The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 318 Exogenous Branches
How high can a person lift a leg in place if the knee cannot be bent?One inch or two inches?Anyway, it can't pass two feet!

By the same token, can a person jump if his knees cannot be bent?Even if it can jump, it is estimated to be an inch or two.

It was for this reason that Li Muyun dug a hole for the 'vice principal', a hole two feet deep.

It doesn't seem deep, but it completely restricted his mobility. No matter how hard the 'Vice Principal' tried, he couldn't get his legs out of the hole no matter what he tried.

Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth, and this is true.

The 'vice principal' proved with his own actions that he really couldn't get out of a two-foot-deep pit without help.

Everyone was dumbfounded now. Those who only read sage books couldn't understand why a small pit could restrict a person's mobility. Looking at Li Muyun was like looking at a monster.

"How is it? Who else wants to try it? You can dig the hole yourself, so that you don't have to say that I cheated!" Li Muyun looked at the 'Vice Principal' who was struggling in the hole, with a hint of gloating .

A group of gentlemen from Taixue blushed, no matter how thick-skinned they were, at this moment they would not be able to jump out and say the word dissatisfaction.

On the other hand, the students on one side became curious and ran to find tools. They dug holes one after another on the playground. After digging, they stuffed a person in, and then looked at the person who was stuffed in. Struggling inside.

"Sir, why is this? Why can't the people in the pit come out?" Pang Wenlong sneaked up to Li Muyun's side and asked with his head probed.

"Knowledge is power, this is the most basic application of ergonomics!" Li Muyun glanced at Pang Wenlong: "This pit only restricts their knee joints, and it is precisely because of the restriction of their knee joints that they cannot move. .”

"Ergonomics? What's that?" Pei Xingjian's voice came from the other side of Li Muyun. This guy was pulled out of the pit at some point, and he squatted behind him with an excited face and asked.

"Ergonomics is..., forget it, you guys haven't even learned how to walk, so don't even think about running." Li Mu wanted to explain what ergonomics is, but when he saw a group of nerd-like schoolteachers stealing When I heard it, I immediately changed my mind.

A group of people who don't know the so-called, think that being able to endorse is the best in the world, and they can look down on everyone. Li Muyun considers himself not their father, so there is no reason to teach them to be smart.

Another point is about the bet. In the current situation, it is obvious that he has won, and this farce should be over.

Thinking of this, Li Muyun raised his head and looked at the embarrassing Mr. Taixue around: "How about it, can any of you get out? If you can't get out, does this mean I won this match?"

"You, you are shameless, Li Muyun, you must have used some despicable means to restrict our actions, this bet cannot be counted." The guy who had clashed with Li Muyun at the beginning jumped out and said forcefully .

"Oh? That's not counted? What do you mean?" Li Muyun asked interestingly while fiddling with the 'Sword of Heaven' in his hand.

"Let's gamble again if you have the guts." Another guy jumped out from the other side, baring his teeth and claws and shouting.

"Hmph..." Li Muyun glanced at the guy who was speaking: "You want to die, don't you? In front of the 'Tianzijian', it turned out to be the opposite. Do you know that this is a crime of deceiving the emperor?"

The man's face changed when he heard Li Muyun's words, but he just paused for a moment before continuing: "I, I didn't mean that, just now you were the one who tricked us into fooling us by playing tricks like jumping into a pit. Teasing us, even if we lose, we will not accept it, even if this matter is brought to His Majesty in a lawsuit, we are justified!"

"Hehe, you really are a scholar, what a sharp mouth." Li Muyun curled his lips in disdain, and turned his head to look at the 'vice principal' who had just been helped out of the pit: "What do you mean? It's also a new comparison?"

The 'Vice Principal' sighed helplessly, and said earnestly: "Li Muyun, from a personal standpoint, I admit that you are very smart, but have you ever thought about how much damage will be caused if you continue to stay in Taixue? Influence? Where do you let Taixue put his face?"

"Then what do you mean?" Li Muyun asked back.

"Li Muyun, I admit that we lost this gamble, but do you think Taixue's face is not as important as your personal honor and disgrace? I see that you have read a lot of books, don't you have a little bit of a big picture? ?" The 'Vice Principal' fixedly looked at Li Muyun, with a look of compassion, as if he was saving Li Muyun from fire and water.

However, he still miscalculated Li Muyun's character.

As a killer, Li Muyun has never seen the big picture. He can't even distinguish between good and evil. In his eyes, there are only shoulds and shouldn'ts, the dead and the living. As for the big picture, that's something Li Shimin needs to consider , as long as he lives his life well.

So Li Muyun didn't pay attention to his Taixue's face at all. Besides, his Taixue's face is face. Could it be that Li Muyun's face is not face?Can they put it under their feet and step on it at will?The world does not seem to have such a reason.

It is precisely because of this that Li Muyun ignored the earnest words of the 'vice principal' at all, and said with a sneer: "I am standing here today, if the Taixue wants to face, then I should beat me honestly and convince me Otherwise, why should I save face for you guys!"

The 'Vice Principal' was once again trembling with anger from Li Muyun, pointed at his nose, and angrily reprimanded: "You, you are simply stubborn and stubborn."

"Old guy, it's useless to say what you say now, if you have the ability, you can show it, otherwise I will be too learned!"

Li Muyun is a kind of spring, he eats soft but not hard, the harder he is pressed, the harder he rebounds, he doesn't care if the 'vice principal' will be pissed off, anyway, he just wants to make himself angry, let him It's not okay to be cowardly.

You know, even after Li Shimin angered him, he would find a way to fight back, not to mention that the other party was just the vice president of a mere university.

"Okay, since that's the case, Li Muyun, listen carefully, the old man decided to compete with you again, if you win again this time, the old man will immediately turn around and go to the emperor to resign. From now on, the Taixue will respect you "The 'Vice Principal' was really popular this time, and decided to show his housekeeping skills and have a dispute with Li Mu.

(End of this chapter)