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Chapter 679 King of Crosstalk Instruments
Li Er is bragging to a group of civil servants, "Keming, the melody of your second boy seems to have been passed down by Jian Zhi. Look at the music score of the prosperous Tang Dynasty, it is almost as good as my King of Qin's Breaking the Formation Music." gone."

...Bai Fan has black lines all over his head, does this guy blush?Don't you think it's a shame to be so obviously boastful and compared with a junior?
The point is that looking at the performance of a group of civil servants, Bai Fan wanted to cover his face even more.

"Your Majesty, Erlang's skills are far behind yours, and his experience is too shallow. If Jian Zhi hadn't taught him well, what kind of music would he compose?" Du Ruhui said modestly.

"Yes, yes, Your Majesty's King of Qin has both form and spirit. Without the experience on the battlefield, it is impossible to compose. Du Erlang's music is mostly tangible and spiritless, and it is still not ready." A minister praised.

Bai Fan just drank in a muffled voice, he didn't want to watch this embarrassing scene again, a bunch of flattering old guys.

"In short, in this year's prosperous age, your ability is the best in the world, why don't you let me open your eyes?" Li Er asked.

"Hehe, I don't have any skills. Now that a group of apprentices have already graduated, this stage should be reserved for young people." Bai Fan waved his hand.

Li Er scolded with a smile: "You boy, your lanugo has not faded, and you still say that you are young? You are only 21 years old."

"Hehe, people are not old, but their hearts are already old! It is impossible to refuse to accept old age.

Even a group of disciples will definitely not disappoint everyone, just wait and see, Your Majesty. "

Uh, why did Li Er feel a little wrong when he heard this? Doesn't this mean that a group of disciples are enough for everyone to see, so there is no need for the master to take action?

If Li Chunfeng were here, he would definitely praise him, after all, Master Uncle is a role model for my generation, and the invisible pretense is the deadliest!
At this time, two songs and dances have already been performed on the stage, and now there are two cross talkers, one fat and one thin.

This show is relatively novel, and it was also passed down by Bai Fan. He selects eloquence among the disciples of the beggar gang, and cleverly teaches them to speak cross talk. Now a cross talk hall has opened in Chang'an City, which is very popular among the people.

Equally famous are the storytellers in major teahouses, all of whom were taught by Bai Fan.

"Huh? I've heard this cross talk once before. It's interesting. I don't know how it is today?" Li Er laughed.

Bai Fan explained: "These two are the hottest two in Chang'an City today, one is surnamed Guo and the other is Yu (Bai Fan liked Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu the most in his previous life, but he was a big fan), and now they are able to lead apprentices. characters."

While drinking some wine, everyone listened to the cross talk between the two. Although the Grand Theater accommodated thousands of spectators, due to the good sound reinforcement equipment, no one could hear them. It’s just that many people sat far away and couldn’t see clearly. .

The fat man on the stage said: "Today we two brothers will tell you a love legend, I hope you like it.

Speaking of this love, the brother-in-law and his wife next to me are a model of perfect love, which makes me so envious. "

"You have won the prize, but we have a good relationship."

"You guys don't know that when the two met, it was a dog day. At noon, Brother Yu was walking on the street. He was so hot that he just wiped his sweat. When he turned his head, he saw a girl on the corner of the street. This is the future. sister-in-law.

The girl was sweating profusely. "

"Yes, it's hot, and I'm sweating profusely!"

"You still know these big guys, they..."

puff!In an instant, there were countless sounds of spraying wine in the private room, so how can he do this?

"How can there be such a big man? Isn't this a hooligan? You made it clear." The thin man stopped and shouted.

"Brother Yu yelled loudly at that time, hey, stop, let me do it."

... The audience was already bursting into laughter, and no one expected such a twist and turn.

"Why did you ask me to come? Do you think this is queuing?" The thin man who was holding a joke said.

"Yeah, I'm going to line up."

"No, there is no need to line up."

"Yes, I don't line up..."

There was nothing he could do about being interrupted by the fat man. The skinny man pushed the fat man who was admiring him, "It's just the hooligans. I beat them away and it's over. What line are you in?"

"Yes, yes, brother Yu beat those hooligans away, and a hero came to save the beauty.

Dare to ask the girl's name?
The girl shyly said: Oh, my family name is Yue Han. "

Poof... There was another series of laughing voices. The audience couldn't hold it anymore, and they all burst out laughing.

The two had to wait for a while, and wait until the scene calmed down a little before starting to talk.

"Sister-in-law is a lady, and when she got married, she brought a small exquisite sandalwood box as a dowry. She specially reminded her that this is a little secret of the girl's family, and brother Yu can't peek at it."

"Well, that's right, it's normal for the husband and wife to have a little secret."

"Three years have passed in a blink of an eye. One day, brother Yu opened the box out of curiosity while his wife was not at home, and saw that there were three eggs and five taels of silver inside.

So he was puzzled, what does this mean?Private money?Not so much.

At this moment, Mrs. Sister-in-law came back, looking at each other in embarrassment.

Brother Yu was curious and asked what this meant.

Mrs. sister-in-law was also generous, she didn't blame her, and sighed: "Since you found out, I will tell you. I have had affairs in these years, and once I put an egg in it." '

When Brother Yu heard it, oh, three times in three years is not much, "What about the five taels of silver?" '

'I'll sell the eggs if I make up a catty! '"

Pfft... There was the sound of countless cups and plates falling to the ground. Whether they were civil servants or generals, almost everyone fell to the ground and laughed endlessly.

But this time, there were very few women on the side of the women's family who smiled. Not only did they not laugh, some people stood up and got angry, pointing at the two people on the stage and shouting: "Such bad women, why don't you go to the bath as soon as possible?" Don’t you feel ashamed to use it as a joke?”

Soon, almost all the women came forward to criticize, Du He saw that it was not good, and hurriedly came out to explain.

"Aunts, aunts, sisters-in-law and sisters, don't get me wrong. This is just a joke. It can't be taken seriously. We two brothers are young men. We are not married yet. We just want to tell a joke to make everyone laugh."

"Which one is your aunt? Who is your sister-in-law? Because waiting for you, I am still unmarried."

"Yes, yes, if the lord marries a young girl, I will let them go." Many people saw that it was Du He, and started to boo. At this time, everyone was Du He's suitor, so they also Don't be shy no matter what.

Du He felt that he had fallen into a dragon's pool and a tiger's den.

No matter what he said, he finally persuaded the women, and Bai Fan realized the problem. This age is different from the later generations, women's infidelity can be fatal. The old men listen to these jokes as a joke, but women don't buy it.

With such a farce for cross talk, it also won the laughter of many people. The two on stage have learned a lot of experience and lessons after this one time, and have new ideas for better integration of cross talk into Datang.

After the cross talk, I saw a machine being pushed up by several people on the stage. Everyone was very puzzled. It’s a performance, why push an unknown machine?
Du He moved a square stool and sat next to the triangular machine, opened the cover, adjusted the mechanism, and slowly put his finger on the row of buttons in front of him.

Bai Fan smiled at Li Er: "Your Majesty, this thing is called a piano, and it can be called the king of musical instruments. Du Erlang has a new composition. I wonder if it can surpass Your Majesty's masterpiece?"

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