Datang Library

Chapter 540
Li Er anxiously said beside him: "Brother, you really worry a lot, don't you understand this kid? I'm afraid he cherishes immortal food more than you and I.

If you don't want to eat it, give it to me. In short, give it to the second uncle, your father-in-law doesn't know good things. "

Li Jiancheng looked at his second brother's wretched expression, and secretly scolded his second brother, what do you mean I don't know good things?Can your pronunciation be standard?Those who didn't know thought you scolded me for saying it was not a good thing.

"Second, you have a good idea. This is my son-in-law's filial piety to his father-in-law. Why are you joining in the fun? It's not your son-in-law. Of course I want to eat such a good thing."

At this time Li Yuanji stood up and shouted: "Brother, we brothers have always been blessed to share, such a good thing, you have the nerve to take it all?"

"Brother, I want to eat too." Li Yuanba also spoke.

Li Jiancheng was helpless, looking at the expectant and fiery eyes of the three younger brothers, he was really embarrassed to have it all to himself, although there was only something the size of a finger.

"So, let's share the food, brother, you are good at martial arts, so let's share the food evenly."

Bai Fan really wanted to cover his face and laugh out loud. It seems that the four brothers are not sharing blessings, but practicing sharing hardships.

Who knew that seeing such a situation, the boss of the Xue family was unwilling, and said: "Your Majesty, King Jin, this, the last general also wants to..."

Li Erwei said: "Aiqing, it's okay to divide this into four parts. If I share one part with you, it's really..."

Hou Junji smiled and said: "Your Majesty, there are still quite a few in Jianzhi's place. He said that this thing can be taken out to breed seeds, but the shell seems useless. Such a good thing looks as red as blood and as bright as jade. , It must be a peerless delicacy, anyway, it will not be used after breeding, how about giving it to us to try it out now? In this way, we can be regarded as having real contact with immortal food. "

...The officials looked at Hou Junji's obsequious expression, and all took a step back. This guy's words are too good and shameless.

Li Er was really embarrassed to enjoy the delicious food in front of the officials, so he turned to Bai Fan and wanted to ask for his opinion.

Bai Fan didn't agree, nodded and said: "It's okay, I'm my own person today, I'm afraid I'll feel itchy if I don't try the fairy food, there's a lot of bags here, I'll take some out, everyone here will share , Two people share one food, and both taste good things, this is fairy food.

But it’s okay, in order to avoid anyone saying that I’m unfair, after I divide it up, everyone will eat it together, so as to save the people behind from scrambling, come over, come over. "

Seeing the line up to receive the delicious civil and martial arts, Bai Fan was going crazy with joy, but unfortunately there is no video recorder, otherwise, if he can record the whole picture of the embarrassment of the famous officials of the Tang Dynasty later, it will definitely be treasured. I wanted to trick my father-in-law, but no Thinking of killing all these old acquaintances by the way, hahahaha, you can't blame me for this, it's you who are greedy.

There were about forty civil servants and military generals present at the scene. According to seniority, the older came first, the younger followed, and the younger Cheng Huaimo was qualified to follow.

The Xue brothers and Cheng Huaimo were at the end of the line.

After I got them one by one, I couldn't help but keep rubbing and playing with them. I was a little bit reluctant to eat such a good and rare thing.

"Brother Jian Zhi, you see, brother, I have a big appetite, how can half be enough? How about two?" Xue Wanjun smiled obsequiously at Bai Fan.

"Stupid and shameless, it's just your appetite. If it's about appetite, there's still Jingde present. It's your turn?" Qin Shubao scolded with a smile.

Xue Wanjun suddenly lost his temper. Without Li Jing present, Qin Qiong has the highest prestige here in the military. No one dared to stab him, and no one dared to ask for more.

"If you don't give it, you won't give it. It's written on the Wangjing Tower that you can't eat too much delicious food."

With that said, Xue Wanjun put the half of Yizhihong in his hand into his mouth and began to chew.

Everyone looked at this fellow so shameless, they agreed to eat together, why did you start eating first?
At this time, Xue Wanjun hummed, his mouth was tightly shut, his whole body tensed up, even his eyes were closed, and the expression on his face was extremely distorted. This was obviously the feeling of being overwhelmed by delicious food to the extreme.

"How can Hou be behind in the delicacy that can fascinate Daxue?" Hou Junji laughed and started eating.

Seeing this, how can anyone be willing to lag behind?Let's see who is quicker?Even Yu Shinan, an old man in his 70s, was no slower than Li Yuanba.

Um! ×N
A few seconds later, there was a rush of "hm" from the crowd, and Bai Fan was already covering his mouth and trembling non-stop.

"what!……"

A shocking and shrill cry erupted from Xue Wanjun's mouth, like sparks exploding a gunpowder keg, the shrill screams immediately resounded throughout the side hall, and then spread throughout the Lizheng Hall, It is still spreading towards the entire palace at a speed of 330 meters per second.

The shouts of the crowd immediately awakened Li Junxian, the Xuanjia Army guarding inside, and the soldiers of the Forbidden Army guarding outside the door.

"Enemy attack! Enemy attack!

Escort, escort quickly! "The general of the forbidden army shouted as he ran.

"Xuanjia Army, unsheath your sword and protect the immortal food!" Li Junxian led the team and rushed over from the other side.

But soon the two were dumbfounded. What's going on?His Majesty led several princes and civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty in the same place, jumping back and forth with red faces and shouting, but Lan Tianhou laughed into a ball on the fairy food box. It didn't look like he was attacked by the enemy.

Hiss... hiss..., Li Jiancheng sucked his lips, and with trembling hands, pointed at his son-in-law Bai Fan, holding back the pain and shouting: "Boy, you, you dare to poison?"

Li Er and the officials immediately looked at Bai Fan in disbelief, but they were too painful to speak in time.

It is absolutely hard for you to imagine what it is like to eat small red chili peppers for the first time in your life. Datang is not without spicy seasonings, but the most spicy is the peppery kind, compared with red small peppers, that is The gap between the slingshot and the cannon is why Li Jiancheng and everyone thought they were poisoned.

Hearing what King Jin said, the generals of the Forbidden Army immediately exclaimed: "Escort, protect Your Majesty! Send the imperial physician quickly!

Lan Tianhou, why did you poison His Majesty and all the ministers?Please come down immediately and take the initiative to be bound. "

Bai Fan stopped his mischievous laughter, came down and waved his hands to the soldiers around him, "What are you doing? What are you doing? You all backed down, forgot who this Marquis is? You still want to take me?
I am the best expert in the world, do I need to poison them if I want to harm them?That's too bad!
They're fine, they just ate some explosive ingredients, and they'll be fine after a while. "

"No, it's my duty. Even if I don't want my life, I can't let you go at ease."

At this time, Li Er and the others couldn't take it anymore, and they all shouted: "Water, bring water quickly, quick, water!"

The guards of the imperial army hurriedly took out their own water bags and handed them over. Not only did the ministers unplug the cork immediately and drink wildly, some generals even poured water on their heads.

Bai Fan laughed loudly and said: "Everyone, this branch of red is enjoyable. I forgot to tell you that drinking water is not good, and it might be even more powerful after drinking it."

what?
This sentence is probably the worst news that the ministers have heard this year. Everyone is only focused on relieving pain, and even forgets to curse and revenge.

But Li Yuanba, Qin Qiong, Li Yuanji, Cheng Huaimo and others heard that Li Jiancheng said it was poison. Useless.

"Ah... no, my eyes, my eyes are blind!" Yu Chigong suddenly fell to the ground and rolled up, rubbing his eyes with both hands, it turned out that he touched his eyes inadvertently when he was jumping wildly.

"Empire physician, where is the imperial physician? General Yuchi, hold on!

Marquis Lantian, did you say that he wasn't poisoned?Why are you so hot? "The General of the Forbidden Army pointed at Yu Chigong's red and swollen eyes and shouted angrily.

"What? This thing can poison the eyes?" Many people had this thought in their hearts when they saw Yu Chigong's miserable state.

He couldn't help reaching out to touch his own eyes, wanting to check if something happened to his own eyes.

When Bai Fan saw it, hey, it's not good, what are you doing?
"Hey! Don't rub your eyes. It's okay to eat this stuff, but rubbing your eyes will cause trouble..."

But how could his speaking speed catch up with everyone's hand speed?In addition, everyone took a knife and rubbed half of the chili pepper for a long time.

In less than a few breaths, the entire side hall was full of people on the ground. Li Er rubbed his tearful eyes desperately and shouted angrily: "Take him down, take him down quickly, Li Zi!" Harm me! I need an antidote, I need an antidote!"

　I have been fighting and sacrificing and so on before, the spirit is too tense, here are some relaxed and cheerful ones, I hope you like it.

　　
　
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