Becoming stronger from cutting Hu and Cao Cao
Chapter 251 Ma Chao: I bet this is a fart.
Chapter 251 Ma Chao: I bet this is a fart.
Is the well water in Heishi Pass poisonous?Of course it is not poisonous.In the process of marching and fighting, any food or drink needs to be tested for drugs in advance.Poison the well water, so the Xiliang army can completely fetch water from the river outside the city. The river is running water, and it is not that simple to poison the running water.
Although the well water in Heishiguan was not poisoned, it was also secretly added by Cheng Yu.In every well in Heishiguan, there are many sacks in the bottom of the well, and these sacks are filled with ground crotons.
The croton will be fully dissolved when it meets water, which is why the well water is turbid.Croton is not poisonous, so no matter how the Xiliang army inspects it, they will not find any clues.
Soldiers and horses in Xiliang buried pots to make food, and soon saw smoke rising from the city.Today, Xiliang soldiers eat food and drink water, including the water that this horse drinks, which is mixed with croton water.
"My son, gather [-] soldiers and go to pursue Cao Jun. If you encounter an ambush, you will retreat. If Cao Jun is unprepared, you will beat Cao Jun hard." Ma Teng ordered Ma Chao.
"Father, don't worry, I will let Cao Jun know how powerful our Xiliang Army is in this battle." Ma Teng promised, patted his chest.
In this battle of Heishi Pass, although he won Heishi Pass, in fact Yan Xing did suffer a loss.Han Sui gave Yan Xing more than ten thousand vanguards, and suffered heavy casualties.Ma Chao thought to himself, Yan Xing suffered a loss, if he took advantage of Cao Jun, it would be his big show of face.
After lunch, Ma Teng ordered Ma Chao to order [-] elite cavalry to pursue Cao Ren in the direction he left.
At this time, Ma Chao and the others hadn't digested the meal they had just eaten, so they didn't have a stomachache for the time being, and naturally they didn't find any clues about the food.
Ma Chao led [-] cavalrymen to chase forward. They saved the fire all night, and then just had a meal. This time is the time when their mouths are dry.Therefore, before these soldiers set off, whether they were men or horses, they all drank a lot of water to preserve their strength.
No matter in the stomach of a person or a horse, there is a lot of croton water, and this way of chasing forward, the little thing in the stomach is shaken evenly on the way.
Ma Chao chased them all the way with his soldiers and horses, and after chasing for about a hundred miles, he suddenly found that there was a crowd of people in front of him.
"Cao Jun?" Looking at the flag of Cao Zizheng in front of him, Ma Chao was a little bit confused.
Looking at this picture, Cao Ren is waiting for him on purpose.At this time, Cao Jun should be retreating in the direction of Fufeng City.Even if he wanted to ambush them, he should be ambushing them now instead of just standing here and waiting for them.
Ma Chao was a little confused by Cao Ren. You must know that they now have a full [-] cavalry.And Cao Jun has a total of only [-] to [-] soldiers and horses. There must have been a lot of casualties in the attack last night. It would be good to have [-] to [-] soldiers who can fight.That being the case, how could Cao Ren have the guts to wait for him here.
"Cao Ren, is that you?" Ma Chao shouted sullenly.
"That's right, it's me." Cao Ren rode his horse back.
At this time, Cao Ren had already set up an army formation on the official road, and Cao Ren's formation was a turtle-shaped formation.
The turtle-shaped formation, just like its name, this formation is like a turtle shell, the attack and mobility are almost equal to zero, and there is no change.But this is a very powerful defensive formation. Apart from being unable to move, this thing's defense is extremely powerful.
Ma Chao felt that it would take a long time for his [-] cavalry to break open Cao Ren's tortoise shell.
However, Ma Chao couldn't figure it out, how could Cao Ren have the courage to spend it with him, no matter how much it was spent, it would be beneficial to him.
"Cao Ren, why don't you run away?" Ma Chao raised the tiger-headed golden spear in his hand and pointed at Cao Ren.
"Ha ha!"
"Run, why should I run? I'm afraid it will be you who will run later."
"No, I'm afraid you won't even have the strength to run later." Cao Ren laughed loudly.
Seeing Cao Ren laughing for no reason, Ma Chao thought to himself, maybe this Cao Ren is a demon?
"Cao Ren, take my life." Naturally, Ma Chao didn't know what Cao Ren was talking about, so he shot towards Cao Ren.
Cao Ren thought to himself, boy, come on, this time I am not afraid of you.
Thinking of this, Cao Ren waved the big knife in his hand and went towards Ma Chao.When Ma Chao caught Cao Ren, he made a fierce attack, and Cao Ren was not brave enough to fight fiercely, he just kept defending blindly, as if he was delaying time.
Ma Chao's moves are all open and close. The bigger his movements, the faster his physical strength will be exhausted, and the faster he will absorb the contents in his stomach.
Ma Chao felt that there was something wrong with hitting him.My stomach seemed to be screaming "Google, Gumble".A sense of shit came over him, and Ma Chao immediately wanted to take off his pants to let off steam.
However, this is on the battlefield, how could Cao Ren give him time to shit, Ma Chao had no choice but to hold back.Holding back his feces and beating, Ma Chao couldn't use his strength.Therefore, the more you beat Ma Chao, the more difficult it will be. Over time, Cao Ren has the upper hand.
Ma Chao thought to himself, this kind of fight is not good, I will definitely lose this kind of fight.If it doesn't work, I can only take a gamble.
Whatever Ma Chao wants to bet, Ma Chao wants to bet, he bets that what he is holding back is not shit, but a fart.
Thinking of this, Ma Chao stopped holding back.Ma Chao let out his suffocated breath, and only heard "puchi, puchi", and Ma Chao's face changed color in an instant.
There is no doubt that Ma Chao lost the bet.
Ma Chao felt sticky on his buttocks, and the bleeding was all over his whole buttocks, even on his two thighs.
In an instant, Ma Chao felt a wave of humiliation welling up in his heart.Damn, I actually pulled my pants down, which is really shameful. Damn it opened the door for shame, so shameful.
"Cao Ren, have you poisoned the well?" Ma Chao asked with a livid face.
When he set off, Ma Chao found that the water was a little cloudy today, but after repeated confirmation, he found that the water was not poisonous, so he didn't care.
"Poisoned, no."
"I just added some crotons for you guys." Cao Ren laughed.
"Cao Ren, take your life for me." Hearing this, Ma Chao was so angry that he stopped fighting and charged at Cao Ren with his gun.
Ma Chao thought to himself, the bamboo shoots on this mountain are all taken by you, you take the bamboo shoots.The tricks of the three abuses can also be used.
However, when he rushed forward, Ma Chao realized something was wrong.Now not only he has diarrhea, but even the horse under him has diarrhea.The horse is pulling and running forward.It was a constant vibration, as if the car engine was about to explode.Ma Chao, the horse, gave a three-point start and rushed towards Cao Ren while shaking.
(End of this chapter)
Is the well water in Heishi Pass poisonous?Of course it is not poisonous.In the process of marching and fighting, any food or drink needs to be tested for drugs in advance.Poison the well water, so the Xiliang army can completely fetch water from the river outside the city. The river is running water, and it is not that simple to poison the running water.
Although the well water in Heishiguan was not poisoned, it was also secretly added by Cheng Yu.In every well in Heishiguan, there are many sacks in the bottom of the well, and these sacks are filled with ground crotons.
The croton will be fully dissolved when it meets water, which is why the well water is turbid.Croton is not poisonous, so no matter how the Xiliang army inspects it, they will not find any clues.
Soldiers and horses in Xiliang buried pots to make food, and soon saw smoke rising from the city.Today, Xiliang soldiers eat food and drink water, including the water that this horse drinks, which is mixed with croton water.
"My son, gather [-] soldiers and go to pursue Cao Jun. If you encounter an ambush, you will retreat. If Cao Jun is unprepared, you will beat Cao Jun hard." Ma Teng ordered Ma Chao.
"Father, don't worry, I will let Cao Jun know how powerful our Xiliang Army is in this battle." Ma Teng promised, patted his chest.
In this battle of Heishi Pass, although he won Heishi Pass, in fact Yan Xing did suffer a loss.Han Sui gave Yan Xing more than ten thousand vanguards, and suffered heavy casualties.Ma Chao thought to himself, Yan Xing suffered a loss, if he took advantage of Cao Jun, it would be his big show of face.
After lunch, Ma Teng ordered Ma Chao to order [-] elite cavalry to pursue Cao Ren in the direction he left.
At this time, Ma Chao and the others hadn't digested the meal they had just eaten, so they didn't have a stomachache for the time being, and naturally they didn't find any clues about the food.
Ma Chao led [-] cavalrymen to chase forward. They saved the fire all night, and then just had a meal. This time is the time when their mouths are dry.Therefore, before these soldiers set off, whether they were men or horses, they all drank a lot of water to preserve their strength.
No matter in the stomach of a person or a horse, there is a lot of croton water, and this way of chasing forward, the little thing in the stomach is shaken evenly on the way.
Ma Chao chased them all the way with his soldiers and horses, and after chasing for about a hundred miles, he suddenly found that there was a crowd of people in front of him.
"Cao Jun?" Looking at the flag of Cao Zizheng in front of him, Ma Chao was a little bit confused.
Looking at this picture, Cao Ren is waiting for him on purpose.At this time, Cao Jun should be retreating in the direction of Fufeng City.Even if he wanted to ambush them, he should be ambushing them now instead of just standing here and waiting for them.
Ma Chao was a little confused by Cao Ren. You must know that they now have a full [-] cavalry.And Cao Jun has a total of only [-] to [-] soldiers and horses. There must have been a lot of casualties in the attack last night. It would be good to have [-] to [-] soldiers who can fight.That being the case, how could Cao Ren have the guts to wait for him here.
"Cao Ren, is that you?" Ma Chao shouted sullenly.
"That's right, it's me." Cao Ren rode his horse back.
At this time, Cao Ren had already set up an army formation on the official road, and Cao Ren's formation was a turtle-shaped formation.
The turtle-shaped formation, just like its name, this formation is like a turtle shell, the attack and mobility are almost equal to zero, and there is no change.But this is a very powerful defensive formation. Apart from being unable to move, this thing's defense is extremely powerful.
Ma Chao felt that it would take a long time for his [-] cavalry to break open Cao Ren's tortoise shell.
However, Ma Chao couldn't figure it out, how could Cao Ren have the courage to spend it with him, no matter how much it was spent, it would be beneficial to him.
"Cao Ren, why don't you run away?" Ma Chao raised the tiger-headed golden spear in his hand and pointed at Cao Ren.
"Ha ha!"
"Run, why should I run? I'm afraid it will be you who will run later."
"No, I'm afraid you won't even have the strength to run later." Cao Ren laughed loudly.
Seeing Cao Ren laughing for no reason, Ma Chao thought to himself, maybe this Cao Ren is a demon?
"Cao Ren, take my life." Naturally, Ma Chao didn't know what Cao Ren was talking about, so he shot towards Cao Ren.
Cao Ren thought to himself, boy, come on, this time I am not afraid of you.
Thinking of this, Cao Ren waved the big knife in his hand and went towards Ma Chao.When Ma Chao caught Cao Ren, he made a fierce attack, and Cao Ren was not brave enough to fight fiercely, he just kept defending blindly, as if he was delaying time.
Ma Chao's moves are all open and close. The bigger his movements, the faster his physical strength will be exhausted, and the faster he will absorb the contents in his stomach.
Ma Chao felt that there was something wrong with hitting him.My stomach seemed to be screaming "Google, Gumble".A sense of shit came over him, and Ma Chao immediately wanted to take off his pants to let off steam.
However, this is on the battlefield, how could Cao Ren give him time to shit, Ma Chao had no choice but to hold back.Holding back his feces and beating, Ma Chao couldn't use his strength.Therefore, the more you beat Ma Chao, the more difficult it will be. Over time, Cao Ren has the upper hand.
Ma Chao thought to himself, this kind of fight is not good, I will definitely lose this kind of fight.If it doesn't work, I can only take a gamble.
Whatever Ma Chao wants to bet, Ma Chao wants to bet, he bets that what he is holding back is not shit, but a fart.
Thinking of this, Ma Chao stopped holding back.Ma Chao let out his suffocated breath, and only heard "puchi, puchi", and Ma Chao's face changed color in an instant.
There is no doubt that Ma Chao lost the bet.
Ma Chao felt sticky on his buttocks, and the bleeding was all over his whole buttocks, even on his two thighs.
In an instant, Ma Chao felt a wave of humiliation welling up in his heart.Damn, I actually pulled my pants down, which is really shameful. Damn it opened the door for shame, so shameful.
"Cao Ren, have you poisoned the well?" Ma Chao asked with a livid face.
When he set off, Ma Chao found that the water was a little cloudy today, but after repeated confirmation, he found that the water was not poisonous, so he didn't care.
"Poisoned, no."
"I just added some crotons for you guys." Cao Ren laughed.
"Cao Ren, take your life for me." Hearing this, Ma Chao was so angry that he stopped fighting and charged at Cao Ren with his gun.
Ma Chao thought to himself, the bamboo shoots on this mountain are all taken by you, you take the bamboo shoots.The tricks of the three abuses can also be used.
However, when he rushed forward, Ma Chao realized something was wrong.Now not only he has diarrhea, but even the horse under him has diarrhea.The horse is pulling and running forward.It was a constant vibration, as if the car engine was about to explode.Ma Chao, the horse, gave a three-point start and rushed towards Cao Ren while shaking.
(End of this chapter)
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