Datang Longya

Chapter 138
Songs and dances in the Tang Dynasty are very famous, the most famous ones are "Qin Wang Dianbing" and "Neon Clothes and Feather Clothes Song", which were created by Tang Taizong Li Shimin and Yang Guifei in the Anshi Rebellion respectively. They are representatives of the culture of the prosperous Tang Dynasty.

But now Li Shimin obviously hasn't started working on "Qin Wang Dianbing", otherwise he, who is naturally showy, will show off when entertaining Feng An.

I don’t understand, Li Shimin was just kicking his legs on the table, Feng An was just jumping around on the ground, Yu Chigong and Cheng Yaojin clapped their hands, Fang Xuanling was so poured by Changsun Wuji that he couldn’t tell the difference between east, west, and north. Forgot that the porcelain vase on the ground was brought by Empress Lao Li, hugged the porcelain vase and kissed, and would not stop until Lao Li promised to give the porcelain vase to him.

Leng Feng was also drunk several times by Feng An and Li Shimin, but he was not so drunk as to be drunk, but his stomach was overwhelmed and uncomfortable.

Seeing that Leng Feng was clutching his stomach and feeling uncomfortable, Sun Simiao drew a line on Leng Feng's body. Leng Feng was not stupid, so he stretched out his thumb and pressed back and forth along the line Sun Simiao drew.

After pressing it a few times, the stomach really felt a lot better.

"Alcohol is a thing. Drinking less can loosen the tendons, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis. Drinking too much will hurt the stomach and liver. Remember not to drink so much in the future."

Leng Feng smiled bitterly and said, "Look at the bowls of wine I drank, either Feng An or the emperor ordered them to drink, how could I refuse?"

Sun Simiao lowered his voice and said: "There is nothing to do, just stick your head on the dish. Don't you know how to use an inch of strength? If you slap ten inches below Tanzhong acupoint with a little strength, you can spit it out on the spot without hurting your body." to the stomach."

Leng Feng knew that it was Sun Simiao who cared about him, and he couldn't refuse such kindness, so he immediately patted the place Sun Simiao said.

"Wow!"

Leng Feng vomited it out on the spot, and threw himself on the table.

Li Shimin, who was still dancing for fun, saw Leng Feng pounced on him, pointed at Leng Feng and laughed loudly: "Look, there is one lying on the ground, come here, help the Duke to rest! Oh yes..."

Li Shimin said to Sun Simiao again: "Don't forget to tell him, Taoist priest, to find a moral scholar to come to the palace to ask for an appointment."

Sun Simiao nodded, and helped Lao Li to help Leng Feng out of the restaurant, letting them dance wildly.

Feng An scratched his head, he remembered that Leng Feng was quite good at drinking, why is he so weak today?
Never mind, that black-faced general is actually "not red in the face" and out of breath, let's see the old man pour him down!
After only a few dozen steps out of the restaurant, Leng Feng pushed Lao Li and Sun Simiao away and asked, "Old Sun, what do you mean by asking for a date?"

Sun Simiao and Lao Li looked at Leng Feng with the eyes of savages, and Lao Li couldn't help but said: "Master, the date of request is to determine the date of marriage according to the horoscope of the birthday, and the elders of the man's side or people with high morals and respected people are required to bring wild geese to the door."

"Oh..." Leng Feng scratched his head, wild geese are easy to catch, if the 200 members of the Dragon Tooth Army can't catch wild geese, they might as well go beg for food, but...it is a difficult problem to find someone to ask for time.

This old fellow Wei Zheng is an old friend of Liu Wenjing, so he is very suitable. Han Chongwen, Yao Silian, Yu Huanzhi... are all great scholars of morality.

really can't...

Sun Simiao looked at Leng Feng with contempt and said: "You don't come here, the old Taoist will not go for you, so I won't open my mouth!"

Also, it is a bit inhumane to ask a Taoist priest who is determined to be a bachelor to apply for a period.

Seeing Er Gouzi standing guard with a bow on the courtyard wall, Leng Feng waved at Er Gouzi.

Er Gouzi jumped down with a front flip, Leng Feng felt his teeth ache, he didn't dare to do that with such a high courtyard wall.

Sure enough, as soon as Er Gouzi approached, Sun Simiao slapped him: "Just climb down properly, and play tricks!"

Er Gouzi didn't dare to dodge, so he took a hard slap, and said aggrievedly: "Master Sun, I have done this kind of action countless times, and I am used to it, there is no possibility of accidents."

Snapped!
Beaten again...

"The muscles and veins of the human body are sometimes as strong as iron, and sometimes as weak as water. If you are like this, one day the strength will be wrong, and you will become disabled!"

Er Gouzi looked at Leng Feng for help.

Leng Feng scratched his head and said, "I remember teaching you how to unload force when jumping from a high place. Why don't you use it? It's not just to reduce the sound of landing. I wouldn't mind jumping from such a high place." Dare to land vertically."

Er Gouzi could only lower his head to show he was taught, and then asked, "Boss, what did you ask me to do?"

Leng Feng said: "Tomorrow you take your brothers to catch wild geese. You want bright-colored and fat-bodied geese. I'll use them to ask for a date."

Er Gouzi regained his energy immediately, patted his chest and promised to catch the wild goose king for the boss.

After finding a room for Sun Simiao, Leng Feng went back to sleep, and Lao Li went back to the restaurant to continue entertaining the group of demons. It was already rude for the host to leave the table midway, and he had to treat the guests well no matter what.

After all, the butler is worth half of the face of the master.

When Leng Feng returned to the room, he heard Liu Shuwen's voice practicing pronunciation. She read very slowly but seriously.

After discovering that Leng Feng leaned over, reeking of alcohol, Liu Shuwen stopped to fetch water for Leng Feng.

Leng Feng didn't let her go out, but hugged her, looked at her blushing face and said, "I'll find someone to apply for an appointment tomorrow."

Liu Shuwen blushed even more, pushed Leng Feng away and ran outside.

Leng Feng chuckled, and lay down on the bed... Panicked.

Throwing the fur aside, Leng Feng missed the quilt more and more.

.........

In the morning, the red sun rises.

Er Gouzi walked up to the Dragon Tooth Army team that had just finished their morning exercises, and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, listen up. We have a new mission today. We don't carry weapons, we don't ride horses, and the whole army goes out. Do you know what we are going to do?"

"do not know!"

"I tell you, let's catch geese."

Li Sanniu snorted and said, "Why don't you bring a bow and crossbow to catch wild geese? Xu Bing is a sharpshooter. Although wild geese fly away in shock, don't take it too easy when you shoot down a hundred or so."

"Stupid!"

Er Gouzi patted Li Sanniu on the head: "Why do you say I don't have weapons? Of course it is to catch live geese. Why do you want to catch live geese?"

San Gouzi let out a chuckle: "Captain, don't you think that your sister-in-law has a big belly and is planning to marry a younger one?"

As soon as San Gouzi finished speaking, the Dragon Tooth Army burst into laughter.

Er Gouzi shouted loudly: "Shut up! If I, Er Gouzi, were looking for the younger one, why would I ask you to help catch the wild goose? This wild goose was caught by our boss!"

"What!"

Nineteen Bulls jumped up immediately: "Catch the boss! Boss is getting married?"

Er Gouzi nodded: "It depends on how soon we can catch the geese. If we catch the geese before noon, maybe the boss will be able to apply for a date today."

"Then what are you doing chattering around here!"

Li Erniu ran over with his upper body naked, carrying a big sandbag on his shoulders, threw the big sandbag away, and without any clothes on, he shouted, "Fighter come with me! Catch all the wild geese and give them to the boss!"

　Last night I dreamed that my dog ​​gave birth, and three more.As a result, it scratched the ground this morning and began to build nests, and its body temperature was obviously low, obviously not enough for two months of pregnancy.It never stayed at home, and ran outside to find a corner to wait for delivery, which made me have to go out to see it over and over again.After tossing and tossing, only one was born. If there are really three, how about I change my name to Juewang Daxian'er?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)