Chapter 678
Let's say that Guo Jia raised three questions, and only when they answered correctly can he take his wife away smoothly.
The first question was very simple, and the three of them quickly answered it.
The second question was a little funny, but Zhao Yun, Zhang He and others cleverly gave euphemistic answers. Although Dian Wei was a little slow, he still answered it under Zhao Yun's suggestion.
My wife's waistline is naturally about the same as my arm.
If you don't believe me, can you measure it?
Of course, this amount is naturally his own arm.
Zhao Yun and Zhang Xi reacted faster and had already come up with a satisfactory answer. Only Dian Wei was a little slow, but it was considered completed.
very good!
Guo Jia nodded with a smile.
The third question!
Having said that, he deliberately paused, and his gaze fell on the three of them.
The three of them immediately became tense, especially Zhao Yun and Zhang He. A trap had already appeared in the second question. Naturally, the third question was somewhat difficult. They immediately held their breath and looked at Guo Jia without blinking. .
"The three brides are here. If you want to bring them home, you must choose the right one. Remember, you can only choose one time. Of course, if you choose the wrong one, this general will not be responsible."
what?
Hearing this question, the three couldn't help crying.
The three brides were dressed exactly the same, Feng Guanxia wore a red hijab, and it was impossible to tell who was who when they stood together.
It's okay to choose the right one, but it's a wrong choice. Doesn't the daughter-in-law want to marry someone else?
This is a real problem.
The three of them looked at each other, Dian Wei seemed to have remembered something, and strode forward.
Guo Jia suddenly said: "Rule one, the bride can't speak or make gestures, otherwise it will be considered a failure."
Dian Wei's steps stopped immediately.
He was just about to shout.
If Du Hanying heard his name, he would probably express it. Unexpectedly, Guo Jia threw out this rule in time and put his plan on hold.
Can't speak, can't move, how can you tell who is your daughter-in-law?
The three were in trouble again.
Cough!
Zhang He's eyes lit up as if he had thought of a good idea, and he came to Xi Niang excitedly.
Guo Jia's voice sounded again.
"Rule two, the bride and groom cannot have physical contact, otherwise it will be considered a failure."
Ah!
Hearing this, Zhang Yun lost his temper instantly.
Huang Wudie has practiced martial arts and rough work since she was a child, and her hands have calluses. Moreover, she often uses archery, and her thumbs are thicker than ordinary women.
He originally planned to judge who belonged to his daughter-in-law by looking at the bride's hand.
But as soon as Guo Jia's second rule came out, his plan also failed.
Two of the three grooms were frowning, and only Zhao Yun was meditating.
After a long time, he seemed to have the answer, and strode up to the three brides.
Ma Yunlu is a Qiang, and his taste is far more important than that of ordinary Han women. As long as he sniffs in front of the three people, he can tell the difference.
Just when Zhao Yun was about to sniff, Guo Jia's voice sounded again.
"Rule three, when the groom recognizes the bride, he can't get too close, he must keep a distance."
As he spoke, he motioned to several soldiers of the Tiger Guards to invite the three grooms a distance away.
Finished!
Seeing Guo Jia's rule, Zhao Yun's face changed drastically.
In this way, his method of identifying Ma Yunlu's tricks through experience was also declared bankrupt.
Lord!
The three of them were completely at a loss, and looked at Guo Jia pitifully.
Hahahaha!
Guo Jia laughed a few times, and said: "Don't look at me, look at them. It's time to use your imagination and get your wife back. You can't even tell your own wife apart, so what kind of relationship are you two? A stick of incense If you can't tell the time, you can go back!"
This……
The three of them are like ants on a hot pot, but there is no good way for a while.
Time passed by, and they still couldn't think of any way.
At this time, Cai Yan couldn't stand it any longer.
She knew that Guo Jia was deliberately embarrassing the three of them, so she said softly, "If you can't figure it out, you can ask for help."
Hearing the reminder from the mistress, the three immediately understood.
That's right, although the rules say you can't do this or that, they don't say you can't ask for help.
Zhang He's wife, Huang Wudie, is the sister of Huang Zhong's daughter, Huang Xu, and the two of them are right in front of them. They should know Huang Wudie best.
Although Zhao Yun's wife Ma Yunlu's father Ma Teng was not there, her younger brother Ma Tie was there. The two grew up together since they were young, so they are naturally more familiar than themselves.
Dian Wei's wife doesn't have any relatives, but it doesn't matter, as long as Ma Yunlu and Huang Wudie are identified, the rest will naturally be Du Hanying.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yun and Zhang Yun immediately ran to the group of relatives and friends for help.
Although Dian Wei had nowhere to turn for help, he was even more nervous than the two of them.
The two successfully found their wives, and the rest was his wives.
If the two can't find it, then he is also useless.
"Tiezi! You must help me in this meeting!"
Zhao Yun grabbed Ma Tie's hand.
Ma Tie is also in a bit of a dilemma. The key is that Guo Jia is too bad. The three of them are all dressed in the same way, and their figures are all covered up by bloated costumes. It is still difficult to identify them by appearance.
but……
He hesitated for a moment, then whispered: "Brother-in-law, my sister was stung by a wasp when she was a child, and almost died. The most feared thing in her life is the wasp. If you yell, the wasp is coming, she will probably be afraid."
Brilliant plan!
Zhao Yun gave a thumbs up.
Sure enough, the people who know you best are the relatives around you.
He suddenly yelled, "What a big swarm of wasps."
As soon as the voice fell, everyone was a little puzzled, the weather was fine, where did the wasps come from?
Zhao Yun didn't care about them, he just stared at the three brides carefully with his eyes wide open.
Sure enough, when she heard Wasp, the bride on the left suddenly trembled and couldn't help taking a step back.
I see!
Zhao Yun said excitedly: "It's her, she is Lu'er."
As he spoke, he trotted over and grabbed the bride's hand.
Uncovered her hijab, who is it not Ma Yunlu?
Hahahaha!
Zhao Yun couldn't help laughing, and took Ma Yunlu to salute everyone.
He turned his head to look at Zhang Yun and Dian Wei, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, you two, I'll take a step first."
As he spoke, he pulled Ma Yunlu's hand and walked out.
Gee!
Seeing that Zhao Yun successfully found a bride, Zhang He was also very excited.
In this way, you can choose one of the two, and the probability is higher than before.
However, he was not sure, so he had to come in front of Huang Zhong and Huang Xu.
Huang Zhong smiled slightly, but didn't speak. It's not good for him to participate in this kind of thing.
Huang Xu whispered in Zhang Xi's ear, "Brother-in-law, I have a way to tell Xiao Die out, but it's a bit risky."
what risk?
Zhang He asked puzzledly.
(End of this chapter)
Let's say that Guo Jia raised three questions, and only when they answered correctly can he take his wife away smoothly.
The first question was very simple, and the three of them quickly answered it.
The second question was a little funny, but Zhao Yun, Zhang He and others cleverly gave euphemistic answers. Although Dian Wei was a little slow, he still answered it under Zhao Yun's suggestion.
My wife's waistline is naturally about the same as my arm.
If you don't believe me, can you measure it?
Of course, this amount is naturally his own arm.
Zhao Yun and Zhang Xi reacted faster and had already come up with a satisfactory answer. Only Dian Wei was a little slow, but it was considered completed.
very good!
Guo Jia nodded with a smile.
The third question!
Having said that, he deliberately paused, and his gaze fell on the three of them.
The three of them immediately became tense, especially Zhao Yun and Zhang He. A trap had already appeared in the second question. Naturally, the third question was somewhat difficult. They immediately held their breath and looked at Guo Jia without blinking. .
"The three brides are here. If you want to bring them home, you must choose the right one. Remember, you can only choose one time. Of course, if you choose the wrong one, this general will not be responsible."
what?
Hearing this question, the three couldn't help crying.
The three brides were dressed exactly the same, Feng Guanxia wore a red hijab, and it was impossible to tell who was who when they stood together.
It's okay to choose the right one, but it's a wrong choice. Doesn't the daughter-in-law want to marry someone else?
This is a real problem.
The three of them looked at each other, Dian Wei seemed to have remembered something, and strode forward.
Guo Jia suddenly said: "Rule one, the bride can't speak or make gestures, otherwise it will be considered a failure."
Dian Wei's steps stopped immediately.
He was just about to shout.
If Du Hanying heard his name, he would probably express it. Unexpectedly, Guo Jia threw out this rule in time and put his plan on hold.
Can't speak, can't move, how can you tell who is your daughter-in-law?
The three were in trouble again.
Cough!
Zhang He's eyes lit up as if he had thought of a good idea, and he came to Xi Niang excitedly.
Guo Jia's voice sounded again.
"Rule two, the bride and groom cannot have physical contact, otherwise it will be considered a failure."
Ah!
Hearing this, Zhang Yun lost his temper instantly.
Huang Wudie has practiced martial arts and rough work since she was a child, and her hands have calluses. Moreover, she often uses archery, and her thumbs are thicker than ordinary women.
He originally planned to judge who belonged to his daughter-in-law by looking at the bride's hand.
But as soon as Guo Jia's second rule came out, his plan also failed.
Two of the three grooms were frowning, and only Zhao Yun was meditating.
After a long time, he seemed to have the answer, and strode up to the three brides.
Ma Yunlu is a Qiang, and his taste is far more important than that of ordinary Han women. As long as he sniffs in front of the three people, he can tell the difference.
Just when Zhao Yun was about to sniff, Guo Jia's voice sounded again.
"Rule three, when the groom recognizes the bride, he can't get too close, he must keep a distance."
As he spoke, he motioned to several soldiers of the Tiger Guards to invite the three grooms a distance away.
Finished!
Seeing Guo Jia's rule, Zhao Yun's face changed drastically.
In this way, his method of identifying Ma Yunlu's tricks through experience was also declared bankrupt.
Lord!
The three of them were completely at a loss, and looked at Guo Jia pitifully.
Hahahaha!
Guo Jia laughed a few times, and said: "Don't look at me, look at them. It's time to use your imagination and get your wife back. You can't even tell your own wife apart, so what kind of relationship are you two? A stick of incense If you can't tell the time, you can go back!"
This……
The three of them are like ants on a hot pot, but there is no good way for a while.
Time passed by, and they still couldn't think of any way.
At this time, Cai Yan couldn't stand it any longer.
She knew that Guo Jia was deliberately embarrassing the three of them, so she said softly, "If you can't figure it out, you can ask for help."
Hearing the reminder from the mistress, the three immediately understood.
That's right, although the rules say you can't do this or that, they don't say you can't ask for help.
Zhang He's wife, Huang Wudie, is the sister of Huang Zhong's daughter, Huang Xu, and the two of them are right in front of them. They should know Huang Wudie best.
Although Zhao Yun's wife Ma Yunlu's father Ma Teng was not there, her younger brother Ma Tie was there. The two grew up together since they were young, so they are naturally more familiar than themselves.
Dian Wei's wife doesn't have any relatives, but it doesn't matter, as long as Ma Yunlu and Huang Wudie are identified, the rest will naturally be Du Hanying.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yun and Zhang Yun immediately ran to the group of relatives and friends for help.
Although Dian Wei had nowhere to turn for help, he was even more nervous than the two of them.
The two successfully found their wives, and the rest was his wives.
If the two can't find it, then he is also useless.
"Tiezi! You must help me in this meeting!"
Zhao Yun grabbed Ma Tie's hand.
Ma Tie is also in a bit of a dilemma. The key is that Guo Jia is too bad. The three of them are all dressed in the same way, and their figures are all covered up by bloated costumes. It is still difficult to identify them by appearance.
but……
He hesitated for a moment, then whispered: "Brother-in-law, my sister was stung by a wasp when she was a child, and almost died. The most feared thing in her life is the wasp. If you yell, the wasp is coming, she will probably be afraid."
Brilliant plan!
Zhao Yun gave a thumbs up.
Sure enough, the people who know you best are the relatives around you.
He suddenly yelled, "What a big swarm of wasps."
As soon as the voice fell, everyone was a little puzzled, the weather was fine, where did the wasps come from?
Zhao Yun didn't care about them, he just stared at the three brides carefully with his eyes wide open.
Sure enough, when she heard Wasp, the bride on the left suddenly trembled and couldn't help taking a step back.
I see!
Zhao Yun said excitedly: "It's her, she is Lu'er."
As he spoke, he trotted over and grabbed the bride's hand.
Uncovered her hijab, who is it not Ma Yunlu?
Hahahaha!
Zhao Yun couldn't help laughing, and took Ma Yunlu to salute everyone.
He turned his head to look at Zhang Yun and Dian Wei, and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, you two, I'll take a step first."
As he spoke, he pulled Ma Yunlu's hand and walked out.
Gee!
Seeing that Zhao Yun successfully found a bride, Zhang He was also very excited.
In this way, you can choose one of the two, and the probability is higher than before.
However, he was not sure, so he had to come in front of Huang Zhong and Huang Xu.
Huang Zhong smiled slightly, but didn't speak. It's not good for him to participate in this kind of thing.
Huang Xu whispered in Zhang Xi's ear, "Brother-in-law, I have a way to tell Xiao Die out, but it's a bit risky."
what risk?
Zhang He asked puzzledly.
(End of this chapter)
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