing loudly, "Hahaha, you idiot!"

……

Hearing people's comments, Fang Yiai burst into tears.

However, Du He's words kept lingering in his ears: You are the future sales genius!
I'm a future sales genius!
I am a genius!

Genius is fearless.

"Woooooooo..."

Fang Yiai muttered in her mouth, raised her sleeves to wipe away her tears, and began to recite aloud again: "Melons and Juju, walk around in Hehe, you need to be fast, and you must drink well..."

After a long time, Fang Yiai's mouth was covered with blisters.

But he didn't give up.

day to day.

Gradually, he was able to read every word clearly with a stone in his mouth, but this was not enough, he needed to be fast enough to read while standing, and he also had to have a sensitive reaction ability.

From this day on, Fang Yiai held a copy of "The Book of Songs" and walked up the streets and alleys of Hu County with a stone in her mouth, chanting poems while walking through the crowd.

A dozen or so half-grown men followed behind him, mocking him ruthlessly: "Gua Gu Ju, walk around here, ah ha ha ha ha..."

Fang Yiai is like a piece of wood, she doesn't care about the ridicule from the outside world.

On the contrary, his speed of reciting poems is getting faster and faster, reciting dozens of poems in one go without any hesitation, let alone a typo.

I don't know how long these days have passed.

On this day, Fang Yiai finally took a shower, cleaned her hair, and changed into brand new clothes.

After half a day.

He appeared at the gate of Chanjue Temple.

Carrying a box on his back.

Instead of a comb, the box contained a lump of pork.

"Today, I will sell this pork to Master Famang!"

dong dong dong.

The temple door opens.

"Is that you bastard?"

The monk who was guarding the door recognized Fang Yiai at a glance.

Crash.

Dozens of monks rushed out together and surrounded Fang Yiai.

Before doing it, he would have panicked and yelled for mercy.

But at this moment, Fang Yiai took the box off his back calmly, opened it with a snap, and said loudly, "Please tell Master Famang, today, I will sell this pork to him!"

The surrounding monks all changed their expressions.

……

County government.

backyard.

After Du He finished handling the political affairs, he raised his head and asked curiously: "Old Ma, is Mr. Fang still practicing his eloquence these days?"

Ma Zhou said: "That's right, young master, Mr. Fang...I'm afraid there is something wrong with his brain, otherwise why would he go to the street to do this thing, and now the whole Hu County knows that he is crazy."

Du He said with a faint smile: "To be successful, you have to go crazy first, it's nothing!"

Ma Zhou said again: "However, I heard that Mr. Fang suddenly didn't go to the street today, but took a piece of pork to Chanjue Temple, saying that he wanted to sell the pork to Master Famang!"

pat.

The brush in Du He's hand fell to the ground.

"My Cao, this guy is a real warrior! Ma, clean up, my young master is going to hide in the mountains!" Du He's complexion changed drastically.

Ma Zhou was puzzled and asked, "Master, why did you go into the mountains to hide?"

Du He said anxiously: "This Gouri guy actually went to Fomen Jingdi to sell pork. Isn't he looking for death? With Famang's temper, he will definitely be beaten to death on the spot. At that time, Master Fang Xuanling will definitely come to Hu County Nao, if I don't leave quickly, I'm afraid it will be over..."

The King of Shu, Li Ke, said quickly, "Teacher, I went into the mountain with you, and I found an excellent place to hide. Last time I hid from my father for five full days, that's where I was!"

Ma Zhou's complexion changed, and he hurriedly shouted: "Young Lord, please take me with you."

He remembered that he also played a part in encouraging Fang Yiai to become a great salesman.

Before Du He could turn around, he saw Zhang Jian hurried in from the outside.

Zhang Jian said calmly, "Master, Mr. Fang is back!"

Du He was taken aback, put down the things in his hands, and asked, "Walk back?"

Zhang Jian shook his head.

Didn't you come back?

That's what was brought back!
His heart skipped a beat.

Finished!

The old house will definitely not let the young master off!

Why is this dead child going to have trouble with Chanjue Temple?

Ugh!
Zhang Jian added: "He came back on horseback!"

I……

Du He almost couldn't help kicking Zhang Jian to the ground.

He asked hastily, "No damage?"

"Yes!"

Before he finished speaking, he heard hurried footsteps at the door.

Then, Fang Yiai happily appeared in front of everyone.

Ma Zhou and the others seemed to have seen a ghost.

This Gori guy went to Chanjue Temple to sell pork, and he was not beaten to death?
Moreover, there is no injury on the body, and it seems that he has not been beaten.

Du He asked in surprise: "Young Master Fang, are you from Chanjue Temple?"

Fang Yiai nodded: "Exactly!"

"Are you going to sell pork?"

"That's right!"

"They didn't hit you?"

"No! Master Famang, the abbot of Chanjue Temple, and I talked and laughed happily, and we laughed away all grievances and enmities."

The corners of Du He's mouth twitched: "Where's the pork?"

"It's sold. It's a total of [-] catties. According to the market price in Huxian County, it's ten Wen a catty, two hundred Wen. Although it's not much, this is the first business I've done, and I've succeeded... "

Fang Yiai laughed and said.

puff.

Suddenly, he knelt down on both knees and fell in front of Du He.

Du He was shocked: "Young Master Fang, why are you doing this?"

Could it be that the leg was broken?

Fang Yiai said solemnly: "From today onwards, you are my teacher, please accept me as a disciple. Before, I was just a playboy who didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, but since I came to Hu County, under your guidance Now, I have learned this method of sales, it is really miraculous...I can have what I am today, thanks to the guidance of the teacher, if it is not for the help of the teacher, I am afraid that I will still live in a muddle, teacher, please accept my praise!"

Du He pulled Fang Yiai up and said, "Young Master Fang, take back what you just said, and I will not be your teacher."

Taking disciples is not like raising dogs. If you have too many disciples, you have to worry about labor.

Du He counted on his fingers.

It's over, how many disciples do I have?

……

(End of this chapter)