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Chapter 404 Xue Wanjun Kneeled the Crashed Bai Fan

Bai Fan, who was in a depressed mood, didn't care too much, thinking that the Xue family would not play tricks on him, so he went back on his own, still thinking about how to deal with this matter, of course, if he can't, go back first Do some preparation.

The next day Bai Fan came to visit again, this time the guard learned his lesson and took the initiative to come forward and say that the general is not there and come back another day.

Not here again?Did Xue Dadu mean his wife ran away and went out to relax?Still out to have fun?
I sent someone to inquire, but there was no trace of him in Chang'an City!

Bai Fan went again on the third day, but he was still not there, which made him suspicious.

"Tell you generals, I'll come back tomorrow, if he's still not there, I'll dig three feet to find him!" Bai Fan was furious.

A group of guards almost fainted from fright. If these people let go, the general may be in danger.

Xue Wanjun, who was hiding in the small black room in the back hall, heard the guard's message and shivered with fright.

"What to do? What to do? What can I do?"

The captain of the guard persuaded: "General, if it is impossible, don't hide. Although Lan Tianhou is ruthless, he is not fatal. If he is forcibly searched out by him tomorrow, it will be hard to say. We are at fault for this matter. I heard Luo General Yi competed with Lan Tianhou a few days ago, but he was seriously injured and bedridden, and he can get out of bed in two months at most."

With a plop, Xue Wanjun sat on the ground, thinking of his old friend on the sick bed, why did he feel cold?

"Hey! Forget it, I'm dead anyway, the most I can do is to be a companion with Luo Yi. You're right, I'll go to Bai Fan to ask for my sins! I thought that marrying a daughter-in-law would change my luck, but I didn't expect that the eldest princess would It's not reliable!" Xue Wanjun ordered people to prepare things like rattan, and immediately went to Bai's house.

The captain of the guard also thought so. I heard that the reason why the emperor persuaded General Xue to marry a wife was that marrying a daughter-in-law would improve luck and happiness. Maybe it was because the eldest princess was married twice?

If Li Er and Princess Danyang knew what the master and servant were thinking, they would probably come back and strangle them to death.

Half an hour later, just as Bai Fan returned home angrily, he heard someone report that General Xue Wanjun had visited.

"Isn't this guy not at home? What? Could it be that the two of us missed each other? Did he come to look for me?" Bai Fan muttered puzzled.

The guards of the Bai family were puzzled: "Master, General Xue Wanjun came alone, with his upper body naked and a big stick on his back."

"What? A big stick? Topless? What the hell is Xue Da stupid doing?" Bai Fan walked quickly towards the door.

"The sinner, Xue Wanjun, came here to plead guilty to Marquis Lantian. The theater unintentionally offended a group of your cousins ​​the day before yesterday. He was really guilty. Today he pleaded guilty and came to receive punishment. Please whip me!" Xue Wanjun said sincerely.

Bai Fan patted his forehead, is this guy here to make a comparison?

Plead guilty?What are you doing with a thick wooden stick?You're still so elegant, can you whip me?When people plead guilty, they always say please forgive me, you idiot say something about flogging me, isn’t this masochism?
This can't be blamed on Xue Wanjun, this person has no education at all, and these words have been figured out with the guards for a long time!
As for the big wooden stick, he is familiar with the punishment in the army, but he knows that the thinner the wattle, the more painful it is to hit someone, so he was extra careful, and made a thick one, so it won't hurt.

Bai Fan was already amused, and laughed loudly: "Well, you stupid bastard, I went to your house to find you a few times but you were nowhere to be seen, now I know I'm going to plead guilty? Come, come with me, and see if I don't whip you well! "

After speaking, he pulled Xue Wanjun up and walked inside, instead of going to the living room, he went directly to Bai Fan's study, and told everyone not to approach.

Xue Wanjun was puzzled, how could they compete in such a small place?What if I break something?
"Okay, I didn't come to you to beat you. I knew that you were drunk and talking nonsense that day, so it's justifiable. I have the right to write down the beating. I came to you for other reasons." Bai Fan laughed.

After saying this, Xue Wanjun immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Hey! Brother Bai, you should have said it earlier! You made me hide from you at home for several days, and I was so scared that my heart burst out."

……What did you say?
Bai Fan couldn't bear it anymore, I have been looking for you for three days, but you deliberately avoided me?I thought that honest people don't cheat, but I didn't expect it to be so tricky?

He picked up the stick on the ground and beat Xue Wanjun severely until his head was covered with bruises before he was relieved.

Xue Wanjun burst into tears, "Didn't you say no to beating? Why only beat the head? I heard that Luo Yi only beat the limbs."

"I removed his limbs, do you want them too?" Bai Fan said angrily.

... Xue Wanjun trembled. Hearing that his muscles were broken and his hands were broken, he would be scared to death, so he resolutely refused.

"That's why I came to you. Go, go back and learn all the kung fu from this book. I will count it as our settlement, and we don't have to worry about the previous things." Bai Fan threw a book to Xue Wanjun.

Xue Wanjun was puzzled, why would you give yourself a book if you have nothing to do?
"What book is this? What is it for?"

"Isn't that written? "The Cheats of Love between Couples" You are newly married, and this is a gift for you. Learn this, family harmony and love between husband and wife! I wrote this overnight, and this is the only copy." Bai Fan explained.

"This, this, a certain family is a vulgar person. He loves martial arts and hates literature. He can't read much. He can only recognize military orders and military regulations. It's really difficult for anyone to understand these things. My brother's heart is really..." Xue Wanjun said Could it be.

Bai Fan was speechless, "You are modest, it's okay, there are not many words in it, easy to understand, more illustrations and the like, nothing special, only modal particles!
This is a hand-crafted painting by me, which is ten thousand times stronger than the abstract version painted on the market, and it is guaranteed to be understood at a glance.

Unique kung fu, tailor-made for you, others want to learn, I will not teach him! "

"Really? Brother Xian created kung fu for me? Then I must study hard."

As he said that, Xue Wanjun couldn't wait to open the book and started to read it. He only glanced at it, and threw the book far away with a cry of surprise.

"Brother, you are hurting me! What kind of book is this? It is so unbearable. Although Xue Wanjun is a martial artist, he also knows how to behave. Really, really, really..."

I said three truths again and again, but I couldn't find the words to describe it.

Bai Fan was even more surprised, is this guy such an honest gentleman?More decent than Daru!

"What do you know? How much do you know about etiquette? Do you understand Zhougong's ceremony? You married a princess but you can't do Zhougong's ceremony. Your wife ran back to her mother's house and you don't know why. What a fool!
Only after learning from this Princess Danyang can I come back and live a good life with you. Such a big man doesn't understand this thing, how did he get so far? " Bai Fan reprimanded.

"The princess has a weird personality. I didn't have any disrespect. I thought I thought I was stupid and left. If I learned this, wouldn't she belittle her and say that I behaved badly? She would look down on me even more.

This is absolutely impossible, and you will never learn from it! "

Bai Fan was about to go mad with anger, and tried hard to persuade him for half an hour, but this guy just didn't learn, wasting his half-night meticulously crafting this book in vain.

"Let's go, I'll take you to a place where you can learn how to get along with girls!" After saying that, Bai Fan dragged Xue Wanjun out.

But when he got to the place, Xue Wanjun refused to go in. This is a brothel, how could he do this as a dignified general?No go no go!

"You don't read books, don't look at paintings, and don't watch live performances, how can I teach you?" Bai Fan said angrily.

"So this is the real punishment of Lord Hou? Do you want me, Xue Wanjun, to fall from now on? Don't think about it, a scholar can be killed and can't be humiliated. I didn't expect the gentleman Lan Tianhou to be such a character? It's really embarrassing!" Xue Wanjun suddenly realized, laughing and mocking Bai Fan road.

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