Datang Longya

Chapter 196 Playing hide and seek
There was no need for Leng Feng to open his mouth, Feng An patted Feng Zhidai: "Someone is helping us out of trouble, as the host, we have to provide enough support for them, you order, what the Duke's subordinates want is Go back to my hometown in Gaozhou and get it for them!"

Feng Zhidai agreed, patted San Gouzi on the shoulder and said, "Brother, if you need anything, just tell me."

San Gouzi immediately discussed with Feng Zhidai shoulder to shoulder.

Feng An looked at the tragic battlefield behind him, or rather the brutal battlefield, and said to Leng Feng, "I'm sorry, I originally planned to treat you well, but I bumped my head on the battlefield."

Leng Feng said indifferently: "That's fine, I'll settle Tan Dian first, and I can spend my vacation in Lingnan with peace of mind. It's always uncomfortable to go to the battlefield after enjoying it for a while."

Speaking of this, Leng Feng laughed again: "Tan Dian is settled, I'm ashamed to eat and drink for nothing!"

Feng An laughed out loud, he knew that Leng Feng was just joking, during the trip to Chang'an, he and his men had been eating and using Leng Feng.In this desolate place of Lingnan, how much money can Leng Feng spend on eating and drinking?
Today's big victory, it is natural to celebrate. After leaving [-] vigilant troops, Feng An called the Dragon Tooth Army to gather and celebrate for them.

On today's battlefield, the Dragon Tooth Army has made remarkable achievements. The soldiers under Feng An's command can all see the record of the Dragon Tooth Army.As long as Lingnan soldiers saw the Dragon Tooth Army, they would give a thumbs up and praise "Monkey Sailei".

The soldiers of the Dragon Tooth Army, who didn't know where they were, could only smile and nod their heads.

This sentence was unfortunately heard by Leng Feng, and Leng Feng sprayed it on the spot... In the past, he also liked to surf the Internet when he had no tasks. He was very familiar with some Internet jokes, and "Monkey Sai Lei" was one of them.

"Monkey Sai Lei" is actually a Cantonese homonym for "so powerful", but when this sentence is matched with a picture of a monkey, it is inexplicably funny.

Unexpectedly, this vocabulary existed in the Tang Dynasty!

Li Sanniu, who had been praised, didn't understand, and when he saw the boss laughing out loud, he asked, "Boss, what did he just say?"

Leng Feng managed to stop his smile and said, "He said just now that your posture of throwing Jinglei looks better than monkeys throwing fruit, and it can throw it farther than monkeys."

"That's what people in Lingnan mean when they say Monkey Race Thunder?" Li Sanniu scratched his head and said to Leng Feng, "Boss, you can throw Thunderbolt more accurately than I can. Should I say to you: 'Boss, you monkey race thunder?'"

"Um..." Leng Feng felt that there was nothing wrong with it, but he still found it funny: "Hahaha, yes, otherwise, whoever in our Dragon Tooth Army can throw the thunder most accurately and farthest, let's call him 'Monkey Sailei'! "

Feng Zhidai had just set up the venue, and was sent by Feng An to call Leng Feng to the celebration party, or the welcome party, and he was relieved when he heard Leng Feng laughing.It seems that Uncle Leng Feng has nothing wrong with being in Lingnan, so that's good.

After experiencing today's battlefield, Feng Zhidai admired Leng Feng.

He has never seen such an elite army, and he has never seen such magical weapons as Thunder Arrow and Thunder.Naturally, he admired Leng Feng, the supreme commander of this army.

In particular, he was also given a quiver of ten thunder arrows. After learning the true power of this miraculous weapon, he suddenly felt that the word "uncle" is not so difficult to say.

"Uncle Leng, father said that he is ready, let me come over and invite you over."

Feng Zhidai said "Uncle" very smoothly, but when Leng Feng heard it, he got goose bumps all over his body.

Good boy, Feng Zhidai is an "uncle" who already has two children, but he actually calls him "uncle" instead!
Although Feng Zhidai is only in his 20s, considering that he got married at the age of 17, and he is also a man with several concubines, it is really not too much to have two children now.

Leng Feng finally waited until the goosebumps subsided, and said to Feng Zhidai: "Tell your father, I have to prepare equipment overnight with my subordinates, so I won't participate, you can ask Li Erniu to represent the Dragon Tooth Army to participate. "

"Li Erniu?"

"He should be guarding you...you...my wife right now, go find him."

Leng Feng sweated profusely, he really couldn't say "your aunt", which made Liu Shuwen become "old" for no reason!

Feng Zhidai wondered why Uncle Leng stuttered, but since he had business to do, he didn't want to bother him, so he had to follow what Uncle Leng Feng said to find that "Li Erniu".

Sangouzi has prepared all the weapons and tools, such as hooks, crossbows, and daggers, and the rest is the "Gillette uniform".

San Gouzi couldn't understand why the "camouflage suit" was called "Gillette suit", but Leng Feng couldn't explain to him that the word "Gillette" means "person" in Scottish, and "Gillette suit" is Means "Scottish clothing".

At this time, there is no country like Scotland!Perhaps unintentionally, Leng Feng "plagiarized" again.

The principle of Gillette's camouflage suit is actually very simple. It is to use hundreds of thousands of cloth strips with darker colors to form clothing, which is used to break the outline of the human body, making it difficult for people to find that it is a person. The pure green camouflage is a little more "scientific".

What San Gouzi has to do is very simple, that is, to be a tailor, cut out dark green cloth strips, and sew them into rough clothes shapes.

Si Gouzi put on the Gillette suit and said to San Gouzi, "The workmanship is not bad! It's as good as my newly married daughter-in-law!"

The daughter-in-law Si Gouzi married was a peasant girl, and the only reason for marrying her was that the matchmaker said that the calluses on her index finger and thumb were thick enough.

Leng Feng really didn't understand the criteria for choosing a mate of this group of idiots and dogs. The first requirement: the ass should be big enough, so big butts are easy to bear; the second requirement: the calluses on the index finger and thumb should be thick enough.Later, after Leng Feng asked Liu Shuwen, he found out that the calluses on the index finger and thumb were thick, and they were all good at needlework.Looking at Liu Shuwen's delicate little hands, Leng Feng suddenly realized that this reason might be correct.

As for the third requirement, it is also a universal requirement: "If you are a girl from a good family."

Although the Dragon Tooth Army does not have a formal establishment of the Ministry of War, it has the title of "the son of heaven and the army" after all. If you pick one at random, the status is not weaker than that of the captain Xuanjie in the army. To embarrass the emperor.After all, good and bad are not allowed to marry.

Although high-ranking officials and dignitaries pretend to be romantic and like to marry geisha, the real wives are at least the daughters of famous families.

Speaking of it, Leng Feng's marriage to Liu Shuwen was a loss in the eyes of some low-level officials. After all, Liu Shuwen is now alone, and the power of her natal family has disappeared. The royal family's pretending to be her natal family may be just a show after the emperor showed concern for his loyal ministers.

But in the eyes of Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others, it was a different look. If the emperor wanted to show off, he could just marry any family. Why did he want to marry her to Leng Feng, the duke of the state?In their view, even marrying the princess to Leng Feng is understandable.

But Leng Feng didn't know about these "hidden rules" of marriage, or even if he knew, he wouldn't care about it. As long as two people live comfortably together, it's enough for marriage...

Taking advantage of the darkness, Leng Feng led the team quietly left the barracks and got into the grass.Leng Feng said with a smile: "From now on, let's play hide-and-seek with the rattan armored soldiers!"

After speaking, Leng Feng was the first to go deep into the grass, followed by a group of silly dogs, but after a few seconds, they were nowhere to be seen.

　I have something to do today, it’s already nine o’clock after work, and with the recent Calvin, I want to ask for a day off from Xianyu, but...His Royal Highness Feng Xi (the author) insisted on waving a small leather whip to drive me to Mozhe to code. (Wow...) I just finished coding before zero o'clock.

　　
　
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