Prince of Tang Dynasty
Chapter 521 Goal Achievement
Chapter 521 Goal Achievement
When Fang Xuanling was deep in thought, the dice had already walked around, and soon arrived in front of him.
"Liang Guogong, it's your turn!"
Hearing Changsun Wuji's words, Fang Xuanling reacted and quickly picked up the dice and threw it into the bowl.
Three o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock.
Seeing this number, Fang Xuanling breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the crowd.
"Who has the smallest number of points?"
Hearing Fang Xuanling's words, everyone turned their attention to Changsun Chong.
At this time, Chang Sun Chong also stood up, and then bowed to Fang Xuanling and saluted. Seeing this scene, Fang Xuanling was stunned.
"The biggest one is me?"
Thinking of this, Fang Xuanling immediately looked around, and finally confirmed the answer.
Indeed he is the greatest.
Seeing the pleading expressions of Changsun Wuji and Changsun Chong, Fang Xuanling suddenly smiled, and decisively threw the burden to Gao Ming.
"The old minister also followed the example of Zhao Guogong. This time, please ask His Highness the Crown Prince to do it for you, but His Highness the Crown Prince can't do favoritism!"
The implication of Fang Xuanling's words was that he couldn't let Chang Sun Chong pass the test easily, at least he had to be embarrassed.
After hearing his words, Gao Ming suddenly burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, don't worry, Liang Guogong, I've always treated everyone equally!"
Gao Ming had originally rushed towards his eldest grandson, even if Fang Xuanling didn't tell him, he would have done so.
So after he finished speaking, he immediately turned his head to look at Chang Sun Chong, and smiled at him.
"Haha, Brother Changsun, you choose, do you want the truth or a big risk?"
"This……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Chang Sun Chong immediately hesitated.
To be honest, he is actually unwilling to choose both, but he has to choose under the situation before him.
Great figures like Liang Guogong and Wei Guogong have been elected, why don't you choose?
Thinking of this, Chang Sun Chong took a deep breath, then cupped his hands towards Gao Ming.
"I choose to speak the truth, His Royal Highness, please ask!"
"OK!"
Hearing Chang Sun Chong's words, Gao Ming immediately grinned.
"Then I asked, how long did it take you to have intercourse last time?"
"puff……"
Perhaps it was because the question was so hot that Changsun Wuji spit out the tea immediately.
"His Royal Highness, this is really..."
Before Changsun Wuji finished speaking, Gao Ming looked at him with piercing eyes.
"Given the relationship between uncle and eldest grandson brother, you can also answer this question on behalf of eldest grandson brother. Presumably Liang Guogong also agrees?"
"Uh...cough cough cough cough..."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Changsun Wuji immediately coughed in embarrassment, while Fang Xuanling stroked his beard and laughed.
"Since His Royal Highness has spoken, how can the old minister refuse to obey? Don't worry, Brother Fuji, even if I find out about you... At that time, I will definitely not say it!"
As soon as Fang Xuanling finished speaking, everyone present immediately nodded their heads.
"That's right, that's right, the old man is determined not to say anything!"
"I do not know either!"
"And I!"
Seeing everyone's gossiping faces, Changsun Wuji's expression became stiff again.
Believe you are a ghost!
Changsun Wuji is already 50 years old this year, and he is very fat, so he is naturally powerless in some aspects, and this kind of thing is very private, how could he tell others?
So after hearing everyone's words, he immediately bowed his hands to everyone with a stiff face.
"Hehe, everyone misunderstood, I just want to say that the tea is too cold, so I would like to ask if you want another cup!"
Having said that, Changsun Wuji immediately waved to the maid next to him.
"Come, come, let's get a new cup of hot tea for all the adults!"
"Yes!"
Hearing Changsun Wuji's words, the maids immediately agreed, and then replaced everyone with freshly brewed tea.
Everyone knew that Changsun Wuji was talking nonsense, but they didn't point it out. They just nodded to him politely as a way of expressing their gratitude.
And Changsun Wuji smiled and nodded to everyone, and at the same time gave Changsun Chong a helpless look.
Son, dad can only help you so far!
Looking at Changsun Wuji's eyes, Changsun Chong suddenly showed a wry smile, then gritted his teeth, and stretched out a finger shyly towards Gao Ming.
Seeing Changsun Chong's gesture, Gao Ming immediately raised his eyebrows at him.
"One hour? Can you be so fierce?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Chang Sun Chong blushed immediately, shook his head hastily, and answered Gao Ming in a very small voice.
"Not even a stick of incense!"
After speaking, Chang Sun Chong lowered his head.
Chang Sun Chong originally thought that he would pass the test by answering this way, but what he didn't expect was that Gao Ming didn't intend to let him go so easily.
Therefore, as soon as his words fell, Gao Ming narrowed his eyes immediately.
"You're bragging. I don't believe you can hold on for a stick of incense. Believe it or not, let me ask Lizhi?"
"hiss……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, everyone present gasped again.
You actually plan to ask Princess Changle about this kind of thing?Do you still want to face?
However, considering Gao Ming's "characteristic" of not playing cards according to common sense, and now that he has been drinking, everyone thinks it is really possible for him to do such a thing!
Thinking of this, Li Jing felt a little glad that he chose to take a big risk just now, and Fang Xuanling also felt that Gao Ming didn't just punish himself.
He is rushing towards the eldest grandson!
Chang Sun Chong was also in a hurry at this time, he was really afraid that Gao Ming would follow Jiu Jin to ask Li Lizhi, so he didn't care about being shy now, and quickly raised his head and cupped his hands at Gao Ming.
"His Royal Highness, please be merciful!"
"Well, tell the truth, how long is it?"
Seeing Gao Ming's narrow face, Chang Sun Chong suddenly showed a wry smile, and he gritted his teeth immediately.
"A cup of tea or so, this time it's real!"
"Pfft..."
Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone including Gao Ming covered their mouths and laughed, while Changsun Wuji turned his face away with a strange expression, his face was full of embarrassment.
What a shame!
Compared with the embarrassing elder grandson and his son, Gao Ming is satisfied because he has already got the answer he wanted.
"It doesn't matter how long it takes, as long as it works, I'm relieved now!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly remembered that he seemed to have seen similar popular science knowledge before.
It is said that in addition to making "tadpoles", a man's testicles mainly secrete male hormones, but if there is a problem with the testicles, the adrenal gland will replace them to secrete male hormones to maintain the normal operation of the body.
Therefore, it is completely wrong to say that "from the palace" one will become a woman, or become neither male nor female.
After thinking about this, Gao Ming was completely relieved. He raised his wine glass and laughed at his eldest grandson.
"Hahahaha, it's just a game, brother eldest grandson, don't worry about it, and I have a good book here, the name is "The Prince of the Tang Dynasty", er... no, it is called "The True Explanation of Taoist Qi Xing", it is said that you only need to read it, Ding Ding It can become as big as a durian, do you want to try it?"
Chang Sun Chong: "..."
(End of this chapter)
When Fang Xuanling was deep in thought, the dice had already walked around, and soon arrived in front of him.
"Liang Guogong, it's your turn!"
Hearing Changsun Wuji's words, Fang Xuanling reacted and quickly picked up the dice and threw it into the bowl.
Three o'clock, five o'clock, six o'clock.
Seeing this number, Fang Xuanling breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the crowd.
"Who has the smallest number of points?"
Hearing Fang Xuanling's words, everyone turned their attention to Changsun Chong.
At this time, Chang Sun Chong also stood up, and then bowed to Fang Xuanling and saluted. Seeing this scene, Fang Xuanling was stunned.
"The biggest one is me?"
Thinking of this, Fang Xuanling immediately looked around, and finally confirmed the answer.
Indeed he is the greatest.
Seeing the pleading expressions of Changsun Wuji and Changsun Chong, Fang Xuanling suddenly smiled, and decisively threw the burden to Gao Ming.
"The old minister also followed the example of Zhao Guogong. This time, please ask His Highness the Crown Prince to do it for you, but His Highness the Crown Prince can't do favoritism!"
The implication of Fang Xuanling's words was that he couldn't let Chang Sun Chong pass the test easily, at least he had to be embarrassed.
After hearing his words, Gao Ming suddenly burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha, don't worry, Liang Guogong, I've always treated everyone equally!"
Gao Ming had originally rushed towards his eldest grandson, even if Fang Xuanling didn't tell him, he would have done so.
So after he finished speaking, he immediately turned his head to look at Chang Sun Chong, and smiled at him.
"Haha, Brother Changsun, you choose, do you want the truth or a big risk?"
"This……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Chang Sun Chong immediately hesitated.
To be honest, he is actually unwilling to choose both, but he has to choose under the situation before him.
Great figures like Liang Guogong and Wei Guogong have been elected, why don't you choose?
Thinking of this, Chang Sun Chong took a deep breath, then cupped his hands towards Gao Ming.
"I choose to speak the truth, His Royal Highness, please ask!"
"OK!"
Hearing Chang Sun Chong's words, Gao Ming immediately grinned.
"Then I asked, how long did it take you to have intercourse last time?"
"puff……"
Perhaps it was because the question was so hot that Changsun Wuji spit out the tea immediately.
"His Royal Highness, this is really..."
Before Changsun Wuji finished speaking, Gao Ming looked at him with piercing eyes.
"Given the relationship between uncle and eldest grandson brother, you can also answer this question on behalf of eldest grandson brother. Presumably Liang Guogong also agrees?"
"Uh...cough cough cough cough..."
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Changsun Wuji immediately coughed in embarrassment, while Fang Xuanling stroked his beard and laughed.
"Since His Royal Highness has spoken, how can the old minister refuse to obey? Don't worry, Brother Fuji, even if I find out about you... At that time, I will definitely not say it!"
As soon as Fang Xuanling finished speaking, everyone present immediately nodded their heads.
"That's right, that's right, the old man is determined not to say anything!"
"I do not know either!"
"And I!"
Seeing everyone's gossiping faces, Changsun Wuji's expression became stiff again.
Believe you are a ghost!
Changsun Wuji is already 50 years old this year, and he is very fat, so he is naturally powerless in some aspects, and this kind of thing is very private, how could he tell others?
So after hearing everyone's words, he immediately bowed his hands to everyone with a stiff face.
"Hehe, everyone misunderstood, I just want to say that the tea is too cold, so I would like to ask if you want another cup!"
Having said that, Changsun Wuji immediately waved to the maid next to him.
"Come, come, let's get a new cup of hot tea for all the adults!"
"Yes!"
Hearing Changsun Wuji's words, the maids immediately agreed, and then replaced everyone with freshly brewed tea.
Everyone knew that Changsun Wuji was talking nonsense, but they didn't point it out. They just nodded to him politely as a way of expressing their gratitude.
And Changsun Wuji smiled and nodded to everyone, and at the same time gave Changsun Chong a helpless look.
Son, dad can only help you so far!
Looking at Changsun Wuji's eyes, Changsun Chong suddenly showed a wry smile, then gritted his teeth, and stretched out a finger shyly towards Gao Ming.
Seeing Changsun Chong's gesture, Gao Ming immediately raised his eyebrows at him.
"One hour? Can you be so fierce?"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, Chang Sun Chong blushed immediately, shook his head hastily, and answered Gao Ming in a very small voice.
"Not even a stick of incense!"
After speaking, Chang Sun Chong lowered his head.
Chang Sun Chong originally thought that he would pass the test by answering this way, but what he didn't expect was that Gao Ming didn't intend to let him go so easily.
Therefore, as soon as his words fell, Gao Ming narrowed his eyes immediately.
"You're bragging. I don't believe you can hold on for a stick of incense. Believe it or not, let me ask Lizhi?"
"hiss……"
Hearing Gao Ming's words, everyone present gasped again.
You actually plan to ask Princess Changle about this kind of thing?Do you still want to face?
However, considering Gao Ming's "characteristic" of not playing cards according to common sense, and now that he has been drinking, everyone thinks it is really possible for him to do such a thing!
Thinking of this, Li Jing felt a little glad that he chose to take a big risk just now, and Fang Xuanling also felt that Gao Ming didn't just punish himself.
He is rushing towards the eldest grandson!
Chang Sun Chong was also in a hurry at this time, he was really afraid that Gao Ming would follow Jiu Jin to ask Li Lizhi, so he didn't care about being shy now, and quickly raised his head and cupped his hands at Gao Ming.
"His Royal Highness, please be merciful!"
"Well, tell the truth, how long is it?"
Seeing Gao Ming's narrow face, Chang Sun Chong suddenly showed a wry smile, and he gritted his teeth immediately.
"A cup of tea or so, this time it's real!"
"Pfft..."
Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone including Gao Ming covered their mouths and laughed, while Changsun Wuji turned his face away with a strange expression, his face was full of embarrassment.
What a shame!
Compared with the embarrassing elder grandson and his son, Gao Ming is satisfied because he has already got the answer he wanted.
"It doesn't matter how long it takes, as long as it works, I'm relieved now!"
Thinking of this, Gao Ming suddenly remembered that he seemed to have seen similar popular science knowledge before.
It is said that in addition to making "tadpoles", a man's testicles mainly secrete male hormones, but if there is a problem with the testicles, the adrenal gland will replace them to secrete male hormones to maintain the normal operation of the body.
Therefore, it is completely wrong to say that "from the palace" one will become a woman, or become neither male nor female.
After thinking about this, Gao Ming was completely relieved. He raised his wine glass and laughed at his eldest grandson.
"Hahahaha, it's just a game, brother eldest grandson, don't worry about it, and I have a good book here, the name is "The Prince of the Tang Dynasty", er... no, it is called "The True Explanation of Taoist Qi Xing", it is said that you only need to read it, Ding Ding It can become as big as a durian, do you want to try it?"
Chang Sun Chong: "..."
(End of this chapter)
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